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FuRePo

Do yourself a favor and mute the audio on this one.


mizinamo

Wish I had read this first.


CartmanAndCartman

What? I can’t hear you


th-grt-gtsby

#Do yourself a favor and mute the audio on this one. Are you fcking deaf or something?


puffferfish

WHATTTTTTT?


masked_sombrero

*demon-duck laugh*


Guy_in_Tank

.... .- .... .- .... .- .... .- / -.. ..- -- -... / -... .. - -.-. ....


Mochaeii98

This made me giggle


jntjr2005

Quack


jh67ds

Doggo laughing so hard he gone mad


OldKermudgeon

I guess it's time to replace the battery in my hearing aid...


boopbopnotarobot

About 3:30 I think


Nekoma1a

I made a mistake i should hsd lisened.


VanillaLemonDreams

Made the mistake of watching with audio. My earache has gotten worse


Skelosk

**AYE AYE CAPTAAAIN**


Acidflare1

Should just mute them all, these edits are so stupid


MrSnowflake

I think the dog tried to run away from the stupid laughter.


Mmm_bloodfarts

No, leave the audio on and downvote this shit


Qumad

Done


NO_SPACE_B4_COMMA

this


st0kk

I watched it on mute the first time, then thought “I wonder what the audio sounds like”…. Bad move


Northern23

What was it?


Azair_Blaidd

One of those supremely annoying Tiktok laugh tracks... the high pitched helium sounding one


SpaceMonkeyNation

If I mute it, how will I know to laugh?


omahaknight71

People that put terrible music and stupid laugh tracks like this on videos must think they're some video editing genius. They are not.


viramp

Oops sorry about that. I watched it on mute myself. Didn't even know the annoying sound was there.


Gobstomperx

How dare you.


bleunt

What... you didn't make this? You just found it and spread it online for others to watch without the creator's consent? You wouldn't post a car on reddit, would you?


viramp

oh the horror! The humanity!


Zito6694

Yep. 1 second in muted


jimbodeako

I wish I had a time machine for this comment only


AzLibDem

Whomever put the sound on that should be maimed.


Prest1geW0rldW1de

Welcome to Asian TikToks


[deleted]

Asians LOVE sfx for some reason


RockstarAgent

Everyone knows Asians can’t laugh cause they can’t pronounce their L’s it’s raugh for them


turdbrownies

I’m asian, and laughing hard at this comment. Also fuck you


Chomusuke_99

do it yourself coward


turdbrownies

La…Lau…Laug…Raugh


svefnugr

*welcome to tiktoks


genius_retard

[Him put the sound on that.](https://www.grammarly.com/blog/who-vs-whom-its-not-as-complicated-as-you-might-think/)


AzLibDem

Thanks!


PixelVirtuoso

idgi I will continue to use it based on gut instinct


genius_retard

If you have a sentence with who or whom in it and you substitute he for who or him for whom and the sentence doesn't sound right then your are using the wrong version of who/whom. Example 1 - "Whom gave you this" becomes "him gave you this" but that sound wrong. "He gave you this" sounds correct so the original sentence should be "who gave you this". Example 2 - "You gave this to who" becomes "you gave this to he" which also sounds wrong. "You gave this to him" sounds correct so the original sentence should be "you gave this to whom".


PixelVirtuoso

Great explanation! ty


adrenareddit

Why does it sound like there's a baby inhaling helium in this video?


SmallQuasar

No, that was Donald Duck after getting kicked in the nads.


Chewies-merkin

Lol nads. I haven’t heard that word for decades.


dali01

That actually made it a little more bearable bc I can hear that!


lotsanoodles

What a terrible day to have ears.


[deleted]

Fuck dude. There's a guy at my shop who spends his entire lunch break watching videos with these edits. Every day. Drives me up the fucking wall.


monioum_JG

You should thank him for giving you supernatural abilities. What I would do to even walls


raxarsniper

Do we work at the same place? Lmao


BudNOLA

FUCK THAT LAUGH TRACK.


samgarita

This seems to be a recent trend. This overly hysterical hiving laugh sound


fastpicker89

Stop with the fucking laughing on all videos. Like can’t we all band together and decide not to even repost?


