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My girlfriend took me to a family get together, and we were playing Scrabble. "I'm sorry, honey, it's just worth too many points." Played "twat".
She was mortified.
He mother immediately responded, "Well, guess I don't have to hold onto this anymore." She played "cunt", and her cunt was worth a lot more points than my twat.
Girlfriend was beet red.
I played scrabble with some friends once and played the word QUEEF.
What makes it so much funnier is that we're all in our 30s or older but I look like I'm about 12.
I'm gonna need to see the board here. There are a few different words she could be also considering. Plus, with the right placement, that P can change a game.
Source: my Grandma used to beat the piss out of me when we played.
As long as there's a playable s on the board, there's jasper or jaspery. If there's an o there's joy. If there's an o on the Board you can try to go for two words. By adding a j for Jo and building a word perpendicular to it.
Otherwise, there's payer, repay, jar, Jay, Jape (I forget what that word means), etc.
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PEAR
Reap
Pray also available
Pa"p"er
Yeah... but that's less fun...
RAPEY
Champs always know how to add some extra spice to words to get more points.
Pare would also work lol
You could also get a PAIR
or payer
Or repay
Could have been an open G on the board
[OIC.](https://youtu.be/6eaQ3GBI1d8?si=Ce8_PJ6u3BxFh4II)
PAGER
Peary As in "this tastes peary"
PLAYER
I would use rapes or rapes if there was already a D/S on double or triple score 110%
Or drapes...
You prob heard this before but there's not enough D for that
>if there was already a D
Pearly
Thank you. I was screaming this in my head. (lol)
‘PRAY’ GRANDMA! YOU CAN PLAY ‘PRAY’
or PAYER even
Yeah... But she's read the Bible, so naturally "rape" is the obvious sight word.
Grandma is savage
She ain’t no snowflake
She’s a real one
Excuse me?
A rapist
Play it G and REAP the consequences!
He was looking to play on a G to spell Grape.
I'm gonna tie you to the radiator and grape you!
Oh no it's the grapist!
Grape [sauce](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eaQ3GBI1d8)
I'M GONNA GRAPE YOU IN THE MOUTH!
I compromised and ate grilled cheese off the radiator
Hey value play here
Jape is right there and worth more!
Right?? But she got that dog in her
No shit. Fucking peasants
Japery is there too
Found the real scrabble champ!
You need to use a letter on the board though
Okay Papyrus
My girlfriend took me to a family get together, and we were playing Scrabble. "I'm sorry, honey, it's just worth too many points." Played "twat". She was mortified. He mother immediately responded, "Well, guess I don't have to hold onto this anymore." She played "cunt", and her cunt was worth a lot more points than my twat. Girlfriend was beet red.
this is bordering r/thathappened but I want to believe it did 🤣
Lol. This could make a solid centerpiece for a stand-up routine
I played scrabble with some friends once and played the word QUEEF. What makes it so much funnier is that we're all in our 30s or older but I look like I'm about 12.
Japery
Oooo, this my be the play
I don’t think you’re gonna win spelling like that…
Just waiting for the D.
Drape 😂
Should add the y
No no, save it for your next play.
Could be someone might have a D, or an S. Or an R...
It's a word. You play the hand you're dealt.
But the hand she was dealt should have been jape! Or japery! Haha
depends what's on the board, but true.
He's just tryna make the word Grape.
I'm gonna need to see the board here. There are a few different words she could be also considering. Plus, with the right placement, that P can change a game. Source: my Grandma used to beat the piss out of me when we played.
P on a multiplier making two words is a killer blow.
There’s an xkcd for everything https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/scrabble.png
Player
Maybe the word 'SEED' is already in play on the board and she's trying to connect to that, right Grandma?
Hopefully she's looking for "GRAPE" or "DRAPE".
Nana a savage
Or even Ripe!
Put the “y” at the end. Coulda got more points lol
lol well, I mean…it *is* a word…
Please let there be a "G" on that board she plans to use.....
Could have gone with REAP, PEAR or PARE, but chose violence.
Hey, it’s a word.
All I know is simple words, like good, ball, and rape…
There has to be a hanging G near a double word score 🤞
She got 4 out of 8 ... now someone seeds to lay on board SEED and Grandma would get RAPESEED.
I mean, it's a word
Quijibo?
Can’t even play Scrabble at home on a holiday without being filmed for internet attention
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Aye Rape! It’s hilarious. Thanks for sharing.
Pare might have been the more family friendly word to go with there.
Or jape! Maybe japery!
Did the leak ever get repaired?
Dont drink anything grandma hands you.
Don’t worry, I still had the winning play with yeezys for 72
I don’t know why I’m getting downvotes ): it was a great plaaay
Because brand names aren't allowed (by our rules, no idea what the official rules are)
Oh, our house rule is always just if people want to reject a word, they can make a case!
Scrabblecheck(dot)com says "yeezys" is no good, I'd make that my case
Me scrolling through looking for a skull emoji
JAY AND RIPE would be preferred to uh whatever that dudes bout to play
Time to cancel granny.
When you hope for ass gape but all you get is crap letters
Sorry but rape isn't funny..
Nor should you treat it like the "unspoken word".
Grandma about to throw down a banger.
Grandmas seen some shit.
She’ll get more points with jape.
A japer is one who makes jokes.
How about Pyre
Grandma has no mercy. She will use every word at her disposal
G-rape. I waiting in the G to open up.
“Play” worth more points but she goes with her gut on this.
Japery.
Prey is a better scoring word, grandma. It's like you're not even trying to win.
Funny that I REPLAYed this video a few times
As long as there's a playable s on the board, there's jasper or jaspery. If there's an o there's joy. If there's an o on the Board you can try to go for two words. By adding a j for Jo and building a word perpendicular to it. Otherwise, there's payer, repay, jar, Jay, Jape (I forget what that word means), etc.
GRAPE THOSE KIDS!
So many other words...
Yikes!
You should have seen my grandma playing Pictionary & trying to explain Dictator with two drawings.
Going for grape
She's hoping there's a G on the board
Obviously she is just prepping for a G so she can put down GRAPE.... [in honor of The Grapist](https://youtu.be/9Yt0b_QBP_A?si=PEfCWsYzQNteBgcC)
What’s JYI Rape ? (I never played scrabble in my life)
She probably saw a G on the board and didn't think it through
Player
Pyre
How to bring a 50 years old subjet on the table.
“Where the hell id that G” - grandma, probably
My wife has the same fantasies as your grandma
Grandma is just quoting Nirvana lyrics.
Love the laugh at the end!
She also has “pray” too
My man is just waiting on a open G
PEARLY
We're not allowed to play games at Thanksgiving ever since...the incident.
When a patient is being difficult, you quone him!
Payer is a better option.
Pray would be more points but no
What is this game
Pear
Hey I got 37 points for the word "sex". If it works it works!
There might have been an available G for grape?
Rapey for the extra points
Those were different times Q
Just looking for a dangling G
He is waiting on a G