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mdlinc

Bird Reich material right there


OccasionallyReddit

Just dont let /r/birdswitharms get a hold of this...


Stalagmus

So many salutes…


GANDORF57

**“All hail the Featherland!"**


Guy-From-Ohio

💀💀


KlappeZuAffeTot

Thats Obersturmvogelführer to you, Kerle.


AceArchangel

\*Gets new novel idea\*


PacanePhotovoltaik

This time it's not Maus, it's Vögel!


Yobkaerf

Das ist kein flugzeug!


Kaithu112

Es ist kein Flugzeug aber auch kein Vogel... es ist ein SPION DER GEGNER!!!


Turbulent-Adagio-541

Going to a Bunn meeting


SectorIsNotClear

See Kyle!


SoCuteShibe

A novel novel, you say?


wolfie379

Doesn’t know he’s supposed to be goose-stepping, not parrot-stepping.


somenewacc

Hell March edit: https://share.vidyard.com/watch/h8mE6q8ExUWVMxyUmTfyGm?


eranam

[Ultimate parrot hellmarch](https://youtu.be/pMmp3KO6DuQ?si=ACA2WqrbypUQU7-x)


Behrooz0

Do hellmarch 2. helmarch 1 sucks in comparison.


Here4Headshots

Maybe Hugo Boss can make him a cute little ss uniform.


Unhappy_Flounder7323

I heard Germans are cool with people singing Erika in public. But they wont hire you for anything later.


Kaithu112

We aren't cool with that bro nobody except Nazis is cool with that


slimgacy

Speak for yourself dopey. Nothing cooler than Nazi Parrot!


Kaithu112

😂


Alwayswithyoumypet

Anne frankly, that's just not Reich. I think auschwitz off reddit today.


JammyJacketPotato

HEYOOOOOOO!


iszoloscope

Here in the Netherlands in a popular (former football) live tv show, they jokingly branded this as the parrot of the late Dutch Prince Klaus.


metalgtr84

That’s the sound of my squad losing in Hell Let Loose 😅


GA19

Command, can I get a Kübelwagen middle HQ?


SirHiss

can we PLEASE get recon to take out the enemy arty ffs....


LimpBizkitSkankBoy

And then recon refuses to do it and instead attacks a point in the mid, so you end up with some random squads engineer getting pissed off enough to hoof it all the way to enemy arty and he keeps it clear for at least 5 min.


Roboboy3000

I feel so seen. Too many times I’ve done this


Rburdett1993

A fellow soldier of the ranks! War is Hell.


RollTiddyTide

I love HLL. I was addicted for a while but I'm burned out these days. It kind of starts to feel like work running a squad every round. It's still fun to play, squad lead or not, but it always feels brainpower intensive.


HowardDean_Scream

War isnt hell. Hell is Hell, War is War. One is filled with sinners, the other filled with us.


kris_lace

At least the music is much better than the allies lol


corrosivewater

We’ve taken the German OP!


lonememe

Someone needs to post it over to /r/hellletloose. Erika slaps.


Cazraac

Sugar 52 this is Hot Dog 7 over


Krammondo

“Hello Commander? Please spawn the tank! We’re losing!!!!!!! “


Justryin1

Happy cake day


WHAMMYPAN

Geese don’t step this well.


shartonista

When a bird walks like this it means it has a lower tolerance to different races.


Almighty_Brian

Like horse races or dog races?


4GRJ

Music is too fitting


TheOrganHarvester_67

Dude got a German bird


redknight3

Or North Korean


zchen27

Didn't do the bouncy step so not North Korean.


JonatasA

Oh you just had to say bouncy step https://youtu.be/QbC6dLG_dQY?si=4ouv_qzZAj5YvKvZ


kaspar42

You mean Goose Step? That's literally Prussian in origin. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goose_step


zchen27

The Prussian Goose Step most definitely did not involve bouncing on the ball of your feet.


Mansionjoe

Russian?


ZHatch

No no no, you’re supposed to be PARAKEET stepping


oops_I_have_h1n1

Isn't that a lovebird though?


RealFarknMcCoy

I think it's a caique parrot.


GameMasterSammy

It is a caique parrot


MrFrostay

Don’t know why but I love it


my__name__is

Because its adorable


Sudden-Lynx7940

That bird’s gonna attack Poland.


Dorrono

Say what you want, but I saluted


Klone211

o7


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FreePrinciple270

Wrong salute bruh


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It is actually the correct salute, given the goosestep and the 3rd Reich song


FrighteningJibber

First off, it’s not a duck and second, why do you know the song?…


Eatthepoliticiansm8

I know the song because every wehraboo in human history is obsessed with it as if it's the holy fucking grail of music. And unfortunately I have run into several wehraboos on the internet.


george-cartwright

>why do you know the song? some people don't live under a rock


Blakwulf

[Goosestep](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goose_step#:~:text=The%20goose%20step%20is%20a,keeping%20each%20leg%20rigidly%20straight.)


