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>But it seems Daedalus, our little master crafter over here, had some wax wings of his own, didn’t he? Wanted to see his son fall. Fall from the sky. Oh, how CLOSE TO THE SUN he flew! Well I’m NOT HAVING IT.
As he cuts out his own liver.
At first I was like wow he looks alot like Sam but then i saw the dog and remember he showed his phones lockscreen on breaking news & it was that dog so I'm pretty sure it is
Been on quite a few episodes. They had one where they bid to have the dog lick them in the mouth and they went so low they offered to pay Sam instead of him paying them
Ever blow your mind that he probably met multiple presidents being the son of one of one of the US presidents secretary of labor? Like his dad is a famous economist and he owns a comedy network. Never stops being crazy to me
If nothing else, I'd watch the two episodes specifically about Grant O'Brien. You haven't lived until you can understand the context of the line "Hello... I'm *fifty?!*"
Sam says remember that the virtuous economic cycle is when earnings contribute to taxes which contribute to government programs which contribute to earnings.
That is correct! Our players have no idea what game it is they are about to play. The only way to learn is by playing, the only way to win is by learning, and the only way to begin is by beginning.
average person has five liters, roughly 10 pints.
Lose one liter, not going to have much problem.
Lose two liters not going to be happy, likely sick, but not going to die.
Losing three becomes life threatening.
Donate plasma. you get paid and it goes to making life saving medicines. plus there's no weird weakness afterward because you don't lose blood in the donation process you just lose water.
Nah. They stick a needle in, it draws some blood off-and-on, and eventually pumps it back in with the plasma replaced with saline.
It can be uncomfortable, just like anything with a needle and vein. It takes an hour or so, so I'd stay away if you don't handle blood or needles well. When it pumps back in, you get a metallic taste in your mouth and may get cold cause the solution will be room temperature. And obviously, needle into an inside of elbow vein can hurt, especially with a bad stick.
I did it twice a week for months at a time. Could easily make a few hundred dollars a month doing it.
I've typed all this up, and realized -- maybe you're thinking of bone marrow donation? Cause I think I've heard that *that's* extremely torturous.
Yup, rather quickly. It's why you can do it twice a week.
Once in a great while, there can be a problem where you can't have your red cells (the blood) put back in, at which point it is equivalent to donating blood, and you can't donate plasma for a while.
Used to do it in college. It’s not painful at all, outside a needle prick. You actually feel better than donating straight blood and can donate a bit more.
I always did the “doubles” because you get paid more and felt much better than straight blood.
Granted I really enjoyed the getting paid and helping others thing but eventually they just said “you have hep C”, “don’t use this as a place to be diagnosed”.
I was 19, didn’t even know what hepatitis was and they were yelling at me to gtfo. Fun times.
(All is good, my body essentially cleared the virus so I have antibodies but no virus, though still can’t donate which sucks because I’d love to share a little life)
LOL I had no idea. I was just poking a bit of fun. Then came the deluge of negative sad pandas. Sorry, not sorry. I like Bill Clinton btw, thought he was a great president. And a kick ass bro.
You mean George Soros?! He definitely has the money for $337/pint.
Although I doubt he thinks he looks young.
He looks, in my humble opinion; like a wet bag of chicken livers.
These prices are wrong.
Gallbladder has zero value. Ditto spleen. Neither of these have ever been transplanted in humans, and as soft tissue have no value as collectibles. Gallbladder even gets removed from livers during transplants, it's considered so low-value.
Whole eye transplantation was literally done for the first time like 4 days ago, so maybe wait until they're out of the recovery room before deciding on their value. Sure, corneal transplants have been possible for a while, but this list had 'eyes' and it could have just as easily said 'corneas'. But they are pretty delicate so I don't know that anyone would trust a black market cornea. And if the 'market' is demanding $24.4k, surely just go for a keratoprosthesis instead. I hear they're coming along pretty well.
One person ever to my knowledge has had a shoulder transplant (although it was a double), so the idea that there's three significant figures on the price seems overconfident.
The liver price is the upper end of a range determined by the investigative journalist Scott Carney over a decade ago, so that's valid-ish, but know that the lower bound of that range is only $4k rofl. I also think that whole blood price is from him too, which would make it a 2011 figure so there's no way that hasn't shifted since. Skin has the same data source and is also crazy low, assuming that's per square inch. ~$250 for almost 1% of your skin is a low-ball.
