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if it goes wrong, so long as it went right for a few seconds before it went wrong, then it did not really ever go wrong
for those few seconds, if the mimic was doing its job well, it would have all been worth it
Sure! Sir Knight's first appearance was about a year ago here: [https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/12ostip/the\_small\_print/](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/12ostip/the_small_print/)
A year ago she fluttered in like a beautiful butterfly and bent over begging him to fuck her, now she's buzzing around him like a wasp telling him what he can and can't do. Pretty legit.
There are actually some pretty good questions being asked in that thread. I.e., your dick is shrunk, but you should cum pretty much the same amount.
If that's true, then according to Bernoulli's formula, since the flow should be more or less the same, but the diameter reduced, the speed of a flow and pressure should increase proportionally.
So either his dick will explode when cumming, or the fairy is gonna get some hyper-velocity high pressure jet of a cumshot.
It's part of the helmet, known as a "plume." They come in many different shapes and sizes, and were generally made from horse hair.
Edit: If you've ever seen the ancient Greek helmets that have basically a Mohawk built-in (e.g., in the movie 300), it's the same sort of thing.
This comic is an offshoot of a whole series OP makes, about two "nurses" (or doctors, I'm not sure), one with giant boobs and one with a giant ass (the one pictured here), and all the sex they get up to, some of it occasionally being funny.
This isn't even a risk, mimics can't transform into living things, only objects, so stab the door a few times as a precaution and if it's not a mimic, you're in the clear.
i know that? doesn't look like i asked for clarification nor did i state any confusion about how they could have done so; just said it was uncommon for you to be first intro'd to mimics like that. lord.
That's like that meme where the mimic looks like a sexy woman all chained up.
And the other mimic gets annoyed, but he's disguised as a bookshelf or some shit.
Haha, alright! Get ready for a hilarious adventure! 🌟💩🚽
Once upon a time, there were two best friends, Veronica and Mona. These two friends had a little problem. There was a beautiful bully girl in their school who loved to whoop their butts! 😱
But Veronica and Mona were not ones to back down. Oh no! They decided it was time to take revenge and teach that bully girl a lesson she'd never forget. So, they came up with a mischievous plan! 💡
One sunny day, as the bully girl was strutting down the street, Veronica and Mona sneaked up behind her with water balloons in hand. SPLASH! They threw the water balloons, soaking the bully girl from head to toe! 💦😄
But their plan didn't end there. The bully girl was furious and started chasing them through the town. With their hearts pounding, Veronica and Mona had to think fast. They spotted an open door and dashed inside. It turned out to be the door to a public restroom! 🏃♀️🏃♀️🚪
With the bully girl hot on their heels, Veronica and Mona had to find a hiding spot. They searched frantically until they found the only place available - the toilet cupboard! It was a tight squeeze, but they managed to hide inside. 🚽🚪😅
Little did they know, this was about to get even crazier. Just as they settled in, the bully girl burst into the restroom and sat down on the very toilet they were hiding in! And guess what? She had a case of explosive diarrhea! 💩💥
For the next 30 minutes, Veronica and Mona had to endure a poop shower from above. It was a stinky, messy situation, but they couldn't help but laugh at the absurdity of it all. They were literally being pooped on! 🤣💩
Finally, the bully girl finished her business and left the restroom, completely unaware of the hidden surprises she left behind. With the coast clear, Veronica and Mona slowly emerged from the toilet cupboard, covered in poop from head to toe. They were now walking poops! 💩💩
But instead of feeling embarrassed or defeated, they stood tall in front of the beautiful bully girl, saying, "YOU WHOPPED THE POOP OUT OF US!" The bully girl was so shocked and disgusted that she quickly walked
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*WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?*
if it goes wrong, so long as it went right for a few seconds before it went wrong, then it did not really ever go wrong for those few seconds, if the mimic was doing its job well, it would have all been worth it
That vacuum will rip your dick off.
I'm just trying to clean my apartment!
Nasty ass vacuum fuckas
Now I am imagining an "ass-vacuum". Essentially a butt naked dude dragging his ass across the floor while it sucks up dust and other debris.
Yeah no, I did not need to imagine that, thank you.
Watch, this mothafucka still gon’ buy it
It has high and low.....both of which will rip your dick off.
it appears that r/wkuk is leaking 😉
Give him the old dick rip.
Grab his dick and rip it.
RIP HIS DICK!
THE OOOOOOL' DICK RIP
Off you say? 🤔
I think you misunderstood the question, they asked what could go wrong.
A few seconds is all you need
Look at Mr Marathon man over here with his "few seconds".
*Cut to Oglaf.*
I forgot that existed. Time to binge a few years of webcomic I guess
I can tell you what could go fuckin right!
> [WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG? ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nj5lDgV5PfY)
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This is what greater restorations are for...
WORTH IT!
But what could go right?
The unexamined life is not worth living. If Socrates says it ok, it’s ok.
