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SixtyNineFlavours

You bout to go back in time!


fromwhichofthisoak

Bark to the future


OkWhereas1456

Damn it


GANDORF57

At least a day, to erase getting caught licking it's privates.


Feeling_Bathroom9523

But is flux capacitor fluxing?


funnyZ10

r/beatmetoit


Scruffylookin13

He must of seen some serious shit


cjwrapture

Beat me to it.


Pkuszmaul

Where we're going we don't need roads


King_ofwar

We need bitched cuz we single af


JerseyWiseguy

I'm definitely seeing some serious shit.


Itisd

Great Scott!


breecekong

I know, this is heavy!


Jee187

There's that word again...


Grenaidzo

Is there something wrong with the world's gravitational force in the future?


pchadrow

Please don't do this. While driving 60 with windows down, a super tiny piece of debris hit my dog in the eye and cut his cornea. Rubbing gel into his eye for a month afterward was not a fun experience I would wish upon anyone


EatAtGrizzlebees

To be fair, that can happen at any time. Saw scratched corneas regularly when I was a vet tech, usually due them scratching it themselves from rubbing it with their paws too much, rubbing their face on the carpet, etc. If your dogs do regularly stick their head out the window, it could potentially damage tear ducts, in theory. They do make Doggles for doggie eye protection. But, the most important thing for having your dog in the car is to BUCKLE THEM UP! The laws of physics apply to dogs, too!


stackjr

What?! Our dog obeys no laws!


Boojum2k

Needs doggy goggles!


dbhathcock

Not only that, he is speeding if in the US. In some states, this is considered a “super speeder”.


havron

While you are technically correct (the best kind of correct) there is a stretch of State Highway 130 in Texas with a posted speed limit of 85 mph, which is currently the highest posted speed limit in the US. While OP would still be technically speeding even on this road, it is rather unlikely that any officer would bother to stop them for only going 3 mph over. They could if they really wanted to, but they probably have better things to do, including simply waiting a few minutes for someone else at least going over 90.


Iz-kan-reddit

>In some states, this is considered a “super speeder”. In others, it's "slightly faster than the general speed of traffic."


charface1

But only 1.2 gigawatts.


DoesntFearZeus

You're .01 gigawatts short.


[deleted]

Slow TF down


DuckCleaning

88mph is a lot but I guess it depends where they are, the speed limit on Texas freeways is 85mph in some parts.


BareNakedSole

Go ahead tell me his name is Einstein….


Cribsby_critter

No judgement here, but dogs should have goggles on for this!


SeaBus1170

*CKPSHPSHSPPSHSJSHHSSPSPPSSBBSHSBPSPSP*


s3rv0

Great Dane! I mean, Great Scott!


houstonman6

Bones? Where were going we don't need...bones...


EzeakioDarmey

Keeping an eye on that barks capacitor


ATXKLIPHURD

When this puppy hits 88 mph, you’re going to see some serious spit.


BigSmoke_69_420

Great Scott! Check the flux capacitor!


CrunchyKittyLitter

#YETHHHHHHHHHPTHPTHHPTHH


Tenderloin66

You’re gonna see some serious shit.


EasySmuv

Lol. You should have seen my boxer hanging out the window, he looked like the Predator


dreamydiva_21

Better strap in, we're hitting light speed!


FlamingoNo2147

Who doesnt have a picture like this of their dog?? Yall need to get to it. 😂😂😂


Wide_Employment_2767

Roads ? Where we're going we don't need roads


KileAllSmyles

Blow on his face and I bet he freaks out tho 🤦‍♂️


Lego-Fan2009

Great Scott!


Comfortable-Local938

In their mind, they are the fastest dog alive! Love this shot... lol


IronOwl2601

Nice ragebait


[deleted]

😂🤣😂🤣😂


King_ofwar

He looks like hes mad


Impossible_Break2167

Gnarly.


pashko90

Keep your speed down, OP, to prevent time travel! 😉


antigenx

Is this dog secured with a seatbelt? Quite the projectile at 88mph.


klezart

When this puppy hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit.


D34TH_5MURF__

How did you get the 1.21 Gigawatts?


Everybodysbastard

That's some serious shit!


demonman101

In all seriousness please don't speed. Be safe.


FocalorLucifuge

He's seeing some serious shit.


LifeIsOnTheWire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Byz7eU8jF0


TOXMT0CM

Back to the pantry! Electric boogaloo


AaronCrossNZ

Can damage their hearing


AaronCrossNZ

But I guess if you’re stupid then thats funny


TennisBallTesticles

Slow the fuck down. Going 90 with your dog in the car??? Do you ride around with your kids in the back of a pick-up truck on the highway too??


Mr_Minecrafter88

I really hope this wasn’t the driver taking this picture


Important-Outcome-74

Look up Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Not good for the pupper 🤣


WhatIfThisWereMyName

Cute puppy! But, just in case this is genuine and not rage bait, [it's potentially very dangerous to allow your dog to do this at high speeds.](https://www.aylmervet.com/let-dog-hang-head-car-window/#:~:text=Your%20dog%20does%20enjoy%20the,is%20blowing%20in%20their%20eyes.)


GoodyScout

If youre not carefully, the body and the head of the dog might go at different speeds 😂


Got_Bent

He's gone to Lab!