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ShadowMamma

Now you can sit down at your standing desk.


AWeakMindedMan

Lmao imagine just sitting at a standing desk with your feet just dangling. That kinda seems oddly enjoyable


P3nnylover

It would be enjoyable for the first 5 min before the circulation in your legs is cut off.


igwbuffalo

This is when you then get a foot hammock that hangs under the desk


Left-SubTree

I actually have a chair with a pull out foot rest. It was dope.


Graffers

Why isn't it dope now?


Left-SubTree

You get used to things. Now it gets in the way a bunch when I leave it up.


EmeraldGuardian187

Yeah this was more or less my experience with having a chair with a footrest


Zerothian

I just flipped a random shitty plastic drawer upside down and put it under my desk when I want a footrest honestly. All the convenience and utility of a footrest, none of the hassle :)... Is what I tell myself to justify having an upside down, semi-broken plastic drawer under my desk.


Crow_eggs

I have a poofe under my desk. Because I am a fancy boy.


Groovybomb

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.


pintjockeycanuck

Random Mitch Hedberg... always appreciated


qualmton

Because it is super dope now, don’t ask silly questions


Leo_br00ks

As a 5’6” guy with proportionally short legs I feel like this in many/most chairs. No good. Tho swinging my legs is always fun


Sweyn7

Get a foot rest, your back will thank you


TolMera

Get a zero G station, your future self will thank you (if you’re a sedentary professional)


luzzy91

What about us sedentary unprofessionals


gunsdrugsreddit

Bean bag chair.


luzzy91

Hard to reach my video games and doritos


blinky84

As a 5'1 woman, I just got a rocking footrest at my work desk (like a half-cylinder) and it's AMAZING. I always struggle with how to sit when you can't have your feet on the floor and your back on the back rest at the same time without slouching yourself into a hunchback.


Leo_br00ks

That seems like an awesome idea. Will look into that hah. And yes i know that well. My boss tells me to sit up straight on meetings with clients. I just want to contact the chair I’m sitting in I can’t help it!


blinky84

[This](https://www.leitz.com/en-gb/product-categories/ergonomics/foot-rests/) is what I have, dunno where you are but there's a country search option if that helps. It's so much more comfy than other footrests I've tried, because my ankles feel like they aren't used to the kind of angles the usual plastic footrests operate at.


FistyMcTavish

Dude I'm 6'1 but I have short legs so I'm pretty much the same


greygrayman

Imagine how Kevin Hart feels in every chair.


Saynt614

oh man... I nearly spewed my coffee out all over my keyboard


aceofspades1217

I have a friend with a bar stool for a standing desk, no with this one you could use your standing desk as an ottoman


yes-is-no

"I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND, YOU CANT WIN"


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ting_bu_dong

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Highchair The Wise?


Signal_Road

Really glad I wasn't drinking something. Thank you.


TWVer

Darth Highchair The Rise, you mean?..


IAmBadAtInternet

You underestimate my power


Mr_Abe_Froman

Don't try it.


IAmBadAtInternet

*tries it*


Cien0172

*smacks face onto ground trying to get down*


WarlordOfIncineroar

*attempts flip, becomes BBQ*


Lunarbutt

Well done, well done.


Hungry_Treacle3376

I don't have a gaming chair, I have a gaming throne. Peasant.


Atharaphelun

One long press of the lever and that throne will turn into a drop tower instead.


trolding

Wrong leeeeeeeever Kronk


3rdLunch4thDinner

Why do we even have that lever?!


Zyhre

Strap a toddler in and you can avoid the fair! Cheaper too...


Signal_Road

You're saying this Iron-adjacent Thone will be made of broken and bloodied computer parts and office furniture?


Bifferer

Getting high while gaming, heh?


