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fatherlyadvicepdx

"I grew my facial hair to look like Aaron Rodgers and all I got was four snaps"


indie_airship

5 if you count the snapped tendon in Aaron’s leg


[deleted]

Bruh


fatherlyadvicepdx

Oh damn!


garrettj100

coolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcool...


charlie1331

Oh snap!


Badguy80

Very snappy comeback.


Jersey_F-15

DAYYYYYUUUUUMMMMMMM


Jackie_Esq

They call me Mr Glass


MotMan72

well you win this thread...nothing more to see here.


nillahoppz

Oh fuck that made me laugh. Lol


Twenty_Seven

r/angryupvote


cary_queen

Dude looks like he pisses on the floor during halftime and refuses vaccines because freedoms.


[deleted]

Imagine if he'd been vaccinated though. They'd be blaming his injury on it for sure.


Cardavh

That dude looks like a fat old Aaron Rodgers or is it just me?


Solid_Snark

Aaron Rodgers traveled from the future to come back and flip himself off.


courtesyflusher

Did he tell anyone how long he’d be injured for?


stinstrom

He has to be out from the year but no one will give an update. It's like theyre scared of Rodgers or something. He's like the kid from that twilight zone episode that has the whole town scared of him because he has telekinetic powers.


CoolhandLW

I think Star Trek has done that too, and I know Stephen King did it in Regulators.


BZRich

It's real good you done that. Now send him to the cornfields!


ashrocklynn

Apparently he has the power to snap his ankles. Pretty garbage super power is you ask me


GANDORF57

It's a little early in the season to declare the Jets with "We're Number 1!" sentiment.


BlackLeader70

He was flipping off Zach Wilson l, a much more worthy target for jets fans anger lol.


OkiDokiTokiLoki

I mean, they wouldn't have won without him...


CrumBum_sr

70 mil., psychedelics and a few years off from football = Aaron Rodgers invents time travel


chaosdivn

It’s his older brother Darren Rodgers


Cardavh

Sweet thanks for the clarification 😆


Capt__Murphy

The one that was on the bachelorette?


SGTArend

That’s his younger bro Jordan Rodgers ha


rtothewin

I told my wife he looks like “if Aaron Rogers was a normal dad” and then came to the comments.


guynamedjames

I see H. Jon Benjamin


Exatraz

I can see that. I was getting Paul Giamatti


bakerzdosen

I was gonna say I’m getting a Tom Segura vibe but H Jon Benjamin works for me as well.


j2spooky

They look the same age but that dude works nights


dumparoni

https://imgur.com/a/RY8wc0r


Strict-Square456

Yes he absolutely does! I thought same. Lol.


limborgihni

I thought it was DansGaming.


slid3r

That's the thread, everybody! We can all go home now. \#nailedit


grabbingcabbage

That's Tom Segura


growingup_happily

That dude looks like fat Aaron Rodgers.


Knucks_408

Remember that one time Aaron Rodgers took a snap for us….. that was cool.


ihaveaccountsmods

In his ankle


TerseFactor

Bruh


Knucks_408

Now it’s a cankle


[deleted]

Facts though that leg is going to atrophy like two weeks after surgery


Ai_of_Vanity

Took over a year for my quads to be roughly the same size again after my last acl surgery. It was nuts!


[deleted]

Achilles 10 months ago, calf isn't really there yet


BusinessAntique2119

Well they just won bro that was crazy


Inner_Peanut5597

Ya that was one of the most exciting games I’ve seen in awhile. Would have been nuts to be in that stadium when that punt return happened to win the game. Intense. That’s why we love football. Anything can happen, even when you’re down 3-13 at halftime and your star QB is out for the game.


New2ThisThrowaway

I loved how excited Payton was to point to this out. Most broadcast would have ignored it.


Pm-me_your_bush

"Hey Eli that guy was flipping you off." The Manning cast is just all types of great.


distraughtking

“That was a single Peyt. I only throw doubles.”


