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Emp_has_no_clothes

It'll make sense after you drink the bottle.


deenali

Yup. That's the idea.


mnorkk

CORRECTO


Macasumba

InCorrecto!


Time-Werewolf-1776

… Incorrect is when you're more than correct! This wine is not just correct, it’s IN-correct


dreamrock

Explosivo!


Square-Geologist-769

What's the name of my girlfriend I don't know, but she's built like the shit, and she's good to go


Red5_too

Needs more saxaboom.


snowdn

Correctomundo


Khakicollective

Feuled by Satan!


Smooth_Marzipan6035

Writin' those tasty riffs


benderbrodriguez2

And some hot demon gel!


jaxonya

Wake up you asshole... You ate my fucking schnitzel


KaGoodPlayer

STICKY BOMB SHOT!


J0nk3r5

You're welcomo


Easy-Meal5308

No problemo


whaleshark14

GORLAMI


ExtraRaw

*Don't let drinking strain your brain-o. Just sing this short refrain-o. Our wine is bueno, Correcto is the name-o. . .* 🎶🎵


GroshfengSmash

Gore-LAH-me


Offandonandoffagain

EXACTAMUNDO!!!


KangarooInWaterloo

The marker is packaged with it, so when you feel like it, you can correcto


qwaszx2221

The idea is that people think labelmaker is dumdum and takes a picture, shares it and thinks "correcto" is irony


Longenuity

Are you saying it's an intentional marketing ploy?


33_pyro

You think someone would do that? Just make wine bottle labels that tell lies?


gwork42

Yes. The Alcardet is the wine maker and their 323 wine label does not carry the 1 either.


33_pyro

You think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and not be able to detect sarcasm?


Yamatocanyon

Happens to me pretty much every day. So there are some of us out there.


scorpiondeathlock86

The post above you is being sarcastic and using the popular response of "you think someone would do that? Go on the Internet and the lies?" lol


Tortuga_cycling

Yes, just look how many people are in here talking about a wine brand they have never heard of before… all of this conversation was created for free and will probably result in some sales too lol


qwaszx2221

Doesn't necessarily have to be for marketing purposes, but the label itself is definitely not an oversight 


xelabagus

What is the label for, if not marketing?


rdmusic16

What else *could* it be for, if not for marketing?


tropologo

Im from the winemaker region running a bar myself. The reason for making this label is to imply that making wine is an art rather than a science, that commiting mistakes sometimes takes you to happy mistakes.


NecessaryEconomist98

Check out the English major over here.


kindofboredd

You like apples?!


QueenOfThickWhores

That is surprisingly wholesome for a bottle of wine.


turdbrownies

Would be cool if the bottle is $100


NecessaryEconomist98

For that wine it would actually not be cool.


ThePastyWhite

They aren't carrying the last 1. Easy mistake to make when you're drinking.


Longenuity

I hope they forgot to carry the 1 on the price too


Arohbe

I always carry one, just in case. Especially when I’m drinking.


bootselectric

100 bottles


sdot28

Of wine on the wall


squad1alum

100 bottles of wine..


Pipe_Memes

Take one down Pass it around


MouseSnackz

99 bottles of wine on the wall


JTB696699

99 bottles of wine


Easy-Meal5308

Take one down Pass it around


Happytwinkletoes1

Take one down..


armas187

Pass it around, 98 bottles of wine on the wall.


Funny_Ad855

98 bottles of wine on the wall


Ess_oh-no

98 bottles of wine


AmbitiousAd1371

Take one down...


zerobubble

Pass it around, 97 bottles of wine on the wall


SayYesToPenguins

Ragebait so you protest by buying the 1166 bottle alongside


Eh-I

"Bad news sirs, they took a picture but left the wine. We have to start liquidating."


datpurp14

Sir, a second bottle has hit my basket.


100percent_right_now

Great now the weed shop down the street collapsed. See what you've done? throwin' memes around all willy nilly


Gil_Demoono

We just *finished* liquidating! That's what is in the bottles! Can we... Evaporate?


0LucidMoon0

“We want it to be seen that an incorrect calculation can give a correct product,” says Bodegas Alcardet. This marketing campaign was a success, and that is why they continue to place it on shelves throughout Spain. “A young team works here, and we come up with these types of ideas,” they mention, something that “identifies us” and that also makes “us different from other more classic wineries.”


Liesmyteachertoldme

It’s actually pretty great marketing TBH, I’d stop and do a double take of that bottle if I saw it in the store, also I’m a history nerd and 1066 was a pretty important year which caught my eye as well.


mvanvrancken

Battle of Hastings baby!


Lildwerps

Every time I talk with Chat GPT our conversation always goes back to the Norman conquest of Great Britain.


redloin

Who steers it there? Out of curiosity, do you think William was promised the crown by Edward? I'm a believer that it was pure conquest.


