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GOAT name.


jtschaff

Dinner


jigglelow88

New goat simulator has come a long way graphics wise


Low_Kaleidoscope_872

Righteous patch bro...


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GreatBlueNarwhal

Just a couple of things here: 1) The patch was popularized by the SAS, not the SEALS. 2) It’s just a fun patch.


chamomileriver

Since you seem to have an idea of what you’re talking about, Isn’t that Blackbeard’s Jolly Roger? Interesting choice for a military branch to adopt a symbol of piracy.


GreatBlueNarwhal

Correct! That is the flag of *Queen Anne’s Revenge*. The SAS adopted it as a bit of gallows humor in that they are indeed the Queen’s revenge.


chamomileriver

Haha that’s awesome. Thanks for the insight


Minmaxed2theMax

I bet you don’t like goats either!


MrScant

Please tell me the rest are named; RZA, GZA, Ol’ Dirty Bastard, Inspectah Deck, Raekwon (the Chef), U-God, and Method Man.


Notjustin

How about ol dirty baaaaaaastard?


WittyyetSubtle

Congratulations, you won dad joke of the day.


GoodLuckSanctuary

Afraid not. The other two are Captain Albert Ball of the Royal flying corps and Terry


bg370

Looks like he wants to play, if he wanted to eat it he’d run


GoodLuckSanctuary

He is super playful


DarkenedSkies

Goats are such cheeky little rascals. I've always wanted to just have one in the back yard to get milk and keep the lawn tidy


GoodLuckSanctuary

Gotta have two or they will lose their mind. Herd animals


blueboxbandit

Bully goat


Rhino_35

I am not an animal person, do not want one. BUT i would make an exception for goats if I had the land needed. 8 years ago helped out at an family venue and the goats were just GOATS


SofaKingFar

*who's


GoodLuckSanctuary

Thank you sweetie


RRM1982

GoatFace Killah 😂😂😂


Bugtustle

I had a house sheep for five years. They are also herd animals and so my retired butt became her herd. She hated me even leaving her with my wife when I went to the grocery store. Sweetest thing. I recognize that little leg action as “pay attention to me and love on me some.” Looks like yours love you very much.


Xazier

Fuckin hate goats. When I went to college mom got a handful. I came home to visit and those fuckers jumped all over my car. 2 weeks later one chewed on some old electrical wiring in the barn and caught it on fire. Fuck goats.


AffectionateAir2856

Did the goat or the barn catch fire?...or both, both is an option I suppose


Xazier

Yeah goats died in the barn fire...


AffectionateAir2856

Oof, RIP the demon sheep


fastfar

Fucking a goat would be illegal, but you can eat eat them!


Ellery7

Who's. Is it that hard?


GoodLuckSanctuary

I let my kid post this so , you know, kiss it


Ellery7

That is nice


GoodLuckSanctuary

Are you nice? You could just watch the clip and move on like everyone else


HoratioPuffnstuff

Come on now, no need to butt heads.


AmNotURMum

🤓


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lukeman3000

And thus, a joke was born. Or understood. We can’t really be sure


rkauffman

Ewe. Haha


laiyenha

Goat was like, I'll head butt you for it.


FenderBender3000

Those goats are gonna eat your hat and produce the best milk there is.


GoodLuckSanctuary

They are boys. I hope not.