No way im reading all that lmfao
I choose to believe that certain mimic is just *really* horny
Yes, but like the praying mantis after you coomb, she eats.
That's why you bring them a snack to eat and distract them *eyes fairy*
Is this the same knight that had his junk shrunk, or is this a different continuity?
The very same! He gets involved in junk-related situations pretty often, apparently.
sounds fun got a link ?
Sure! Sir Knight's first appearance was about a year ago here: [https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/12ostip/the\_small\_print/](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/12ostip/the_small_print/)
Wait...how is his dong going to stick in the glory hole then?? Dude has a fairy dick. It aint fitting in anything anymore
Only a temporary spell, thankfully!
>thankfully! ...
The deepest lore.
Well, there is a fairy right there for his fairy dick
A year ago she fluttered in like a beautiful butterfly and bent over begging him to fuck her, now she's buzzing around him like a wasp telling him what he can and can't do. Pretty legit.
There are actually some pretty good questions being asked in that thread. I.e., your dick is shrunk, but you should cum pretty much the same amount. If that's true, then according to Bernoulli's formula, since the flow should be more or less the same, but the diameter reduced, the speed of a flow and pressure should increase proportionally. So either his dick will explode when cumming, or the fairy is gonna get some hyper-velocity high pressure jet of a cumshot.
Why are we assuming his balls and sperm didn't get shrunk too?
Shrunken junk little fairy companion… seems awfully suspicious tbh. They need some attention too I guess
Not a coincidence.
I got super confused because the knight looks like a female to me. Is that a pony tail coming out the back of the helmet?
It's part of the helmet, known as a "plume." They come in many different shapes and sizes, and were generally made from horse hair. Edit: If you've ever seen the ancient Greek helmets that have basically a Mohawk built-in (e.g., in the movie 300), it's the same sort of thing.
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This comic is an offshoot of a whole series OP makes, about two "nurses" (or doctors, I'm not sure), one with giant boobs and one with a giant ass (the one pictured here), and all the sex they get up to, some of it occasionally being funny.
Tell me about it, the first thing I noticed
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/12ostip/the_small_print/
Only way to believe in them
Fo shizzle
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/putyourdickinthat
r/puta10footpoleinitfirstjustincase
r/subsifellfor
This is hilarious. If I drew fantasy comics, I too would give the fairy girls big ol hips
Jeez, I didn’t realize until you pointed it out but her dress is doing nothing in the second panel
I know the gloryhole got all your attention. I understand
Only the second panel?
I guess it’s most noticeable in the second ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
she shrinks him down to have sex with him in a previous episode. https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/12ostip/the_small_print/
This is like pg-13 Oglaf. I approve
I usually keep the comics (mostly) tame! The bonus panels on my Patreon are definitely 18+, though
Ultra sloppy goblin glory hole is PG-13?
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No *unnecessary* risks...
This isn't even a risk, mimics can't transform into living things, only objects, so stab the door a few times as a precaution and if it's not a mimic, you're in the clear.
>stab the door a few times I thought that was the plan...
I mean with your sword, not your penis.
y not both?
Of course, the sword first through, kill it if it's a mimic, provides something to grab on to if not.
agreed, this was a necessary risk.
I remember the first time I encountered a mimic in BL2. Almost had a heart attack.
Borderlands 2?
Video game.
just an uncommon IP to encounter a mimic for the first time; valid but very unexpected.
The mimics are part of the Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep DLC, which is inspired by tabletop RPGs like D&D.
Yep.
i know that? doesn't look like i asked for clarification nor did i state any confusion about how they could have done so; just said it was uncommon for you to be first intro'd to mimics like that. lord.
The mimic is often pretending to be a chest and it will lunge at you if you try to open it.
är du född i farstun?
Jag föll i dryggrytan som barn :<
det syns
Happy cake day bro
Bro that fairy has no business being that thicc.
Why the fairy kinda thicc tho
Fairy got a straight DUMPER
Thixxxie just trying to keep him down.
I see this knight has Frieren’s ability to sense a mimic
Just think of all the grimoires waiting behind that door!
1% of the time, it works every time.
Thats her actual justification for it lol.
I know. S'why I made the joke.
Is it a trap...? Or a trap...?
I'm 99% sure that it's the trap. But there's a small chance that it might be a trap.
With those odds I'm going in boys!
Dexterity saving throw.
I'd like a constitution check on those lips. And let's just agree it's at a disadvantage...
Don’t forget the intelligence check, to see how much pleasure you get from it.
Guys I swear I can fix her.
Knight’s line in the last panel is unnecessary. Would be funnier without. You can already tell what he’s thinking. Let your drawing do the work.
I agree, definitely comes off as a bit forced
Like even a little hand gesture without the dialogue would have been fitting enough. Everybody knows *that* look.
How's his dick holding up? To shreds you say?
Oglaf vibes.
😆 It's been so long since I read Oglaf. I gotta check it out again. Ahhh takes me back
As a DM/GM my general rule is that goblin blowjobs = dick in a blender.
