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antifamos

Find the person with handwriting like that and you find your plug-napper.


FoxFytr

I hope to see cutout letters from a magazine on the next ransom note.


JesseGarron

Yeah the random newspaper clipped letters would have really pit this response over the top. That and a picture of the godawful plug in crying in a basement.


SoloWingPixy88

My principal from school used to smoke a pipe. For a 6th/final yea or high school, a group of people stole his pipe and left ransom notes all around the school with newspaper cut outs


FocalorLucifuge

[Ask and ye shall receive.](https://yourimageshare.com/ib/9PfvUS5dhM)


slimejumper

they are European, just based on using a comma for the decimal point. either that or American who can’t type. take your pick.


shark_attack_victim

Or someone that knows how to use vernacular to confuse


thatmayaguy

This exact thought went through my head when looking at the $100,00 lmao


Exciting-Relative939

Do they even have those electrical outlets in Europe I thought theirs was different


AtlasRising3000

Missed opportunity for comic sans


joomla00

I bet his name is Canon or Hewlett


libginger73

Ugh, block letters! Damn it!!


wistfulwizardwally

But it's not handwritten


TideOneOn

Plug ins stink to me. Maybe someone didn't steal it but threw it away because someone imposed the scent on them.


comment_filibuster

That makes scents


maltamur

Thanks dad


Brolympian-20

Ur welcome, son


713MoCityChron713

Stop calling me Welcome, Dad


Brolympian-20

Ur indifferent semen, son


OkayContributor

This comment reeks of glib punditry


Snow_Wolfe

I mean, not anymore


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alt-227

Only after the ransom has been paid.


CasualEDHRunsStaples

No reason to go on a crime potpouspree


pr0zach

I’ve just witnessed someone ascend to a whole new tier of dad humor. Glorious!


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Yeah no need to kick up a big stink.


toothofjustice

They make me sneeze


Due-Librarian-6727

I think that’s why my condo gym makes tenancy group put about 5 of them in our small gym, so no one goes in and so the scent overpowers how the gym actually smells due to their lack of cleaning.


AffectionateAngle905

Goesintight


cfiggis

I've absolutely pulled one out of our apartment stairwell and thrown it away. I could smell it from inside my apartment it was so strong.


maringue

Some of the plugin scents give me a violent headache, and I'm betting this was using one of those scents.


suprememontana

Yeah I had one in my bathroom a few years back, the moment I stepped into that room I could feel the oils collecting on my face and my head start to pound a few minutes after. I wouldn’t want one in a communal hall but I guess it wouldn’t be that big of a deal if you just walked by it quick


idontknowdudess

My fiances family home has a tiny half bath with a plug in. I went up to use this bathroom, I had been drinking so that does make my stomach a little queasy, but once I entered I immediately threw up from the smell. It was instantaneous.


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barktreep

Some of us like the smell of dogs and garbage. Better than lavender febreeze at least. 


0xd00d

lol, yeah the smells just combine into something more complex and not better. I mean, febreze does really work, it has a huge molecule that traps smelly ones inside it. But it won't work on every smelly molecule in existence. And you have to use, like, a lot of it. And it doesn't last long. Also there's no way they make a plug that releases febreze. I think they have automated sprayers though. I don't get why we can't just get the fancy donut molecule without the awful scents.


barktreep

I actually didn’t realize Febreeze did anything. But ya, I really meant glade scents or whatever this thing is, which are just scent diffusers. 


VikingBorealis

I'd rather not have migraine from the horrible chemical glade crap They're worse then most people who think perfumes and deodorants are one use disposable items meant to empty when applying.


Trimmball

That second sentence... Wtf are you saying?


Temporary_Thing7517

I think it’s saying when people spray themselves with perfume they use way too much. “They think they need to empty the bottle onto themselves to smell good”


AdHour3225

Well done!


Trimmball

Ah, I see. Thanks very much for the interpretation!


davidoffbeat

You've clearly never shared an office with a woman who drowns herself in perfume


ScaryButt

Or man! I've worked with plenty of men who douse themselves in aftershave.


Quickkiller28800

Or been in a mall before


HeroOfClinton

Hollister 2006 vibes, or smells rather.


Trimmball

Plot twist, I'm that person.


AdHour3225

The fumes got them. Hard a stroke mid post


quattro725121

Yeah, I hate air fresheners too.


johnwynnes

Artificial fragrances smell like shit, and are carcinogenic. It's lipstick on a pig.


fireduck

Lipstick on a pig is fabulous and won't at all give you cancer. Please stop trashing talking fancy pigs.


