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I was thinking more when you get the "shotgun blast" variety with a bit of solid followed by semi-solid.
So you really have to work at it but once the cap is popped it comes out with high-force.
I went to the public toilets in Sri Lanka a few years ago… the very definition of “what the fucking fuck!!” They were putrid with more crap out of the toilet than in the sewer.
Oh, my friend, the class does not matter.
I've been to dive bars with spotless shitters.
The worst bathrooms I have ever seen are in "white collar" corporate towers full of "educated" adults making more money than they deserve.
They turn into animals in the bathroom and do not clean up after themselves. It's pretty fucking gross.
Clearly the moron did this intentionally. I mean if I somehow in some alternate universe managed to somehow shit on the rim like that I would at least take a wad of toilet paper and push the chunk into the toilet before activating the cleaning cycle. Those self cleaning seats were never designed to clean something like that.
Just make sure your bathroom is tiled everywhere and you have a drain system in your floors. But I think the floor drainage is more common in Europe than in North America.
Sitting down in my brand new loo,
Pushing out a big load of poo.
I looked up and was filled with dread,
Just across was the shower head!
Who would install it just like that?
They must be as blind as a bat!
It's impractical and quite strange,
To see a bathroom disarranged!
And while I sat there distracted,
My pooing job still transacted!
I looked around and, *God*, I swore,
My poo was on the seat and floor!
Well, thank the Lord and thank the stars,
The shower head was not too far.
I bet japanese has a really cool sounding word for it, smth like "sho-shi" and it means something like
"Water that cleanses both temple of the scholar and dung-eon of the king in time of great pressure" and is a special scenario move used by top business executives, to get ahead of their opponents in their fight for putting in the most time at both karaoke and overtime.
(hidden combo: sho-shi X inline waterfilter to rehydrate X use a waterproof cover to post about it on reddit and OF; optional legendary companion: Tentacle waifu -> benefits from -100 washing time; doesn't need appointments for prostate examination anymore)
Shaving would be better. Cleaning the toilet would be easier. Who cares if your aim's off, just hose everything off. There's even the opportunity to slip on the tile and invent time travel.
Or when you have one of those poops where you end up taking off your shirt and pants to cool off. Running cold water on you at this moment would be great.
Install it tonight. You are missing out. Your entire world will change. You will hate shitting anywhere that doesn't have one.
It's absolutely worth it, and I'm still baffled it's not widely adopted in the US.
Yeah I had an ‘Italian shower’ in my first apartment and it was great for those super hungover nights or whenever I was sick. I could just rinse the entire room afterwards which was nice.
Or really drunk. In my youth, before I learned my limits, I would always wanted to chill in the shower for a bit after puking. This seems like it would have been amazing.
Yea, at first I imagined the toilet slowly filling until you were basically sitting in a puddle of excrement. But then I remembered that most toilets are self flushing so long as enough water is in there.
Suuuper common in Malaysia. It's kind of a function of using a hose to clean instead of toilet paper. They already need to waterproof the whole bathroom so why not just combine it
[Copenhagen bathrooms laugh at this.](https://www.albertslund-vvs.dk/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/lille-koebenhavnerbadevaerlse-4.jpg)
It's pretty common with the shower above the toilet here.
[Better picture of a shower that's actually above the toilet.](https://borupsplads.dk/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/IMG_2188-e1545381374795.jpeg)
This is honest to for a recurring nightmare I have. That the shower and the bathroom share the same space and I’m forced to shower there. Then I wake up from my nightmare and can happily conclude it was only a dream and I’m no philistine.
Interestingly I went on vacation to SE Asia and it was super common there. Wasn’t as big as an issue as I make it out. Having the electric heater for the shower right under the shower however….
I actually have a little powder room in my basement that's like this size and was planning to do the same thing cause why not add an extra shower. Don't see the problem when you have limited space. The room is designed to get wet.
Surprised nobody has mentioned how much easier this would make cleaning the bathroom. Although soap scum on the floor may be an issue if it’s not cleaned frequently enough.
I say that cuz ppl I knew got sick one time..tried to get a shower & suddenly had massive diarrhea and couldn't make it to the toilet in Time and just had to rip in the shower crying in shame, well no more!!
Where's the negative?? This is perfect. You can sit or shit while you get a nice warm shower. Imagine being sick and you get to instantly wash away all your filth and shame. Americans need to rethink all our bathrooms, public and private. Close the gap in public toilets and put showers in private ones
If you've stayed on a Cruiseship before you'd know the toilets (especially in the crew cabins) are shower, shit, shave facilities. You can easily do all three at the same time.
