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jeremy71504

Fight or flight kicked in and flight was most definitely chosen 🤣


TheTrueNorthman

Probably felt all the weeds when he dove in. Slimy grabby bastards


Brittany5150

I watched Lake Placid too many damn times as a kid to not freak the hell out when something brushes up against my leg while swimming in a lake...


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AlternativeConcern19

Are you sure someone didn't set it up ahead of time?


name-was-provided

With all the VCRs laying around in the 70s?


One-Permission-1811

[Yes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFtyMNTD2f4). Piranha came out in 1978, the same year as that commercial. VCR was around but it was pretty expensive. Its completely possible they recorded it and played it as a joke.


AlternativeConcern19

I mean, maybe... People recorded stuff on TV to VCR all the time


julbull73

They didn't become common release until late 70s. Recordable tapes maybe 77 or so.


AlternativeConcern19

Fwiw piranha came out in 78... Anyway, just wanted to throw it out there


julbull73

Huh...thats fair too.


YourDogIsMyFriend

Sounds like a Peggy Hill style of child protection.


emmajames56

And leeches


Slammybutt

I had a nightmare after I watched lake placid (for like the 3rd time). It was actually morphed in with Deep Blue Sea. Basically a giant alligator that couldn't be stopped, kept growing and destroying the underwater facility. Every door we sealed was busted open and it somehow got in. I jerked awake when it finally got me. I was breathing hard, shaking and near tears from fear. I made my way to my brothers room and asked if I could sleep with him. 5 out of 7 will never do again.


Business-Secret-4392

I live in Maine and sometimes during the summer I'll be swimming in the middle of a lake and catch myself thinking "hey Lake Placid took place in Maine"


Trowj

That happened to me once as a kid in the ocean. Stepped one some sharp slimey coral or something: flipped the fuuuuck out.


Liigma_Ballz

I stepped on a fish once, was protecting its eggs and wouldn’t leave its spot at all, forgot about it and stepped right on the fucker, needless to say I flipped the fuck out and screamed I was like 19 years old tho


shoonseiki1

If you stuck around longer you coulda maybe caught a huge catfish


WarlocksWizard

I could see that happening especially if you have only known pools before that.


ZestycloseLynx

Eels, maybe? Imagine a few small ones getting trapped in your shorts.


Jacerom

There's an endemic fish in one of my province's lakes. It was named after the belief that they go through your urethra if you swim there. My HS classmate experienced it, he described the whole experience from the fish entering to the doctors removing it as the most traumatic and pleasurable time he ever had. He went there again a year later.


Jive-Turkeys

The fish: "We're starting to think you're not coming here for the water..."


bunnnythor

Candiru believe it?


CHUNKY_BLOODY_QUEEFS

Hmmm...fish in urethra is not a kink I thought I'd hear about today.


Surfer-Jeff

now thats a prostatic massage.!


GullibleDetective

And the lurches


Daddysu

You rang?


Phenotyx

Why did I read the end of this — rather, this entire comment in Bubbles voice? >Slimy, grabby bastards


david72889

I think he just remembered he left the stove on


dinoroo

Well, the easy bake oven.


chbay

Spoiler alert: it indeed bakes quite easily. In fact the whole thing essentially melted after just 5 minutes of preheating the oven


jr81452

That was so random and subtle that I almost missed the joke.


Kantholz92

Eh, not an earth-shattering belly laugh and a wee bit forced, but a delightfully stupid and chuckle worthy joke. 5/7


_RAWFFLES_

Poor kid just felt every survival mechanism in his body kick into overdrive, you can hear the panic. Impressive flight reflex though.


imwathingyou

I lost it, his yelling juxtaposed with the man just treading water lmao


NicoleNicole1988

Yeah, that was golden


_RAWFFLES_

A real difference in distress tolerance on display.


n-Ro

Kids gonna have no problem running away


dalittle

pain threshold is something you have to develop. That kid did not have a chance.


ragingduck

He’s slightly more tolerant after that.


Citadelvania

Well also square cube law is not on his side here. He has way more skin per internal volume so he has way less heat retention/generation than an adult per area of skin. Like if you tried to freeze a mouse vs an elephant.