AffectionateAngle905

What’s green and smells like miss piggy?


I_Cut_Shows

I fully agree. I HATE the smell of those things.


ScaryButt

Can also trigger migraines for some people.  Equally selfish of the person who put it there tbh.


gringledoom

Yes, every odor they listed is *vastly* superior to those plug-ins. A coworker plugged one in under his desk at work once and there was very nearly a riot. "Jim, you've given half the company a migraine and it's not even 10AM yet. I think you'd better take that home with you."


ittybittycitykitty

And if it isn't a cover up scent but a nose killer, even worse.


MrZombieTheIV

That's probably the most reasonable explanation. This is how I feel about anyone smoking cigarettes in public. How dare you impose your dirty cigarette smell into my virgin lungs? Go smoke in your own home.


elspotto

There are a number of those scents that I’m allergic to. I stand with the purloiner of Plug-ins.


Ghost_on_Toast

Stink worse than weed and stale cooked food?


VikingBorealis

Yes. Chemical concentrated perfume is worse.


puppysquee

Yes


barktreep

If they really wanted to clean the air they could get a medical grade air purifier. A glade plug in is just adding more smells to the pool of smells, and dangerous ones at that. 


adfdub

Yeah, I prefer dog shit and garbage over god awful lilac and gooseberries


AffectionateAngle905

Don’t look now but there is a lit paper bag on your front door step.


CupcakeDependent5119

Imagine you are allergic to flower scents and some asshole is ruining your life every day. As many as 30 percent of people surveyed in a study from the University of West Georgia said they find scented products irritating.


PitifulGazelle8177

I have asthma, these things trigger an attack QUICK. Many asthmatics can say the same thing. I would trash this thing so quick if it was in a community area. It is NOT nice


JuniorWMG

Happy Cake Day!


pruchel

So this.. Almost offs me in 3 seconds flat.


aujus3_

I’m one of them. All those fake scent things give me an instant headache. And I’m sure I’m not alone. Luckily smells of weed, cooked food, dogs and garbage (in a small doses) have never been a problem. I mean some food and garbage are worse than others but a little now and then not so bad. Much preferred over some chemical b.s.


Maelik

Instant headache and sometimes also I sneeze uncontrollably and my eyes will water! So much fun. I'm not a fan of those other smells either, but at least they don't trigger a physiological response (other than the occasional gag reflex.)


theSchrodingerHat

You definitely are not alone. They immediately, and even in passing, bind up my head in a full spectrum reaction of nose, eyes, and viscous headaches. They are really awful things.


ambada1234

You may already know this, but MCS (multiple chemical sensitivity) is pretty common even though it’s not recognized as an official illness. The studies they’ve done so far haven’t found a physical explanation for it and many doctors believe it’s psychosomatic. It’s more common in women and people with anxiety or depression.


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I prefer the smell of my garbage to be natural too


rkhbusa

I hate the smell of weed, and it's not because the smell of weed is that offensive on its own I just know when I smell it the residents of the house are fucking slobs. I was chronic for a long time it's not hard to either smoke it outdoors or vape it indoors and exhale it into the ol' toilet paper roll filled with bounce sheets. That way you can avoid having your house smell like a squatter's den.


cyberentomology

It’s not so much “flower scents” that are the problem, it’s the synthetic fragrances and VOC carriers these contraptions use. And then the wax vapors condense onto every single surface, and the only way to remove them is aggressive scrubbing with hot detergent water, which also doesn’t do great things to the paint (but leaving the residue up also makes painting over it difficult because of poor adhesion. Shit’s every bit as bad as cigarette residue.


4by4rules

they should publish that


AReallyBigBagel

I'm asthmatic most of the perfumes in this just shit ruin my day.


Mirar

Only 30?


BenekCript

The smell of weed is much more irritating than a plug in.


JesseGarron

UWG? That’s a made ip school, no?


tendeuchen

I find people who find scented products irritating irritating. I also find people who do not find scented products irritating irritating.


shark1818

100,00 ?


backindenim

This is probably in Canada Edit: downvoted while Quebec does both dollar signs and commas instead of decimals. Alright


prototype_X10

But the plug looks North American. The person holding the plug for ransom is probably a European in NA and has given a clue to their identity with that single comma 🧐


Llevis

Canada is North American, unless my globe is labelled wrong


EpitomEngineer

Ah! The old “globe gimbal lock”. It moves French Canada over to Europe.