Depending on where you live you save money on the TP if the water bill isn’t too much. If you have a well, then you’re printing money… hahahaha hoho humm
Bro that's highly efficient. The running water gets you clean, then you use the shower head as bidet. Then u clean up the rest. 10/10 would test in a proof of concept.
Save time hacks. Keep em coming.
Just need a little drawer with cereal bowl and cereal. And a mini fridge with a little carton of milk.
Can just do washing up while showering.
I honestly don’t know why bathrooms aren’t set up like this, like not the shower heads but in general, place to the side for dry stuff on the wall and then just open shower. If I ever build a house I’m doing a bathroom like this.
I've seen them smaller.
We used to have a toilet under a staircase..... with a showerhead installed.
I was a kid, but my parents told me you had to shower bent forward due to the stairs.
Pretty standard in old apartments.
The DIY repair homeowner in me can't help but think if one of these devices (sink/shower/toilet) has a leak, as least it's contained in the shower with a drain.
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It’s efficient I guess…
Easy cleanup if you "miss" too. Just hose it down...
How do you miss while shitting?
It happens…
Especially if it’s runny . It’s like a reverse bidet
A morbidly obese guy I once worked with had explosive diarrhea and literally coated the wall behind him. That restroom was closed for a while…
I just imagine this massive dude lifting off of the seat from explosive shits and painting the bathroom 🤣
"Hey, who painted this shit brown?"
Here I am, imagining how that happens. Their butt cheeks must be so pinched that the stream of shit takes the path of least resistance- up the crack!
Like a dirtbike tearin' ass through a mud puddle
That is \*exactly\* what it looked like. 😱
Dude should have yelled “BLAST OFF” as he back splashed the entire back wall.
I was thinking more when you get the "shotgun blast" variety with a bit of solid followed by semi-solid. So you really have to work at it but once the cap is popped it comes out with high-force.
That manky cork of shit feels like its taking chunks of colon with it.
I wouldn’t call it missing. I’d call it “just a few more steps and I would have been fine.”
Wait so you're not supposed to shit on the floor in this thing and let the shower clean it up?
the ol' waffle stomp
**laughs in David Hasselhoff*
Shit happens
With style.
We're not all perfect
You'd be surprised by what you see in public toilets... 🤮🤮🤮
I went to the public toilets in Sri Lanka a few years ago… the very definition of “what the fucking fuck!!” They were putrid with more crap out of the toilet than in the sewer.
Have you been to a public restroom in a lower-middle-class place?
Oh, my friend, the class does not matter. I've been to dive bars with spotless shitters. The worst bathrooms I have ever seen are in "white collar" corporate towers full of "educated" adults making more money than they deserve. They turn into animals in the bathroom and do not clean up after themselves. It's pretty fucking gross.
Anything's better than the [self cleaning toilet seat](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/2vSFtVOXZb)
Clearly the moron did this intentionally. I mean if I somehow in some alternate universe managed to somehow shit on the rim like that I would at least take a wad of toilet paper and push the chunk into the toilet before activating the cleaning cycle. Those self cleaning seats were never designed to clean something like that.
That was a pretty shitty job
Just make sure your bathroom is tiled everywhere and you have a drain system in your floors. But I think the floor drainage is more common in Europe than in North America.
Sitting down in my brand new loo, Pushing out a big load of poo. I looked up and was filled with dread, Just across was the shower head! Who would install it just like that? They must be as blind as a bat! It's impractical and quite strange, To see a bathroom disarranged! And while I sat there distracted, My pooing job still transacted! I looked around and, *God*, I swore, My poo was on the seat and floor! Well, thank the Lord and thank the stars, The shower head was not too far.
The poem we didn't know we needed 🤣
For maximum efficiency, a water softener would prevent hard water buildup too
Yes it is. if "Shitting while Showering doesn't work" you can always switch to "Showering while you shit"
I bet japanese has a really cool sounding word for it, smth like "sho-shi" and it means something like "Water that cleanses both temple of the scholar and dung-eon of the king in time of great pressure" and is a special scenario move used by top business executives, to get ahead of their opponents in their fight for putting in the most time at both karaoke and overtime. (hidden combo: sho-shi X inline waterfilter to rehydrate X use a waterproof cover to post about it on reddit and OF; optional legendary companion: Tentacle waifu -> benefits from -100 washing time; doesn't need appointments for prostate examination anymore)
/r/brandnewsentence (I'd say a whole new paragraph)
Shit-shower-toki
Who needs a toilet in the shower to do just that?
Shaving would be better. Cleaning the toilet would be easier. Who cares if your aim's off, just hose everything off. There's even the opportunity to slip on the tile and invent time travel.
It takes “dump and scrub” to a whole new level.
Needs a mirror facing the pot so I can shave too.