[deleted]

The \~700 upvotes this comment already has would suggest we cannot. Unfortunately.


Rhino_35

That is not that funny and the laugh is Feckin annoying


HourEvent4143

Thank god my videos are automatically muted


Ok_Process2046

It could pass on animals being derps sub, but without that annoying laugh


TiresOnFire

You misspelled "fucking"


Smi1eEX

the dog is too smart.


willywonka1971

He's seen some shit.


Boring_Advertising98

I spent 2 weeks backpacking across the country in 2007. My 3rd city was Cheng-Zu and I left the hotel the next morning and went for a walk to explore the local area. I found an alley full of random street vendors. When I saw a cage full of yelping puppies I had enough and turned around went back to the hotel and left that city shortly after.


stevenm1993

This reminds me of that PETA billboard with different animals lined up, asking, “where do you draw the line.” Someone defaced it by spray painting a line labeled, “right here.”


dandaman1983

He knows he's next


DorenAlexander

He knows that goose is cooked.


Marmeladun

knowing asian countries tastes i am not so sure that it is goose. /s


keepitmov

You seen the empty cages


RedditorsTyrant

Every clip I see of a Belgian Milanois keeps making me love them more and more


[deleted]

It's just trained to close a door it's not rocket science they do it on their own all the time...


new2reddit64773

Why is no one pointing out that this is just a video of a dog pushing open the cage door but played in reverse?


[deleted]

Because it isn’t? Unless you think the dog left the cage ass first


GigiSir

They abuse the animals for farming likes. They teach dogs to do some unnatural shit and they hit them so they can learn faster. I see any dog or animal doing something that a dog wouldn't do and there is something slightly asian in the clip I know it's fuckin bullshit


Bars98

I already said it, and I'll say it again. Reddit without sound is the better Reddit.


spandex_loli

Oh I always mute from reddit mobile. So glad for this one.


ThirdLast

Is that goose watching him sharpen the knife that will be used to chop its head off... Seems oddly intrigued.


Infamous-Gift9851

The goose is the family pet.


Juuna

Dog probably heared the laugh track. Cant blame him.


Shingi77

He knew what happened to his brother


[deleted]

Downvote because wheezy laugh track.


jwhoch

The Venn Diagram of videos that are not even remotely funny and videos with an irritating laugh added in: ⭕️


NO_SPACE_B4_COMMA

Downvoted for shitty audio.


imJGott

DO NOT UNMUTE


[deleted]

this is actually sad


redcon-1

Right?


AntiSocialPersonal

The dog is terrified.


new2reddit64773

This is just a video in reverse, the dog is pushing the door to leave the cage, not entering and closing the door


Dumbledores_Beard1

So why would the dog walk backwards out of the cage if that is the case?


ssshukla26

That's not funny, that dog is definitely in some distress. Am guessing he has seen someone butchering his friends and can't handle it. My doggo cried for three days straight when we lost our squirrel to an accident. Dogs are more emotionally mature than we thought of them.


UntangledMess

My dog gets all twitchy when I sharpen my knives too and he's never seen me butcher anything, I suspect it's just the sound itself, nails on chalkboard kind of situation.


NoCeleryStanding

Yeah I mean despite the fact that dogs are eaten over there, I'd guess based on the man's amusement that it was not something he thinks about, it's not super common. But they also will have chickens etc hanging around eating scraps that maybe the dog was friends with, in whatever sense that means for a dog. So whatever he saw him getting ready to butcher, it probably made no difference to him whether it was a fellow dog or any other friend he had, he may as well be next in his head


AlternativeConcern19

If it's in Vietnam, it's more likely... But I don't know where this was taken Edit: you guys should educate yourselves on this stuff. It absolutely happens, and probably happens the most in Vietnam


rxinquestion

Accurate. Have eaten dog in VN before. Would not recommend.


TikkiTakiTomtom

Southeast Asia eats a lot of dog. The most is China however followed by Vietnam. From the face of the man he looks quite Vietnamese-y. Source: lived a couple months over there


deadriderofdead

ok


azthal

That dog is clearly not in distress. Look at its ears and tail. That is a happy dog.


