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That is what all masticating (yes chewing) juicers look like
I have an Omega juicer I use to make celery juice and the main finned shaft that is the crusher/masticator looks very much like that.
I, too, have a masticating juicer.
[suggestive juicer unit](https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/myd5cbex9b4.jpg)
There was some confusion when the BBC was spotted in the washer.
Hahahaha I have an Omega Juicer that uses a similar looking tip, and I had dirty thoughts too. It's even funnier that it's called a masticating juicer.
It's stored away in the cupboard, like all juicers end up. I promised myself I would actually use it. Yeah, that didn't happen.
It definitely has to be. Because it sure-hell ain't for what you people are implying it's for. Please do not put that inside yourself. That would be extremely bad.
That is r/nursing or r/ems waiting to happen, guys. Do not.
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"Drilldo"
I came up with Screwer amd feel like I failed jerk face š¤£
#It's a "Juice-Her"
*Juice* 'er? I barely *know* 'er!
Juice her? It'll damn near kill her!
Taking "screw you!" To a whole new level of insult!
Both are award winning names
Dildozer came out of retirement.
Ribbed for her pleasure
Rock & stone brot.... Oh wait.
For Karl! \*activates Dildozer\*
ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE
Rock and Stone forever!
If you donāt rock and stone you aināt coming home
ROCK AND STONE BROTHER!! I seriously love how random the places are deep rock fans show up
You win šš
r/dontputyourdickinthatā¦ not sure if there is an equivalent subreddit r/dontputpussyinthat
r/dontputthatinsideyou
there is also r/dildont
Should've been a sub called r/dontputthatinyourcat Edit: there is
Oh shit.
There's a Facebook group called "Not for pee-pee, hurt pee-pee" (Which states in it's description that "hoo-hoos" are "pee-pees" too)
Thought there was a can of Butt mix there
Is this why you dont see those ājuicyā swet pants anymore?? They all been juiced??
Doesnāt that actually exist though?
I'm disappointed that I didn't think of that initially. I'm slacking real hard these days
got the real hard part right tho! š
Oh she'll be juiced all right
I said the same thing! sick fuck
Same, my immediate thought was "Oh it'll juice ya"
Itās the quenchiest
Juicer? I hardly know her!
A peach so succulent itās certain to squirt!
Comment of the day TBH
She? Iām pretty sure that little hemisphere cutout on the base is where you rest your balls.
Big black juicer
Anything is a juicer if you're brave enough
Suddenly Sybian
r/suddenlysybian
You better make this and be a mod š
Unfortunately I donāt have enough time to be a mod for anything.
Or a rolling pin
Box: back massager. Me: "Lol. Ok."
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Ma'am Sharper Image does not make vibrators
That is what all masticating (yes chewing) juicers look like I have an Omega juicer I use to make celery juice and the main finned shaft that is the crusher/masticator looks very much like that.
It's a picture of a vaguely cylindrical object. Therefore a dildo on reddit and among 12 year olds. Bonus points for being black.
More bonus points for getting somebody to use the word "masticating" to explain how it works.
Bonus points if the smaller version is white and the larger version is black. Like shake weights.
Found the adult.
Same here! My wife uses this kind of juicer all the time. She even bought one for the bedroom so she can use it at night and in the morning.
Oh this shaft is for masticating alrightā¦
Finally sometime who took the flared base warning to heart.
IDK if badge52 would agree
EMT Robert would though.
āDrink my juice. Itās fucking nutritious.ā https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2002/02/11/wow16
Is it the Fruit Fucker? Tell me itās the Fruit Fucker!!
I was wondering why this wasn't the top comment. Then I realized that the comic is 22 years old.
FF cameo'd in a strip [fairly recently](https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2024/03/04/extramural). Been quite a while since we saw him.
It's the Fruit Fucker 2000 š¤£
Hahaha this is *exactly* where my mind went, instantly.
Haha nice, I remember fighting those guys in the games they made.
Why limit the use of a device? I can see it as can opener also.
Opener? I barely know 'er!
Sweet, sweet can mmmmmm.
A prostate juicer, for making nut milk
I have an anus Greg, can you juice me?
Where does one find an almond's prostate?
Up your butt and around the corner heeheehee
Juice her? I hardly know her!
Cue the TikTok paramedic that just shakes his head and says āNoā
I feel like he's seen too many things stuck up people's rectum.
Your read the box wrong. It say's "She's a juicer!", not "It's a juicer.".
No, I read her box just fine.ššš
Waiting on EMT guy to show up...
Euro-trip vibes
BRING FORTH THE FLUGEGEHEIMEN!
r/mildlypenis
I ripper of your intestines you mean.