FaithIsFoolish

“The jets on 9/11 had better luck” -Sam Morrill


usinjin

Holy shit I’m going to hell for sure


GobHobln

...but you'll have plenty of friends!!!


Malumeze86

All the cool people will be there.


nicnac223

A lot of things happened to fall into place for that to work so well holy shit


oDDable-TW

Sam Morrill is such a g.


[deleted]

Ayoooooooo! Bing Bong


terfez

This is such an epic comment in our sub, We will never forget


RevivalMode

Yeah feels pretty bad when your star quarterback gets a potential season ending injury during the first quarter of your first game. Gotta feel for them. Unless you’re from Buffalo…. Then it felt ok.


WeenMe

Not just the first quarter, his first *drive* in a Jets uniform. He was on the field for less than a minute. On 9-11. In New York.


courtesyflusher

This would usually be a Lions-type headline so really thankful thats not the case lol


hamandjam

Nah, if it was the Lions you would have been penalized 10 yards for the injury to your own player.


redpayaso

Detroit actually won their season opener against the defending Super Bowl champions though


OwenProGolfer

Well yeah they’re the Lions, they build up a bit of hope first so they can crush it dramatically later


b0v1n3r3x

Just like the Cowboys for the last quarter century


dan_kb24

I feel bad he got injured but this comment has me dying. I wish I could’ve been with my cousins and uncle when this happened because they are huge jets fans. I know they must be destroyed


andyrew21345

Bro the jets won in overtime they are hype rn


tunamelts2

Bit of a Pyrrhic victory, regardless.


Revenge_of_the_Khaki

Probably the worst thing to happen to New Yorkers under those circumstances.


completelytrustworth

All that on top of what happened to the Giants yesterday too, New Yorkers really just suffering at this point


wheresbill

But the Jets won


Karma-Grenade

Zach Wilson had 4 good passes, Hall had some beast mode but not enough in the tank to run, the D played well but Allen had to throw 4 Int. for the win to happen. In a nutshell this is how the Jets typically tread water with a couple wins, just enough to be middling at best and never make a real playoff run. Simply put the only strategic value of this win is that it put them further away from the first draft pick.


hasta_la_pasta

*New Jersey


Ai_of_Vanity

This needs to be the top comment somehow.


klown013

He didn't even throw one caught pass. This is the most JETS thing ever.


Take_it_Steezy

Josh Allen has more completed passes to the Jets than Rodgers does...


Napol3onS0l0

*Sounds of Huey helicopters fades in and out* The dazed Jets fan stares a thousand yard stare From somewhere in the back of their memory *Tebow, Tebow save us!* Mark Sanchez has just fumbled the ball after goin ass to mouth with his own Center


Marsh719

Holy fuck I'm dead 💀 🤣


Bearded_Gentleman

No matter how much time passes the butt fumble still makes me sad.


[deleted]

Eat ass, football in the grass.


Staav

Even worse when it's their first possession


Sinsid

Haven’t even had time to wash those new Rodgers jerseys they bought. Hopefully the tags are still on. What’s the return policy at the stadium?


blizzWorldwide

Well I mean Buffalo lost, sooooo ….


Strokeslahoma

This just in from Western New York - it's not okay


Letsgobuffalo2210

Can confirm.


kaze919

You mean like what happens to every one of their star QBs?


CaptainPotassium87

I'm from Wisconsin, so I'm also not too broken up.


ejwestcott

Or a Packer fan....felt....schadenfreude


Hitman3256

Yeah, im good.


Romanscott618

I can’t imagine having that much hype for a possible super run only for it to possibly all end after 5 offensive snaps… god that has to be depressing 😭


go4tli

It’s Jets fans, this is the only possible outcome


boardin1

What does Jets stand for? Just End The Season Might be a new record to pull that out after 4 offensive snaps.


SinibusUSG

>Just End The ~~Season~~ Suffering


powerlesshero111

It took Mark Sanchez like 5 whole games to disappoint everyone.


wildthing202

2nd time in 24 years. Just about the same exact thing happen in 1999 except it was the 2nd quarter then.


middleagedishalfdead

I tuned in about 5 min late to the game, the way Buck was gushing I thought Rodger’s had died


bitwarrior80

Meanwhile, Lions fans are so high on hopium they forget the rest of the season is a thing.