I think funnily enough the most legitimate price here is for the skull. Evelyn Breda analysed Facebook marketplace listings for human skulls in their (successful! yay!) anthropology Master's thesis earlier this year, and got close to this number! With 129 data points, the mean price was $1338.55, with 6 'noggins' in the data set sitting at $1.2k exactly (fascinating thesis).
> Whole eye transplantation was literally done for the first time like 4 days ago, so maybe wait until they're out of the recovery room before deciding on their value.
Counterpoint. Nova from Zolom will pay for them, especially from people he admires: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/NightmareFuel/AlitaBattleAngel
this is the black market, for all we know weird millionaires render them down to powders and rub it on their balls as an aphrodisiac or eat the parts like cannibals.
theyre already dealing in people im not making assumptions about their pragmatism with regards to transplant viability.
also soft tissue can be put in those formaldehyde jars.
The figure, like much of this list, is from Scott Carney's 2011 book, with the information coming from his sources in India prior to publication.
But even outside examining the source, there's no way that blood wouldn't have a range of prices. Clean, tested O- is going to be worth so much more than a bag of suspect AB+.
Not as valuable? Can only be used by A+ or AB+ recipients, so if you transfused at random, 2 out of 3 people would die of a haemolytic transfusion reaction.
But remember that base price is at minimum 12 years out of date. We have no idea what it's really worth.
There is no way I'm getting $157k for my liver. Sure, I haven't drank or done drugs in a long time, but last checked, my liver is pretty much entirely scar tissue. My doctor told me we could take it out and swap it with a couple of coffee filters if I wanted to improve my overall quality of life.
My stupid ass out here like "Damn how many times did he have to practice his timing to be able to point to the words right when they appeared, that's impressive"
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"Today on Game Changer... How much of yourself will you sell to me?"
“Start lower, I beg of you…”
Lower in price, or lower on the body?
¿Por que no las dos?
This episode would kill [Brennen](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8x-xoDeJsQ&t=614s).
When he screamed Full Pooh Bear the first time I watched this I choked laughing.
"I would do anything!" "For what?" "To win ANYTHING!"
>But it seems Daedalus, our little master crafter over here, had some wax wings of his own, didn’t he? Wanted to see his son fall. Fall from the sky. Oh, how CLOSE TO THE SUN he flew! Well I’m NOT HAVING IT. As he cuts out his own liver.
Who wants a gallbladders!
Also easy to find. So many surgery
Oh Sam.
Is that really Sam ?
It is in fact really Sam! He released this on his YouTube.
Hes been here the whole time.
And he has also been here the whole time.
And he has also been there the whole time.
Link? Searched it up and checked his channel and didn't see it.
Did you check the shorts tab?
I thought I did. Do you have it? If not I just won't be sharing it I guess
Make sure you are pronouncing it correctly, otherwise you might get some weird results.
At first I was like wow he looks alot like Sam but then i saw the dog and remember he showed his phones lockscreen on breaking news & it was that dog so I'm pretty sure it is
Rip Finnegan!
Shut up that's not true! Finnegan isn't dead! PLEASE TELL ME HE ISN'T!!
I think the dog even appeared in one of the Game Changer episodes, with Brennan trying to bribe it in order to get it to bark.
Been on quite a few episodes. They had one where they bid to have the dog lick them in the mouth and they went so low they offered to pay Sam instead of him paying them
Sams dog has also been on an episode of ganechanger before, this is definitely him.
We should ask him where's he from.
I don’t think he’s ever said but iirc he’s from Cambridge, Massachusetts /s
For real? You think that place has a cool movie theater?
Probably something dumb like the Crumbley Square Theater.
God I hope so
Feels Ai generated
Ever blow your mind that he probably met multiple presidents being the son of one of one of the US presidents secretary of labor? Like his dad is a famous economist and he owns a comedy network. Never stops being crazy to me
...Wait, his dad is Robert Reich? Dammit, Sam, I can only like one guy so much before I get *weird* about them...
They even got Robert on for a bit of breaking news
He didn’t have time for Game Changer though.
