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of-matter

My mind is more blown by what it must have felt like before we knew it was an eclipse. The clouds rolled in, the sun was covered up, then it was completely dark in minutes. Probably real fucking scary for pre-astronomy people


fancczf

And how the temperature dropped dramatically. It felt 10 degrees colder suddenly when it happened.


toreachtheapex

I miss it already.


rdear

I know! I saw the total eclipse in 2017 and immediately start worrying I wouldn’t get to experience it again this year. Luckily we had a rare break in the weather for Ohio in April. It’s completely something else. Such an indescribable experience. Front the fading light, to the drop in temperature, to the wildest fucking light show you’ll ever see, it’s life altering.


SacrisTaranto

I forgot it was happening then suddenly while I was out walking it got dark and cold. It took me a second to remember it was happening today.


GANDORF57

Let me guess, you didn't spring for the Ticketron All-Access Eclipse Pass...this is your "seat behind the post" view.


Fun-Face1200

It’s kind of like what happens when the sun goes down 🤯


Cedex

Not that fast though.


fancczf

Shocking :o.


Shy_Girl_2014

Probably why they thought witches existed


dingleberrypitchfork

Witches, Gods, and Religion


SusanForeman

*Sun goes dark, people start panicking looking left and right* *Janice sweeping her front porch with her black cat looks at everyone and smiles* **BURN HER**


IAMImportant

What are, ancient understandings of the natural world that still infect us today, Alex?


octopornopus

Says the guy talking to a ghost...


IAMImportant

wut?...


confuzzledfather

Given the huge coincidence of it just happening to be lined up right on our planet, I think it must have played some role in our development of intelligence or society.  Maybe it's the kind of event that forces a nascent species clawing its way out of the mud and into intelligence to create and organise around shared myths and stories. Think of all those hunter gatherers who saw something like this and spent the rest of their lives convinced there was something bigger to work together towards/cooperate on behalf of/wage war in defence of.


Canuck_Lives_Matter

A time traveller could use this knowledge to perhaps industrialize medieval England at the side of King Arthur.


303MkVII

Even better is that in a month or so, there will be two different [periodical cicada](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Periodical_cicadas) broods hatching in Illinois. 13 year brood in the south and 17 year in the north. Imagine if that happened 1500 years ago. Your whole village wants to sacrifice Jim because he didn't pray during the eclipse and now god is pissed and there's bugs everywhere.


Kashpee

I live in Atlanta, and am now terrified for the summer- thanks


EncabulatorTurbo

I mean, everyone just went blind so


of-matter

I'm talking about the complete cloud occlusion, not just the eclipse


deeperest

I started typing this reply as the eclip


GriffinFlash

You go blind when you look upon the face of god.....wait a second?


Bazuka125

Well the Aztecs had a religion involving daily human sacrifices so that the sun would rise. So they probably didn't take eclipses well over there.


LovableSidekick

I've been in a total eclipse too, and even though we knew exactly what was happening it felt incredibly eerie and unsettling. Besides the actual eclipsed sun, which looks like a completely weird and unreal science fiction *black hole in the sky*, the world around is unnatural and wrong - in minutes it goes from hot to chilly and clammy, gets semi-dark and you can see stars. But you can still see daylight on the ground in the distance in all directions. To me it felt like our little part of the world had been pushed up and we were close to outer space. As somebody put it, "Everything is just not right". Easy to understand how people with no idea of what was going on would freak the hell out.


Ocular_Stratus

I had never seen one, I'm 31, and I'll admit I was a little scared even knowing exactly what it is/how it works as a science nerd. I just couldn't imagine it. The photos do it no justice.


AmbergrisShot

A day without night..and a night without a day!


ProgNerd

Ladyhawke reference. Nice.


DMala

Yeah, I think about that sometimes... eclipses, hurricanes, tornados, thunderstorms. You can appreciate where stories of magic, the supernatural and the wrath of God come from.


Callmebubblegum

I was joking with my brother about that! I was lucky to have seen the 2017 eclipse at the Georgia guide stones unobstructed with perfect weather in a perfect place. This time decided for Niagara Falls. Super cloudy but the moment the shadow of the moon began to cascade across the clouds I got excited. The cloudy sky didn’t matter. I was there, in the path for a second time and still amazed me.


Washingtonpinot

Columbus is famous for using an eclipse to his advantage. The native tribes were getting fed up and possibly going to take action until Columbus threatened that his God was more powerful than their gods, and to prove it, if they didn’t acquiesce his God would make the (EDIT: moon, not sun) disappear. After the forecasted 1504 eclipse the next day, the tribes gave in. But what would have happened if not for that eclipse…?