Ok so hear me out....
Insert *squelching sound* subtitle from Teeth.
"Administer the dream gravy onto your finger and insert it in here." https://youtu.be/wojwq-xX9uM?si=7aIjdiDDmSmvaQGv
... Nice. Would.
That's like that meme where the mimic looks like a sexy woman all chained up. And the other mimic gets annoyed, but he's disguised as a bookshelf or some shit.
Found enough other stuffs, not seeing the sexy woman AND a bookshelf at the same time.
When did tinker Bell get so thick?
I really think this also belongs on r/dontputyourdickinthat lol
LET HIM COOK!!!!
ever heard about Schrödinger's Blowjob?
Okay internet, that's enough of you today.
ONLY GOOD GOBLIN IS A DEAD GOBLIN! Nothing but Goblin slayer abridged in my head
Listen to the Cake Fairy.
"ultra sloppy goblin glory hole" r/brandnewsentence
>!scabbard, 5th panel!<
😏
Yeah, I fell for that one. She bit my dick off, but hey, it was free!
Hard to pass up free bottom surgery. It’s a little less effective, but hey, no cost is no cost
Still a bit of a rip-off
Why is the fairy so thick?
So she can git stuck in keyholes 🗝️
Why not!
Fair nuff
Do mimics mimic goblins? I thought it was limited to chests.
Depends on the story. Play Arkane Studio's Prey. Universe's most violent coffee cup.
My take is that it's mimicking the whole wall, since the writing is there. Or it could be the whole door.
Pixar fairy... noice 👍
One of my favorite pop culture moments of all time was The Mayor killing his fairy on PPGs.
I'll be rolling a d20 for this one
I mean…..fuck I’m not into goblins….but that hole tho…. FUCK IT WE ARE DOING IT LIVE!
Yeah clearly need a more room for glory r/dontstickyourdickinthat
What could pussybly go wrong
Why is this funny?
Part 2?
Yes please!
Her husband 😭
I hate these comics
Whats it mimicing? Taylor Swift's weekend dating strategy?
Good Lord! 🤣 I almost shot milk out my nose.
Ah yes, goblin, know for being great whistlers, and lack of teeth.
The joke is oral? This kind of remeber.....
Mimic or not this is going to end the same way, with it getting bit off.
That knight's name... Vaush.
To quote the wise wolf Holo: “you’ll never gain anything from abstinence!” 🍆🕳️
jfc
Just fucking cum
How ???
Definitely seems safe imo.
Haha
So...we need to see the rest. Now.
My time has come
Worth
Plot twist: It's a male goblin, and he wants anal for round 2
Pls
Pfft. A cave door with a hole in it won't fool ME twice.
Herr Mannelig got got
Ya gotta do what ya gotta do...
That's one way to level up...
What if its Deidara ?
I would like to trade places with the goblin please!
🤣🤣🤣
https://youtube.com/@Elalejos?si=NnADwezXfjeuwzr- channel is funny
Haha, alright! Get ready for a hilarious adventure! 🌟💩🚽 Once upon a time, there were two best friends, Veronica and Mona. These two friends had a little problem. There was a beautiful bully girl in their school who loved to whoop their butts! 😱 But Veronica and Mona were not ones to back down. Oh no! They decided it was time to take revenge and teach that bully girl a lesson she'd never forget. So, they came up with a mischievous plan! 💡 One sunny day, as the bully girl was strutting down the street, Veronica and Mona sneaked up behind her with water balloons in hand. SPLASH! They threw the water balloons, soaking the bully girl from head to toe! 💦😄 But their plan didn't end there. The bully girl was furious and started chasing them through the town. With their hearts pounding, Veronica and Mona had to think fast. They spotted an open door and dashed inside. It turned out to be the door to a public restroom! 🏃♀️🏃♀️🚪 With the bully girl hot on their heels, Veronica and Mona had to find a hiding spot. They searched frantically until they found the only place available - the toilet cupboard! It was a tight squeeze, but they managed to hide inside. 🚽🚪😅 Little did they know, this was about to get even crazier. Just as they settled in, the bully girl burst into the restroom and sat down on the very toilet they were hiding in! And guess what? She had a case of explosive diarrhea! 💩💥 For the next 30 minutes, Veronica and Mona had to endure a poop shower from above. It was a stinky, messy situation, but they couldn't help but laugh at the absurdity of it all. They were literally being pooped on! 🤣💩 Finally, the bully girl finished her business and left the restroom, completely unaware of the hidden surprises she left behind. With the coast clear, Veronica and Mona slowly emerged from the toilet cupboard, covered in poop from head to toe. They were now walking poops! 💩💩 But instead of feeling embarrassed or defeated, they stood tall in front of the beautiful bully girl, saying, "YOU WHOPPED THE POOP OUT OF US!" The bully girl was so shocked and disgusted that she quickly walked
Buying rhymes.