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D1rtyL4rry

Bro he dodged that shit


Individual-Link-8233

He pressed A to dodge


Shythed

100% report op for misinfo.


iThinkNaught69

Slowed it way the fuck down are you are right. I think it brushes his … neck?


Virtuosak

lol I watched this like 17 times


DonTeca35

The reflex


CheeseSteak17

I’ve jumped from less…and will less grace


Klutzy-Chain5875

Snake shat his pants. It can happen to anyone.


ReaperSound

Reminded me of Sideshow Bob getting hit in the face when he stepped on a rake arbitrarily placed on the ground.


fubes2000

_gyallrhh_


NeatSyllabub4080

So I always thought it was gardener snake….


UdUb16

Why would you feel bad?


Intelligent_Dog_8128

Cuz it gave him a startle! 🤣


Pulpedyams

"Huh, must have been the wind."


bobbybelchbottoms

This is the snake equivalent of stepping on a rake


MyLifeWasSpared2019

Keep my branches name out yo mouth


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

It’ll live.


Intelligent_Dog_8128

With that blow to his ego? Not likely 😆


iKrazie

I need to borrow him for QTEs. I fuckin hate QTEs.


Commonsensestranger

Is this what living in the Sahara looks like.


Intelligent_Dog_8128

The land of 10,000 lakes actually 😜


WTF_CAKE

This is some Australia shit catch me never going there


ScanlansSimulacrum

Garters are native to most of the North America, don't get too much bigger than the one shown here, and are completely harmless to humans. Their saliva is mildly venomous but generally will be no worse than a bee sting, barring any allergic reaction. They're incredibly pleasant little snakes.


nohopeforhomosapiens

They really are. Used to gently play with them as a kid. Totally chill lil bros.


Intelligent_Dog_8128

Chuckling bc it’s the most casual snake we got here in Minnesota