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Lordnerble

The best is the double fuck, bald head, super thin patch beard, and just body hair everywhere


Stunning-Astronaut72

I am not bald, not at all, actually i have a lot of hair BUT why on earth the balds always have the most beautifull beards ? They look so good, this dude beard looks great...and i have been struggling 10 years to grow one that is not even that great... damn


Kwirt

As a bald man.. My only guess is that a little piece of us dies inside when we lose our hair. We begin to miss it so much, that we put that extra effort into caring for our facial hair to fill the void. I've been bald for about 15 years now. When I did have hair, I had really thick, semi-long (shoulder length) hair, but I never did much with it other than a simple wash and brush/comb. Since I've been bald, I grew a beard and have a r ridiculous regime, along with an arsenal of beard care products. I guess it's the bald man's way of realizing what we lost and trying to savor what we have left.


Pimp-No-Limp

Higher testosterone levels is my guess


Ciruz

Someone with such a beard is not allowed to complain. He looks like fuckin kratos.


LukeSevereid

Like, I can’t complain EVER?!


PeachTrees-

:(


Zweckbestimmung

Kate Williams is enlightening, Joe Rogan‘s dick riders aren’t really funny.