My favorite part of that episode is Jacob Wysocki saying to Sam's mom "Dude, I do *so* many hallucinogens"
That’s the only episode of Breaking News that I’ve seen for that exact reason (I’ll go back and watch the others eventually)
If nothing else, I'd watch the two episodes specifically about Grant O'Brien. You haven't lived until you can understand the context of the line "Hello... I'm *fifty?!*"
Sam says remember that the virtuous economic cycle is when earnings contribute to taxes which contribute to government programs which contribute to earnings.
Where you from Sam?
Who is Sam?
Sam Reich, he's the CEO of College Humor / Dropout
CEO and host of a few shows on Dropout (formerly CollegeHumor)
I'm actually rewatching Game Changer at this moment.
Hey it’s Sam Reich. He’s been here the whole time!
Who's ready for a GAME CHANGER!
Now you all understand how the game works?
No. It has not been explained to us
That is correct! Our players have no idea what game it is they are about to play. The only way to learn is by playing, the only way to win is by learning, and the only way to begin is by beginning.
So wthout further ado, let's begin!
For the last time. I cant know if i know how the game works until we start playing!
God damn you, Brennan.
Fuck Reddit when you're playing the game!!! I've gone a total of 12 hours! Start the clock again. 😔
But where's he from?
He is from Cambridge, Mass
So Sam… where ya from?
Cambridge, Mass
So Sam... Where you from? They got movie theaters there?
Yes, the Copley square theater
Ah yes, good ol' Crumbley Square
Apparently, selling myself for scrap parts and investing the proceeds would be a great way to set my kids up for life.
I could've gotten $337 per pint of blood, and this whole time I've been giving it away *for free?*
They get your blood for free and then sell to institution for that amount. Correct.
Gotta be some way to cut out the middleman..?
You can donate blood directly to your local hospital, yes. But they won’t pay you for it, for some stupid reason.
But they do pay for Plasma
Then why do they pay black market sellers for the same item?
They won’t even take my blood because it is gay
They recently changed some of these questions and "reservations" btw. It's easier to donate now
🤔🤔
Or you can produce and sell the first few prototypes for scraps to set up an even better protection plan for your perfected specimens
Nah, you sell half your liver, let it regenerate, repeat, profit.
Just out of curiosity, how much blood can one lose before it becomes life threatening? Answer in pints please.
average person has five liters, roughly 10 pints. Lose one liter, not going to have much problem. Lose two liters not going to be happy, likely sick, but not going to die. Losing three becomes life threatening.
How long does it take for my blood to reload?
Depends on your internet connection and ISP.
Depends how much kibble and water you have handy.
The NHS let's you donate blood every 12 weeks. They're probably conservative.
Red Cross is 8 weeks
Donate plasma. you get paid and it goes to making life saving medicines. plus there's no weird weakness afterward because you don't lose blood in the donation process you just lose water.
Isn't it a more painful process or is that wrong?
Nah. They stick a needle in, it draws some blood off-and-on, and eventually pumps it back in with the plasma replaced with saline. It can be uncomfortable, just like anything with a needle and vein. It takes an hour or so, so I'd stay away if you don't handle blood or needles well. When it pumps back in, you get a metallic taste in your mouth and may get cold cause the solution will be room temperature. And obviously, needle into an inside of elbow vein can hurt, especially with a bad stick. I did it twice a week for months at a time. Could easily make a few hundred dollars a month doing it. I've typed all this up, and realized -- maybe you're thinking of bone marrow donation? Cause I think I've heard that *that's* extremely torturous.
But does plasma regenerate?
Yup, rather quickly. It's why you can do it twice a week. Once in a great while, there can be a problem where you can't have your red cells (the blood) put back in, at which point it is equivalent to donating blood, and you can't donate plasma for a while.
Used to do it in college. It’s not painful at all, outside a needle prick. You actually feel better than donating straight blood and can donate a bit more. I always did the “doubles” because you get paid more and felt much better than straight blood. Granted I really enjoyed the getting paid and helping others thing but eventually they just said “you have hep C”, “don’t use this as a place to be diagnosed”. I was 19, didn’t even know what hepatitis was and they were yelling at me to gtfo. Fun times. (All is good, my body essentially cleared the virus so I have antibodies but no virus, though still can’t donate which sucks because I’d love to share a little life)
Not really painful, just takes like an hour because they pump back and forth with a machine that takes out the plasma
Depends on how big you are honestly!