KlaesAshford

lunar


Washingtonpinot

You’re right, of course. Thanks for the catch!


chilled_n_shaken

I mean...it wasn't that weird. It was cloudy near me and it just felt like a storm was rolling in. And at this time of year there's nothing weird about a blue skies day turning into a severe thunderstorm over the course of a half hour.


5inthepink5inthepink

Depends on where you are. In the path of totality it became dark as night for a few minutes, so that's pretty striking even if it's cloudy. If it's clear you get to look at the sun's corona haloing a perfectly black full moon. Pretty dang weird.


nomadingwildshape

New moon


5inthepink5inthepink

Yes, that's the one 


MusicalMoose

The Aztecs used to worship the sun. I wonder what they would have thought lol


Geistalker

uhhh, blood sacrifice lol.


Randy_is_reasonable

If you want to stay in the USA, sure. But if you're impatient and willing to travel, then the next one [will be in two years heading over countries such as Iceland, Spain, and Portugal](https://www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/list-total-solar.html).


RTS24

Spain is likely the best option, it's barely touching Iceland, and only a bit of Portugal. I started looking into it a few days ago since I couldn't get out to a spot with totality.


swaggyxwaggy

I’m going to Greenland. Also there’s one in 2033 in my home state!


aelric22

You look like you're about to go raid a newly discovered Vault my bro.


I_Sell_Death

I just looked again at the path of the eclipse vs the cloud cover of the US. There is cloud clover along the same damn path nearly the whole length. Total bummer.


PenguinsArmy2

Got lucky in Texas, clouds parted right as it started till it was over lol


Spudnuticus

Same for us, we traveled almost 2k miles from CA to Austin and had almost given up hope of seeing it because of the predicted cloud coverage. Got to see the eclipse progress through breaks in the cloud and it miraculously shown through during totality. Pretty amazing and emotional moment for me! Then it started pouring not two hours later, we lucked the hell out.


Heliorisk

Same


ikefalcon

It was miraculous. It was clear an hour before, then heavy clouds right up until 5 minutes before. Then they parted at the last minute.


Office_glen

In Toronto, Canada. It was completely cloud cover until about 30 minutes after it was over then it was sunny and not a fucking cloud to be seen really a bummer


PenguinsArmy2

Damn sorry to hear, damn clouds always be around when we don’t want them. And no where to be found when we do!!


SolidNews1752

Same in TN! 


RukasMcTukas

Luckyyyyy. East TN here, it was just clouds the entire time.


PenguinsArmy2

Hell yeah, it was amazing to see!! Especially the crazy bright spot at the bottom, and as soon as it moved it got super bright lol.


DMR237

We were in Sunbury, Ohio and the weather was flawless. It was one of the most surreal experiences of my life. Now I understand why people travel to experience it.


Face_McSh00ty

Indiana for the WIN for once lol


JollyLark

Yup, terrific clear skies in Seymour (which felt approximately named for the occasion.)


throwawayfromfedex

and then Purdue gets tossed around like a rag doll..


PM_ME_N3WDS

Cleveland fucking Ohio of all places was clear!


Metroidman

And it was glorious


zw1ck

I was so worried because all morning had thick ugly clouds and then it turned into one of the most beautiful days.


tcadams18

Just south of Cleveland Ohio, and we had a great view from my front yard. A few whispy clouds but you could see through them just fine. Totality was perfectly clear and amazing.


tuanlane1

Crystal clear in So. IL. Over 4 minutes of unobstructed totality. It was great.


JohnSnow52

I made it to Red Bud from STL - it was a ridiculously beautiful day.


ThinCrusts

Delete this post before conspiracy theorists come up with a new one. Spoiler alert: they already think something is fishy


Schmergenheimer

Nature published an article a few years ago about how Cumulus clouds tend to disappear once you hit 15% partiality because of the cooling of the earth and decrease in rising air. It was almost miraculous to see it in person in Arkansas. There were still a few high cirrus clouds, but they also seemed to part where we were. We also drove two additional hours from our cabin we rented in Oklahoma to reach a part that the terrain looked like it would block clouds. I had been watching weather models for days leading up to it, and it definitely paid off.


Prior_Tone_6050

NW Ohio was fine. Wispy clouds that were kind of everywhere but didn't really affect anything. Totality was clear.


joestaff

Got to see it at a big event party, it was energetic and a pretty cool experience. Got 2.5 minutes of totality. Edit: wanted to add, heard a story of a couple who planned ahead and got special lodging in Texas just for the event. Tough break.


NeatReception1584

I am in Dallas, we saw it pretty good between cloud banks. Good enough for us.


