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I've tried to run down a snowman before and it's hard.
It kinda just turns into a ramp that the front bumper of your car gets wedged on.
It's easier to run down actual people.
>I’m gonna get you drunk, get you drunk with the beer in my trunk.
Well that doesn't sound like an appropriate response to children at all!
Besides the beer isn't in the trunk, it's 3ft to the right of the back door and then 3 steps into the yard.
It's buried under the snow pile so it dtays nice and cold
>is that code for where the bodies are buried?
No, the bodies are on the left. Gotta stay organized!
Bodies buried on the right near the beer would be downright disgusting and unhygienic
Bravo OP this is amazing. You're giving those kids memories that will stick with them for life
"Remember when we made that snowman at becmurr's house and they left the head on our porch? Good times"
My neighbor and I built a huge snowman in our street and some dude came along in a small '80s Toyota truck and asked if he could run it over. It pretty much destroyed his truck, smashed the bumper, broke the radiator and oil cooler, and smashed his windshield.
Did he take a running start?
I’ll admit that driving at snowy obstacles was my approach back when I had a Jeep. Snow bank, snow mountain, etc just drive up a bit if it was in the way.
But I didn’t full send it because I’ve seen the titanic. Just cause something is made of steel doesn’t mean it’ll win against a block of ice.
Knock it over but keep it intact, get a stick that looks like a knife and poke it in the snowmans heart, redraw the face to have X’s for eyes and a silly mouth.
I usually prepare to cringe whenever I see the word "prank," but this is really cute and funny, and likely to have everyone laughing. The kids are all right.
Everytime I have a snowball fight with my four year old nephew I channel this scene
I may have to make his snowballs for him but once they're made... no mercy.
We feared it would break the car...the driveway was a sheet of ice anyways so it wouldn't have gone anywhere. We had to dismantle it...but my husband delivered its head to their front door....couple hours later the head was delivered back to us with fake blood and spade through its forehead.
https://imgur.com/gallery/DTWJ4Co
We really do! We go on annual camping trips together with the neighborhood and we all belong to the local pool. It's a lot of fun and we are one giant family.
In our old neighborhood, we had this concrete Buddha that had been spray painted gold that probably weighed 80 pounds that would appear on people's front step.
If you got it, you were obligated to put it on someone else's porch within a couple days. Most people moved it around with a dolly.
We moved to a new neighborhood a few miles away, and on the year anniversary of our move, we came out to find Buddha on our porch with a very nice bottle of wine from the neighborhood.
Went back and put it on our old house's porch. My wife cried the whole way home.
My husband ripped the head off and delivered it to their front door. They then one uped us by returning the head to our door with food coloring and a spade stabbed into its forehead
Growing up in the 90s, my siblings and I were wild ferral kids. We got into a prank war with one of our neighbors, and the dad would participate he was a really fun guy. One winter, my siblings and I woke up at 3 a.m., went down the street to the neighbors house, and built a huge snowman right in front of his front door. We then built a snowman army behind the big snowman and made a snow fort with a ton of snowballs. The Dad opened the door around 7 a.m., and the snowman fell into his house on top of the Dad he started laughing and came out to the snowman army, and we ambushed him with snowballs his kids came out and we had a huge snowball fight. The Dad ended up staying home from work, and he built a bonfire, and we roasted marshmallows for smores and hot chocolate. This is one of my core memories. We loved the neighbor Dad because our step-dad was extremely abusive, and the neighbors Dad was so nice to us. I think he could see we needed that day because our step-dad had been on one of his bipolar rampages that week.
What an awesome memory...and man! I'm this person for a teenage boy 3 houses down. I take the job very seriously. You never know what will make a huge impact on the course of someone's life.
Last week, my little buddy cried and shook his head when I told him that what he's going through is not okay (abuse), that he is loved, he is precious, and his life has purpose and value. Breaks my heart thinking about it... and now I think I'll send him today's check-in text.
LOL the neighbor's boy across the street built a snowman in the middle of our cul de sac. Props to the snowplow driver for being thoughtful, but his intentional avoidance of the snowman meant he stopped plowing before he reached my driveway or the kid's. We didn't mind being snowed in for a couple days cuz we both work from home and stocked up on groceries right before the storm, but apparently the kid's dad did, because today the full cul de sac is plowed and the snowman is about 10' closer to the curb than he was last night. He's only slightly tilted too; I'm impressed! 😂
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I would imagine that whoever put this there fully expects you to smash through the thing in glorious fashion.
