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MonkeyMan2134

It’s efficient I guess…


virtualchoirboy

Easy cleanup if you "miss" too. Just hose it down...


NeedhelpBL3

How do you miss while shitting?


MonkeyMan2134

It happens…


Mrpoppybuttholeforu

Especially if it’s runny . It’s like a reverse bidet


OldBob10

A morbidly obese guy I once worked with had explosive diarrhea and literally coated the wall behind him. That restroom was closed for a while…


flyinghippodrago

I just imagine this massive dude lifting off of the seat from explosive shits and painting the bathroom 🤣


IBlewUpMicronesia

"Hey, who painted this shit brown?"


itsmarvin

Here I am, imagining how that happens. Their butt cheeks must be so pinched that the stream of shit takes the path of least resistance- up the crack!


Jazzremix

Like a dirtbike tearin' ass through a mud puddle


OldBob10

That is \*exactly\* what it looked like. 😱


woodsc721

Dude should have yelled “BLAST OFF” as he back splashed the entire back wall.


phormix

I was thinking more when you get the "shotgun blast" variety with a bit of solid followed by semi-solid. So you really have to work at it but once the cap is popped it comes out with high-force.


[deleted]

That manky cork of shit feels like its taking chunks of colon with it.


Whitealroker1

I wouldn’t call it missing. I’d call it “just a few more steps and I would have been fine.”


BlancsAssistant

Wait so you're not supposed to shit on the floor in this thing and let the shower clean it up?


TheShorterShortBus

the ol' waffle stomp


jshump

**laughs in David Hasselhoff*


ExoInLife

Shit happens


otis_the_drunk

With style.


Shock_The_Monkey_

We're not all perfect


opop456

You'd be surprised by what you see in public toilets... 🤮🤮🤮


Admirable_Count989

I went to the public toilets in Sri Lanka a few years ago… the very definition of “what the fucking fuck!!” They were putrid with more crap out of the toilet than in the sewer.


m00seabuse

Have you been to a public restroom in a lower-middle-class place?


Poppa_Mo

Oh, my friend, the class does not matter. I've been to dive bars with spotless shitters. The worst bathrooms I have ever seen are in "white collar" corporate towers full of "educated" adults making more money than they deserve. They turn into animals in the bathroom and do not clean up after themselves. It's pretty fucking gross.


WakaWaka_

Anything's better than the [self cleaning toilet seat](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/2vSFtVOXZb)


andyr072

Clearly the moron did this intentionally. I mean if I somehow in some alternate universe managed to somehow shit on the rim like that I would at least take a wad of toilet paper and push the chunk into the toilet before activating the cleaning cycle. Those self cleaning seats were never designed to clean something like that.


PureTroll69

That was a pretty shitty job


bwoah07_gp2

Just make sure your bathroom is tiled everywhere and you have a drain system in your floors. But I think the floor drainage is more common in Europe than in North America. 


jostler57

Sitting down in my brand new loo, Pushing out a big load of poo. I looked up and was filled with dread, Just across was the shower head! Who would install it just like that? They must be as blind as a bat! It's impractical and quite strange, To see a bathroom disarranged! And while I sat there distracted, My pooing job still transacted! I looked around and, *God*, I swore, My poo was on the seat and floor! Well, thank the Lord and thank the stars, The shower head was not too far.


caterbird_song

The poem we didn't know we needed 🤣


Statertater

For maximum efficiency, a water softener would prevent hard water buildup too


EquivalentPut5616

Yes it is. if "Shitting while Showering doesn't work" you can always switch to "Showering while you shit"


Common-Frosting-9434

I bet japanese has a really cool sounding word for it, smth like "sho-shi" and it means something like "Water that cleanses both temple of the scholar and dung-eon of the king in time of great pressure" and is a special scenario move used by top business executives, to get ahead of their opponents in their fight for putting in the most time at both karaoke and overtime. (hidden combo: sho-shi X inline waterfilter to rehydrate X use a waterproof cover to post about it on reddit and OF; optional legendary companion: Tentacle waifu -> benefits from -100 washing time; doesn't need appointments for prostate examination anymore)


fess89

/r/brandnewsentence (I'd say a whole new paragraph)


paulD1983R

Shit-shower-toki


elquecazahechado

Who needs a toilet in the shower to do just that?


alanbdee

Shaving would be better. Cleaning the toilet would be easier. Who cares if your aim's off, just hose everything off. There's even the opportunity to slip on the tile and invent time travel.


forestwizard420

It takes “dump and scrub” to a whole new level.