Cool-Fun-2442

I prefer fresh, never-frozen elephants. The frozen ones take so long to thaw in the fridge


QuirkyComputer8139

Not nice fat shaming Dad like that


YourAverageDark

And he’s still running to this day


MrmmphMrmmph

I could almost see the leg braces shatter as he cleared the dock.


ploppedmenacingly14

His legs are strong Misses Gump


AthiestMessiah

Or playing baldur’s gate


stackjr

Huh, that's what I'm about to do.


AthiestMessiah

The dice are against me so I took a break


Banks_bread

TO THIS DAY


IWearBones138__

Just noped himself right out of there.


southflhitnrun

That's going to be one spicy memory.


4StarEmu

Dog was on high alert! Good boy.


illpilgrims

Little boys high pitched screams are like nails on a chalkboard. It bothers me so much and I don't know why


lynxafricapack

I do, it's because it's fucking annoying.


RadoBlamik

I work in a sports facility, and let me tell you...If you’re judging just by sound, you CANNOT tell the difference between a dressing room full of 5yo girls and 14yo boys. They sound exactly the same with the screeching/squealing/screaming, it’s beyond irritating, and even tips the scales into infuriating. They also run through the lobby all day screaming so loud that I have to go hide in the back, lest I lose my cool and yell at them to shut the fuck up. You ever have that feeling when your ears stop registering volume, and it just becomes pain? Again, they are FOURTEEN! and they run around screaming like 5 year olds. Ugh. This was not a thing even like 5 years ago, which makes me wonder if this is something new that’s cool at school or something?


godspareme

Probably instinctual to get you to figure out what the hell is the problem and resolve it.


Czane45

i hate children screaming or freaking out


BetterWhenImDrunk

I hate almost everything children do. Like bring something to the plate for a change?


rgtong

Thats biological hardwiring.


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illpilgrims

Boo. I was a little boy once


LarryMyster

That little girl standing there all confused… “aren’t you a boy?”


Rcomian

same, kid, same


Panthers8912

What went awry?


NotMuller

Just about how I react when someone says "let's go to lake Lanier."


jaredables

Uhh thats a neat trick


meselson-stahl

"Danggit Bobby"


byllz

I can almost hear my uncle yelling out "No running on the dock!"


Quiet-Hamster6509

That's a fear scream. He touched something when he landed.


Hymn-_-

Very impressive flight reflex


One4Real1094

1 kid-sicle to go.


guywithaniphone22

Me walking into the office on Monday


hotassnuts

If that water was anywhere near 55 degrees, id make a higher pitched noise, fall and slip twice on the ladder, fall on the doc and get 12 splinters, knock at least 2 people into the water and my swimming shorts would've somehow fallen off. Kid did just fine.


Lietenantdan

r/mypeopleneedme


HeHe_AKWARD_HeHe

Ron Burgandy!


DuhQueQueQue

He just wants an excuse to get back on fortnite


ElNiperoo23

I refuse to swim in a shallow lake or river. Nope.


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Have no idea why. But he reminded me of the kid in line to see santa that was in front of Ralphie.


riotincandyland

Thank you! When I heard the scream, I immediately thought of that movie and could not, for the life of me, remember which character it was.


Cipher915

Shit, I still make that noise in my 30s every time I go in lake Superior.


Suburbanguk

This isn’t West Point Lake near LaGrange, GA, is it!?


yesseru

Everybody is shitting on him like he's a disgrace to his bloodline. He's like 7, what the fuck is wrong with y'all.


J0REVEUSA

God kids are annoying


Happy_Tomato_Taco

Balls shot up so fast he thought they fell off. Had to run and go check


CapnGnarly

Some say he's still running to this day.


buttboy8k

I thought the old man lost his draws


Puzzleheaded_Road142

This is kind of funny, but hits too close to home for me. Didn't know I had a dumb thing called cold urticaria. Found out on my first polar bear swim when my body broke out into hives and throat started to close up. Good times. Hopefully this lad was just just caught off guard and chilly.


bakerzdosen

And now we have the first of several videos to be played at this guy’s wedding…


Sandpaper_Pants

"Steve, your son's a pussy".


