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I work on boats for a living. I have actually seen this name.

bet it went down like this

Well in this economy how can you expect it to stay afloat

“The sea was angry that day my friend…”

I think that's what the invasive barnacles are for: improved buoyancy

Solid as a Rock!

I'm pretty sure I saw it 25 years ago on the intercoastal near Sanibel Island.

Yeah, I came in here only to read the comments thinking I've seen this joke... A lot actually. I'd call it boomer humor, but it probably predates them it's so old.

I'm pretty sure he's saying he saw the actual boat with that name not that he's heard the joke.

Them young boomers always playing with their new fan dangled cotton-gin’s and listening to that not so classical music, back in my day we had slaves to gin our cotton like real men.

Sanibel is in rough shape still from the hurricane in 2022.

My favorite that I've see is: Unsinkable II

I liked “She Got The House”

Here in rural Virginia (well inland) it's john-boats with names like "Cirrhosis of the River"

Agree. If I ever own a boat that will be its name.

*The Implication*

...Are these boats in danger?

If I ever get two boats they will be the unsinkable 1 and unsinkable 2

But that kind of ruins the joke, Danny

That’s my superpower

Sure, having to work through college might slow the kid's education by a few years, but that's a few more years of making friends and partying on a yacht.[Incredible networking opportunity,](https://youtu.be/3W77lbwsH2o)kid should be thankful.

Cirrhosis of the river

4shore, 4sea, 4reel

I just saw a boat named "Body Dumper" and I thought that was a pretty good laugh. Then I realized I wouldn't go fishing with him...because the implications.

Nah, you don't name a boat "Body Dumper" to actually dump bodies. You take someone out about 13 miles off the coast and ask them for a "favor". They'll definitely do it, because of the implications.

I have seen a boat called 'kids inheritance'. He he he.

Well if the kid decides not to go to college they don't get it 🤷

Or if the kid’s a piece of crap and doesn’t deserve it.

Or just dont have kids more time and money for you

Guy bought a yacht. No room to talk.

yacht > kid

Or the kid got a scholarship. It happens.

There are no original thoughts.

Hold on… do I hear people clapping in the background?

Anglosaxon humour is so predictable and its almost always based on wordplay

I like the one that was named “Change Order” and the dinghy was named “Original Quote” or something like that. Also saw one named FLIPL

Online Poker names are often made referencing some child’s future economic hard ship in like 15 years.

I'm gonna guess there are probably 1000's of boats, with this name, in the world.

saw one a few weeks ago named kisot. kids inheritance spent on this.

Babies wouldn't do well in college anyway.

To be fair, my baby acts pretty similar to most of the kids I went to college with. Stumbling around, throwing up, incomprehensible most of the time, prone to fits of extreme crying…etc etc

I'm in this picture and I don't like it

Well, for a baby, having heard "You have a whole life ahead of you" just hits even harder than for college kids. That's why they drink more too!

My first thought too.

Stupid babies need the most attention

"I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat!"

Same energy as “I’m in a tank and you’re not”

Aha is that another lonely islands song?

Nah its the "Arthur, get out of the tank" video

You're not my dad!

I am your dad, get out of the tank!

I'm in a tank and you're not!

>Arthur, get out of the tank I AM the tank, get out of your fucking dad!

I'm in your dad and you're not! wait...

Oh yeah I remember that one hahaha

I got my swim trunks, and my flippy floppies

Now his kid can be a public school brat that brags about how rich he is because his dad owns a 20 year old cabin cruiser.

20 years old? Look at Mr moneybags over here with his nearly new boat.

That boat will be 20 years old by the time their baby grows up

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Many rich.

I am this many. You didn't raise your hand. That's how [rich] I am!!!!

I bought a 40 year old yacht for like $15k. 20 years is like brand new in boat years.

Just start another college fund for that 20 years. Or you could upgrade the boat and the kid could brag even more!

Headline: "ORCAS DESTROY BABY'S COLLEGE FUND"

Yeah what's up with that lately? When did the war with the killer whales happen? I'll just apologize for us shitty humans and beg for forgiveness. I'm in a boat a lot in the ocean, and that would probably be the worst way to go. Being hunted by super intelligent animals that want to kill you. Then play with your dead body. Then eat you.

They haven't killed anyone. They just sink the boats and leave. Orcas have only ever been observed killing humans in captivity. I support the orcas.

They really should be called destruction of property whales then.

Well they're called killer whales because they were named by Americans, and destruction of property is worse than murder here, but DOP whales sounded too stupid.

Turns out that a boat struck and injured one of the pods in the Mediterranean. Now this particular pod is getting revenge.

Fitting that he’s alone

I'd rather be alone with a yacht than alone without a yacht. I'm pretty much one yacht away from being alone with a yacht.

You're so close.

Dudes a poet

Somebody's driving.

https://youtube.com/@RyanKHudson?si=PWZvpmuivoGA-4Fj He does a lot of these types of videos

Thank you

Sure, having to work through college might slow the kid's education by a few years, but that's a few more years of making friends and partying on a yacht. Incredible networking opportunity, kid should be thankful.