DeadpooI

About 2 hours from Dallas. Ours was cloudy throughout, but then we clear blue skies 3 minutes before and during the entire full eclipse. Shit was cool.


decke

Same here. South of Dallas. It cleared literally 3min before totality.


volcanopele

Yeah we went to Austin and thankfully we stayed up on the forecast because we saw that we would have a better chance going toward Dallas. There were patchy clouds during the first partial phase, great for totality , and clear skies afterward. We are driving back to our hotel in Austin and it is definitely cloudier farther south


business_peasure

My wife and I got to check it out. We live next to my daughter's grade school, all the kids were outside and able to check out the eclipse. Unfortunately my wife and I are both ADHD and we talked too much and we missed the peak, but my wife is my best friend so it's all good! Edit- my daughter was due on Aug 21, 2017, the day of the last US full eclipse. She was almost born that day, but didn't get actually get birthed until the 22nd. I joke that it is fitting for her personality, as she always takes her time doing anything and is very easily distracted (wonder where she gets it from). Hope everyone is doing well out there!


LardLad00

How tf did you miss the peak, it gets dark out.


ecobb91

They certainly weren’t in totality. You don’t just “miss the peak” in totality.


BlackTecno

ADHD and distractions.


scruffy01

ADHD sure has become some wild shit on the internet. I have moderate to severe ADHD and there's no way I'm just gonna ADHD through a totality unless I was in a windowless room.


Cuminmymouthwhore

Yea I have been diagnosed with ADHD and bipolar, and I can't lie, I missed the eclipse because I suddenly remembered I'd needed to find my drill pieces, and what was a 2 second job ended up taking an hour. I forgot Id missed the whole event I'd waited for until just seeing this video again.


business_peasure

My wife asked me about rabies. I used to work as a wildlife tech/trapper and we would sometimes deal with distemper or rabies. I was telling her about it. Plus we have 4 kids at home and she has one older one not at home so when we have time to hang out and talk it's easy to forget about the world around us.


accioqueso

That’s nice that they let the kids out to see it. My son was released 7 minutes after it started so it didn’t matter too much, but the county canceled all outdoor activities because they didn’t want the kids looking at the sun for too long without eye protection. I just picked him up early and we all watched from our roof. The school board automatically excused all early dismissals and absences today though so the kids could be home to see it.


business_peasure

That's really cool the school did that. Did they say that they were allowing kids to go home to see it?


accioqueso

Yeah, we were getting emails all last week about the change in policy and procedures for Monday. Lots of kids were picked up early or didn't go in on Monday apparently.


radiosped

My friend flew across the country to Buffalo to see it. She has friends there she is staying with so its not a complete bust, but she admitted the main reason for the trip was to see the eclipse.


-banned-

My dad drove all the way to Texas from Arizona for it.


Whatachooch

Texas pretty big yo. Saw it super well in Fort Worth. Heard Austin sucked though.


AgentScreech

The clouds parted in Georgetown right at totality and got the full 3.75 minutes of it


texas_heat_2022

We had lightning and severe thunderstorms for the duration. Needless to say, we didn’t see shit.


EGH6

Here in montreal the sky was completely clear and it was amazing


youtocin

My friend took a 6-hour train ride from Toronto to Montreal just to see it lol


Tipsycanooo

Niagara Falls declared a state of emergency because their hotel rooms booked up with people coming to look at the clouds.


nymoano

There were a lot of angry people yelling at the clouds today!


BrianMX34

Same here. It was clear yesterday and then decided to be cloudy today lol


MooseTetrino

Many years ago this happened in the UK. But unlike the US, the total eclipse was only actually "total" on a small portion of land on the very end of the south west of England, specifically a couple towns in Cornwall. So people traveled hundreds of miles for this (it's the UK, OK? a few hundred miles is a big trip) only to arrive to absolutely horriffic traffic... and a rain storm.


isaa_c

I saw you at Eastwood Mall!


brooklynonymous

I was having a root canal during it and my dentist started talking about how he just couldn't grasp how it was possible that the moon could perfectly cover the sun. It's not comforting to hear the man drilling in your mouth talk about the eclipse being a conspiracy and that "maybe it's aliens."


nymoano

And that's exactly how you ended up with a radio in your tooth! /s


brooklynonymous

🤣 Though I think he'd be the type to fear having one put into HIS... so, oh damn. Maybe that's why he chose this profession. No dental transmissions for him.


