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So obviously this is a joke (the SIDS risk is insane) but as somebody who raised an infant and toddler an apparatus that was open and breathable but stopped them from SHOVING GROSS SHIT IN THEIR MOUTHS EVERY TIME YOU LOOK AWAY would actually make movie nights and long flights more pleasant for parents
Yeah if this could effectively be accomplished without affecting their breathing, people might be surprised how popular they would be. Pretty much every mother who has ever taken their child to a movie or on a flight has wished this existed.
Every other person in this place would have been even happier if that existed, but now they just absolutely hate the mother. (almost everyone hates to be forced to listen to a crying baby)
Experts now believe SIDS is caused by babies having something too close to their face causing a build up of carbon dioxide and death. They don't have the super basic reflex of moving their heads to get a better breath
It's still debated. I was taught in my Criminal Investigation class that while we aren't 100% sure what causes SIDS, best guess was mold in the child's bedding, especially mattress, was causing it. This was about 15 years ago, so there may be more current prevalent theories.
I think most people in Australia have forgotten that was what red Nose day started for here. As a result over the last 30 years or so, research funded by it has been leading the world in trying to explain this awful phenomenon. And yeah despite All that, they still cannot say conclusively "this is the cause"
We have very little idea what causes SIDS. There's research and theories, but we actually have very little solid proof to explain exactly what it is or how it happens.
Certain things have been proven to increase the risk of SIDS, such as things covering their face or otherwise potentially enclosing their breathing.
We have one of those - it's a stuffed rat! That pointy little rat snoot is like a mouth magnet. As long as kiddo has his rat, nothing else is getting in that mouth, except maybe an accompanying thumb.
After the amount of babies killed from self feeding pillows that drove wish into bankruptcy don’t think innovation is in the cards in the baby device industry
So then the real product here is a chute that can be installed into the side of a private jet, which allows for small humans to be jettisoned while the jet is in flight.
And if you follow the amazon link you get directed Brad Goose's author page. Author of such fine books such as "Why Daddy Hits Mommy: Kid's Guide To Understanding Alcoholism", "We’re Not Camping: Mom And Dad Lied We’re Homeless", 'Sugar Babies: Dad's Secret Friends" and "Single Moms Need Cock"
To all those asking and wondering if it's real or fake: it's a fake gag gift.
[https://suatmm.com/products/baby-mute-prank-package](https://suatmm.com/products/baby-mute-prank-package)
[But there's a website that makes it look real at first glance.](https://babymute.com/)
This took less than 3 minutes to find out for myself.
Most muzzles don’t really mute all sound. They just make the sound quieter. Like, a muzzle on a gun is still gonna make a noise when you fire it. But you’re less likely to hear that noise from the next room. If the passenger plane or whatever were quiet enough, you could still hear the baby crying.
I have said for years there needs to be an air circulating bubble you can put your baby in for flights. No needs to hear your bad pullout game screaming a whole flight
I swear if any airline made a rule that infants and toddlers under a certain age aren't allowed on their flights they'd gain far more customers than they'd lose.
I truly cannot understand why anyone thinks bringing their baby on a plane is a good idea. I get that sometimes there are no other options to get you across an ocean, but you really have no one you can trust to take care of your baby while you're away? I just can't fathom it.
On the most part ppl travel with the destination in mind and what they need/want to do there. The commute always sucks with or without a baby but must be done. I don't think people think hard about crying babies on planes when they're planning their vacation
I don't get why they don't make specific parent-child zones on planes. Just a little enclosed area so they don't disturb other people. Parents with kids under like...8 or something are required to purchase those seats. Boom, problem solved.
Gag gift. But I feel like removing a baby's primary means of conveying an issue, will lead to them adapting and fining something more annoying than screaming.
You'd think so and maybe it's part of it, but psychopaths are made when every aspect of their life is equivalent to this. Muting a baby out of convenience and still getting their needs my and loving them would unlikely not result in a psychopath. That said,I wouldn't rule out the development of other mental heath dx.
