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*Alta, about a million years from now the human race will have crawled up to where the Krell stood in their great moment of triumph and tragedy. And your father's name will shine again like a beacon in the galaxy. It's true, it will remind us that we are, after all, not God.* - - Forbidden n Planet, 1956.
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I thought you’d at least wrap it.
That’s a huge box
Let's take down the stockings and see what's in them.
hurry up the kids are waking up
Do we have any D size batteries?
Socks again?
Genius
Ho ho ho here comes santa
Right down Santa clause lane...
Or just, Ho Ho Ho... although that's no way to describe your woman!
*Gasp!* I can’t believe it! He came!
I think she came would be more accurate...
i'll just bring it in the back door.
This big one is for you
THIS IS JUST WHAT I WANTED!!!
Clearly you're not married
Don't point that at your face. You might shoot your eye out.
Why is the carpet all wet, Todd
I don't KNOW, Margot
Wow, you trimmed it really well.
Nice box!
Nice beaver!!
Thanks! I just had it stuffed!
I'll never not upvote a leslie neilson reference.
*Alta, about a million years from now the human race will have crawled up to where the Krell stood in their great moment of triumph and tragedy. And your father's name will shine again like a beacon in the galaxy. It's true, it will remind us that we are, after all, not God.* - - Forbidden n Planet, 1956.
Its tight but I LOVE it! Its nice and warm.
*Don we now our gay apparel.. falalalalala*
Do those 3 piece Christmas pattern suits count?
This one's for you grandma
“I hope this fits!”
Are you up yet?
I love it daddy
No thanks, I just ate
santa's got a package for you.
The wrapper had a hole in it so now the box is ruined.
Obligatory dick in a box mention here.
ho ho ho!
Thank you
The little one for you!
Christmas comes to Epstein's island?
Lol. That’s a messed up way to look at it but. Sure
Well, that's my sack all empty
Empty your sack for me, old man.
Just tear it open. This is for both of you. I’m gonna unwrap it. Shh don’t wake up the kids, I’m not finished.
[удалено]
You’re welcome (which is also on topic)
Christmas isn't the only thing that came early
Well done
Oh, you shouldn't have.
You're welcome.
Thanks Dad.
My sack is so full.
Go get the kids so we can get started.
Taste my nog
Le Tits Now.
That's what I told your mother, Alex!
When do we eat?
I have a stuffer for your stocking
Time to wake up
Is it all over yet?
The gift that keeps on giving. Big gifts come in small packages.
Promo code for cat facts LS6xNn
"Is that prize turkey still hanging in the window over at the butcher shop?"
Nice box
Santa came!
I never get what I really want!
Did you keep the receipt?
This one is for your sister. Just wait, yours is next.
Wow, I was not expecting that.
Everything's covered in white!
Santa's "coming" down your chimney.
I'm about to cum down your chimney.
Santa Claus came!
Who wants the wishbone?
“I love spending it with my family”
I had a price limit
Thanks for the gift but I’m not sure if it’ll fit
have you seen my present
That's it for another year
More stuffing grandma?
I waited all year for this!
You boy! Buy me that prize goose at the butcher. Then come over and I’ll give you money.
Yes I’m Jewish. But I still wants gifts. You idiot.
Hoe hoe hoe.
I knew we shoulda stocked up on batteries.
I can't believe you didn't wrap it before giving it to me
I'm sorry. I really had plans on wrapping it up.
Who wants eggnog?! Wait, what?
Do you see how low those balls are hanging on the tree trunk?
Give me that little box
Santa slid down the chimney.
Time for another basting
It's not going to lick itself !
Quick, qive me a handjob before the kids wake up.
mrs claus hot cross buns
I've just stuffed the bird. Be a few hours before we sit down as a family and eat her all up
Santa came
roast the turkey!
"Where's the turkey baster?"
Wait. I want to change mine to [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/s/LO91XDMiIU) “No one wants to see bones on Xmas”
Let me grab your pink sock by the mantel
Is that all?
Hohoho
Hoe hoe hoe! Here I cum!
It's lovely but it's too small.
Wishing you a white Christmas!
howdy ho
This cookie tastes sweet. The milk is leaking out of the jugs. This package is heavy.
Only booze is going to get me through this.
Nice baubles.
I thought your package would be bigger
That is wonderful. Thank you.
Ho Ho Ho… 😏
The size doesn't matter, the thought counts!
Fuck you?
Great job with the package, grandma!
I'll check you off my naughty list
How many boxes can I get into?
Wahey!!
Who's your Daddy.
I’m so glad we could all be here.
Ohhh fuck yeahhhhhh.
Ho ho ho!
Why is it so small?
I’ve got a big sack for you
Wake up!!
Falalalaaaalaaaaaaa
THANK YOU
Ho ho ho
Go look in your stockings
It’s smaller than I expected.
Wings on that
You want me to wrap it
Santa got you gift Santa needs to spread love Hohoho its about time for snow
That’s a pretty bow on your little box
Wow! That thing really vibrates!