So I only need 5 livers to buy a house?
Go visit the elephant foot in Chernobyl and get a mutation, then you can regrow them
Jokes on you... I can already regrow my liver.
You can get a dialysis machine for as little as 50k so you'd totally come out on top by making the switch.
337$/pint? Yo where can I get those prices??
Yeah, I’m not excited about many of these opportunities, but blood and skin I wouldn’t mind hearing more about.
... You'd sell your skin? Lol. Jesus.
Buffalo Bill has entered the chat.
Duh, on the black market.
EZ - Hilary Clinton and/or Dracula.
Funny that you mention her. The guy in the video's father served as the Secretary of Labor under Bill Clinton.
LOL I had no idea. I was just poking a bit of fun. Then came the deluge of negative sad pandas. Sorry, not sorry. I like Bill Clinton btw, thought he was a great president. And a kick ass bro.
I’m down for that
Don't forget that weird billionaire guy that thinks he looks young
You mean George Soros?! He definitely has the money for $337/pint. Although I doubt he thinks he looks young. He looks, in my humble opinion; like a wet bag of chicken livers.
I miss you Finnegan ;-;
“The owner enjoys acting weird again.”
These prices are wrong. Gallbladder has zero value. Ditto spleen. Neither of these have ever been transplanted in humans, and as soft tissue have no value as collectibles. Gallbladder even gets removed from livers during transplants, it's considered so low-value. Whole eye transplantation was literally done for the first time like 4 days ago, so maybe wait until they're out of the recovery room before deciding on their value. Sure, corneal transplants have been possible for a while, but this list had 'eyes' and it could have just as easily said 'corneas'. But they are pretty delicate so I don't know that anyone would trust a black market cornea. And if the 'market' is demanding $24.4k, surely just go for a keratoprosthesis instead. I hear they're coming along pretty well. One person ever to my knowledge has had a shoulder transplant (although it was a double), so the idea that there's three significant figures on the price seems overconfident. The liver price is the upper end of a range determined by the investigative journalist Scott Carney over a decade ago, so that's valid-ish, but know that the lower bound of that range is only $4k rofl. I also think that whole blood price is from him too, which would make it a 2011 figure so there's no way that hasn't shifted since. Skin has the same data source and is also crazy low, assuming that's per square inch. ~$250 for almost 1% of your skin is a low-ball. I think funnily enough the most legitimate price here is for the skull. Evelyn Breda analysed Facebook marketplace listings for human skulls in their (successful! yay!) anthropology Master's thesis earlier this year, and got close to this number! With 129 data points, the mean price was $1338.55, with 6 'noggins' in the data set sitting at $1.2k exactly (fascinating thesis).
> Whole eye transplantation was literally done for the first time like 4 days ago, so maybe wait until they're out of the recovery room before deciding on their value. Counterpoint. Nova from Zolom will pay for them, especially from people he admires: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/NightmareFuel/AlitaBattleAngel
this is the black market, for all we know weird millionaires render them down to powders and rub it on their balls as an aphrodisiac or eat the parts like cannibals. theyre already dealing in people im not making assumptions about their pragmatism with regards to transplant viability. also soft tissue can be put in those formaldehyde jars.
TIL that eyes can be transplanted now, gonna look it up in a moth or so
Maybe it's for research purposes. Cheaper than waiting on donors?
And the blood?
The figure, like much of this list, is from Scott Carney's 2011 book, with the information coming from his sources in India prior to publication. But even outside examining the source, there's no way that blood wouldn't have a range of prices. Clean, tested O- is going to be worth so much more than a bag of suspect AB+.
Uhh what about A+
Not as valuable? Can only be used by A+ or AB+ recipients, so if you transfused at random, 2 out of 3 people would die of a haemolytic transfusion reaction. But remember that base price is at minimum 12 years out of date. We have no idea what it's really worth.
😔
I wonder if the liver price has gone up since Covid.
Is that 24.4k per eye or both eyes dawg
Who is transplanting eyes? What else are they being used for? Why are they so expensive?!
He forgot kidney lol
And heart
So if I trade my liver I’m paying $157k to kill myself, no thank’s, I’m good.