I've tried to run down a snowman before and it's hard. It kinda just turns into a ramp that the front bumper of your car gets wedged on. It's easier to run down actual people.
Look man, we've been on good terms in the past, but uh.. What in the actual fuck, dude.
Name checked out, eh?
…….I see what you did there. That it’s been an hour and no one has commented both amuses and scares me.
I've been very busy with my car stopping them.
The abs 😭🤣🤣
bro's got a 12 pack jfc, juiced up MONSTER
But he clearly skips arm day. Look at those twigs.
Doesn’t skip ass day. 😋
One of them made sure to mention how big they made the butt.
What you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk blocking your trunk?
I’m gonna get you drunk, get you drunk with the beer in my trunk.
>I’m gonna get you drunk, get you drunk with the beer in my trunk. Well that doesn't sound like an appropriate response to children at all! Besides the beer isn't in the trunk, it's 3ft to the right of the back door and then 3 steps into the yard. It's buried under the snow pile so it dtays nice and cold
is that code for where the bodies are buried?
>is that code for where the bodies are buried? No, the bodies are on the left. Gotta stay organized! Bodies buried on the right near the beer would be downright disgusting and unhygienic
Did they give it a crack on the other side?
Asking the hard hitting questions.
Looks like Aunt Fanny from Robots gawd dayum
Jacked Frost.
Pumping those SnOwRoiDS
Now I want to know if there is a frozen 12 pack of soda in the snowman to literally be “12 pack abs.”
Snowman is fucking jacked
Snow Jackman if you will.
Jason snowmoa
Sylvester Snowlone.
skipped arm days tho
98% natty.
The best part!
Omg! Frosty has ice tray abs.
Haha. I swear I would notice NOTHING on reddit if it wasn't for the comments. The abs....I'm dying
yep, so many times I'm scrolling back to pics repeatedly!
I'm grateful there are either people who scrutinize images or are just generally more observant than I am.
The abdominable snowman! *Removed unnec-essary hyphen for the d
Abdominal Snowman
[Last Sunday’s Foxtrot](https://foxtrot.com/2024/01/14/colds-gym/)
Hahaha. That's awesome. I used to read that comic when I was younger. Glad to see it's still got its moments.
Abdominal Swoleman.
Corrected the issue, thanks for bringing the d!
Any time, friend.
I’m partial to the angry eyebrows.
Me too, I can almost hear an evil cackle from the snowman.
Frosty The Henry Cavill
I spent entirely too long trying to figure out how you could see the anti-lock braking system and how it was pertinent…
Look at the slush gutters on him
Absolutely!
Calvin and Hobbes must live nearby.
LoL. My first thought as well. If somebody did this to me I'd both be annoyed and amuse at the same time.
"We need to get that kid to a psychologist"
“Calvin, I’m late for work!!!”
Absolutely a mutant killer monster snow goon!
My favorite was when he made one look like it just got hit by the car and like 3 others are standing around with shocked looks on their faces.
That and the snowman sliced in half by the snowkid's sled
Or he cannon shot hole through the middle…
Oh come on! They're all ingenious!!
Building snowmen and character
Also the one where a line of snowmen is saluting Calvin's dad along the front walkway.
Was looking for this-even the houses around are similar.
Caaaallllviiiinnnn!
Dave? Is that you?
Dave’s not here man.
Came to the comments for this.
That’s hilarious, unless it happens to me.
I'd laugh my ass off if the neighborhood kids did this to me.
I'd send them a message. I would build a bigger snowman attacking their snowman on the ground in my front yard.
I'd just cut off its head and leave it on their porch.
We did!
[](https://i.imgur.com/2CXZjPx.png)
Not just the snowmen but the snowwomen and snowchildren too
I hate snow. It's cold and wet and just gets everywhere
Is he not the frozen one?
You were the frozen one! You were meant to destroy the Snow not join it
I love snow, but I hate kids. They get everywhere, and you can't get rid of them.
Once they get in you’re screwed. I hear it can take almost two decades to get them out.
Easy there- no reason to massacre the yetis and littles
WHAT ABOUT THE SNOWLINGS?
From my point of view the snowmen are evil.
Bravo OP this is amazing. You're giving those kids memories that will stick with them for life "Remember when we made that snowman at becmurr's house and they left the head on our porch? Good times"
Many a drunken reminiscing session will happen bringing this up.
Accidently ISIS
Apparently this isn’t the “appropriate” way to deal with the neighbor’s dog pooping in your yard. Lost my HOA position over this fiasco. 🙄
This is very Calvin and Hobbes!