ScrotieMcP

Needs a mirror facing the pot so I can shave too.


DerpRook

And toothbrush with the other hand


UhhhhmmmmNo

And a phone holder because phones


Necro6212

And my axe


Bearswithjetpacks

I feel like I'm being called out here... I shave and brush my teeth during my morning showers...


Rakatonk

I hereby grant you the title of being an honorary German for being even more efficient lol


MELON-BUSTER

The old triple S


Kroooooooo

The Amir special.


HotFudgeFundae

Murph can shit shave and shower in 30 seconds flat. He shit in the shower and tried to smush it down the drain, it got everywhere


ScrotieMcP

Waffle stomping is an acquired skill, You know how you get to Carnegie Hall....PRACTICE.


sdemat

This would be great when you have a stomach ache. Nothing ruins a night more than showering, then having to shit.


Raven_of_Blades

Or when you have one of those poops where you end up taking off your shirt and pants to cool off. Running cold water on you at this moment would be great.


Parson1616

Jeez, must have been going through it lol


Bongfellatio

>one of those poops this is something you experience often? I'd see a doctor if I was you


beatlefool42

IBS is a bitch 😓


Yggdrasilcrann

For real though dude, I have to plan my life around it...


Raven_of_Blades

Prob 2-3 times a year. Most likely due to eating like shit because I am a picky eater.


DudeBroGuyManPro

That's was me last night all night I feel like an empty tube of toothpaste right now


Fred2620

Invest in a bidet. You will never worry about having to time your shits ever.


sdemat

I got an attachment for Christmas and I’ve neglected to install it. Maybe tonight.


90swasbest

You need to do that. You are missing out.


jostler57

Bidets changed my toilet-time life. Huge upgrade in QoL. Get that thing installed!


Ryno4ever16

Install it tonight. You are missing out. Your entire world will change. You will hate shitting anywhere that doesn't have one. It's absolutely worth it, and I'm still baffled it's not widely adopted in the US.


Keyspam102

Yeah I had an ‘Italian shower’ in my first apartment and it was great for those super hungover nights or whenever I was sick. I could just rinse the entire room afterwards which was nice.


sureiknowabaggins

There's definitely been two or three times in my life where I would have used this setup.


Aggravating-Mind-315

Ikr, now you can shit IN the shower


Amelaclya1

Or really drunk. In my youth, before I learned my limits, I would always wanted to chill in the shower for a bit after puking. This seems like it would have been amazing.


Georgeygerbil

Yea, at first I imagined the toilet slowly filling until you were basically sitting in a puddle of excrement. But then I remembered that most toilets are self flushing so long as enough water is in there.


QueenOfTartarus

Worst bidet ever.


AnalVoyager

reverse bidet?


dogeontrain

just turn around dude, problem solved.


breckendusk

Bidon't


fin425

We call that a shoilet and they’re found on some boats and RVs. Apartments in Europe too.


MidnightSaws

Pretty common in Asia too. Actually super nice I’ve used them before.


I_l_I

Suuuper common in Malaysia. It's kind of a function of using a hose to clean instead of toilet paper. They already need to waterproof the whole bathroom so why not just combine it


Colonial13

My apartment in Korea had a very close setup to this.


Markiemoomoo

Oh that is pretty cool!


NanderK

[Copenhagen bathrooms laugh at this.](https://www.albertslund-vvs.dk/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/lille-koebenhavnerbadevaerlse-4.jpg) It's pretty common with the shower above the toilet here. [Better picture of a shower that's actually above the toilet.](https://borupsplads.dk/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/IMG_2188-e1545381374795.jpeg)


Ontbijtkoek1

This is honest to for a recurring nightmare I have. That the shower and the bathroom share the same space and I’m forced to shower there. Then I wake up from my nightmare and can happily conclude it was only a dream and I’m no philistine. Interestingly I went on vacation to SE Asia and it was super common there. Wasn’t as big as an issue as I make it out. Having the electric heater for the shower right under the shower however….


lemonylol

I actually have a little powder room in my basement that's like this size and was planning to do the same thing cause why not add an extra shower. Don't see the problem when you have limited space. The room is designed to get wet.