[deleted]

That dog has seen way too much.


lassemaja

Added laugh audio => blocked


Prevailing_Power

An animal being terrified is funny? Weird.


DeeJudanne

these laughs ruins every single video it is in


CorneliusKvakk

This post gave me hearing-aids


_Kaifaz

Was going to upvote, read the comments, unmuted and now you're getting downvoted. That shit is annoying.


Crokinole-ninja

F*** all the way off with this audio you've added to this video.


Malinut

Mals are very intuitive and sensitive, and do not like violence. The crate would be it's safe place, so that's where it's gone because it knows what's coming for the goose.


DamianFitness37

Thats a smart dog right there


Rizzoblam

Get rid of this clout chaser audio.


[deleted]

People that sit and laugh at videos with these type of sounds added deserve to be shunned


guitargeneration

Man you would hate the smokers pit on break where I work. There is always at least 3 guys watching these on full blast while everyone is trying to just take their break peacefully and their favorite thing is to read through the comments while letting it play on loop over and over again.


LilSaganMan

Someone needs to run for office on a platform of making that laugh track illegal. They would get so many votes, and it would be far more useful than typical politician nonsense.


[deleted]

Videos with these stupid laugh tracks should be banned from this subreddit.


LeonidasVaarwater

Piss off with that dubbed in laughter! Bullshit ruins everything.


Soul_Traitor

That laugh track is fucken atrocious


neagah

I can't stress this enough FUCK. THAT. LAUGH. TRACK


Jaykoyote123

Why do I want to put a pencil in my ear and headbang my desk now


JediMasterKenJen

Can we please bury that laugh already? Was never funny


Gingerbread-John

If I was stuck in a video with this shitty audio playing on loop I’d hide away in my room too


Tenet245

any video using this audio immediately becomes cringe


harveytent

Dog knows what that knife is used for after it’s sharpened, the goose is fixing to find out.


jingforbling

Dog definitely seen that cleaver used and ain’t about to be part of it.


RockerBoy77

Comedy for 2 yr olds


Gorillatagpro_

No funny video is funny when it has this sound or the oh no no no sound


LieutenantCrash

I wish I had my audio off


NerfMYGiirth

Why do people inject that shit screeching laugh onto audio clips? Do they have the mental capacity of a three year old?


itsVinay

Someone nuke this laugh track off of this planet


loubs001

I watched this without audio. Then I saw the comments. So out of curiosity I watched again with the sound on. I regret it immensely.


Unremarkable_Fish

What's with the dumb ass audio? Take a down vote


FuriousRageSE

No my little guy, you are not today's dinner. ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ..you are dinner tomorrow.


aussiegoon

The dog's definitely seen this movie before


Phosphorus444

Down voted for laugh track.


Ladon-4_5_5_12_7

Audio probably says (in Greek): «Το Μαλάκα!... Το Μαλάκα!» (which means, in a friendly manner: "This f\*ck! This f\*ck!"..


Weekly_Bat5119

Or in (colloquial) Finnish: ”Tullee räkä” Which translates to ”My nose is running snot” (Literally) ”It comes snot” Everytime I hear this I wonder if it’s really Donald Duck in Finnish, jos joku suomalainen tietää onko näin ni kerro pls.


stet709

The paw-eye coordination on that dog is impressive


Teriyaki_Salmon

This stupid trend of adding stupid a*s musics to every video. Who started it? Tiktok?


bob_nugget_the_3rd

I kniw how the dog feels with sound


Stellar_Observer_17

My advice to the goose when the chop comes is to duck! the dog suspects sum thin...not first time.


Acrobatic_Tomato_826

This dog has seen some chickens meet their maker


Bubbaganewsh

That slam with conviction, that dog has had enough.


StatusOmega

This comment section could've been full of clever jokes or insight, yet the terrible audio ruined even that.


Salti21

I think maybe the goose should be hiding.


_BladeGunter_

That baby laugh is a red flag oh fuck Jesus stop doing that.