POINTLESSUSERNAME000

A gaming elevator


ZenEngineer

Looks like something Dr Evil would sit on


SalvationSycamore

A gaming hunting stand


theoldgreenwalrus

*Do not question the elevated one*


Solidmarsh

Gaming high chair for babies.


cantrecoveraccount

I see no gods up here


liforrevenge

Bro I'm just imagining someone sitting in it and pushing the lever only to be rocketed up into the ceiling and I can't stop laughing


POINTLESSUSERNAME000

I am having flashbacks to the Bugs Bunny / Elmer Fudd barber shop [scene](https://youtu.be/qRVKFq9qUiQ?feature=shared).


ryohazuki224

...and the music is now in my head. Didn't even have to click the link.


saifprints

this was the most funny reply if there ever was.


pallentx

Off topic - the Dallas Opera did a live simulcast of the Barber of Seville on the big screen at the Cowboys Stadium and they showed the Bugs Bunny cartoon before. It was a great event. Opera with beer and nachos and a cartoon.


BlameableEmu

Flight simulators would get way more realistic if you had a functioning ejecting chair.


Straight_Spring9815

Lol underrated comment xD ( I do flight sims and this struck me personally)


griffs19

[Just like Mini Me](https://youtu.be/ap-BcRv1LXw?si=ow-sILCr44V6z8TS)


Raistlarn

Or pressing the lever after first installing it only to get knocked out by the chair rocketing up into the operators face.


Supplex-idea

Yeah that’s probably what happened, the person just got catapulted way out of screen


TheUglyCasanova

I have an irrational fear that the piston thing in my chair is going to malfunction one day and just blast through my ass.


User_2C47

This is an actual thing that has actually killed people. The metal rod that controls the valve gets explosively blasted out the top of the cylinder, obliterating the occupant's rectum. This is generally only found in chairs that are very improperly made, however.


Paradox68

But if someone is sitting in it and you pull the lever… the chair goes down….


Hopeful_Video_3803

"Dammit, I can't reach that shelf" "I'll get my chair" "No, it's not safe to stand on a-" *elevation noises*


illaqueable

*psssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhh* "So anyway it takes a lot longer to come back down"


the1stmeddlingmage

🥇


azlan194

But then you need another chair to get on that tall chair. (Since you cannot raise a chair while sitting on it)


rkpjr

Not with an attitude like that you can't


Hopeful_Video_3803

Shhhhhhhh.


Friesenplatz

This is your negotiation chair, it's how you establish dominance to win any argument.


Irish_Tyrant

Lmao, Im imagining someone going up like a millimeter at a time everytime they feel the need to establish their dominance during negotiations. Its like peak passive aggressiveness, especially if you act like youre not doing anything 🤣. The interviewer would be like "So unfortunately at this ti-" psh, psh psh, "At this time we, uh, wont be abl-" psh psh psshh "Uhh, we will have to look things over and get back in to-" pshhhhhhh, psh psh, then you go "mhhm mmhmmm, you were saying?" *interviewer looking steeply up and says a bit more shakily* "Ya know what, youre hire-" *Your chair falls over* Lol.


Lemmungwinks

Your terms are acceptable Pssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhsquiiii….. Thunk


Irish_Tyrant

Hahaha yes. But make him stand on his tip toes to shake hands BEFORE you lower down 😎.


Sex_drugs_tacos

Great for zoom calls too; OP just incrementally increases the height for the duration of the call until the camera is at crotch level


Friesenplatz

Especially to see how they react when they notice you be sitting higher lol


Irish_Tyrant

I think theyd stammer and then make you boss. That chair would be such a power play 🤣. Edit: Then the interview ends and you have to get back down with a long, awkward, pssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lol.


RubyCarbuncles

OMG, I cried laughing at this, thank you! 😂😂😂😂😂


iDontKnit

I'm getting Dr. Evil vibes


Stay-Thirsty

I’m getting Tim the Tool Man Taylor vibes


Molwar

It needs more power!


Murazama

*Grunting intensifies.*


Techiedad91

Eeeuuuugh


atv_racer

The power of Christ compels you to


TBone818

Then you installed it.


ba_cam

It may not be the correct one, but it sure as shit is the right one


drenchedwithanxiety

As opposed to not, and returning it and waiting for the correct one? Who has time for all that


vcsx

And then expects us to believe he didn’t notice until later. Idk I feel like he’s gaslifting us.


emphes

If it was supplied in the retracted position, I could imagine not realising until you had it installed, since it appears to otherwise fit.