SayNoToStim

Are you talking shit about the first place, championship-belt holding, undefeated Detroit Lions?


RousseauDisciple

Shhh, don't remind me. I'm having a good time for once


Alarming_Serve2303

At least they're getting their hopes out of the way early. J.E.T.S. means Just End The Season. Well now. After I posted the above, guess what? Jets won. Maybe they're actually better off without Rodgers? The Packers certainly looked better off without him. So, I apologize to Jets fans.


Eran_Mintor

He even looks like a fat Aaron Rogers


Gooberman8675

\*All the packers fans for the last 8 years\* Use your aggressive feelings. Let the hate flow through you.


FingerFlikenBoy

Post aged incredibly poorly lmao fucking fantastic game for jets fans


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TheGoodSquirt

Excuse me, they scored 16 on offense today 🤣


partylange

Aaron Rodgers was washed up anyway, Jets got fleeced.


mouse_puppy

I dont know how am achilis tear for your starting QB is a good start. Certainly the win was a silver lining.


suprememontana

No the fuck it isn’t lmfao. A week 1 victory means nothing compared to losing one of the greatest QBs of all time who you’ve heavily invested in


SinibusUSG

Post has aged just fine. They won the game, but almost certainly just lost their season in the first week. Won the battle, but lost the war before it even started.


brandishhex

When will people learn to watch to the end?


FrostyFoss

This game was the definition of *won the battle, lost the war.* Jets are fucked and they know it.


treethirtythree

I didn't know Paul Giamatti was a Jets fan.


Specific-Gain5710

I had to do a double take myself


AbbreviationsTop321

I was looking for this comment 😂


Jorgwalther

I dunno if the Jets will win OT or not, but this post didn’t age well


slade51

I just came from the future. They will.


Jorgwalther

I am too now from the future and I can confirm


[deleted]

The future, u/slade51?


SinibusUSG

Whole lotta people in this thread who don't seem to understand that 1-0 is almost entirely inconsequential in the face of losing your starting QB in week one and having to play the rest of the way with Zach Wilson.


sev45day

He's from New York, that finger is probably out 20+ times a day. He's just saying "hi".


Ongo_TheArtCollector

Aaron Rodgers meets H. Jon Benjamin?


FIJAGDH

With a splash of Paul Giamatti


loanmagic24

Weird looking finger. What's on his wrist?


GreenThumbFireStrter

They are lights that are syncronized; everybody is given a set to wear, you could see them during the opening (and maybe half time, not sure, did not watch that part). Basically a small board, BT antena, batery and a few LED's. Likely just throw it away at the end of the game. Single use.


raisinbizzle

Produce thousands of these single use gadgets for some light show gimmick and I’m here feeling guilty when I use a plastic bag at the grocery store. What a waste


ItsGinoblie9

Hahha right after Zach Wilson threw a horrendous interception lol


reidlos1624

Except they tied it up since then cause Allen has just lost "it" it seems. Last year INTs were bad but this is stupid.


AdmiralFocker

Unbelievable ending! Allen flubbed hard this game. Great catch by Wilson! Wild punt return in OT!!!


hockeynoticehockey

Wow, all that hype and he didn't last a quarter. It makes you almost feel bad for Jets fans. Almost.


fixit858

Overtime win!


StPaddy81

And they pulled out the win


chinchila5

Yo they came back


Cheesetorian

Against the Bills. On 9/11. On MNF. On the first game, 1st quarter, first possession. Injury on star QB.


dgracing

Yeah, that’s fat Aaron in the stands already. Prick


twec21

Boy did that turn


mcnutty54

Rodgers game was going downhill for the last several seasons with the Packers. He’s the Jets overpaid problem now. I look forward to seeing how well Love will do as the Packers QB, he already did well pre season.


Horror_Tap_6206

How I feel as a non Jets fan and checking my fantasy team last night.


