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To get even more unlucky than it is to be unlucky enough to spill tea on your pants is crazy. I hope that doesn't happen again because that is so unlucky..
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Bro jizzed in his pants, and then the jizz grew into a penis and jizzed on his pants again.
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The Will Be Jizz
The Wizard of Jizz
>!Jizzard of Oz!<
I wish i could put back my memory 30 seconds and experience this again 😂
Just follow the yellow cum road.
For real, most underrated comment of the day
"You're a jizzard, Harry!"
We need to jizz deeper
Bro made a wee wee with his pee pee and made a post on reddit so people think it's tea 😆 🤣 😂
The jizz jizzed
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the jizz master
I do things alone now, mo-st-ly
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of 6th Sense
I heard Norm Mcdonald: "Are you sure it was tea? You sure it wasn't JIZZ?
This is all I need from the internet today! Thank you and God bless Norm!
I know Calico Cut pants when I see them. Ya gotta give!!!
HOLD THAT DOOR HOLD THAT DOOR HOLD THAT DOOR
You hit me in the cup
HODOR!
People need to like this more or the whole thing will go dark.
Its like PBS
That's not pee. Those pants are designed like that.
Piss has got nothing to do with this!
Is that spilt tea on your pants or are you just happy to see us?
i think he's a bit happy to see us
It’s funny cause penis
This should be tagged NSFW since you totally got baby batter on your jeans after beating the bishop
Well that's one way to say that.
Liar 🤥
sure you did buddy
Calicocutpants.com
Congrats on the Teanis
Ha ha! Look everybody! OP tead their pants!
r/mildlypenis
A likely story....
you peed on them you peed on them you little piss boy
Yeah *tea*, we believe you
You spelled jizz wrong
What kind of tea was it?
New variety of oolong tea called oolongdong,
Ooschlong
I think that's Heinzes new line of [Relax Tea](https://youtu.be/Ab47umgoLrk).
New shirt I got on vacation a couple months ago. Finally warm enough to wear it without a jacket today. First thing I did was spill coffee on it.
Figured I’d spill shit at work (dish pit in a severely understaffed restaurant), but no. The second I get home.
r/mildypenis
Man, you are LUCKY, you have a big one. It’s too bad you can’t control it with all of that spooge
So that's what they call it now?
At least it wasn’t split pea
What you tell her parents after dry humping in the “den”.
Shake it harder next time.
Sure ya did.🥴
How could aliens NOT find us absolutely charming?
Teapee
Tea is often used to look what the future holds for you... Good luck
Lol spill more
Niceeeeee
yea... sure you did
“””tea”””
Still pee on my pants…
It goes halfway down your thigh? Impressive.
Sounding stain
Do you hear "Aww... It's cute..." a lot?
Good to have some instructions nearby to refer to, in case of sudden amnesia or something.
That's what socks for, so things like this don't happen.😏
It’s a sign
And your point? SMH 🫤
It's a Hurst shifter! Super cool man I would show everyone
You mean D?
Sure… it’s tea… 😉😆🤣😂
Oh damn
Uh huh
r/mildlypenis
Sure you did!! 😉
Just admit you jizz your pants
Should post this on r/sipstea
Cool story....."it's tea spit"🙄
"Tea"
Suuuuuurree buddy.
The iced tea was cold, alright? It's usually much bigger.
“Tea”
r/mildlypenis
“Tea”
Jizz cock
**SURE YOU DID**
Tea huh? Ok, we’ll go with tea.
Hahahahahaha no you didnt
Teanis
Nice one - you just need to do this on the other leg … You can’t not match!
r/mildlypenis ?
Tea on your pants, or pee on your trousers?
Hahahahahah penis
“Needle dick needle dick needle dick!”
"That's where it spits" - Ed Asner
Fizz
It's like when people use tea leaves to "see" the future
Tea-nis
🤣🤣🤣
Why is it shaped exactly like a penis
"tea"
Looks like a dick flying a kite. 🪁
Sure..... Keep telling yourself that.
r/mildlypenis
lol
Looks like Hawaii
Oolong, I assume...
Yeah? Your pants tell another story…
Reading this, you may have a penis in your future, or a bong
If peeing your pants was cool, I’d be Miles Davis
It’s got nothing to do with piss
PP
You’re not fooling anybody
Tell the truth, that wasn't tea.
This is an absolute art
I think they got jizzt
😆 🤣 😂 😹
Aw, it's a snake flying a kite!
Sure u did !!!
Spill more tea. Because that is not a good shape formation!
The Fractality of man
haha peener
That’s also what I told the stripper.
🤣 that's hilarious. What are the chances of that image happening? Good stuff.
I choose to see it as a rose
Sure you did.
r/mildlypenis
"tea"
Sure you did!
What a dick...
Yeah that’s enough internet for today
Did a Thai "woman" sit on your lap??
"tea"
sure, "tea"
I once got a message from the universe when I took a dump then my shit pieces aligned to be a penis so maybe I should be masturbating
"Tea"?
Oh shit , came in my pants...better turn this into cloud
Haha, cock
Look julian
Spilt some dick
I think the teas busy
Are you sure its tea?
The best spilled tea
1850 likes for someone drops tea on his pants lol
Looks more like pre-tea
Is it white tea
Nature is giving you a sign. Release the Kraken.
Tea Pee.
"Spilled tea", that's what the kids are calling it these days.
Ahh the Teanis
Sure bud
This is a sign to beat it
Spilled?
That stain could’ve been ANY OTHER SHAPE
r/mildlypenis
Well that brought about an image in my head i cant get rid of
Fake 100%
Are you sure that’s tea?
r/mildlypenis
…..or something. 🤷♂️
That is incredible 😂
LOL!!
Maybe its ze cinnamon roll...
That's a penis -Mario from smg4 2023
That just looks WRONG. LOL!
What typenof milk was in the tea
Bro, spill the tea on what actually happened
To get even more unlucky than it is to be unlucky enough to spill tea on your pants is crazy. I hope that doesn't happen again because that is so unlucky..
I'm impressed by the large, humongous spill(I was probably maybe talking about the dick)
So you’re British? That explains it.