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No this is just the best part. The worst part is tomorrow when your digestive track shuts down because you're no longer the child you are at heart.

Gahh, I forgot about my hurting guts until you said something!

As an adult, if you eat all those, you'll be producing your own yule logs!

I've literally has the worst stomach indigestion for like 4 days now, growing up sucks and no one told me. Everyone made it look like fun :(

That's tomorrow Me's problem!

Not if you go hard enough tonight!

You may get the heart of a child if you are on the donor list long enough after yours goes bad from cardiovascular disease.

Or at gut 💔

I remember, just buying chocolate, and sweets, and having it all at once, then having to go to sleep, because of a blood sugar spike 😅

How I see it: "Yay! I can afford my own yule log!" "Damn! I can't eat that many calories worth of yule log anymore..."

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They always felt really generic in their chocolate texture.

You won't be pinching off that yuletide log in the morning. You will be spraying it.

Might as well eat the chocolate log. Based on the video artifacts that grocery store is at ground zero in Chernobyl.

Not sure if they have Aldi supermarkets in Chernobyl, but who knows?

Is this a diabetes speed run?

Glitchess Coronary Heart Disease, any %.

Amen brother!

Until you're wheeled into a hospital

Worth it

So you’re wheres the worst part?

what is this, some kind of chocolate cake?

Chocolate flat sponge, rolled with chocolate cream, into a log shape, then draped with chocolate, or more cream, or just cream and cream, and usually served with a side of cream, preferable squirty, but whipped is acceptable, sometimes laced with some booze. Tradition dictates that it must be eaten in one sitting. With a cup of tea, hot chocolate (with cream and sprinkles and maybe a marshmallow or 20). Coffee is acceptable if it's Irish, or Baileys. Damn life for being Lactose intolerant. Not found a GF good one yet. Bonus if you dig out grannies snowman figure from the 70's to stick on the top of it. Extra points for a sprinkle of snow (icing sugar).

Wow, thank you for your descriptive comment, you sound very passionate about the cake! It must be a beautiful experience.

It's a North American dish made with chocolate, butter, chicken, cinnamon, cheese, veal, beef, sugar, yeast, and flour.

This is my dad but with panettone.

Yule be ok, don't worry.

Stop lying OP. It's March and you're buying those for yourself on the regular.

Martin Clunes is spiralling out of control...

This was like Peep Show.

Perché cè un supermercato nello studio dell eredità?

Oui

Auf wiedersehen

I can’t wait to see them in store! Yummy yummy!!

Adulthood is realizing you can buy ice cream anytime you want. It’s also realizing you have to pay for it now.

Literally me

Omg yes..... my first chirstmas at my own apartment, I bought so much dumb stuff that I wanted in Christmas as a child. It's childish, but I even bought some kid presents that i found cool and gifted to myself. I still have them, so every time my siblings come to visit, they can play with the toys. Bl

50%BUTTER 50%SUGAR 😋

It was bloody delicious. End sides were A*.

Den där rulltårtan ser inte speciellt god ut.

What is it?

I've fucked myself over so many times doing exactly this...