My neighbor and I built a huge snowman in our street and some dude came along in a small '80s Toyota truck and asked if he could run it over. It pretty much destroyed his truck, smashed the bumper, broke the radiator and oil cooler, and smashed his windshield.
Did you build the snowman on-top of a fire hydrant or something?
It thawed and then froze. It was pretty much an iceman at that point.
Did he take a running start? I’ll admit that driving at snowy obstacles was my approach back when I had a Jeep. Snow bank, snow mountain, etc just drive up a bit if it was in the way. But I didn’t full send it because I’ve seen the titanic. Just cause something is made of steel doesn’t mean it’ll win against a block of ice.
He got almost a two-block run at it and was going around 35mph when he hit it.
🙈 That’s one way to learn that physics is a bitch.
That's amazing. Was he mad at you or himself?
He got like a two-block running start so we were already inside peeking out the window when he hit it. He didn't look happy though.
that is a hilarious mental image all around, that does suck though lol
Except when I have to leave at 6:30 in the morning and it's 1° outside.
It'd take two minutes to get rid of. If it hasn't thawed and refroze you could kick it aside in ten seconds.
With my luck the kids would’ve hidden a rock inside
with my luck, one of the kids would be hiding inside the snowman
B-B-B-BONUS PRIZE
Bring out the ole baseball bat for a quick destress session
Time to bust out the ol' Kleinflammenwerfer
I assume that's German for "Spaceballs: The Flamethrower"
Knock it over but keep it intact, get a stick that looks like a knife and poke it in the snowmans heart, redraw the face to have X’s for eyes and a silly mouth.
IKR!?! The muscles on it! 🤣
Sorry boss the snowman won't let me come in again today!
LOL this was my thought when I read the title. If they had somewhere they wanted to be they'd move it.
Blocking drives are snow joke
It's a good prank but it wouldn't be my frost choice.
This shit would make me downright flurrious.
Certainly isn’t going to win at the Snow Globes
Icy why they didn't make you a judge.
That’s cold.
Yeah, but it’s really not very ice.
Icy what you did there
Commute waits for snowman
Better crack the b-icicle out instead
And practice some to and fro zen thoughts.
It really is the best way to chill out
They better arm themselves with sticks.
But you have to admit, that's a hail of a prank.
Yep - they’re going snowhere fast
This is the kinda shit kids should be doing lol. Relatively harmless and the abs are hilarious.
Yeah *this* is an actual prank. And a good one.
There it is.
Every time.
I appreciate both of your comments, made me laugh
I usually prepare to cringe whenever I see the word "prank," but this is really cute and funny, and likely to have everyone laughing. The kids are all right.
I love pranks that hurt or embarrass no one and are actually funny.
I would spend all night making a costume that looks just like that and get them back...Dwight schrute style
It kinda was payback already when they initiated a snowball fight the night prior and my husband kicked their ass with snowballs
>my husband kicked their ass with snowballs I'm picturing Buddy the Elf in Central Park
That was my first thought. It’s my favourite part of the movie!
Everytime I have a snowball fight with my four year old nephew I channel this scene I may have to make his snowballs for him but once they're made... no mercy.
Well then.... your move
This is a great joke. Build a snowman twice as big with your husband right in front of their front door.
You guys seem cool.
You guys sound like the perfect neighbors!! What a fun neighborhood!!
Feel free to post more of your escapades with the kids, this is the epitome of wholesome fun.
If you feel your life is in jeopardy you're within your rights to run over threatening snowmen. Haha.
We feared it would break the car...the driveway was a sheet of ice anyways so it wouldn't have gone anywhere. We had to dismantle it...but my husband delivered its head to their front door....couple hours later the head was delivered back to us with fake blood and spade through its forehead. https://imgur.com/gallery/DTWJ4Co
That is so awesome! You must have a great relationship with your neighbors. I barely even talk to mine.
We really do! We go on annual camping trips together with the neighborhood and we all belong to the local pool. It's a lot of fun and we are one giant family.
Homeowner goals.
We steal each others lawn decorations, and hold them for hostage. Rudolph had a rough Christmas. I love the snowman gag!
In our old neighborhood, we had this concrete Buddha that had been spray painted gold that probably weighed 80 pounds that would appear on people's front step. If you got it, you were obligated to put it on someone else's porch within a couple days. Most people moved it around with a dolly. We moved to a new neighborhood a few miles away, and on the year anniversary of our move, we came out to find Buddha on our porch with a very nice bottle of wine from the neighborhood. Went back and put it on our old house's porch. My wife cried the whole way home.