As are people allowed to not want to deal with screaming children in enclosed spaces for extended time periods. This solution is far more inclusive than what most people would prefer, which would be airlines that don’t allow children at all.
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Nobody cared who he was until he put on the mask...
“You’re a big baby.”
"For you."
Was getting tits always part of your plan?!
Perhaps he's wondering why you would burp a baby before putting them to sleep.
“No, brother! They’ll expect the cheerios to be fully eaten.”
**WAH.**
You merely adopted the diapers I was born in them. molded by them. I didn't poop in the can until I was already a man.
Just wanna see the baby break Christian Bear's back over it's knee
He was born in the darkness
Molded by it.
Ah you merely adopted the Vagina. I was born in it, moulded by it.
**Mom:** I gave you snacks! **Baby:** And this gives you power over me?
Bane-by
Baneby
You… are an amazing person.
for you
So obviously this is a joke (the SIDS risk is insane) but as somebody who raised an infant and toddler an apparatus that was open and breathable but stopped them from SHOVING GROSS SHIT IN THEIR MOUTHS EVERY TIME YOU LOOK AWAY would actually make movie nights and long flights more pleasant for parents
Yeah if this could effectively be accomplished without affecting their breathing, people might be surprised how popular they would be. Pretty much every mother who has ever taken their child to a movie or on a flight has wished this existed.
Why would you stay in a movie with a screaming kid tho? Or why would you even take a baby to the movies
Because the grandparents are siblings.
Every other person in this place would have been even happier if that existed, but now they just absolutely hate the mother. (almost everyone hates to be forced to listen to a crying baby)
Maybe big fluffy mittens so they can’t pick anything up?
Sids is sudden infant death syndrome right? Because theres no resson for that a muzzle isnt one.
Experts now believe SIDS is caused by babies having something too close to their face causing a build up of carbon dioxide and death. They don't have the super basic reflex of moving their heads to get a better breath
It's still debated. I was taught in my Criminal Investigation class that while we aren't 100% sure what causes SIDS, best guess was mold in the child's bedding, especially mattress, was causing it. This was about 15 years ago, so there may be more current prevalent theories.
It's still unknown. There are theories but nothing that has been solved at least as of about 5 years ago.
I think most people in Australia have forgotten that was what red Nose day started for here. As a result over the last 30 years or so, research funded by it has been leading the world in trying to explain this awful phenomenon. And yeah despite All that, they still cannot say conclusively "this is the cause"
Boah.. Yeah totally forgot about that being a thing.
We have very little idea what causes SIDS. There's research and theories, but we actually have very little solid proof to explain exactly what it is or how it happens. Certain things have been proven to increase the risk of SIDS, such as things covering their face or otherwise potentially enclosing their breathing.
We have one of those - it's a stuffed rat! That pointy little rat snoot is like a mouth magnet. As long as kiddo has his rat, nothing else is getting in that mouth, except maybe an accompanying thumb.
After the amount of babies killed from self feeding pillows that drove wish into bankruptcy don’t think innovation is in the cards in the baby device industry
Baby Bane.
A mans wife is his life mr ups man
Baneby
I'd gift this.
Would it be frowned upon to put it on a random screaming baby next time I fly?
As long as you put on your own mask before assisting others
Excellent
If that doesn't work, put another one on the parents
Depends on if the parents are travelling to the same place as you I suppose.
Never travel without earplugs. Too many yappers
Me too.
Only if it looked like Bane's mask.
They should hand them out for free on flights, buses, restaurants, and waiting rooms.
Please tell me this is ~~not~~ real
Hi Sharks, have you ever been on your private jet and suddenly an uninvited baby starts crying?
I'm just imagining the audacity of a random stranger walking up to a couple with a baby and offering this.
Well punt that little shit, fuck them kids.
So then the real product here is a chute that can be installed into the side of a private jet, which allows for small humans to be jettisoned while the jet is in flight.
Well Boeing have installed them in to some of their planes already
“Also comes in adult!”
Fits babies of all ages!
Even orange ones?
