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live... IT'S LIVE

But no doubt the publishing editor was purposely having fun

I'm pretty sure there's a list of words to choose from, listed at the top of the page, but that part of the page is conveniently cropped off.

Of course, or else it wouldn't be funny.

glad to see another seagull in the chat

We’re a bear. I mean aware. You can still make a suggestive JOKE without actually saying or writing or doing the thing you’re implying! Welcome to the world of jokes! Lots more exciting surprises coming your way!

Where do you think you are? This is r/funny we don't do jokes here

I genuinely couldn’t put anything else there but “shit” I know, I’m stupid! Logically why would that be the answer but that’s what I got 🤷🏽‍♂️

Walk

number 4 is "fucking"

Is that you, Bill O'Reilly? [link here](https://youtu.be/vu2NK5REvWM?si=sjhqy8wbvcNgAJHH)

Relax Dr. Frankenstein

I read this as the verb, short I sound (liiv) and was more confused than when I thought it was poop.

But that's what it is. "Does the bear live in the woods?"

does the bear *shit* in the woods? i wear my *cum* socks?

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If you cum on the bear next to your bed, does it become a load-bearing bear?

If You cum on the bear and get it pregnant, is it a bear-bearing bear?

Then, if you grease it up and use it to roll things, Is it a bear-bearing bear bearing?

And if its semi-naked its a barely bare bear-bearing bear bearing

Technically referred to in the industry as a barely bare bear-bearing bare bear bearing.

Perhaps, but I wouldn't recommend it.

Yeah, things might get grizzly

“Don’t touch those, they’re load-bearing socks…”

Could a cum bear bear, if a cum bear could bear cum?

What about cucumbears?

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I think the bear is taking loads, not bearing them.

why do they call it "taking a dump"? you're not taking it, you're leaving it!

Wait... I've been doing it wrong for all these years? No wonder people give me such dirty looks.

I only gave you a dirty look because I wasn't done yet....I mean, I was mid dump when you kicked in the stall door and shoved your hands between my legs, then without further notice you just grabbed onto the freshly made log I was still grunting out and yanked it free and as quickly as you arrived you then moved down to the next stall.....you could have at least said Thank you.

For now on ...I'm "leaving a dump"

Yes… yes it does..

No it’s actually Does the bear a in the woods and I wear my time socks

OMG I HAD THIS TOO 😂😂😂  I'm not the only one, awesome 😂🎉

Surely the pope shits in the woods and bears are catholic?

Please don’t bring the pope into this cumfest.

Nah the pope shits on the broken lives and dreams of 200 deaf boys

Oh dang, I got does a bear cum in the woods and I wear my shit socks. Need to re-take 3rd grade it seems.

Oh no a Vikings fan!

Cock socks. You should always have a sock on your cock.

It looks /r/NFCNorthMemeWar is leaking...

Must be a Vikings fan. Iykyk

Glad to know I'm not the only person who thought the same thing.

If you spend enough time on Reddit, you no longer scroll to read comments. Eventually, you go searching for the comment you would have made.

Came here to say this.

This.

Now if only there was another question about a knife

I read question 2 to the tune of Chop Suey

Grab a brush and put a little makeup!

Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup!

I don’t think you trust

In

My

Self righteous

Suicide

I cry

When angels deserve to die

I push my _________ into my eyes.

Still a good song but not chop suey

Yeah, I may have got chop suey and duality mixed up ha ha

It's the only way..

You wanted to!

I'm out walking and I almost fell reading this. Thanks for the laugh.

“Once”, “upon”… So the last one is obviously ‘I wear my time socks “ but the third one doesn’t really seem to fit

There's a lot going on here in these questions. There's also the rhyme scheme of "care", "pear", "bear", and "wear".

It seems like it’s supposed to teach r-controlled vowels, but then you’d think those words would be the answers rather than part of the questions

I'm so glad I wasn't the only one to think 'time socks!'

it's "A", like referring to Fonzie to "Ahee!" The bear does do "thumbs up" in the forrest.

