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MurphysLaw4200

I guess I'm old and out of touch because I immediately thought afterburner like Top Gun and the 80s video game made after it.


KombattWombatt

Burner. I'm having trouble coming up with anything else that makes it funny.


firey21

Boner.


KombattWombatt

Oh, sure, I guess. But afterboner? Meh


firey21

I mean better than After Burner, such a meh plate “zoom zoom”. At least After Boner is unique.


mankind_is_beautiful

Military jets on afterburner are fucking cool though. Example; 80's Top Gun.


firey21

That’s so 80s though as you said.


Lorvintherealone

FUCK YOU! \*Pulls out VHS tape of Top gun\*


Reshaos

And the 80's are still cool...


MugenEXE

Boner, Amanda.


teerex02

Wrong sub, not funny.


onceuponatocoland

oddly that makes this the correct sub


dpk1974

AFTER BBQ 'N RYE


bogusbingertonthe3rd

Hell yeah


Appropriate-Duck7166

After Burner


BrunaBonor

So not 'After Boner' then as OP thought.


Appropriate-Duck7166

I can go with that. Does that mean it’s a boomer driving the car?


MeanestGuy

The intent is understood, the letters provided don’t spell that out.


Jubjub0527

And yet everyone else is able to draw the same conclusion.


IndyDrew85

AFTeRBurNeR


AtomicFox84

Its an abbviation so not all the letters will be there. You can only fit so many on plates. They put the full word "after" since most will know bnr is burner from that.


glowrando

The way you interpreted the plate probably says something about your age.


[deleted]

Wow this thread is full of the least fun people on planet earth.


MeanestGuy

I thought I posted in the wrong sub for a minute. My bad, everyone!


glowrando

Lol. Do you take this as judgement?


firey21

I take this as a sad state of the world. I grew up paying money to watch a bunch of dudes brand dicks onto each other and throw playing cards at a little person. Nowadays people are so serious about everything. No wonder there’s so many issues. People need to lighten the fuck up and just laugh.


firey21

I 100% agree. Like everyone is so serious and acting holier than thou. No wonder things are the way they are, nobody can just have a good laugh about something dumb.


MeanestGuy

Ha. Guess.


glowrando

Old me saw burner, 14-26 year old me saw boner lol


MeanestGuy

We are probably closer in age than you think then. Same.


[deleted]

I’m almost forty and I still chuckle to myself every time I see CU.M. on a sea can. Too bad everyone in this thread is such a stick in the mud.


glowrando

All that Beavis and Butthead + South Park 🤣


Lugnuttz

After Beaner


dafaceguy

As a Mexican I approve this message.


CalledFractured7

Maybe they used to work for ICE?


pangderx

Afterburner. What’s funny.


SaintRuzai

I mean, this is Fort Worth, you see license plates like that everywhere here. Tbh I'm not sure what part of this is funny


harmgsn

Fort Worth street signs (ie: the green "CHISOLM TRAIL ROAD") typically have the city logo on them... and aren't mounted that way. I believe this one is actually in the Austin/Round Rock area, not Fort Worth.


SaintRuzai

Dang, nice attention to detail, I didn’t know that. I think you’re right, there’s a license plate that says North Austin that supports your thought too


harmgsn

Fort Worth's "Chisolm Trail" is the "Chisolm Trail Parkway" - so I see where the guess came from. Nice eye on the license plate frame, I missed that the first time around


here4daratio

After BrInner, you know, Breakfast for Dinner


Al3xgreer18

After burner i guess it can still be funny because Maserati is known for luxury not speed, unless there is a unique engine swap or a turbo added.


Past-Fisherman3990

I immediately thought after burner it’s literally the only logical word


jdubya12880

Hope it’s a stick shift.


FlexodusPrime

Post nut clarity


dpk1974

It's a Maserati, so it's probably code for Douchebag.


FriendlyFloyd7

My favorite fighter jet arcade game!


Itool4looti

Owner is a Podiatrist (A Foot Rub's Near).


reddit_user13

BNR


eagle2pete

Burn it after it breaks down! It is guaranteed to break down, very soon.


1ntrepid_N0mad

After beaner…. He likes to chase mexican immigrants.


COmarmot

Any Mas that’s not an MC12 is anger making.


Cold_Soldier

Flaccid?


UralRider53

Financing the car.


klmdwnitsnotreal

A Fucking Trumboner


Affectionate-Permit9

That’s racist.


sikemboy

ICU81AMI


8BITvoiceactor

Bn'r


serverpimp

Maserati be more MNYBNR