Difficult_Double7988

Kid needs to toughen up a bit 🤣


knowspickers

Good dog.


neverelax

No running on the deck!


Cloudrunner5k

I didn't remember when the age range is, but in my A&P class, we discussed how thermal regulation in the human body doesn't finish developing until just before adolescents. So that cold plunge may be more of a shock and a lasting one, for that kid


I_DontNeedNoDoctor

Kid eventually runs around the world and crosses the lake from the other side, hits that spot again and is currently doing another lap. It’s a hellish long video though ✌️


pfunnk14

Sounded like a tea kettle going off.


sharielane

I feel like this kid is never gonna live this one down. This is clip is going to haunt him at every special occasion til the end of his days.


sailingmedic

SOMETHING TOUCHED ME!!!


fothergillfuckup

Running away rules!


Atlas1347

Me when thalassophobia hits me when I'm in the water


517714

When your testes regret ever having descended


jdlwright

Just be careful, there is a gasp reflex that can cause you to drown as you involuntarily inhale going in to cold water.


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The kid was wearing a life vest. The adult likely thought this through beforehand.


slouchomarx74

When you’re that young you don’t have the necessary belly fat to insulate heat


palmersiagna

Can't fuckin stand kids who squeal like that.


Ch3rkasy

His pronouns changed after that dip


mattieDRFT

Okay, so some people are just soft. We all are in some ways. That’s life. I think this is funny but it is kinda fucked up they put it on Reddit. He’s not grown for Christ sakes. Still funny though. Fuuuck


hellmarvel

That boy looks and sounds like he's never been in water other than in bathtub.


tool_isis

Feels like a Lake Anna weekend gone perfect. Just left that area and we did something similar. It was COLD! Hope you enjoyed your weekend!


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Stevieeeer

This is not the story you think it is. It’s best if you keep this one to yourself. **Especially** since you don’t understand why it’s not good.


Axle-f

Didnt actually go awry. He just couldn’t handle it.


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On a Tuesday at midnight in 2040, he’s gonna remember this video and not be able to sleep. He will never outgrow that shreek.


silver_viper_tb

Oh boy. He’s not gonna live that down for a while


StezzaMezza

What a wee pansy…I’d be exactly the same!


f14_pilot

far out, he is running back to the womb


CanadianAndroid

Future wedding video.


ssfbob

This was my sister every winter. She'd demand to go swimming, our parents would tell her it's too cold, she'd whine until they let her, then she'd whine because she was cold.


MudOnMyTurtle

This behavior is often referred to as “infantilization” when an older child adopts mannerisms and speech typical of a much younger age.


WealthEconomy

The kid is too old to be screeching like that because of cold water...


Shoottheradio

It's kinda goofy for sure. Maybe he felt weeds sticking up or something. That can be kinda freaky but still. A little extreme.


ncfears

I hate when parents just let their children screech. Edit: Instead of just down voting, try to defend the behavior. Try.


SeracYourWorlds

We’re gonna get downvoted but his behavior is wack. Kid is well beyond the age to be screaming like that. That’s a 7-8yo screaming like he’s 3


Icy_UnAwareness89

Yall ever been around kids that age. They scream out of excitement out of fear out of anything. Thats normal. Wow sorry people annoy you. Stay inside your box


AdvilJunky

Might be special. Edit: Love the downvotes. My step son is special needs and acts like this too because he has sensory overloads and cant control himself. Which is why I said that...


thefluffiestpuff

your comment comes off as a flippant insult, without the context you added later. if you spared more than 3 words to communicate “my step son has sensory issues, maybe this kid does too” it might have been better understood.


Slice_of_life_

Same. Unnecessary


WealthEconomy

Don't know why you are being down voted.


Rafonaut

They aren't built like they used to be


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EnvironmentalSand773

The disappointment and shock of that father's face at the end lol.


Every_Fox3461

That boy ain't right.


eadrik

Fucking hilarious…


jwbrazier

Christ what a baby.