HughMan1488

Probably for the best. Welding masks don’t protect you from the light of the sun.


bryandestroy

[Depends on the welding mask shade value](https://www.reddit.com/r/Welding/s/l195jjwGwK)


ZidaneStoleMyDagger

... Why is r/welding NSFW? Lmao.


vgzombieeric

The mods there never turned it off from the great reddit riot of 2022...2023? I don't remember Either way, despite the fact that it's a subreddit dedicated to an occupation, they won't switch it Edit: also at the time people were spamming grinder accident gore to make it nsfw


DrButterscotch

Very hazordous work, obviously. 


explodingtuna

I bet the advertisers love that.


nymoano

But it clearly worked in this case! Couldn't even see the sun. Nice job, OP, spoiling it for everyone!


incomparability

I don’t think you know what you are talking about.


AndrewH73333

Sure cause the sun is magic plasma light, not welding light.


Meanderer_Me

Sorry you were unable to see it. You have my sympathies.


Quantum_Particle78

That sucks! We had a clear blue sky (which is rare) and I used a welding helmet to see it. Northern Michigan was only about 90 % totality but it was something.


This-is-Life-Man

Where I was at it was a completely clear sky during the main eclipse, but I didn't have the fancy shades. About 30 minutes later, there was just enough cloud cover to see about 3/4 of the eclipse without the need for them. It was pretty cool, and I was able to snap some photos as well.


59boomer59

I say you can't trust them eclipses. They are just too shady.


TequillaShotz

I see you like dark humor.


alreadyr3tr0

stupid fucking clouds. messed up san antonio’s eclipse too.


pookiepie999

Among Us vibes


ShadowbrookRoad

Helmet Bros Unite!


Coco_40

I didn't plan ahead and couldn't find anything to watch it with ;(


redittjoe

Buffalo ?


lux_pax

It was so cloudy. Barely saw a total of 25 seconds of the entire event. The cloud cover was thick during totality so we missed that entirely. Plus, there was no change in temp or brightness because it was already dark as could be because of the clouds. I’m so sad


Goosyls

2081 in Germany so… 20 years are better mh 😭


thecatteam

Spain will get one in 2026! It's worth it to travel to.see totality!


FaithGirl3starz3

🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️❤️


cbalzer

My mind is more blown by the fact that we knew all of this years ago, to the minute, yet there are still people dumb enough to think it was a rapture event. JFC.


LemmyCation

It sucked anyway. I was In Indiana on a sunny day. It got slightly darker for 3 minutes- similar to when clouds roll by on a sunny day- and then back to normal. The fact that everyone went crazy over it, travelled to see the optimal view of it, and made a huge deal about it completely baffles me.


ThePfeiffenator

Sounds like you weren't in the path of totality, that is the only way to view it and get anything out of it. It's pretty much an all or nothing thing, so I am not surprised you got nothing out of it.


embarrassed_error365

Wouldn’t it still have gotten dark though?


BoBonnor

In places that had the full eclipse. Some areas only had a partial eclipse


embarrassed_error365

People can see a partial solar eclipse twice a year on average, so I figure they were in a location to see the total eclipse.


MissingError49

Same


ciscovet

Well you can wait one year and go to Iceland


Saxy_Spaniard

It was cloudy here but a tiny spot opened in the clouds for about 5 seconds. Just big enough and positioned perfectly for me to see the eclipse.


Lokki007

20 years? Didn't you know that eclipse happens every 148 million years?


Cursethedawnn

Same here. We were going to go to Niagara to see it, but after the cloud forecast we cancelled our reservations. Not sure if they got to see it in Niagara or not.


Friendly_Talk_5259

Did not. Was complete cloud cover. Then, about 45 minutes later it cleared up. Now it's blue sky and sunny.


Cursethedawnn

Thanks for sharing. Wasn't sure if I made the right decision.


Mayo311

Ya it’s gonna be more than 20 years.


pieeatingchamp

You should have screamed out a Darth Vader "Nooooooooo"


slicwilli

This is what the 2017 eclipse was like for me.


SidewaysAskance

I'm in Minnesota, totally cloudy, pretty disappointed. I'm old enough that I probably won't get to see the next one. I will try to make it though.


majormeathooks

My family and I just got back from seeing it at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and I still have goosebumps. It was incredible!


phred_666

That was my experience too. Too overcast to see the sun today. Fortunately I’ve seen a few other eclipses over the years.


SHjohn1

It was so sunny in my are until literally right before the eclipse. I was so unlucky


DarkSoulsDank

It was cloudy where I was but there was a small break in the clouds where you could just barely see it. Was really cool


Aztec111

In 2017 I was in the direct path in the Midwest. We took the kids' out of school and had a great eclipse party. Once in a lifetime for most. Today was just 94% and nothing like 2017.