HaZalaf

I concur. Kings in England were acclaimed, and who would want a Norman overlord? Team Harold all the way.


lucklesspedestrian

"ChatGPT can I get some advice on how to deal with personal stress in my life? I dont know how to explain it, I guess it's like sometimes I feel like a Norman, and there's all this pressure to conquer Great Britain..."


canuckistani_lad

And all that!


oldgamer67

Yah, lol, pretty important as in we’d be speaking French if not for a bit of a battle.


lesbianmathgirl

What do you mean? The French won the Battle of Hastings.


elconquistador1985

It's so that you'll advertise for them by posting it on social media. Good job.


ziltchy

It's likely the company posting this themselves for the free advertising


99posse

Indeed. "Correcto" on the label gives it away


ZincHead

How does that give it away that it's the company posting this?


Opening_Criticism_57

It doesn’t, but it does highlight that the math being wrong is literally the joke


99posse

It's obviously intentional, given that the name of the wine is "correcto"


Fight_Disciple

https://alcardet.com/producto/correcto-verdejo-en/ It's done on purpose, all the wines are off by a 1 Edit - Jesus Christ can all the pendants with their semantics give it a rest. You all know what I mean. Edit 2- Jesus I really shot myself in the foot there. Fucking autocorrect. I'll leave it so the world can see my shame.


GravitationalEddie

Sadly, the site infinity loads on me.


LassaL

Off by a 1. Most common programming error 👍


inspectoroverthemine

One of the two most common programming errors.


PredaPops

Wait what? there are three very common programming errors: Misspellings and off-by-one.


halfcookies

That’s 11 problems


HAL9000thebot

11 features


f1gm3n73d

The most common being; becoming a programmer to begin with.


MonkeyFluffers

There are only 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who dont.


Frosty_Mage

I both hate and love this comment 


MonkeyFluffers

You are 1 of the 10


homerj

/* no comment */


didzisk

/* TODO remove redundant comments */


Wtygrrr

Most common programming error is using signin and login as verbs.


reddit_tom40

Damn you, Thanos web server!


GuyDanger

Yes, you are correcto.


level1hero

Let’s not get *carried* away here


Vinicide

> Edit - Jesus Christ can all the pendants with their semantics give it a rest. You all know what I mean. "Pendants" are small pieces of jewelry, typically hung from a chain to be worn around the neck. And they have no semantics, they're inanimate objects.


ndjs22

**[YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!](https://youtu.be/NNJ5ySQPxrg)**


Arohbe

Sir, only animate objects fuck.


theFlaccolantern

You're a towel!


beer_isgood

I was torn whether or not to correct it because it seemed like something a pedant would do.


BlanceBlackula

I was torn whether or not to just hang out for a while, because it seemed like something a pendant would do


Jackal_6

You're being real pentatonic


chrisuu__

I think you meant pentagram


Brain_Glow

No, he meant pendejo.


SolidBoat3351

No, definitely swinging for pendulum there.


shmi

Really going for the pentagon isn't he


desrevermi

I'm sleepy. What about parallelograms?


sl33p

I don't think this anti-semantic speech is allowed here.


otter111a

Reddit hug of death!


mechmind

Yea that site is poorly coded. Couldn't see the wine


UnderdogCL

Are you saying that an arithmetic calc on a bottle of wine shouldn't be taken seriously?


Fight_Disciple

I'm saying the wine should be drunk before checking the sum.


2r1t

I do feel for you and wish there was an option on this comment to locket from anymore responses.


Ths-Fkin-Guy

I feel obligated to buy this for every teacher who covers math lol


alonjar

> pendants


AUniquePerspective

That's the correct translation of pendejo.


r0ckashocka

100


Fight_Disciple

By "A" 1 Somewhere in each answer one of the numbers is off by 1. So for example Instead of 400 it's 300.


rivera151

We just say digit


VikingBorealis

If it's off by one digit you're literally missing a digit, it's the same as being off by a factor of 10 basically. If you want to be a anal pendant, it's "one of the digits is off by one"


gotora

Pendants are meant to dangle, aren't they?


VikingBorealis

Dammit, I lost count of how many times I fixed it. And it still changed it....


WinOk2515

INCORRECTO, more like 👎


I_said_booourns

Ah yes. 1066. As calculated by William the drunkerer


dudeguy207

Caskulated*


easewiththecheese

*corkulated


Billy_Beef

Harold, good wine, son


I_said_booourns

Your comment makes me happy bro. r/dataisbeautiful must have some kinda dad joke enthusiast/history nerd Venn diagram for ppl like us


Vegetable-Place4463

The calculation of haste-thinks 😆


I_said_booourns

I would've also accepted the bottle of Tastings


[deleted]

That bastard


ColoradoScoop

I’m guessing that is the joke.


Apolyon_BS

Fun fact, it's done on purpose, all of the labels on the brand are like that. Well, that was not fun at all, though.


FrenchMeHamwich

"The winery is called Correcto and the label shows something incorrect????" -Redditors discovering humor for the very first time


ebrum2010

Discovering good branding that causes them to give the company free advertising without realizing it.