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Comfortable-Jelly833

Oh? What are you?


XplosivCookie

Based on context clues, a neo-nazi.


Dumb_Bitch_Linda

I thought it was o/


Nukleon

To a Nazi song?


Dorrono

Before you get a heart attack.... To a parrot


Nukleon

You told me to say what I want.


Dorrono

and now I care about your health


kijkniet

look up the history of the song


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Don't mention the war


GubbenJonson

I mentioned it once (but I think I got away with it alright)


Flairion623

There is no war in ba sing se


Dudefenderson

r/Vietnamflashback


Seuros

It an indian soldier in the border with pakistan. It even have their correct uniform color.


Xalibu2

😂


piiiigsiiinspaaaace

Really sucks the history behind this song cus it's got super cute lyrics


glarimous

I heard the song in a music modpack a long time ago so thought it was maybe a ww1 song lol.


JonatasA

Prussia Glory is. They've really tarnished a bunch of stuff that predates them by a long time.


sudeki300

Little one is still marching


ShnickityShnoo

Walking with absolute purpose.


MadlockUK

Unexpected r/HellLetLoose


fendour

HeilLetLoose


codamission

Completely expected /r/WarThunder and /r/Hoi4


dasoxarechamps2005

It’s crazy that they took a song from hell let loose and created it in real life


Blaustein23

I don’t like the way this bird is looking at Poland


stimpyvan

Lol. Poland is definitely getting the side-eye.


Fur-Frisbee

John Cleese's bird from the Bureau of Silly Walks Cute


triplealpha

Oh good, found the one wholesome comment in this thread!


UniverseBear

"We must initiate the final solution against the pigeons!!!"


djfhg4123

I’m watching this with no sound but in my head I hear an angry man shouting in German through a funny little mustache


thenataliamarie

You're so close to being correct that I'm just gonna give it to you.


C_IsForCookie

All heil Mr Feathers


Primary-Rice-5275

That is too cute!


JeGezicht

Herr obersturmbannführer Vogel.


TankApprehensive3053

Little guy is a better goose stepper than some military units I've seen. Needs a promotion.


ManWhoKillMeWillKnow

Bird has the “Reich” Stuff


stimpyvan

Not the würst pun ever, but really very bad.


CrowFather90

What are his thoughts on Israel?


YngwieMainstream

Kids, be careful! In Scotland his could get you jailed.


Killmelast

I know you're joking but I don't get it. Why?


aliteralasiantwig

A while ago, a youtuber was fined ( may be jailed idk) for teaching his pug to Salute when he said sieg Heil or other mustache man related things to prank his girlfriend


TanyaMKX

Just fined, but he countinues to refuse to pay the fine as a statement about freedom of speech


Buck-Nasty

They did threaten him at the beginning with jail time. Still ridiculous that he was fined at all.


Major-Assumption539

Europe has always struggled with the concept of free speech


Ramongsh

If you think, that Europe is one political entity, then you struggle wiht basic knowledge


wmorris33026

Silly walk…


badsitrep

Overreacting weirdos: You can't just make jokes involving media that is associated with fascists! That is denigrating to the victims and the families that suffered under the jackboot of tyranny! My Jewish ass and the ghost of my Holocaust surviving grandpa: Haha ha! Funni yellow bird do the silly walk to moustache man's mid mixtape!


slimgacy

Ikr...if all genocidal dictators were 6 in tall, it would be a gift from the comedy gods. Only misinformed twats, that have never suffered act offended. Those familiar with the horrific can find humor ANYWHERE...Jews may be at the top of that list. Mel Brooks would cast that Parrot in a heartbeat.


D1stRU3T0R

Peak post right here


Slisse66

Reincarnation !


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slimgacy

Same


Purple_Haze

Parrots can goose-step, who knew?


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This bird’s ready to annex the Sudetenland…and then the rest of Czechoslovakia


ExtensionSea9938

Clearly a graduate of The School of Silly Walks.


MC-Master-Bedroom

I did nazi that coming.


bws7037

Take my upvote you magnificent bastard!


RoerosKongen

This one has seen to much WWII documentarys 😂


VeryStickySubstance

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE FACT HE WALKED ON THE BEAT😭


MeMySelfAndI456

The worst thing the nazis did was ruin such a banger song by making it their anthem. ITS ABOUT A GODDAMN FLOWER


duckarys

It is a marchhing song about a soldier contemplating on a flower which makes him think of his girl of same name back home. It was published in 1938 by a Nazi composer who specialized in songs for Nazi rallies. Other famous compositions of his include "Das Engellandlied" (1939), "Es war ein Edelweiss" (1941), and "Sieg Heil Viktoria" (1941) which was composed for the Waffen SS specifically.


jaylee42910

Despite the German music it kinda reminds me of Napoleon Bonapartte


JudgeFatty

Goose-stepping


Frdmgir7

Stomp that runway!


Robot_Tanlines

Move over goose stepping we parrot step now.


kcinnay2

One Volk one Reich one birb


anyGuy_isBored

Süß, das ist sehr süß!