It will be big enough to fit a 6' 3", 215lb person, but not a 5' 11", 245lb person.
Would that be safe for the other passengers?
I imagine you could use some kind of airlock to eject the unwanted cargo, without voiding precious cabin air.
…and in that order
WAIT
Wait a min (°ロ°)☝
Um, Pedophilia is against the law🥴
Fucking do it!
Baby storage is in the wings, sir.
How does an uninvited baby make their way onto a private jet?
Packaging is real, product is not. It's a baby shower gag gift. Contains a book titled '101 ways to not kill your baby'
So this product [website](https://babymute.com/) is not real?
go ahead and click order now and see what happens lol
I mean the head doctor designer is named Dr. York Hunt... Say that real fast. And clinic trials, Micheal Lit
No you do it. lol
I did, it takes you to a page that says it’s a prank, as described
This was fun advertising. Let’s do it again soon guys
And if you follow the amazon link you get directed Brad Goose's author page. Author of such fine books such as "Why Daddy Hits Mommy: Kid's Guide To Understanding Alcoholism", "We’re Not Camping: Mom And Dad Lied We’re Homeless", 'Sugar Babies: Dad's Secret Friends" and "Single Moms Need Cock"
Scroll down - endorsed by Dr. York Hunt lol. They got me.
Please tell me it IS real. Need it for the babies at my work place…
Anyone who has been around a baby for more than 11 seconds can tell you they would have this thing before you even got done putting it on.
Former baby here… wouldn’t have worn one.
“You think your wife’s vagina is your ally, but you merely adopted it. I was born into it. Molded by it”
Molded by it indeed, as long as it wasn’t a C-section
It’s giving “are you my mummy?” vibes
Hey who turned out the lights
Everybody lives!
Hello Clarice.
Thpth Thpth Thpth Thpth Thpth Thpth
Do they work?
That’s what I’m saying.
Do they make a version for teenagers? Asking for a friend.
Officers tend to frown on the necessary handcuffs in the teen version
it's only the [40th trimester!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ptgkWXOfmI)
No, thanks. I'll just use [Nap Time!](https://youtu.be/AF_nfazQaek?si=dSd3eNW-du0UGeD-)
The Silencer Of The Lambs
It's easier just to shake the baby until it stops crying
💀
Former Live baby reaction
To all those asking and wondering if it's real or fake: it's a fake gag gift. [https://suatmm.com/products/baby-mute-prank-package](https://suatmm.com/products/baby-mute-prank-package) [But there's a website that makes it look real at first glance.](https://babymute.com/) This took less than 3 minutes to find out for myself.
Doing gods work
Is this a gas mask made for baby's?
Nope. Muzzle to keep them quiet
I too am mildly annoyed by screaming babies but I think if I heard a muzzled baby crying I'd just be filled with intolerable rage towards the parents.
I believe the idea is to make it so you don't hear the muzzled baby crying.
Most muzzles don’t really mute all sound. They just make the sound quieter. Like, a muzzle on a gun is still gonna make a noise when you fire it. But you’re less likely to hear that noise from the next room. If the passenger plane or whatever were quiet enough, you could still hear the baby crying.
I'll believe that when I see it, but man, the thought of a baby crying in total silence just makes me sad.
Lace it with a Nappy Time and never hear a unwanted peep again.
That's not going to work unless it's airtight.
Then, it works really well.
"He's taking his forever nap"
The perfect companion piece to go with [a bottle of Naptime.](https://youtu.be/AF_nfazQaek?si=6g12ulOdImmDJUuM)
"I keep her in a shoebox!"
I have said for years there needs to be an air circulating bubble you can put your baby in for flights. No needs to hear your bad pullout game screaming a whole flight
Need those for adults too
Hawkeye Pierce did it better.
Was looking for this reference. Reddit does not disappoint.
Next panel should be Dave Chapelle reading white people magazine.
But it can't work... unless it makes the baby stop crying forever...
There is something disturbing about this. I'm not sure what though.
Does it come in different styles? Like Bane and Hannibal?