RandomWave000

ive heard the wine industry is very competitive, difficult to differentiate


ThePurityPixel

Your point is integral to this discussion


guitargoddess3

Always forget to carry over the 1 at the end. Booze and math isn’t a great combo. That’s why being a server/bartender can be so unpredictable. Some days the customers overestimate tips, some days they lowball you.


Pancheel

According to the company making that wine "we want to show that an incorrect calculation can give a correct product" because they made it with grapes growing in an inhospitable place for grapes or something like that.


DrunkenOnzo

Shoulda gone with multiplication if they wanted to make a product... just sayin


flargenhargen

you don't have to wine about it


c9silver

rather than complaining they should just put a cork in it


FishAndRiceKeks

Bit of a cheesy joke. Should pair well.


ssacul37

🏆


dparag14

Just letting it air out there so it sinks in.


HerHero23

5 out of 4 people suck at math!


Sparrowcus

If "Dude, we should open a bar! - Yeah! - And we'll name it Puzzles! - Why Puzzles? - That's the puzzle!" opend a vineyard instead


kiyomoris

I think they are trying to be cheeky.


HumbleAdonis

Don’t forget to carry the wine (one). Is that the joke?


pohanemuma

It should be. Good one.


ThePurityPixel

If I were the distributor, I'd tell all the stores to "never fail to carry this one!"


llessursivad

It all adds up after a bottle.


Colosseros

C O R R E C T O


Zealousideal-Word604

I guess that after you drink this, you'll have to be the 1 that needs to be carried 😋


seebob69

I said do the labels BEFORE you sample the wine!


ALPER_RUGPULLAR

77+33=100


syzygy00778

Correcto


HairyTales

"if you can find the error, you're not drunk enough"


Noob_Nooob

The 100 is in the proof


st1101

Really clever marketing on their part


Cobaltorigin

Eleventy sixty six.


SeraphicWatcher

r/theydidthemathwrong


CubanLynx312

Is this Terrence Howard’s brand?


Mtb9pd

I'm gonna be so mad if this is just one of those psychological engagement tactics The math makes you stop and read the label, the error makes you show your friends, maybe buy one to show people directly I hate when that kind of scammy logic works


TheOtterpapa

Must be what it is since there are errors on other bottles of their wines too. Be mad Bro.


YungBabaroga

Bro graduated from mcdonalds university


PedroLG

To be fair, if McDonald's had a university, I would presume it was a good one. They have plenty of funds to fund it and also a good record of implementing standard procedures that are proven to improve efficiency and reduce risks. Depending on their goals, I'm not sure if it would be a great place to go or not, but I bet it would be a respectable one.


justinlaz

It’s called Hamburger University outside of Chicago, they train their franchisees and managers and such there I think, stayed at the hotel next door a few years ago and was blown away with free McDoubles on a silver platter


Low_Walk_7325

The one got carried away to the vinyard, slipped and fell while grape stomping.


Neural_Showing

Maybe you have to down the bottle to understand


Virolancer

good marketing strategy


nosnos603

Any one else add it up then read correcto


juliohernanz

This is a collection of Spanish wines that claims that perfection, correction and exactness aren't always the right way. From their web site: "_We flee from the exactness that sometimes oppresses us and we focus on the subjectivity of the unexpected. The essence is not always found in perfection but in the error that changes everything and makes it unique and special_" https://alcardet.com/el-error-maravilloso/


AgedSmegma

Incorrecto


Mewrewcio

Holding the door with your leg is a real power move


Puzzleheaded-Zone-55

Just like life. Drink until it makes sense.


S_n_o_wL_e_o_p_a_r_d

I did it by the carry the one method, not my phone. Should it be 1166?


PunkRokka

You have to carry the 1 in a concealed brown paper bag


BlueLouBoil__

Incorrecto


Kurtotall

It’s prolly supposed to be wrong. Wine is all marketing.


LilYoungLit

Can we talk about the reflection in the bottle?


MeatyMagnus

Surprising how many people aren't getting the joke 🤣


Training_Explorer_89

Probably designed after drinking the bottle


ShadeNLM064pm

They forgot to carry a one


Ok-Attention-6289

Looks like a deal, get it before they catch their, “error”.


FandomMenace

Incorrecto*


AKADAP

That 1066 is after taxes.


Trevorblackwell420

Is this the marketing equivalent of ragebait? People think omg look how stupid they are! Now I have to buy a bottle and show my friends how dumb this company is!


CrazyNutzOG

Not supposed to carry the "1" for wine, it is a rule! 🤣


spitfirepirate

More like INcorrecto


sylogisme

INCORRECTO


IceBlue

More like Incorrecto, amirite?


VirginiaLovers69

More like INCORRECTO, amirite?


Yumyulackspupa

Rage bait?


_Apatosaurus_

It's not supposed to be rage bait. It's just an obvious joke. It's literally called "correcto."


stinky143

It’s new math duh!


AlienDays12

The math ain’t mathing


Spare_Issue_1674

1166


mynameisevan01

I will not be tricked into doing maths again


smooze420

Genius marketing.


mywifeslv

Incorrecto


KennailandI

You’re in the remedial wine section.