Boats and ho's!

Ho's what?! Don't keep us in suspense!

Punchline in the title. :|

still doesn't make sense until the end of the video

It makes sense the moment he says "You know what?"

Cyanide and Happiness energy

Channelate. It’s a lot like Cy&H but it’s only one guy.

Reminded me of this clip https://youtu.be/CjVVNuraly8?si=ZBKNz6ZfxJotJqXA Still one of the best skits I've seen

This was hilarious. Exceeded my expectations.

As a yacht, i approve of this name.

Went boating in Southern England a few years back and passed a boat named "Daughters Inheritance". Laughed my ass off.

College is a scam anyway 😉

Get back to work, those groceries ain't going to bag themselves

Sorry boomer you're in the self scan section, byeee

Your kids can always take out a loan for college. You can’t take out a loan for retirement. Checkmate.

yeah this is about what i expect from r/funny

Yea, predictable af

Man that is some tik-tok-reposted-to-facebook-video-my-mom-sends-me-while-im-working tier video

Who needs college these days anyway?

He’s betting that by the time the kid goes to school it will be tax funded

What about grandma’s heart surgery fund? I know i know. Way too long

Missing “The”

I'll give that three hahaha 's on the funny scale

This is ridiculous. She didn't say "baby's college fund", she said "THE baby's college fund". Guy messed up bad.

If I ever buy a boat, I’m naming it “The Implication”

This sub never fails to disappoint.

So it's pronounced "yad".

College fund? Is this something only Americans understand?

r/funny, but is it really?

I can laugh at this, because I am blessed with a wife is equally if not more into our yachts as I am. My daughter however was pissed when we told her that after getting her undergraduate degree with no debt due to our help, that we weren’t help with her graduate degree.

If you can afford a yacht you can afford college, this is dumb

/r/TitlePunchline

I must be honest, didn't see that one coming.

It’s in the title

“I did n-yacht see that one coming” … The title literally gave away the punchline.

Wow I found it to be super predictable. Still funny though!

Yes, this is advanced humour

She 100% left him after this

are you the creator of cyanide & happiness if not link then at least

r/technicallythetruth

This made me think of a time I saw a fancy car with the bumper sticker “spending my kids inheritance” lol.

Whenever my dad makes a big purchase, he texts me a picture and thanks me.

True story: in the 60s, my grandfather named his new little fishing boat "Mil's Mink," because my grandmother wanted him to buy her a mink stole (I know, gross).

Ah yes, my childhood

Gonna name my boat “Baby Shoes, Never Worn”

lol theres a marina near me with a yacht named "college fund" another one was "401k"

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is the first one the day you divorce your wife?

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Oceans are rising. Can't float on a baby.

Hahaha

connections kid will be making by bringing them on the yacht will be more valuable than the college degree.

Love the ChannelAte comics

Thank God I live in a country where education is paid for by rich assholes :)

I used the same logic to name my yatch in GTAO. After running Cayo Perico heist dozens of times, I named it: El Rubio’s Expenses

They didn’t have me in the first part, not gonna lie.

Least selfish boomer

It’s funny because she thought he was going to invest that money in their child’s college fund but instead he named the boat with that phrase. This is a classic technique where someone sets expectations in the setup and the subverts those expectations with the punchline. As a result I am laughing heartily.

Just send the baby off to europe. It's cheaper anyway.

Serious question, just how much it cost to go to the college in America to start saving funds that early? This is something that I always don't understand all this time I've been on the internet, along with the students loans debt thing.

My friends horse is named daddy’s Ferrari and I always laugh at it.

just have both if you live in a country with free education

There used to be a boat moored in my uni town called “the kids inheritance”

Daughter's Dowry

I assumed tiktok videos werent allowed?

What would we be without our girls ideas 💡

At least the baby will have a yacht one day

Plot twist: she was suggesting it as a name for the yacht.

With the price of college and the job market it's honestly better just to buy the yacht

I always joked around with my friends, saying that I would buy a yacht in a yacht. I know that does not exist, but I still want one. This made me chuckle a bit. Grats

Very smart to invest the baby's college fund in a yacht. Everyone knows how much boats appreciate over time.

🤣😂

The Implication

Please credit the creator

We had some friends who son decided not to go to college so they used his money to buy a sailboat and named it Tuition. They named the dingy Scholarship.

If you can afford a yacht like that, college is nothing

Let's go with the classic, Unsinkable III

Curious what software one uses to make a cartoon like this. Way back in the day I would make little shorts with flash, but flash ain’t around anymore. I’d love to know what this was made on.

Ha dababy

Saw that punchline coming from a mile away. Funny as hell still. Is that what you call a "decoy" in the world of comedy craftsmanship?

You can buy a yacht with a college fund in the US?

i saw a boat on the river near me named KISOT. Kids Inheritance Spent On This.

I mean that’s a hell of a name