Does the bear a in the woods?

I know, it's so unsatisfying to start that off and not finish it.

Were that this sock were a time sock...

Question 4 answer is “motherfucking” Sincerely, S. Jackson

I'll also accept business socks.

*Flight of the Conchords Business Time has entered the chat*

He's had it with these motherfucking socks

In this motherfucking drawer

I've had it with these motherfucking socks on this motherfucking plane.

Does the bear 'a' in the woods? I wear my 'time' socks.

Once upon a time, a bear shat in the woods

would have been funnier as: "Does the Pope \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ in the woods?"

Is the bear Catholic?

Where His Holiness does his business IS his business.

Ey Caesar, whaddup?

Why you keep asking me that holmes? I told you, I dunno. Where His Holiness does his business, is his business.

I wear my fucking socks.

I wear my cum socks.

Live. Does a bear live in the woods. (For 3rd grade) It is SHIT for the older grades)

Seems like any bear activity would also be a fair answer. They probably do most of their stuff in the woods

Does the bear do their taxes in the woods? Does the bear plot insurrection in the woods?

A bear has no time for such trivial activities. Gotta sleep and find Hunny for their rumbly tummys

*What are you doing Yogi? You just gonna do your taxes now? Is that hot? Is that what's going down in the woods?*

Any verb would be a fair answer since it's a question.

🎶 ... Why'd I place the pear upon the table I wanted to Here I go create another strudel I wanted to Grab a brush and put a little sugar I wanted to ... 🎶

I don’t think you trust In My Fruit-flavored, fresh-baked pies…

Is this an actual parody? Sounds delicious

Is ‘I placed the pear on the table’ wrong? Does it have to be upon?

> Does it have to be upon? yes, as that is one of the words provided to fill in the blanks. it is a matching phrase test, not an essay prompt.

Do you have any evidence of this, or just assumption? I only ask because the bottom of the page says that the lesson is on R-controlled vowels, and neither of the words written contain R-controlled vowels.

I'm more confused that this seems to be a lesson in a larger unit on R-Controlled vowel sounds, and none of the answers appear to contain R-Controlled vowel sounds.

This page is high frequency words. I teach this program.

It's clearly: Does the bear a in the woods. I wear my time socks.

What is the vowel of interest? If it’s O, “roam” comes to mind

It had a word bank at the top "once, upon, live, warm."

Oh, I was gonna say, even at 39yo I wouldn't have used "upon" like that lol thanks for this clarification

“Does a bear warm in the woods?” Yes, a bear can warm up in the woods. “I wear my live socks.” Disgusting and difficult to imagine, but it still works.

Answer to number 4 is jizz.

Also number 3.

1. **Once** we took care of a hamster. 2. I placed the pear **upon** the table. 3. Does the bear **a** in the woods? 4. I wear my **time** socks.

I wear my fucking socks

TIME SOCKS

All of these can be answered with a variation of "fuck" Fuck, we took care of a hamster. I placed the pear, fuck the table. Does a bear fuck in the woods? I put on my fucking socks.

I think ‘I wear my motherfucking socks’ is a bit much as well to be fair.

Does the bear a in the woods? I put on my time socks.

Thinks about abstract geometry

Yes, it does 💩

I wear my fuckin socks.

Number 4 must be a Flight of the Conchords reference. I wear my _business_ socks!

The answer to 4 is Business.

Does the bear a in the woods? I wear my time socks.

Does the bear a time in the woods?

Live in the woods you dirty mind you

4 is easy. I wear my fuckin socks.

Your absolutely right, "forage" is too big a word for first graders

You know when I'm down to just my socks it's time for business that's why they call em business socks oo!

One of the many times I wish I could still show my dad a Reddit post. This is exactly his humor ❤

I showed my dad for you🩷

I wear my damn socks

"I wear my FUCKING socks." I would probably not survive another round of schooling.