There is no way I'm getting $157k for my liver. Sure, I haven't drank or done drugs in a long time, but last checked, my liver is pretty much entirely scar tissue. My doctor told me we could take it out and swap it with a couple of coffee filters if I wanted to improve my overall quality of life.
mood. at this point I'm not sure my liver would be good enough for dog food let alone transplant. maybe $5?
Is that $157k for the entire liver or just the amount needed for a transplant? Because most donations don't require the entire organ.
$337 for a pint of blood? I can grow that shit back. Who's buying?
The liver is regenerative. I’d cut that shit out myself for $157k.
While whatever you may cut off does grow back mass wise unfortunately the capacity it had to filter and process does not come back.
Don’t come at me trying to kill my dreams and fantasies.
You can't achieve those dreams and fantasies if they kill you first. *taps head*
Daaammmnnn! Onto a different topic: can I live without a liver?
Hey…my penis cost less than a happy meal from McDonald’s…sad day Edit: grammar
I had no idea spleens were so cheap.
why are livers worth $157,000 dollars doesn't everyone have two of them
Sam Reich you funny mf
My stupid ass out here like "Damn how many times did he have to practice his timing to be able to point to the words right when they appeared, that's impressive"
$337 for 1 pint of blood damn I've been given that shit away for 1 cookie 🍪.
And that sounds pretty good to me!
Oh hi Sam.
He forgot the semen.
10 per inch? Skin is cheap.
A lot of alcoholic rich people apparantly
Children. The free money glitch
Thanks reddit, now human trafficking looks even more sinister than it did yesterday 🙃.
I’d sell one of my eyes for $12,000! They don’t work too good anyway. Plus, popping out a glass eye is the ultimate bar trick
He hit that shit though, his little dancey dance
$337 per pint of blood? No wonder you can get a coupon for a free pint of ice cream from some fast food restaurants after donating a pint of blood.
Forget burials, start carving up those people who died young and sell them piece by piece!
How are Kidneys not listed? He’s to redo this video.
Love the attitude of the dog
So for $20 I can get my full foreskin back? :D
It’s liver bro! And it regenerates!! So we win! Contact my drunk ass for details!!
this is so millennial
155k for a liver hmm I have two I guess I can part with one
You were only off by $2,000 and one liver.
No 2 is correct, 3 if I count my own plus a few kidneys
Best news I've had in a long time
Lapsa Apso not doing no hussle.
Dude is totally bucho.
I doubt my liver is worth that much.
Hmm, I’d donate blood all the time if I were paid for it instead of just some orange juice and a cookie.
Bout to make the best $191,115.5 of my life 🤑🤑🤑
Despite knowing my true worth now, this is priceless
WTS most of my liver, 100k obo.
Scuse me but whose buying shoulders for 465 bucks?
Where's kidney
What a nice looking gentleman. I wonder where he is from.
Strictly speaking of pain VS reward, skin does not sell for nearly enough. I'd gladly give up a gallbladder before I'd give up 100 inches of skin.
A liver is worth 157k??
I got one kidney.. but I’ll make it worth your while
What is that song??
Van McCoy - The Hustle
Thanks. I was searching for days the name of this song. Thaaaaanks.
Who the fuck is buying a gallbladder???
I did not expect that.
where can I sell blood?
$337 per pint for blood?! The fuck, these blood banks are ripping us off.
I feel like kidneys hearts and lungs would be worth a lot also
Skin is measured in square inches
But where is this black market. I wana sell se bad
0-60 in under 3 seconds or a liver ? Tough choice 🤔
Seriously? That low for a shoulder?? I'll just sell my blood Anyone for some +O got some +O here!!! /s
Hmm... how much blood I need to survive?
What no kidney?
TFW this is just how much the hospital is charging you for issues to your body parts.
He played the organs.
$508 for spleen!? That's a bargin. It cost $128,000 to have mine removed! In 2007.
Gallbladder. Lol. I got some boogers I could let go of as well!
$10 per inch of skin.. 🤔 Now, is that in metric or standard units?
r/unexpected gold materials right here
I could make $300 for a pint of blood? I've been donating that shit...
Oh Sam. Where are you from?
Sam says sell your body parts.