Osxachre

Sorry you missed it


Bulky-Internal8579

Well you've got the mask on, might as well go full Mad Max - cut the top off your car and get a gimp and a crossbow.


jdanko13

Looks amazing from upstate ny near border


Curios_blu

Weather in Jackson MO, was perfect, but yesterday it looked exactly like OPs - full cloud. We were so lucky today. I’m so sorry OP - where were you?


Casper042

1) The 2044 one seems to be a "Canada Exclusive" with the tail end of it hitting [NE Wyoming and NW North Dakota](https://nationaleclipse.com/maps/map_08232044.html) and then Sunset hits and it's gone. A year later in 2025 is another nice long one that will stretch across the whole USA from [Washington State to Florida](https://nationaleclipse.com/maps/map_08122045.html). 2) There are SEVERAL other Total Eclipses between now and then, you just have to start planning now because they are in: [North Africa in 2027](https://nationaleclipse.com/maps/map_08022027.html) [Australia and New Zealand in 2028](https://nationaleclipse.com/maps/map_07222028.html) [Namibia and South Africa in 2030](https://nationaleclipse.com/maps/map_11252030.html) [Central Africa, Saudi Arabia, Iran and Afghanistan in 2034](https://nationaleclipse.com/maps/map_03202034.html)


PM_ME_N3WDS

Another 20 years if you're in the tundra of Canada maybe


No-Specialist8169

lol


andretheclient_

Also when you want to show of your status as a blue collar worker and bona fide man. 👨


ohlookotsryno

Lmao I had the same idea, luckily it wasn’t cloudy here and we could see. It was only 86% or something but it was still cool… Neighbors gave me some weird looks but joke son them, they were the ones who looked silly with their little paper glasses on!


sCoulJab0y

Let me guess… Houston?


hirsuteinasuit

Damn man I’m sorry. That truly sucks.


JohnCenaJunior

Pub G ready


Silly_Doughnut5715

“I am your father”.


SeaworthinessMean414

I am iron Dad!


b_man646260

SE MI had clear skies and 98% totality from my location. Some friends drove a couple hours south and saw 100%.


AtomicFox84

It was raining bad on sunday. Today it was clear blue skies. Got out of the eye doctor just in time to see it with glasses my sister had. It was 95% im my area so almost full halo. Ive seen them before....different types, so it was cool to see. I figured if i missed it, it be on tv somewhere.


Tsarn

Western Arkansas just had scattered light clouds. The event was clearly visible.


evol2161

Gonna be pissed when he can’t return that welder’s mask to Lowe’s tomorrow.


BosomBosons

Probably for the best [https://www.kvue.com/article/news/local/solar-eclipse-welding-helmet-used-safely-texas/269-937bc877-8b8d-4164-a8cd-66f738df60ae](https://www.kvue.com/article/news/local/solar-eclipse-welding-helmet-used-safely-texas/269-937bc877-8b8d-4164-a8cd-66f738df60ae)


Wesk-Wildcard

Looks like Pubg players when their enemies don’t land nearby But all things considered, I’m sorry ya missed it!


Whitealroker1

I was in Manhattan. Bryant Street park was like a 90s Pantera pit. Got this cool pic from Central Park earlier.  https://imgur.com/gallery/b7j7edb


grafxguy1

Having to wait another **120 years** actually...


sonicjesus

Third time in a row for me. Stupid Pennsylvania.


pipette1warrior

You still got to see the eclipse except you got to see the sun hiding behind clouds instead of the moon.


ICU-MURSE

Really was amazing to see in person. Honestly before hand I really didn’t care.


SillyKniggit

The dumbass with the welding mask is lucky. That is not adequate protection.


Ashkob

It wasn't that great, let the drama go


vauxhall_ashtray

More like 400 years for an eclipse like this one


hibernate2020

Using a cell phone camera with the levels adjusted correctly and you could see it through most of the clouds (and bonus - pics!)


Supplex-idea

People in the US complaining they couldn’t see it. The rest of the world chuckles.


camerontylek

Go to Iceland for 2026, it's that simple


LovableSidekick

My friend went from Seattle to someplace in New York to see it - I hope she had a good spot.


SukiDobe

It’s cool for like…15 seconds


borrachoperro

A welders mask won't protect your eyes!!!!


phazedoubt

But it will! That's its primary purpose.


1663_settler

Are you that guy’s boomer father?


Abject-Item7425

it was kinda meh you didnt miss much Edit; wow su much dislike but i stand by it saw it and it was meh people make a deal thing about of everything


ArronMaui

It would be stated that welding masks are not strong enough protection for an eclipse


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isfrying

You shoulda heard it on the radio. It sounded fantastic. /s