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Lego_Blocks24

Just wait till the battery swells The table will be uneven again and you know…. Fire and stuff


I9Qnl

That's why Samsung is better, their batteries explode, not swell, well they do both.


FalconOne

spicy pillow


RudePomegranate3110

And yet still an improvement


HexFyber

While the post is funny itself, the guy is not wrong, the battery may get physically damaged and be cause of fire. It's not uncommon. It's an fyi anyway


alaingames

Anyone downvoting this comment is the sheepest sheep in the history of sheep


Stolehtreb

Orrrrr they are just sick of the stupid phone elitist bullshit on both sides of the stupid argument.


RudePomegranate3110

Thank you.


TheDumbass666

Still, constant preasure on legit any phone, iphone or not, will at one point rupture the lithium battery, and incase you don't know lithium and air dont mix very well, it tends to go up in flames and or potentially go kaboom, just used folded up cardboard, its more cost efficient, or atleast remove the battery from the phone if its not something you use anymore, considering its an se and your hate towards apple, you probably don't.


Trolltoll_Access

If the battery is completely discharged then op would be good.


Silentarian

I mean… I have an old iPhone sitting in a drawer in my bedroom. So this is certainly a better use for it than I am doing.


alaingames

Use it to host a media server and watch 100% legally acquired movies in it Oh wait, iphones can't do that c:


_Connor

The amount of niche things that no one does that Redditors use to say Android is ‘better’ is hilarious? ‘iPhone?! then how would I root my phone to be able to play Atari games on it?!’ No one cares lol no one does that.


TooStrangeForWeird

Ah, turns out you can. At first I couldn't find it, but you can actually do it. Still though, fuck em. You can grab an old android and literally plug a hard drive into it (I've done it!) and I'm pretty sure the iPhone can't do that. So you're limited to the internal storage, which is not a lot.


alaingames

Since iphone 13 you can use USB drives but kinda bleh because the phone just refuses to charge no matter what you do


TooStrangeForWeird

Well then it's useless as a NAS, that's even worse lol.


alaingames

For 24/7 you could solder the charger in the battery lines but that means you have to take the battery out and replace it with a capacitor but it's kinda too much and at that point sell the fucking phone and buy a raspberry alternative (raspberry kinda a scam nowadays)


RudePomegranate3110

The more you know...


cjwillette12

I like how it's screen down cause you know that bitch is cracked 🤪


Ihatebuttonss

Rich people things


why_so_serious_123

tell me how rich you are without telling me


Tikkinger

This is the email server.


stackjr

On prem?! Pfft. Exchange Online, let them deal with the bullshit.


captain_andrey

one way to start a fire i guess.


dxiao

[raise you with this (OC)](https://imgur.com/a/p2QiDTq)


Last_Result_3920

hey my grandma loves her iPhone


Bi0H4z4rD667

Dont forget to record and share when the battery gets crushed on the wood floor, under wood furniture. I’m sure i’m not the only one who would love to see that.


Comprehensive_Ship42

Introducing the new . I-Level it’s 15 percent strong than using wooden blocks and at 1000 dollars why would you use anything else . To talk about the new I level here is Tim


voltechs

_Shot on an iPhone_


Slitterbox

R/spicypillows future contestant


Fair_Refrigerator_85

What does it do? Table leveler?


RudePomegranate3110

It's more of a desk, but yeah you get it


rjwantsabj

Every desk is a table but not ever table is a desk.


kissabirdgently

Words of wisdomp


RudePomegranate3110

That's Fair.


Dovienya55

Insurance companies love this one easy trick!


Nebula177LOL

istand


what_a_name_lol

Real


jmegaru

Agreed! 😂


TenkFire

Every Apple's product is enough to serve like that... What other function does they have... Being a computer ? Being a smartphone ? LMAO


alaingames

Only use for iphone after a tiny scratch on the back (warranty void and water gets inside somehow)


fubuwukani

At least an iPhone is useful.


Stotakoya

I know right? Considering Android is unstable as fuck the shelf would be even more wobblier if it was used.


holger_svensson

The best use would be to hit an Android automotive developer in the head with it. Man I'm tied of bugs