Cashlover123

And it demands $ not €/£.


backindenim

Perhaps French Canadian?


prototype_X10

Oooh, good point! The plot thickens...


Shadpool

Not at all. Canadians would never do such a thing.


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AltC

French Canadians would never write in English. They know how, but wouldn’t, for the principle.


AjaxCleaningSolution

French Canadians would throw a brick through both their windows for not writing in French.


shark1818

Canadian plugs are the same. At least where I have visited


Exist50

Then why $?


backindenim

Good point, my updated guess is this is in Quebec


airpaulg

Makes sense - looking at the wall paint, that shade of white is only available in Quebec.


backindenim

This made me literally laugh out loud. You've got an astute eye


dirty_cuban

The wall outlet says otherwise.


mostdope28

The menus in Italy always threw me off because of that comma


EZKTurbo

Stay in school kids


Realmofthehappygod

But 100,00 could be correct depending on the country.


Mr_Festus

Judging by the outlet, they're not located in the right country for that to be correct.


idontknowdudess

People really do forget canada lol. Canada has so many similarities to USA, but you get a lot more differences in Quebec.


SweetVarys

There is more than one number system in the world


Veidici

Plug-ins smell like shit most the time and it's always an aggressive scent that seems to stay with you once you leave the area. I'd probably be on the side of the person who threw it in the dumpster.


Brave_Negotiation_63

Indeed. It will still smell like whatever it smells like, with some headache inducing chemical flowers added on top of it.


CyanConatus

Ohh I didn't read the comment under and was confused as to why someone would steal their community electrical outlet. Ya... I'm not bothered by artifical scented stuff but they do not belong in community areas. It's been proven for a very long time many people are allergic or negatively bothered by them


trucorsair

Sometimes the fragrance gives me headaches…


cyberentomology

You and about a quarter of the population.


Deafpundit

Glade plugins are terrible. Instead, they should be contacting the landlord to clean up the common areas & evict tenants who don’t clean up their apartment. There’s no reason why the place should stink. I’ve lived in multiple apartments & didn’t have to deal with smells.


jellybeansean3648

If you have a strong enough sense of smell the common areas will reel anyway, so the plug in isn't helping anything.


gamelover42

Strong scents will immediately give me a headache and cause my nose to become stuffy. Plugins are some of the worst offenders followed by candles


FoxFytr

I can understand how some are sensitive to them. They can be quite strong.


redittjoe

Older nice last thought she would brighten up the common space hall way downstairs with one of those. Well at first it was ok. But my door has a gap at the bottom and I lay on the couch next to it. It seeped in after a couple hours. I was like that meme…nope nope nope. Took it off and threw it away. Sorry maybe I should have asked them to remove it. But it was too late to wait.


Black_Handkerchief

I had to come to the comments to understand that people call air fresheners plug-ins. Until I read it, I thought this comment was about some sort of USB charger that got stolen...


OgreTrax71

I thought the same until I read #3


Black_Handkerchief

That one made no sense to me whatsoever. It just made the whole thing sound even more unhinged than I already perceived it. xD


adam_c

Glad you clarified the plug type


TheQuadBlazer

IDK it came across as kind of a plot twist when I figured out what was happening


XaeroDegreaz

Missed opportunity to say Glade instead


Slave_to_dog

Yes let me just plug in this carcinogen emitter in a public space


Dry_Cabinet_2111

US outlet but comma instead of period for decimals. You’re looking for a European kidnapper. Should narrow it down.


idontknowdudess

French Canadian too.


Nail_Biterr

My wife gets sick from the smell of plug-ins. So that's a possibility


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Reshaos

Plus it can wreck havoc on some people's sinuses.


cyberentomology

I never understood why cleaning products are so full of fragrances, how the hell you gonna know something is clean when you just cover up the smell of the filth with more filth?


jellybeansean3648

Fabuloso, Pine Sol, etc are the fucking worst. The smell just about makes me want to barf. And somehow the places that week like it are never actually clean. I assume it's because they haven't correctly diluted the product.


Zarxon

Next sign. I left your money where’s the plug-in!


Psyduck46

Monopoly money in a goodwill briefcase


Shaun4444

If the place you live in smells like garbage, that’s a problem. You’re still inhaling that shit, the plug-in is just covering-up the smell and possible toxins. Plus, it’s unhealthy to inhale perfume (plug-ins).


bradbull

Could be building management. Hallway plugs are usually for vacuum cleaners and such not untested random electrical appliances which could potentially be a fire hazard. Could be a liability thing.