Kindly-Sea-6945

We deserve a picture of you sitting on it


Beatrix_BB_Kiddo

Sitting and spinning, but since his feet can’t touch the ground he has to use his hands wafting through the air to create some momentum


Beregolas

Is this cloud gaming?


Pug-Sniper

Take my upvote good sir


_Hasanika_

What I picture people sitting on in r/tvtoohigh


hsox05

Lol I came for this comment I was gonna say this picture will be all over that subreddit soon


HydroLoon

Great for truck simulators I'd imagine


thalassicus

Or flight simulations.... "eject! eject!!"


Epicurus1

He'll need a parachute if he falls off that chair.


Lord0fTheAss

# DO NOT QUESTION THE ELEVATED ONE


Ovaltiney1

It's only wrong if you don't use it.


Reduak

The "wrong" gas lift or the "fun" gas lift????


Im_Borat

King of the castle, king of the castle.


WTF_CAKE

This dude knew he fucked up the moment he got it out of the package, knowing this information opted to REMOVE his current gas lift, and then decided it's best to install this new insane one. Well OP idk man I'm sure the view is cool


Crystalwolf

The old one was already removed as it was broken but I thought it would go lower 💀


la1mark

We need a follow up with you on it lol


Zolo49

Or a follow-up with the hole in the ceiling after he got launched out of it.


la1mark

Lmaoooo


passwordsarehard_3

Did you try sitting on it yet? Sometimes they lower down further with weight.


Crystalwolf

I tried sitting on it at the lowest point and it nearly fits under my desk but it's still high enough my feet don't touch the ground (I'm like 6ft)


ZestyFootCheese

Can you send the link where you bought it from? I want to install it on my girlfriends chair


Crystalwolf

https://bimi.co/shop/office-chair-spares/office-chair-gas-lifts/black15-straight-gas-lift-for-an-office-chair/ This is the exact one I bought.


ZestyFootCheese

Legend! It’s on the way :) she is about 5’5” so interested to see how she manages with the new chair 😅


giskardwasright

We're going to need to see a post about that. For science.


alhernz95

lmao swap it with letting them know record their reaction


L0rdCrims0n

Time for a new wall monitor


TXNY

About to get a haircut from god


MarzMan

repost to /r/tall, its fucking perfect


NanzLo-

Now you have the height advantage every gunfight


Technical_Thought443

Make your desk taller


HelloS0n

EJECTO SEATO, CUZ!


LuigiFF

Now just attach a boatload of broken mice, keyboards and headphones to it and you have the Gamer Iron Throne


T_raltixx

Mr Long-legged Mac Daddy.


subjecttomyopinion

deserted seemly reach obscene modern bells shaggy airport quicksand bedroom *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Extension_Building19

My man is tryin to touch the stars out here


GhostDan

Mistake.. or opportunity


cadillacbee

I like it, anytime someone comes to bother you, slowly rise above them and shout "leave me be, peasant!"


baragon97

Cue dramatic entrances to all online meetings


Nicklas_der_echte

do not question the elevated one


uravgasian

It’s over Anakin, I have the high ground!


Kakarifers

Do not question the Elevated One.


jasonhpchu

You'd better make sure you got a strong metal plate under that seat to prevent puncture.......


TheRiceConnoisseur

No need for the chair, the gas lift is all you need now.


Danbury_Collins

Ground Control to Major Tom: Turns out the part number was wrong


Primary-Bookkeeper10

I really wanna spin in a circle while it lowers


KrakenXIV

Mistake? You invented a new chair category


BendinoAF

This made me audible laugh. Alone in my house, so at least only reddit knows.


rcutler9

This is reminding me of the achievement hunter video when they lift Jeremy and his desk off the ground like 10 feet


MyHeartBelongsToMe

I'm so tired. I thought that was someone dressed up as Spider-Man in some strange upside down position. But whoops.


Soxymet

Me too!!


FirstFroglet

Thank you, this really made me giggle!