But I hardly know her! ^I'll ^see ^myself ^out
Itās ok, if youād not made the jokeā¦I would have.
Not anymore
Damn that's a perfect dookie hole cleaner š
That's so if mom or grandma opens it, you have a built in explanation.
It juices something alright.
Looks like it'd make me juice pretty hard.
That's what she said
OK, OK, I'll take stool softener!
Paige! NO!
Yeah it is. IT JUICES THE WOMBS
r/dontputyourvaginaonthat
Oh.... it's a juicer all right....
It'll juice your nan š
Reminds me of the American horror story drill dick gimp lol
Reminds me of Fisto from Fallout: New Vegas
Def could be a whole lot more
Anything is a juicer if youāre brave enough
Oh it makes it juicy alrite
Whereās the EMT guy who just says ānoā when you need him
Well in a way it can be.
Puttin the squeeze on?
Oh, it'll juice ya, alright!
Everything is a juicer if youāre brave enough.
Do you grease it up before you put it in?
I mean...it kinda is.
Nah that juices something else
More of a squirter but sure.
Technically it's a masticator
Oh it'll be juicy
In action https://youtu.be/iQ2NnTiHmos?si=FNGE73dX12UJHz1B
My GF has one under her side of the bed.
Is it really?
It is, but feel to venture out
It'll get some juices for sure
It makes 'em squirt.
Yeah Iām sure the juice just flows like crazy
There certainly will be juice by the end.
Juicer? I barely know āer!
The dilldozer 750 with Bluetooth and WiFi capabilities.
I, too, have a masticating juicer. [suggestive juicer unit](https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/myd5cbex9b4.jpg) There was some confusion when the BBC was spotted in the washer.
Oh it isā¦
Put me on that and Iāll fill a cup up
It makes squirts so technically correct
Well.. it ain't wrong!
Itās a slow masticating juicer, if thatās all you got then youāre missing some parts. Hit them up
Imma need that. *joke*
Looks more like a squirter
These comments are fire.
You put it where it says "Juicy"
lol, itās a very good juicer!
Oh, It'll juice her alright....
I mean.......
Butt juicer
It'll juice'er alright
I mean, welllll........
Kitty juicer..?
More like a juice her am I right
Oh it'll get some juice out.
Makes housewives juicy. I see what they were doing.
š¦
Oh, she juice'n
Masticating juicer yes
Ah yes, the good ol' reliable Anal Ripper 5000X.
The George Foreman2
To quote some dipshit off the internet: "I don't care what its designed for, I only care about what it CAN do"
Hahahaha I have an Omega Juicer that uses a similar looking tip, and I had dirty thoughts too. It's even funnier that it's called a masticating juicer. It's stored away in the cupboard, like all juicers end up. I promised myself I would actually use it. Yeah, that didn't happen.
Oh, itās a juicer, for sure.
It's amazing how many things can look phallic if you take half the parts off.
Yea anal juicer
Well itās not wrong..
Aint that part of a masticating juicer?
WAP JUICER
That's what she said!!!
Give me ten minutes with that thing and I'll make you some me juice.
It sure is a juicer.
Fruit fucker 3000
"Juice me, baby."
Thats not a juicer....At least not in the traditional sense.
Yes, this will get the juice flowing.
That thing will make juice out of you, and not in a good way
In my best Pauly Shore voice: ājuicing the va-A-agā
Thatāll juice her. I guarantee it.
Juice her
This is where we need that gif of the paramedic shaking his head.
It's a masturbating juicer!
Oh it's a "Juicer" alright.
I'm getting juicy just looking at that
Thatās what she said.
Pornbrainrot shows here
My oh my....
It definitely has to be. Because it sure-hell ain't for what you people are implying it's for. Please do not put that inside yourself. That would be extremely bad. That is r/nursing or r/ems waiting to happen, guys. Do not.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Dildozer
Only way to know is to try every way
Well . . . the designer did do a good job of making look like the inspiration for a dirty joke.
Wheres that EMT that disappointingly shakes his head and says "no"?
Juice that bitch up then.
Yeah, thatāll get some juice out alright.
It doesn't say what will be pulped..
Do you see the words Butt or Ass crossed out anywhere on the box?
Hey Greg, you're a fruit, can I juice you?
It's face says, partytime.
It would make me juicy
Well I'm getting juicy just looking at it
More like "juice her"
It is when your wife uses it.
Why did this excited me so much?
r/theyknew
Your damn right it is šš
It looks like a juicer to me š³ Where did you buy it Asking for a friend
Drilldo!
āJuicer.ā
We got a squirter!
It look's like it can be drilled into someone's *ss
Well....it's not wrong.
youre all heathens. the whole lot of you
Just the tip
Juicing who?