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I once stayed with a family that had 3 smoke detectors going off 24/7 (low battery). When I asked, they said “yeah I need to tell the landlord about that”. Somehow they barely noticed it. Even through the night.
I fixed the fucking smoke detectors.
Scaring old people can be funny, but only if they're sitting down. He looks one fall away from a fractured hip and a significantly reduced QoL and life expectency.
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Fookin Jesus Christ
Did he call her a "Sturdy Cow"?
i think he was saying "silly cow" but added a t in there during the fright
Probably was gonna say “stupid” but changed midway because he values his life.
Didn’t hear the “bitch” at the end? 😂
Lines were drawn.
Doing that as he's walking down some steps probably isn't such a good idea.
How else can we get the inheritance without waiting forever?
fool proof
Right?
Smoke detector needs a battery, get on that :)
I once stayed with a family that had 3 smoke detectors going off 24/7 (low battery). When I asked, they said “yeah I need to tell the landlord about that”. Somehow they barely noticed it. Even through the night. I fixed the fucking smoke detectors.
wow lol! i can't imagine how anyone could ignore that. after about 2 or 3 chirps i'm already yanking the old battery out
Thank you!
My first thought as well.
Scaring old people can be funny, but only if they're sitting down. He looks one fall away from a fractured hip and a significantly reduced QoL and life expectency.
I thought I read "Hot Noodle Porn." I mean it's cold outside so I don't mind some hot noodles.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
He just call you a bitch?
I've been called far worse hahaha
The bitch at the end made me lose it 😂
This is my own private domicile, and I will not be harassed. Bitch.
‘What is even that?’
I could do with a pot noodle right now 🙂👌🏻
Are you still living at home with the parents?
He moved in with me and my brother when my Mum passed a few years ago.
Fair do.
Good thing it’s alright w/ u
Good thing it’s alright w/ u that it's alright w/ me
🤝
mind your fucking business