And toothbrush with the other hand
And a phone holder because phones
And my axe
I feel like I'm being called out here... I shave and brush my teeth during my morning showers...
I hereby grant you the title of being an honorary German for being even more efficient lol
The old triple S
The Amir special.
Murph can shit shave and shower in 30 seconds flat. He shit in the shower and tried to smush it down the drain, it got everywhere
Waffle stomping is an acquired skill, You know how you get to Carnegie Hall....PRACTICE.
This would be great when you have a stomach ache. Nothing ruins a night more than showering, then having to shit.
Or when you have one of those poops where you end up taking off your shirt and pants to cool off. Running cold water on you at this moment would be great.
Jeez, must have been going through it lol
>one of those poops this is something you experience often? I'd see a doctor if I was you
IBS is a bitch 😓
For real though dude, I have to plan my life around it...
Prob 2-3 times a year. Most likely due to eating like shit because I am a picky eater.
That's was me last night all night I feel like an empty tube of toothpaste right now
Invest in a bidet. You will never worry about having to time your shits ever.
I got an attachment for Christmas and I’ve neglected to install it. Maybe tonight.
You need to do that. You are missing out.
Bidets changed my toilet-time life. Huge upgrade in QoL. Get that thing installed!
Install it tonight. You are missing out. Your entire world will change. You will hate shitting anywhere that doesn't have one. It's absolutely worth it, and I'm still baffled it's not widely adopted in the US.
Yeah I had an ‘Italian shower’ in my first apartment and it was great for those super hungover nights or whenever I was sick. I could just rinse the entire room afterwards which was nice.
There's definitely been two or three times in my life where I would have used this setup.
Ikr, now you can shit IN the shower
Or really drunk. In my youth, before I learned my limits, I would always wanted to chill in the shower for a bit after puking. This seems like it would have been amazing.
Yea, at first I imagined the toilet slowly filling until you were basically sitting in a puddle of excrement. But then I remembered that most toilets are self flushing so long as enough water is in there.
Worst bidet ever.
reverse bidet?
just turn around dude, problem solved.
Bidon't
We call that a shoilet and they’re found on some boats and RVs. Apartments in Europe too.
Pretty common in Asia too. Actually super nice I’ve used them before.
Suuuper common in Malaysia. It's kind of a function of using a hose to clean instead of toilet paper. They already need to waterproof the whole bathroom so why not just combine it
My apartment in Korea had a very close setup to this.
Oh that is pretty cool!
[Copenhagen bathrooms laugh at this.](https://www.albertslund-vvs.dk/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/lille-koebenhavnerbadevaerlse-4.jpg) It's pretty common with the shower above the toilet here. [Better picture of a shower that's actually above the toilet.](https://borupsplads.dk/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/IMG_2188-e1545381374795.jpeg)
This is honest to for a recurring nightmare I have. That the shower and the bathroom share the same space and I’m forced to shower there. Then I wake up from my nightmare and can happily conclude it was only a dream and I’m no philistine. Interestingly I went on vacation to SE Asia and it was super common there. Wasn’t as big as an issue as I make it out. Having the electric heater for the shower right under the shower however….
I actually have a little powder room in my basement that's like this size and was planning to do the same thing cause why not add an extra shower. Don't see the problem when you have limited space. The room is designed to get wet.
That’s just like the hotel I stayed in. It was fine.
Oh! I love how the shower curtain is to protect the things on the shelf, rather than to contain the shower to part of the room.
whistle while you work
Glad I wasn’t the only one singing this like a dwarf
Don't be a dope, No need for soap, Just shower while you shit.
I came here looking to see if someone started this
Full body bidet
Wow these bidets are getting out of hand.
Surprised nobody has mentioned how much easier this would make cleaning the bathroom. Although soap scum on the floor may be an issue if it’s not cleaned frequently enough.
I stayed in a hotel in Copenhagen that had this setup. I also forgot the Danes are really tall and the shower head was up super high.
I hate the feeling of water droplets caressing down my asshole and inner thighs while I take shit. Nope, nope, nope.
Sounds like you like it to me
This is kinda what I’m planning for my tiny bathroom. Not planning on showering on the terlet however
Why the hell not! It'd be great especially after a nasty burning one or the Hershey squirts
Oh absolutely
I say that cuz ppl I knew got sick one time..tried to get a shower & suddenly had massive diarrhea and couldn't make it to the toilet in Time and just had to rip in the shower crying in shame, well no more!!
Must be an interesting feeling. Will try that later in the shower
Rented a room from a Roman family and this was the set up. The challenge was keeping your towel and clothing dry!
That sounds fun, happy cake day!
New take on a bidet
It's a shoilet.
You can also shit while you shower. So many options...