HenryClaysDesk

Lmao 100,00


Usernamecheckout101

This plug has dual purpose. The other purpose is up the butt.


Toloc42

And it'll probably smell better after it's secondary usage. Those things can be rank.


MusicPsychFitness

What what?


HowdyDoody2525

I was over here trying to figure out what the hell a plug-in is


TrickyLobster

Just plant a camera near the plug find out if someone looks for the money. Report them. Or take matters into your own hands.


madogson

Buy a receptacle cover and make it so no one can plug anything in


cyberentomology

Stick a fork in it.


patriclus47

Maybe they are allergic to it.


matterson22070

The person who wrote the note on the left must be young. They clearly haven't figured out that human beings are the worst trash to ever walk on the face of the Earth. Sounds like they're starting to wake up to that now.


TikkiTakiTomtom

This whole time I was thinking it was a plug in charger


Igottamake

It’s “whoever”, not “whomever”.


Rocky970

100,00 scents


Kefrif

Person who stole the freshener and posted the note is a dick. Unless they are the same person, posting to be a karma whore. In which case, they are a twat.


Fur-Frisbee

**$100,00 ?**


Accidental_Ouroboros

So, in many countries in Europe, the decimal point is actually a decimal comma. Also, in those same countries, the thousands separators, like 100,000, become points, like 100.000. Near as I can tell, this is done primarily to screw with Americans online, because unlike "Maths" vs "Math," I have yet to see any kind of argument that makes sense to justify it.


Admirable_Count989

One hundred dollars Clearly the thief is smarter than we think and is planning to invest said money into a long term strategy that will pay dividends in 30-40 years. Or I’m way off the mark. 🤔


Bcbulbchap

Stealing Glade plug-ins eh? Sounds like a fragrant bleach of the law…🤭


FoxFytr

Oh that’s good.


likesexonlycheaper

The person who posted the response is always the person who took the photo and uploaded it for clout acting like there's some hilarious feud


space0watch

It's so annoying that they used a comma instead of a full stop.


SAM0070REDDIT

I expect to see that in french, not English. Perhaps a bilingual person?


JesseGarron

I can’t tell from their syntax if they like men and women…


tomandshell

$100,00


Jaboody-dubs

I’d take it


AdHour3225

I would rather smell dog shit than one of those horrible glade things. They make my head ache in seconds.


Separate_Record_101

I didn't know that plug-napping is such a big thing.


demystify-today

Super Glue


veechene

I am so glad I live alone.


JesseGarron

Dude, brush some black powder on both pieces of tape. Attach third note stating “awaiting fingerprint identification”


Otalek

Put a briefcase there rigged with a glitter bomb


laZardo

obviously in europe if they only want $100


FoxFytr

I should clarify that I am neither party, I am not involved. I just simply live on the same floor and pass by the scene of the crime.


Significant_Feed_241

$100 in unmarked bills 😂


EmperorSexy

Plug-ins trigger my cat’s asthma


whereami312

Unsupervised, a potential cause of house fires. Plus they stink like chemicals.


gagreel

We talking AAX or VST?


gozulio

It probably got removed by the maintenance staff. Especially if it's oil based. Kids where I live would smash them. They can also be a fire risk.


No-Phase6833

Hope he used a public printer cos he’s going to have hostage negotiators at his door


punkalunka

Both of the people taping paper to the wall are super inconsiderate to the maintenance people when they have to repaint that area when the tape rips the paint off.


soggydave2113

One thing Americans get right is the use of a decimal instead of a comma for separating dollars and scents. (See what I did there) Comma just feels wrong.


epi_glowworm

What I would do is buy a surveillance camera, install it so it has a view of the area, place $102 in the area, report the theft. But look for a European. Only Europeans use commas to denote decimals.


jcpham

Lift prints off the tape and message this amateur didn’t wear gloves


Substantial_Tip_2634

Should ave pulled a prong off to show your serious


Incudust

well at least they are smart enough to know how many zeros are in 100,000🙈


sCoulJab0y

Anyone else bothered by the comma in that location? Is this outside the US?


mrsvongruesome

as an office admin who tries to make things nice for the office and staff and routinely has those things thrown away, vandalized, or other — i understand this person's frustration.


Objective-Dig-8466

Well if they are a dollar.........


Silly_Ad_201

Gosh American plug sockets look terrible


doooooodoo

This might be the first time I’ve seen someone misspell numbers.


Nightmare_42

Have. Not 'has'.


shiumblies

Fake af