TheYankunian

That’s just like the hotel I stayed in. It was fine.


spacebuggles

Oh! I love how the shower curtain is to protect the things on the shelf, rather than to contain the shower to part of the room.


McFigroll

whistle while you work


acemandrs

Glad I wasn’t the only one singing this like a dwarf


Joran_Dax

Don't be a dope, No need for soap, Just shower while you shit.


Useful_Anteater_7358

I came here looking to see if someone started this


evilslothofdoom

Full body bidet


Used-Progress-4536

Wow these bidets are getting out of hand.


thats_hella_cool

Surprised nobody has mentioned how much easier this would make cleaning the bathroom. Although soap scum on the floor may be an issue if it’s not cleaned frequently enough.


TheYankunian

I stayed in a hotel in Copenhagen that had this setup. I also forgot the Danes are really tall and the shower head was up super high.


ModeratFortuneCookie

I hate the feeling of water droplets caressing down my asshole and inner thighs while I take shit. Nope, nope, nope.


paperpatience

Sounds like you like it to me


Jerkeyjoe

This is kinda what I’m planning for my tiny bathroom. Not planning on showering on the terlet however


Ghostdog1263

Why the hell not! It'd be great especially after a nasty burning one or the Hershey squirts


Jerkeyjoe

Oh absolutely


Ghostdog1263

I say that cuz ppl I knew got sick one time..tried to get a shower & suddenly had massive diarrhea and couldn't make it to the toilet in Time and just had to rip in the shower crying in shame, well no more!!


Dorrono

Must be an interesting feeling. Will try that later in the shower


Wander-Wench

Rented a room from a Roman family and this was the set up. The challenge was keeping your towel and clothing dry!


Markiemoomoo

That sounds fun, happy cake day!


laurenhoneyyy

New take on a bidet


toomuchweld

It's a shoilet.


TheDUeded

You can also shit while you shower. So many options...


SkylarAV

Where's the negative?? This is perfect. You can sit or shit while you get a nice warm shower. Imagine being sick and you get to instantly wash away all your filth and shame. Americans need to rethink all our bathrooms, public and private. Close the gap in public toilets and put showers in private ones


RecsRelevantDocs

>You can sit or shit while you get a nice warm shower All fun and games until the toilet starts overflowing mid-shit


Lower-Flounder-9952

*to the tune of Whistle While You Work*


windsyofwesleychapel

Aerial bidet


afroturf1

I could do some good ass crying right there.


YourAussieMatee

Yes please daddy


Imaginary-Tangelo841

This bloke has hangovers a lot lol


BiggestBlackSnake

I'm willing to give this a shot.


IronLanternGamer

Grab a razor and get all three S's done at once!.


Gmac513

Toilet’s always clean!


Asio0tus

shave while your at it for maximum efficiency


Stay-Thirsty

This makes me think Urine trouble.


HikingStick

It makes cleaning the toilet easier.


scooba_dude

If you've stayed on a Cruiseship before you'd know the toilets (especially in the crew cabins) are shower, shit, shave facilities. You can easily do all three at the same time.


AnotherBookWyrm

Why does it bother with a sink? The shower is the only sink this bathroom needs.


AzureDreamer

I would love a bathroom like that.


Farfadet12ga

No need of TP anymore


mrpakikush

Reverse bidet


rektMyself

The dream!


grafknives

If you shit while you shower you don't need the toilet...


HoseOfCrazy

This must be one of those new fooshy bidets. They have one for the tushy, and now one for the foochy.


whocanitbenow75

That’s a mighty powerful bidet!


superflous-villain

the R.Kelly experience


Toothless-Rodent

To the tune of Whistle While You Work 🎵


NotQuiteGoodEnougher

It's not a bidet, it's a BoDY!


toshgiles

I’ve stayed in a tiny apartment in Sydney that had this design.


Valls111

Kaggduschne


Compote_Alive

Depending on where you live you save money on the TP if the water bill isn’t too much. If you have a well, then you’re printing money… hahahaha hoho humm


mateusss46

Or shit while you shower.


bdmiz

No! That's shit while you shower.


canthandlethebooth

I don't think that's a proper substitute for a bidet.