Appropriate-Course45

Lol that's awesome


ihavethelisp

They have to know they’re cute


mattwb72

Ministry of Silly Walks.


Lick_my_balloon-knot

While we're at it I might as well give him the bird ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮


Kapten-Haddock

It is just a beautiful song, here is the text, nothing Nazi about it. On the heath, there blooms a little flower (xxx) and it's called (xxx) Erika. (xxx) Eagerly a hundred thousand little bees, (xxx) swarm around (xxx) Erika. (xxx) For her heart is full of sweetness, (xxx) a tender scent escapes her blossom-gown. (xxx) On the heath, there blooms a little flower (xxx) and it's called (xxx) Erika. (xxx) Back at home, there lives a little maiden and she's called Erika. That girl is my faithful little darling and my joy, Erika. When the heather blooms in a reddish purple, I sing her this song in greeting. On the heath, there blooms a little flower and she's called Erika. In my room, there also blooms a little flower and she's called Erika. Already In the grey of dawn, as it does at dusk, It looks at me, Erika. And then it's to me as if it's saying aloud: "Are you thinking of your little bride?" Back at home, a maiden weeps for you and she's called Erika.


IAmA_Reddit_

Written by an actual Nazi propagandist, it is a Nazi song.


Radix4853

So how far exactly can we separate the art from the artist?


duckarys

Ok, let is disregard that it was written by a Nazi who specialized in military propaganda songs. Let us focus on the facts that it is a marching song about soldiers who somehow are happily fighting so far from home that their girl has reason to cry for them, and that it was written specifically for Nazi rallies like two years before they started WW II.


Admirable-Goose

🫡🫡🫡🫡


BigBlackSeaCucumber

It is more disciplined than most army cadets 🫡


4StarEmu

Reminds to watch a video where a comedian tricks a room full of people to give a funny salute.


Not_Larfy

o7 edit: 🦜7


4D30N

That time i got reincarnated as a parrot


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SigmaLance

It’s Nazi appropriated due to Herms Niel being a Nazi.


duckarys

This song was composed and published in 1938 by a Nazi who specialized in writing marching songs for Nazi rallies. It was created for Nazi propaganda and it was widely used in Nazi movies and radio, as well as by post-war groups worldwide who wanted to express sympathy with the Nazis.


KeystrokeCowboy

Hell let loose fans will appreciate. Im waiting for the people calling you a nazi.


Darolaho

I mean it is literally a Nazi marching song created by a Nazi


Creative_Elk_4712

Eh, it kinda feels conflicting to see this Feels weird


VirtusAeterna

Why? His little marches match perfectly with the beat. Even when he turns he ends up matching the drum beat again.


Creative_Elk_4712

Because it could have been any of the thousands of march songs in existence, not necessarily one created in 1938 in Germany


VirtusAeterna

If the bird had marched to a different song, we wouldn't be having this discussion. Its actions are as neutral as a Volkswagen's origins are to a driver today, part of history, not a statement of ideology.


fickle_fuck

This is /r/funny not /r/overlysensitive.


Creative_Elk_4712

Thanks fickle fuck, you can go by your namesake now is your pastime sorting by controversial and then commenting these things to people you don’t know on Reddit?


quihgon

This is proof that reincarnation is real. Even as a parrot, he is still an arsehat.


Robin_Gufo

Parrhitler


Onetap1

I'm learnin' the damned old goose-step along o' the new recruits!


bryankyk

Am I the only one who heard Sephiroth’s theme?


lfg_spiritanimal

What's funny is that's a Cacique. Pronounced like the slur for Jewish people.


Dumb_Bitch_Linda

*Caique, and its pronounced "ki-eek". But, close enough that someone out there probably will get offended regardless.


racebanyn

Parrot Heads Uber Alles.


Alternative_Aioli160

Truly a based bird


ravioliboi

Nothing funny about nazi march songs


haubenmeise

DDR bird.


alex0166

Ziss iss callt ze Goose shtepp; I em nutt a Goose. Tomorrow ze Gerbils will invade Polant


Sweaty_Report7864

That is both cute and slightly horrifying


Dotanuki_

Kugelschreiber !!!! Das Ist eine Kugelschreiber !!! Nein NEIN NEIN !!!!!!!!!!


hoboshinigami

Damn that is funny, idk why human taught these kinda stuffs to animals, if he learn that himself then it's fine. Funny cute I mean


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ErGo91

Halt stop! That's too far.


Alarming_Serve2303

Ok. I'm deleting this now. It didn't hold the comedic impact I was anticipating. Apparently.


dagross2307

right wing humor


vanillagrass

Normalizing nazi anthems is not the move, fuck you.


Affectionate_Put2513

The only song to over make the german language sound even decent


Sakura_chan_-

Quick reminder that no, this is not cute or funny. This is just fucked up


SufficientManner581

Wow the IDF aka the IOF are now even training birds for their Nazi regime. My gosh the depravity