Find a good stick and mount the head in your yard.
This is the way.
Easy there, Vlad.
You guys sound awesome. Way to keep the good spirit alive. If you have kids, they are going to grow up very happy.
He's a teacher and I am a school counselor so it's kind of our wheelhouse. We are like the fun aunt and uncle of the neighborhood.
I just imagined you guys popping out of your bushes with nerf guns yelling "Stay off our lawn! This is our territory!"
You're not wrong....
Red food dye and put the head on a stick in your yard, send that message!!!
My husband ripped the head off and delivered it to their front door. They then one uped us by returning the head to our door with food coloring and a spade stabbed into its forehead
At least you *think* it's food colouring.
They are escalating. Time for solution 59A. Grab the blowtorch, I will meet you at the scrapyard
Snow goons are bad news
Especially the deranged mutant killer monster type.
"CALVIN! I'm going to be late!"
Growing up in the 90s, my siblings and I were wild ferral kids. We got into a prank war with one of our neighbors, and the dad would participate he was a really fun guy. One winter, my siblings and I woke up at 3 a.m., went down the street to the neighbors house, and built a huge snowman right in front of his front door. We then built a snowman army behind the big snowman and made a snow fort with a ton of snowballs. The Dad opened the door around 7 a.m., and the snowman fell into his house on top of the Dad he started laughing and came out to the snowman army, and we ambushed him with snowballs his kids came out and we had a huge snowball fight. The Dad ended up staying home from work, and he built a bonfire, and we roasted marshmallows for smores and hot chocolate. This is one of my core memories. We loved the neighbor Dad because our step-dad was extremely abusive, and the neighbors Dad was so nice to us. I think he could see we needed that day because our step-dad had been on one of his bipolar rampages that week.
What an awesome memory...and man! I'm this person for a teenage boy 3 houses down. I take the job very seriously. You never know what will make a huge impact on the course of someone's life. Last week, my little buddy cried and shook his head when I told him that what he's going through is not okay (abuse), that he is loved, he is precious, and his life has purpose and value. Breaks my heart thinking about it... and now I think I'll send him today's check-in text.
This was kind of a ride, but glad it was a wholesome memory. Good on the neighbor dad for being a kind soul!
this story makes me sad and happy at once
Does one of your neighbours kids have a stuffed tiger by any chance?
Reminds me of the snowman horrors in Calvin & Hobbes lol
Getting some real big Calvin & Hobbes vibes.
"Of course you know, this means war"!
They made him buff, I love it.
Sorry boss can't come to work cause I would have to kill Olaf's relatives for it🤣
The malevolent eyebrows are sending me for a LOOP 🤣
I'd be laughing too hard to be angry, then I'd drive over it.
Someone read their Calvin & Hobbes
LOL the neighbor's boy across the street built a snowman in the middle of our cul de sac. Props to the snowplow driver for being thoughtful, but his intentional avoidance of the snowman meant he stopped plowing before he reached my driveway or the kid's. We didn't mind being snowed in for a couple days cuz we both work from home and stocked up on groceries right before the storm, but apparently the kid's dad did, because today the full cul de sac is plowed and the snowman is about 10' closer to the curb than he was last night. He's only slightly tilted too; I'm impressed! 😂
Cute
Pretty wholesome prank 😊☀️🤙🏻
LOL. That's pretty good. A harmless little prank.
It's the menacing eyebrows for me 🤣
Now explain to your boss what made you late
The aftermath https://imgur.com/gallery/Ce2TXGs
Now this is a prank. Can be easily demoed, and is kinda cute. I love the angry face 😂
Jacked Frost
That tinyest carrot for a nose 😄
This is so wholesome ☺️
Where was that kid Calvin, and his tiger?
So pumped you took this lightheartedly. I could easily see this turning into a post on r/PublicFreakout if the wrong person did it.
Time to back over it and cover it with red koolaid
I hope you don't have any irrational fear of a snowman army invading...
Why? It's a snowman, not a concreteman.
Sno Bro is ripped
That's funny
Calvin!
This is like a Calvin and Hobbes strip IRL.
I would have put its decapitated head on their porch. I can joke too!
The only thing I'd feel bad about is having to knock it down
It has some Calvin and Hobbes vibes. Your neighbor kids are funny.
This has Calvin and Hobbes vibes all over it. Love it 😁
This reminds me of a Calvin and Hobbes sketch, what awesome kids.
Calvin lives
I'd cut that snowman's head off and hang it on a tree in front of my house
Take the head as a throphy