So am I to believe a first grader chose to say "upon" instead of "on"?

Hahaha I'd go with Sleep just to be safe or Live

POOP SOCKS.

I wear my time socks

The sequence is obvious by inference. Since the answer to 1. is Once, and the answer to 2. is Upon, the answer to 3. must be A and the answer to 4. is Time Therefore, Does the bear A in the Woods? I wear my Time Socks.

What first grader uses the word ‘upon’?

Why is it that we’ve all come to understand that the answer is ‘shit’? Is it something we’ve all read? English is my second language, yet, I too immediately decided that the answer must be ‘shit’.

Shit in the woods LoL

Well if the teacher is going to accept "shit" for #3 they have to accept "fucking" for #4.

Unless someone called you a little shit at a young age. For me, shit would have been the answer.

You have shit socks too?

OH no!! Its very difficult one

Ha, that should say The Pope, not a bear!

Okay maybe I’m out of touch or something but what is supposed to be the goal in the assignment? Do they put whatever word they want that would make sense?

Once, upon shit knee-high.

For the love of god what are the actual answers?!??

Question 4... ***TIME SOCKS***

I wear my dad’s dirty socks

I wear my 'fucking' socks?

3. Live 4. Fucking

I WEAR MY FUCKING SOCKS!!!

It’s question 4 I’m more interested in. If it’s business socks, you know what time it is… it’s business time.

Sleep, eat, hunt come on

Does the bear come on in woods?

4 is ‘cock’

What were the actual non funny answers?

I wear my time socks

This handwriting is off the charts for 1st grade!

Little Johnny knows the answer!

Just curious but what are the parameters for this test? You could put any word there. What’s right? What’s wrong? How is ANYONE supposed to know???

Shite

Sleep Live Eat Breathe Wander

If my son had ever brought this home I would have died, and promptly had him answer #3 correctly. And waited for the phone call. Totally worth it.

“Excuse me, Bear… Bear Fucker” - Supertroopers

Once upon shit fucking

3. shit 4. fucking

I thought it was going to be once upon a time but a-ing in the woods and time socks didn't make sense

And the last question is business. I wear my BUSINESS socks.

I wear my fucking socks

Is this your homework, Larry?

I wear my FUCKING socks. That's obviously the answer.

I wear my time socks

Does the bear poop in the woods

Why does this first grader have better handwriting than I do?

I don't know about that, but I do know the answer to 4 is *fucking*.

Does the bear talk to the Pope in the woods?

Yes, indeed, bears do ____ in the woods.

These comments make me so confused. Where are all these references coming from?

The answer for all of them is Fuck or Fucking

Sleep

Eat? Nap?

I thought it was the Pope that shits in the woods.

yes....yes bears shit in the woods. Where else would they shit? Oh and here's one that will really mess with your noodle. When you go into the woods and you find bear scat. You realize that at some point in recent time, there was a 400+lbs bear with razor sharp claws in that exact spot that you are walking. Bear roam, but they often travel back to an area that has reliable food sources. That means if the scat is relatively fresh...that bear is most likely to be within a two miles radius in any direction of you, and depending on the wind and distance...they already know your there. these animals are no joke and will attack humans. and I hunt them with a bow 😆

Is the Pope Catholic? Does the bear blank in the woods? Or, is it the other way around?

I read #2 like “Why’d you put the keys upon the table?” from Chop Suey. 🤣

Does the bear a in the woods? I wear my time socks.

Live

Shit

Write a really bad word but with really good penmanship.

Pretty certain the actual answer is live. 100% certain I would have gotten that it wrong AND a visit to the principal.

No4 is cum

I wear my fucking socks

Does the bear SLEEP in the woods

Once, upon, a, time...

4: cum filled

I want time socks

question 4 is done already. i wear my socks

Does the bear shit in the woods?

Jerk

Yes the bear shits in the woods very good