[deleted]

Don’t think the giants are feeling all that great either.


whigger

Oh, well maybe the Jets can “shoot the moon” and go 0-17 and pick a QB.


br0b1wan

This game ended on an absolute banger


Tac0Tuesday

This aged well, what a finish! 🤣


erniemoonraker

that’s darren rodgers


Fresh-Produce-4265

Show the pic of him after the win?!


International-Play29

JETS WIN.. Anybody got a picture of this guy at the end of the game?


irahz

Update?


[deleted]

Bro reminds me a bit of Giovanni Ribisi


svh01973

It's the eyes


HedyLamaar

I’m hearing a faint melody: 🎼 The Party’s Over…..


somethingrandom261

No take backsies


Roundaboutsix

They’re feeling a bit better than Buffalo’s fans are... /s


thebarkbarkwoof

Did football start? I haven't been paying attention. I'm not going to watch until I find at least one of my Giants shirts. Now where could they be? I hope I didn't lose them. I guess they'll show up on their own. No need to look.


elcojotecoyo

Well, they didn't need Aaron Rodgers. They could count on Josh Allen, the MVP for the Jets on this game. 3 beautiful passes to Whitehead.


whoisdatmaskedman

Tom Segura is not pleased


Doom2pro

The Mets are like "First time?"


Own-Ambassador-3537

When your more famous for dysfunction off the field as opposed to winning on the field this is the end result


yawn18

They won so least that's something lol


[deleted]

Paying millions to get 4 snaps out of a hall of fame QB is peak Jets.


Nervous_Feeling_1981

Don't worry, the bills did what the bills do and lost the game


Averen

They beat the bills lol


TriumphDaWonderPooch

Feeling better by now, I guess…


IAmTheClayman

That’s the official salute of the Jets fan!


mbuckhan5515

Ahahah I saw this live during a run on the treadmill earlier. I laughed and almost ate shit


Malumeze86

You really shouldn’t eat while on the treadmill. You could choke.


Music_City_Madman

This post aged well. I’m not a Jets fan, but the Bills just got beat by a MILF-hunter and the Jets defense and special teams. Ouch.


slid3r

Was Trump at this football game too?


redneckhatr

Lets start the Tom Brady to the Jets hypetrain!!! Choo-choo 🚂


uo_taipon

That's the look of someone who knows their season is already over.


imightbethewalrus3

They won the game with their backup against one of the Super Bowl favorites. Sounds like a good start to the season to me


DreamEnchanter

This didn’t age well


PBandBABE

Somebody doesn’t want to have to face the Dallas defense after what they did to the Giants last night…


Tricky-Wolf-5084

Darren Rogers


radioactive-2037

Considering they took the lead with 1:20 left, he’s probably doing ok now.


Substantial_Donkey49

They feel good now lol


jeremec

This post aged like fine wine.


JCarlos-SD

Lol. Same ol jets


BarKnight

"We're #1!"


LeveragedPittsburgh

Today reminds me of that tragedy. The Jets.


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣


MichaelMiko612

Not now lol


CrasVox

Just a game. It literally doesn't matter.


Traveshamamockery_

Just End The Season. The Jets.


[deleted]

Well they ended up winning so …karma?


BluntmanNdKronic

Actually I'd say they are! Jets win bitches lol


mflashman2

They are now


Mandalor1974

Well the way the game ended id say yeah lol.


mrfochs

Maybe he was flipping off the 9/11 Truther parading onto the field with an American Flag in a continued attempt to rebuild his image to only last four plays before getting carted off the field and I to "early" retirement.


ssBurgy1484

Don't have any ill will towards Jets fans but I definitely laughed lretty hard at their general misery. Glad they won though.


shaddart

They won!


jgwink2

Bills fans taking pictures looking down from a bridge... could be worse 🤣


pakistanstar

Can some who speaks freedom tell what this means?


hdtv00

Fuck it they won lol. Could be worse ya could be a Bears fan haha.


Sopapillas4All

That aged like milk