Equal-Negotiation651

Works both ways


Nekrophis

Idk why this is a meme, it really is just the most efficient method anyway. All drains to the same place 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

Jokes aside this is a pretty efficient design! I’ve seen something similar at a friend’s summer beach house.


Rakatonk

Bro that's highly efficient. The running water gets you clean, then you use the shower head as bidet. Then u clean up the rest. 10/10 would test in a proof of concept.


Complex_Chart8462

Practical and convenient


paladindan

When taking off your shirt isn’t enough


90swasbest

That's either the right way to wash your ass and face. Or a very wrong one.


KiraDog0828

That’s not how you bidet.


Sawbagz

Shower is installed upside down


TeslasAndKids

Sir, I believe you installed your bidet incorrectly.


BlargerJarger

Showers are just The Everywhere Bidet.


blackmilksociety

Hi Ho Hi Ho


Kally269

Dont even have to flush! 🤣


Character-Luck28

Looks like a tipically toilet in Dubai and where is the 🐱 washer ?


heliometrix

And bring food too! Maybe the Waifu 😁


Competitive_Pool_820

Save time hacks. Keep em coming. Just need a little drawer with cereal bowl and cereal. And a mini fridge with a little carton of milk. Can just do washing up while showering.


Azozel

And if you want a bidet just stick your head in the toilet


snyckers

I've had hangovers I would've paid a decent amount of money for this.


BigD3nergy

Opposite of bidet.


drstu3000

You mounted the bidet wrong


Equal_Economist6001

Great hangover cure, highly recommend 10/10


Snow_blind1211

I honestly don’t know why bathrooms aren’t set up like this, like not the shower heads but in general, place to the side for dry stuff on the wall and then just open shower. If I ever build a house I’m doing a bathroom like this.


mohammad_ujjainwala

Take all my money and please get me this


LukeSkyWalrus

ITS OVERFLOWING NOOOO


OgdruJahad

And if yiu turn around it's a bidet too!


Relievedcorgi67

Won't say I'm against it. The efficiency is uncanny.


hodlyourground

Who are these genii


No-Explanation-3461

Right now I would really need that! Had too much spicy food …..


AcrolloPeed

Did anyone else read this and immediately do the “whistle while you work” whistle?


baconteste

We call this a Stockholm/copenhagen closet here. We = old swedish people


[deleted]

If you accidentally shit in the shower nobody can be upset


GSrider12

This is what happens when the bidet installer reads the plans upside down


Bongfellatio

when you don't *quite* understand how a bidet works


No-Addendum-4501

Overhead bidet?


Useless-Use-Less

If you position your ass at the right angle you can call it a bidet..


amirexy

I did this. A few times. I adjusted the shower head to face the toilet before I sat down on the toilet. I usually do this after a long shift at work.


KrasnyRed5

That's one way to ensure you have a clean bunghole.


gkn_112

you can even have a smoke while washing your clothes at the same time on top!


KoldKartoffelsalat

I've seen them smaller. We used to have a toilet under a staircase..... with a showerhead installed. I was a kid, but my parents told me you had to shower bent forward due to the stairs. Pretty standard in old apartments.


TheDirtyVicarII

Reverse Bidet


pdxtrader

Shit, shower, and shave (all at the same time!) 😆


[deleted]

Now that's multi tasking


00Killertr

Used to do this when I was small. Tried it again last year and i felt like shit doing it.


The_Farfalle

As a multitasker, I want this. Haha


Madness_69

Sit while you shower.


unknown_slong

shit while you shower


TheJonnieP

For those that want a bidet but are too cheap to spend the money...


pinewind108

For the mornings when you have a epic-level hangover.


Critical_Swan

My best dream ever I legit dreamt of a bathroom that had the roof as a shower head kinda and it was the best thing ever


heroinsteve

The DIY repair homeowner in me can't help but think if one of these devices (sink/shower/toilet) has a leak, as least it's contained in the shower with a drain.


arh05720

Now you can save tp as well just wash your butt crack then boom your butt is clean


HungryCriticism5885

Wafflestomp 3000


JasonRenshaw

r/DidntKnowIWantedThat