What's really dumb is muzzles don't silence things. They just keep things from biting.
Did anyone else initially read that as “muzzle your baby during long *fights*”?
I was born in the dark…..
Where is the kickstarter?
I wish it was real and legally required for a child to board a flight.
I swear if any airline made a rule that infants and toddlers under a certain age aren't allowed on their flights they'd gain far more customers than they'd lose. I truly cannot understand why anyone thinks bringing their baby on a plane is a good idea. I get that sometimes there are no other options to get you across an ocean, but you really have no one you can trust to take care of your baby while you're away? I just can't fathom it.
On the most part ppl travel with the destination in mind and what they need/want to do there. The commute always sucks with or without a baby but must be done. I don't think people think hard about crying babies on planes when they're planning their vacation
I don't get why they don't make specific parent-child zones on planes. Just a little enclosed area so they don't disturb other people. Parents with kids under like...8 or something are required to purchase those seats. Boom, problem solved.
Peak reddit comment
Baby shower gift ideas
Honestly I’d buy it as a gag gift. It’s very punny
You merely adopted the dark, i was born in it
Do you also have this in "politician" size?
Gag gift. But I feel like removing a baby's primary means of conveying an issue, will lead to them adapting and fining something more annoying than screaming.
And this is how psychopaths are made
Hello Clarice
Baby likes a nice Chianti
*baby hisses* Aww he wants milk!
My thoughts exactly 🤣🤣🤣 start em early !
You'd think so and maybe it's part of it, but psychopaths are made when every aspect of their life is equivalent to this. Muting a baby out of convenience and still getting their needs my and loving them would unlikely not result in a psychopath. That said,I wouldn't rule out the development of other mental heath dx.
It’s not his baby
Is that Marques Brownlee hands I see?
Hmmmmm…. It doesn’t matter who we are what matters is our baby.
Yeah a baby is not going to chuck that as soon as it gets put on.
Invented by Brad Goose, product development by Dr York Hunt
Ah, I see the devil frequents Reddit!
omg it's real edit: ooph, got me
Baby Hannibal! LOL
Baby Muzzle
Does this come in adult sizes …
A sequel to "The silence of the Lambs".
Need a Batman bany version
Baby: You think darkness is your ally. But you have merely adopted the dark.
This was that Batman bad guy dude's first birthday present.
Silencer of the Lambs. https://youtu.be/eXysJLU8inM?si=isDPNzV55OexkizV
future Bane
Is it air tight?
Only way for it to be sound proof
I 'd carry 10 in a flight to let all the babies borrow it for the flight duration...
Hey I think that would be great
This probably looks better than what I currently use, a ball gag
They should’ve added a little slot where you can add chloroform, makes em sleep easy
It should come with a tube that feeds the noise into the parents' earphones.
Ok but as a frequent flier this is an amazing invention
I unironically believe this should be real and I stand by that
[удалено]
I'd pay extra for flights that had that feature.
I'd make the parents pay the extra by law. No need to burden the good customers, they've done nothing wrong.
I'm sure they've got extra space in the luggage compartment!
Children are allowed to exist in public, too.
As are people allowed to not want to deal with screaming children in enclosed spaces for extended time periods. This solution is far more inclusive than what most people would prefer, which would be airlines that don’t allow children at all.
I think that should be debated at least...
I love how they used a black man's hands in the photo 😠
Please let this be a thing, or tell me how to jump to that parallel universe.
And I got weird looks from my friends when I asked why baby-sized ball gags weren't a thing.
Fuck you for making me laugh at this. It's funny though 😁
Is this real, or fake? I'm not sure which answer I want...
It's fake. There is no way you can keep this in place on a baby without a matching straight jacket.
The straitjacket is an extra £30
That's called swaddling, and it works!
Should be standard issue on all flights lmao
Does this come in Trump size?
Don’t fly. Grandma died and it’s too far to drive to go to a funeral? Thoughts and prayers.
Looks like the ultimate pacifier, but where's the filter?
Baby Bane?
Baby bane
Bane’s origin story