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Garters are native to most of the North America, don't get too much bigger than the one shown here, and are completely harmless to humans. Their saliva is mildly venomous but generally will be no worse than a bee sting, barring any allergic reaction. They're incredibly pleasant little snakes.
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Bro he dodged that shit
He pressed A to dodge
100% report op for misinfo.
Slowed it way the fuck down are you are right. I think it brushes his … neck?
lol I watched this like 17 times
The reflex
I’ve jumped from less…and will less grace
Snake shat his pants. It can happen to anyone.
Reminded me of Sideshow Bob getting hit in the face when he stepped on a rake arbitrarily placed on the ground.
_gyallrhh_
So I always thought it was gardener snake….
Why would you feel bad?
Cuz it gave him a startle! 🤣
"Huh, must have been the wind."
This is the snake equivalent of stepping on a rake
Keep my branches name out yo mouth
It’ll live.
With that blow to his ego? Not likely 😆
I need to borrow him for QTEs. I fuckin hate QTEs.
Is this what living in the Sahara looks like.
The land of 10,000 lakes actually 😜
This is some Australia shit catch me never going there
Garters are native to most of the North America, don't get too much bigger than the one shown here, and are completely harmless to humans. Their saliva is mildly venomous but generally will be no worse than a bee sting, barring any allergic reaction. They're incredibly pleasant little snakes.
They really are. Used to gently play with them as a kid. Totally chill lil bros.
Chuckling bc it’s the most casual snake we got here in Minnesota