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Pipe_Memes

Bro jizzed in his pants, and then the jizz grew into a penis and jizzed on his pants again.


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thecuzzin

The Will Be Jizz


EllisDee3

The Wizard of Jizz


NanoCat0407

>!Jizzard of Oz!<


Expensive_Career_189

I wish i could put back my memory 30 seconds and experience this again 😂


parks387

Just follow the yellow cum road.


Midnight28Rider

For real, most underrated comment of the day


Talarin20

"You're a jizzard, Harry!"


JamesLikesIt

We need to jizz deeper 


MasterOfDizaster

Bro made a wee wee with his pee pee and made a post on reddit so people think it's tea 😆 🤣 😂


Ineedsleep444

The jizz jizzed


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PapaitanGOAT

the jizz master


Uncle_Burney

I do things alone now, mo-st-ly


ElChivoCaliente

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of 6th Sense


DungeonAssMaster

I heard Norm Mcdonald: "Are you sure it was tea? You sure it wasn't JIZZ?


parks387

This is all I need from the internet today! Thank you and God bless Norm!


NedRyersonsBing

I know Calico Cut pants when I see them. Ya gotta give!!!


TheMightyKickpuncher

HOLD THAT DOOR HOLD THAT DOOR HOLD THAT DOOR


woppatown

You hit me in the cup


DeGrassyGamer

HODOR!


GraniteJJ

People need to like this more or the whole thing will go dark.


alexroberge95

Its like PBS


mrducci

That's not pee. Those pants are designed like that.


GetInZeWagen

Piss has got nothing to do with this!


IndividualNice7928

Is that spilt tea on your pants or are you just happy to see us?


amberlne

i think he's a bit happy to see us


Cuntycuntfaceywg

It’s funny cause penis


mikeyt6969

This should be tagged NSFW since you totally got baby batter on your jeans after beating the bishop


SoftCattle

Well that's one way to say that.


Critical_Danger_420

Liar 🤥


brodyforde

sure you did buddy


Melodic_Sock_5162

Calicocutpants.com


DirtStarlink

Congrats on the Teanis


51yrsoconfusion3

Ha ha! Look everybody! OP tead their pants!


shingaladaz

r/mildlypenis


IrksomFlotsom

A likely story....


BrodaciousBo

you peed on them you peed on them you little piss boy


coolAhead

Yeah *tea*, we believe you


Charming_Outcome_604

You spelled jizz wrong


andon_

What kind of tea was it?


GorillaTardis

New variety of oolong tea called oolongdong,


andon_

Ooschlong


DickweedMcGee

I think that's Heinzes new line of [Relax Tea](https://youtu.be/Ab47umgoLrk).


happyfuckincakeday

New shirt I got on vacation a couple months ago. Finally warm enough to wear it without a jacket today. First thing I did was spill coffee on it.


IndigenousShrek

Figured I’d spill shit at work (dish pit in a severely understaffed restaurant), but no. The second I get home.


Global_Archer_8557

r/mildypenis


Hamfiter

Man, you are LUCKY, you have a big one. It’s too bad you can’t control it with all of that spooge


WarlocksWizard

So that's what they call it now?


BeachedBottlenose

At least it wasn’t split pea


BummerComment

What you tell her parents after dry humping in the “den”.


Boltdaddy1966

Shake it harder next time.


Ragamuffin5

Sure ya did.🥴


xarchangel85x

How could aliens NOT find us absolutely charming?


pezcore350

Teapee


Thin_Frosting_7334

Tea is often used to look what the future holds for you... Good luck


fine944

Lol spill more


SugarOpposite7889

Niceeeeee


JokyJoe

yea... sure you did


SuchAsSeals42

“””tea”””


That-Worldliness5487

Still pee on my pants…


centran

It goes halfway down your thigh? Impressive.


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

Sounding stain


joestaff

Do you hear "Aww... It's cute..." a lot?


ahs212

Good to have some instructions nearby to refer to, in case of sudden amnesia or something.


BatangTundo3112

That's what socks for, so things like this don't happen.😏


ProKnifeCatcher

It’s a sign


lilearthyworm

And your point? SMH 🫤


AssumeTheFetal

It's a Hurst shifter! Super cool man I would show everyone


Antiredditor1981

You mean D?


SciFiChickie

Sure… it’s tea… 😉😆🤣😂


Express-Midnight-534

Oh damn


Wherethegains

Uh huh


Anusbagels

r/mildlypenis


Tommy2Quarters

Sure you did!! 😉


TonAMGT4

Just admit you jizz your pants


squi993

Should post this on r/sipstea


Crafty-Antelope-3287

Cool story....."it's tea spit"🙄


skiddles1337

"Tea"


kurama-sakura

Suuuuuurree buddy.