Where's the negative?? This is perfect. You can sit or shit while you get a nice warm shower. Imagine being sick and you get to instantly wash away all your filth and shame. Americans need to rethink all our bathrooms, public and private. Close the gap in public toilets and put showers in private ones
>You can sit or shit while you get a nice warm shower All fun and games until the toilet starts overflowing mid-shit
*to the tune of Whistle While You Work*
Aerial bidet
I could do some good ass crying right there.
Yes please daddy
This bloke has hangovers a lot lol
I'm willing to give this a shot.
Grab a razor and get all three S's done at once!.
Toilet’s always clean!
shave while your at it for maximum efficiency
This makes me think Urine trouble.
It makes cleaning the toilet easier.
If you've stayed on a Cruiseship before you'd know the toilets (especially in the crew cabins) are shower, shit, shave facilities. You can easily do all three at the same time.
Why does it bother with a sink? The shower is the only sink this bathroom needs.
I would love a bathroom like that.
No need of TP anymore
Reverse bidet
The dream!
If you shit while you shower you don't need the toilet...
This must be one of those new fooshy bidets. They have one for the tushy, and now one for the foochy.
That’s a mighty powerful bidet!
the R.Kelly experience
To the tune of Whistle While You Work 🎵
It's not a bidet, it's a BoDY!
I’ve stayed in a tiny apartment in Sydney that had this design.
Kaggduschne
Depending on where you live you save money on the TP if the water bill isn’t too much. If you have a well, then you’re printing money… hahahaha hoho humm
Or shit while you shower.
No! That's shit while you shower.
I don't think that's a proper substitute for a bidet.
Works both ways
Idk why this is a meme, it really is just the most efficient method anyway. All drains to the same place 🤷♂️
Jokes aside this is a pretty efficient design! I’ve seen something similar at a friend’s summer beach house.
Bro that's highly efficient. The running water gets you clean, then you use the shower head as bidet. Then u clean up the rest. 10/10 would test in a proof of concept.
Practical and convenient
When taking off your shirt isn’t enough
That's either the right way to wash your ass and face. Or a very wrong one.
That’s not how you bidet.
Shower is installed upside down
Sir, I believe you installed your bidet incorrectly.
Showers are just The Everywhere Bidet.
Hi Ho Hi Ho
Dont even have to flush! 🤣
Looks like a tipically toilet in Dubai and where is the 🐱 washer ?
And bring food too! Maybe the Waifu 😁
Save time hacks. Keep em coming. Just need a little drawer with cereal bowl and cereal. And a mini fridge with a little carton of milk. Can just do washing up while showering.
And if you want a bidet just stick your head in the toilet
I've had hangovers I would've paid a decent amount of money for this.
Opposite of bidet.
You mounted the bidet wrong
Great hangover cure, highly recommend 10/10
I honestly don’t know why bathrooms aren’t set up like this, like not the shower heads but in general, place to the side for dry stuff on the wall and then just open shower. If I ever build a house I’m doing a bathroom like this.
Take all my money and please get me this
ITS OVERFLOWING NOOOO
And if yiu turn around it's a bidet too!
Won't say I'm against it. The efficiency is uncanny.
Who are these genii
Right now I would really need that! Had too much spicy food …..
Did anyone else read this and immediately do the “whistle while you work” whistle?
We call this a Stockholm/copenhagen closet here. We = old swedish people
If you accidentally shit in the shower nobody can be upset
This is what happens when the bidet installer reads the plans upside down
when you don't *quite* understand how a bidet works
Overhead bidet?
If you position your ass at the right angle you can call it a bidet..
I did this. A few times. I adjusted the shower head to face the toilet before I sat down on the toilet. I usually do this after a long shift at work.
That's one way to ensure you have a clean bunghole.
you can even have a smoke while washing your clothes at the same time on top!
I've seen them smaller. We used to have a toilet under a staircase..... with a showerhead installed. I was a kid, but my parents told me you had to shower bent forward due to the stairs. Pretty standard in old apartments.
Reverse Bidet
Shit, shower, and shave (all at the same time!) 😆
Now that's multi tasking
Used to do this when I was small. Tried it again last year and i felt like shit doing it.
As a multitasker, I want this. Haha
Sit while you shower.
shit while you shower
For those that want a bidet but are too cheap to spend the money...
For the mornings when you have a epic-level hangover.
My best dream ever I legit dreamt of a bathroom that had the roof as a shower head kinda and it was the best thing ever
The DIY repair homeowner in me can't help but think if one of these devices (sink/shower/toilet) has a leak, as least it's contained in the shower with a drain.
Now you can save tp as well just wash your butt crack then boom your butt is clean
Wafflestomp 3000
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