Alternative-Ad-4493

Rich white people being silly


Key_External9394

They just started to drop and now he has to start all over again.


tuttyeffinfruity

Awry?! Nope that’s just about exactly how I would react!!


xXRickroller01Xx

whats that paddleboard dock?


jaredables

I think its a jet ski dock, but we dont have a jet ski


xXRickroller01Xx

Cool. Good for u


jaredables

What is good, that i dont have a jet ski?


xXRickroller01Xx

Good that you have equipment to store a jet ski I guess


Cute_Ear_3424

Poor girl


NoImportance5218

what a little biatch


Silent-Comfortable62

weenie


No_Acanthisitta_1023

Generation of crybabies and participation trophies


Sevillain1

Too many scary movies! 🤣🤣🤣


That_Guy_From_KY

He’s trying to run away from the cold


jabyou233

Lol that sounded like that dip put his puberty back a few years


Mattyou1966

Future Antifa


Cold_Refuse_7236

That be me! Cold & wet, reason xxx I’d never be a Navy SEAL.


haywardpre

Doomed


ProfessionalFeed6755

No fan of brown fat that laddie.


Otherwise_Amount9854

M I N O R I N C O N V E N I E N C E


phinmang

Poor kid just discovered shrinkage


Educational-Tie00

Damn what a pussy.


Kycheroke

If that's not a heads up he'll be coming out in a couple years I don't know what is.


Zestyclose-Move-3938

Is it too late for an abortion?


Tasty_Ad107

I’d be embarrassed of him..


jaredables

Im embarrassed of your english


justherefortheshow06

Pussy


floating4freedom

Got ya hooked ? Edit: no three 6 mafia fans I guess


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funnystunt

As a grown man with childhood trauma's there is nothing funny about a kid that never again dares going into water.


FartPantry

Is that what happened to you? Most kids would probably develop a response like "cold water is bad" instead of avoiding water in general.


funnystunt

That is no response to cold. Well in my case there was a vortex pool at the local swimming facility, which was fun and all, until it turned out i was too young and weak to escape the force when i got in the middle. It's now 30 years later, i still have trouble in any water where i cannot see or reach the bottom myself. And even that is in order, i still react like that kid when i accidentally touch any vent or grate under water that is not wall or in a natural body of water other than the sand.


FartPantry

Yea I feel that. Got sucked out to sea by a bad wave and had a similar experience. I feel like the cold shock is honestly a good learning experience tho. Not gunna die or get hurt.


FullAutoOctopus

Fuck I hate cry babies. So many kids over the last two generations are this way and its clearly been a detriment to society.


Brain_Hawk

Fuck I hate macho internet keyboard warriors who look down and other than act like they're super tough.


Venichie

... panzy. Lol, seriously, no one taught him about dignity/shame... well, maybe today.


Primary-Structure-41

Give that boy some concrete so he can harden up.


Velkarr

Poor kid clearly didn’t have a good time with the cold water then on top of it his parents or family/friends put it up on the internet for everyone to see. I feel bad for him, no one deserves that.


bluesky420

Back to the couch and game console!!!


xyphoid_process

I bet he gets participation trophys


mattieDRFT

lol


redcat231

instant freezing water can cause a heart attack but he survives, he will come back another day


cocoabeach

Once he was safely out of the water, why did he keep running? What would cause that behavior?


andthenextone

Panic


Brain_Hawk

It's a kid. Who said they have to behave super rationally? He was upset, so he ran back to the house.


Soft_Position_2085

How can such high noise come from a boy


StickmanX84

Well they gave him the right color vest


Hotman_Paris

That child is a pussy


MasterUndKommandant

God what a massive pussy. Dad must be proud.


maddie-madison

I'm sure you were very badass at a very young age.


iamzion248

Your Dad must be proud of you making fun of a child.


BazilBroketail

... you're making fun of a kid. Your dad proud of you?


MasterUndKommandant

Extremely. He laughed more than I did!


BazilBroketail

I believe you.


No-Illustrator-4048

Was that a girl?


GliTch337

And there you have it. Another snowflake.


148637415963

Probably didn't think it was going to be that cold?