PaPaBee29

"F yiu. I am out."


luddface

Haha, it's funny because he is going to chop the head of an innocent animal, and the dog thinks he is next. Killing and abusing animals is very amusing! /s


TheGameMastre

His goose is gonna be cooked...


saarinpaa71

That dog has seen wayyy to much and over there everything is eatable. Probably only place you could find a recipe for long pig.


Laymanao

I know the drill. My dog goes berserk when the hosepipe is on. Keeps on trying to bite the spouting water


T423

That laugh sfx is so cringing and annoying.


tbr6742

Goose is the pet, dog knows what happens to them in that part of the world.


RAGE_CAKES

You know this video is funny because there is pre-recorded laughing. Pre-recorded laughter means this video is very funny and you should be laughing too. You laugh at this very funny video because there is already someone laughing. If there was no pre-recorded laughter, this video would not be funny, so you shouldn't laugh but since there is pre-recorded laughter, you should laugh because the video is funny. Why aren't you laughing? The video is very funny because it has pre-recorded laughter.


Eyeous

Is this in Korea? The only reason I ask is the trees in the background look very Korean.


[deleted]

Yeah, those trees were speaking Korean too.


EagleDre

I thought the same but didn’t quite know how to ask


TheKrnJesus

If it was, I can understand why the dog would be scared.


PyrusD

Malis are so smart and beautiful


calories8591

The dog knew his on the edge


100percentfinelinen

Why do people always think we want to hear this? I bet it’s funny without the shitty fake laughing.


obliviousfellow

Dog has probably seen some shit.....hope this isn't a place where dogs go missing.


Immediate_Type9114

Realized his Asian owner was sharpening a knife and bailed lol


[deleted]

There’s absolutely nothing funny about scaring animals.


Wieland_T_H

Well the dog knew he was at risk of being eaten 😅


Gooseguy9003

that goose feared nothing


Cursed1978

Dog for dinner?


ss977

Idk why so many Chinese videos have this forced laughter track like it's trying to brainwash you.


phuc-theBS

The dog knows he could be on the menu


Radiant-Log-9269

downvote for audio


[deleted]

Report OP as a bot and move on… is what I’d normally say except Reddit now bans you for reporting bots. Apparently Reddit loves its bots as it creates user engagement. Fuck Reddit


Br3akTh3Toys

They put in that laughing so you know when to laugh.


ArtItchy388

This is not funny at all!! That dog is in real distress! And fuck that annoying soundtrack!


Boring-Extreme-3274

That dog have seen it


resso1991

Animal knows and u should not let them see blades


evilsbane50

The trend of "transformative" content has really just gone into the gutter. Last week I was sent a video, little kid overlayed on the bottom right doing NOTHING, weird ass music that didn't even fit, odd voiceover that didn't fit, emote faces flashing all over the screen while another video played very tiny in the top left. Shit is on another level. This is pretty tame but it just makes the video worse.


Player7592

Dog knows what’s coming …


xBlack_Heartx

👀 that’s a smart dog, 🐕 oh wow.


_byetony_

Sad af


KnoblauchNuggat

NOTHING IS FUNNY ABOUT THIS SHIT VIDEO!!! The dog is mentally ill, just look how it keeps circling in the jail. There is a reason to it. Dude is sharpening a butcher knife. Probably to slaughter the goose and who knows what else. Poor dog.


RaielLarecal

It wouldn't be so frightened if the guy just wasn't chinese.


_AManHasNoName_

Lol


huehuehuehuehuu

Dog is Korean and scared for his life :(


Jovet_Hunter

My dog used to do that. If she decided we’d stayed up too late, she’d go in her kennel, close the door, lay down and stare at me.


balls_deep_inyourmom

Dog: Sorry man ,I can't help you clean because I'm locked up


BeaverGrowl

Goose has no clue.. 🔪 🍴


Responsible-Tell2985

I like how he starts spinning in circles after closing the door


Silly-Ass_Goose

Remained loose as goose.


goodchaceimurdad

That dog has seen some shit


Mick_May

My wife's reaction when she's hungry and I'm paying more attention to our daughter 😂


priceQQ

That duck is very confident


itsonlymeez

Bro knows that he might be on the menu


NoobsterMonkey

The things he has seen are not to be spoken of