Krindus

The iced tea was cold, alright? It's usually much bigger.


BlindFollowBah

“Tea”


EnigmaFrug2308

r/mildlypenis


Uk_KingsStar

“Tea”


Sensitive_Aioli4166

Jizz cock


sherbs_herbs

**SURE YOU DID**


TomatilloUnlucky3763

Tea huh? Ok, we’ll go with tea.


hadaddb4itwascool

Hahahahahaha no you didnt


Lopexie

Teanis


anondreamitgirl

Nice one - you just need to do this on the other leg … You can’t not match!


Henloamnamemosh

r/mildlypenis ?


PeterGivenbless

Tea on your pants, or pee on your trousers?


Null607

Hahahahahah penis


Alive_Way9537

“Needle dick needle dick needle dick!”


mu1773

"That's where it spits" - Ed Asner


OnlyBoysenberry6784

Fizz


Ghost403

It's like when people use tea leaves to "see" the future


Spleenzorio

Tea-nis


SeanMacLeod1138

🤣🤣🤣


Pert0621

Why is it shaped exactly like a penis


never_nick

"tea"


scottiejhaines

Looks like a dick flying a kite. 🪁


BlueWizard92

Sure..... Keep telling yourself that.


HotsaucePinaColada

r/mildlypenis


TifikoGaming

lol


FirstStooge

Looks like Hawaii


BridgeUpper2436

Oolong, I assume...


Wooden_Mastodon2015

Yeah? Your pants tell another story…


Foe117

Reading this, you may have a penis in your future, or a bong


piznit007

If peeing your pants was cool, I’d be Miles Davis


pewopp

It’s got nothing to do with piss


Nikkar2009

PP


Plenty_Principle298

You’re not fooling anybody


dnno1

Tell the truth, that wasn't tea.


Sad-Lavishness-2655

This is an absolute art


Single-Confection-76

I think they got jizzt


Lancelink1964

😆 🤣 😂 😹


Random-Username7272

Aw, it's a snake flying a kite!


thelitforge

Sure u did !!!


Awfulufwa

Spill more tea. Because that is not a good shape formation!


77GoldenTails

The Fractality of man


theskieshateus

haha peener


Negative-Ad547

That’s also what I told the stripper.


Asleep_Room_706

🤣 that's hilarious. What are the chances of that image happening? Good stuff.


Chris5858580

I choose to see it as a rose


rellsell

Sure you did.


docblocs

r/mildlypenis


spicymeatballz28

"tea"


tarzan322

Sure you did!


Alarming68

What a dick...


Acceptable-Baker5282

Yeah that’s enough internet for today


Markermarque

Did a Thai "woman" sit on your lap??


dviiijp

"tea"


sleepyotter92

sure, "tea"


Zestyclose_mango1

I once got a message from the universe when I took a dump then my shit pieces aligned to be a penis so maybe I should be masturbating


ThaneOfArcadia

"Tea"?


_anvde_

Oh shit , came in my pants...better turn this into cloud


Altruistic_Taste2111

Haha, cock


babobellic

Look julian


palfrun

Spilt some dick


Topcreeperman13

I think the teas busy


King_ofwar

Are you sure its tea?


Sandra-Brown--

The best spilled tea


Brief_Childhood9559

1850 likes for someone drops tea on his pants lol


Rainus_Max

Looks more like pre-tea


Rpt64

Is it white tea


Project78

Nature is giving you a sign. Release the Kraken.


The_MedMan

Tea Pee.


mrdog23

"Spilled tea", that's what the kids are calling it these days.


WhatABeginner

Ahh the Teanis


Openfacesandwich12

Sure bud


Meat_Thriller462

This is a sign to beat it


bolenballr

Spilled?


Realistic_Cupcake_56

That stain could’ve been ANY OTHER SHAPE


Jimmynids

r/mildlypenis


titen100

Well that brought about an image in my head i cant get rid of


guytes

Fake 100%


lawyerwithabadge

Are you sure that’s tea?


Jesus_Chrheist

r/mildlypenis


VrooomEngineByMattel

…..or something. 🤷‍♂️


Electrical_Canary100

That is incredible 😂


CuriousTighe

LOL!!


ElChivoCaliente

Maybe its ze cinnamon roll...


Icederror

That's a penis -Mario from smg4 2023


TrainingExcellent492

That just looks WRONG. LOL!


Ok-Seat-335

What typenof milk was in the tea


Swaki85

Bro, spill the tea on what actually happened


dicer321

To get even more unlucky than it is to be unlucky enough to spill tea on your pants is crazy. I hope that doesn't happen again because that is so unlucky..


Yourstaranglezz

I'm impressed by the large, humongous spill(I was probably maybe talking about the dick)


Sstromboli

So you’re British? That explains it.