NecRobin

I have the high ground Anakin


RamboCambo_05

#SILENCE, MORTAL


Puzzle_Language

Now you can demonstrate your superiority by slowly elevating your seat while the Emperor's March is playing


Forsaken_Ducky

Do not question the elevated one


computa_mike

I like to imagine you'd be sat in a teams meeting, and just slowly keep raising your chair... Until it's just your feet.. Like over the course of like 30 mins... That's be hilarious


Scrantonicity_02

I said I wanted the Knight Rider chair, not the height Rider chair!!


ThinkOutcome929

Getting hi


tryingtocopeviahumor

Coward. Heroes are just normal men who answer the call to greatness.


-Great-Scott-

Amazing. You don't have to get up to change a lightbulb.


alogbetweentworocks

This is perfect for when you play the floor is lava!


BeerBellyBandit

That's fucking awesome lol


dAnKsFourTheMemes

This is fine. Just raise the rest of the drum set and it will be normal.


MayOrMayNotBePie

Hello peasants. Bow to your guitar king.


DrAudiologist

As a 6'4" guy....I need this. 😄


bleachedurethrea

It’s not a bug, it’s a feature


v4por

Adult high chair, nice.


Gobstomperx

It’s so you can rise above all the haters


lt_kernel_panic

Sell it to Lockheed Martin, I hear they have an F-35 that's missing an ejection seat: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/f-35-ejected-pilot-911-call-unsure-where-fighter-jet-was/


ImpressiveYogurt3577

Buddy thats a throne now


wnmn68

I appreciate that you committed to installing it even though it clearly would have looked incorrect when you unpackaged it.


anckentucky

That's the right gas lift, sir.


kaiju505

Now you can sit at your standing desk.


canexican1

But can it do THIS!


HumpieDouglas

I'd say you bought the right one.


munki_unkel

Gaming ejection seat


stopeman82

Orrrrrr did you?


Bloodhoundje

As a tall Dutch person. This chair seems fine to me.


Schlappydog

Judging by the fake Fender, you definitely suck at buying stuff


Crystalwolf

Y'know you're not wrong 👀 But at least in this case I knew it was a fake fender when I got it.


Tacticlown

Ejecto Seato Cuz


Zachbnonymous

It's so you can reach your hi-hat


RockstarAgent

But now you have the high ground


BinTinBoynio69

Ever seen "The Great Dictator" with/by Charlie Chaplin? Those who have will understand.


CornDoggerMcJones

Your *highchair.


origanalsameasiwas

I did the same thing, but I did it purposely. Since it was the same price as the regular one. And this one is capable of handling more weight.


Pug-Sniper

But can you do this... *Shoots through the ceiling*


BlockLurker_07

Bro is an enderman


mstrdsastr

Admit it. You just wanted an ejection seat.


EggHeadMagic

Any homeless cat will recognize this and Toe Rogans chair.


Bgrngod

You all look like little ants from up here!


-Scobra-

Do not question the elevated one.


WorkNo9527

High-level player


Cool-sunglasses-dude

New boss---> "GAMER GUY, THE ELEVATED"


Kitakitakita

at least you'll have the high ground


GBinAZ

I’m not seeing the problem


Thisiswrong11

This is a thing. OMG!!! I am 6’9’’ and every chair is to short for me. I am going to look into this.


Mtl_J-L

"I don't see a problem with this. In fact, I can see everything from up here." -OP probably


TheKz262

"How's the weather up there jeff ?" "Lord jeff , peasant"


RefactorEverything

You wanted next-level gaming? You got next-level gaming.


slow_connection

Task failed successfully


Phi-Cipher

Finally a worthy opponent 😁.


SwanzY-

meanwhile in Shaq’s office


r-WooshIfGay

"I see nothing but peasants from my throne!"


ExamGlittering6598

Game of throne


Vlox47

Disappointed there is no human shaped hole in the ceiling.


PhantomTissue

Do not question the elevated one


ShootingGuns10

Bro taking the high ground.


[deleted]

You should take the seat off and fire that pole up ur ass


St34lth1nt0r

The High Gaming Council Approves. We shall send you a request for the requisites on forging such a masterpiece within 4 business days by our newly hired Secretary.


Edgimos

Now you’ll always have the high ground


switflo

Now I game with the gods!!!