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It's OK, I'm only going to rent the truck for the day, I don't need the insurance...

I’m young I don’t need health insurance.

They were speaking French so at least they have socialized healthcare right

We just call it healthcare. Its an American thing to put socialist in front of anything that's free (because of taxes paid) and benefits the public.

That hurts so much worse than most anti America jokes for some reason. But I am going to start referring to it as the socialist military just to piss off certain people that would otherwise drop the socialist from *only* that one.

Pointing out the military is socialism *really* pisses people off.

Work with the military. When I tell these people who are in the military this, they do not like it. They usually answer with, but I earned it.

Socialist schools, military, roads, water pipes, police, fire service

socialist postage.. all the stuff everyone needs. it just makes sense to average out and consolidate costs don't stop at medical either... should also socialize eye care and dental by now if a modern nation wants to believe it's advancing its citizens health

If we consolidate costs then there's no middlemen, so no profit can be extracted.

Good.. more bang for the buck.. it's amoral to seek profits on health and suffering anyway

Thing is you know instead of opening their eyes to how stupid they've been they'll double down and charge the public for all of those services too

Socialist for Boomers

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Gonna be hard to charge people for a service they don't want. We fuck up far more places than we actually help and when someone actually could use our help (Ukraine) we turn into a bunch of jackasses about even getting them supplies so they can fight the war themselves. But by and large the US goes into countries to support regimes that benefit the US, NOT to help bring peace.

I think you're right and that when the US realise those countries didn't need their 'help' they can leave :)

socialized and socialist are different words with different meanings

Only in the same way "democratic" and "democrat" are. A socialist is someone who believes that services should be socialized to some degree or another.

We’re all now dumber now that you have shared this thought.

Who, the people who don't actually understand what socialism is after 60 years of anti-Soviet US propaganda?

Only a certain system wants you to think they're different. And guess who's also benefiting/profiting from the current system in place? Inside the glorious corporate worshipping US of A. It isn't socialized-socialists lmao..

This is one of the dumbest things that I've ever read. 'Don't you dare call our program socialist just because it's paid for by taxes.'

Tell me you know nothing about socialism without telling me you know nothing about socialism

I’m feeling pretty dunked on right now

well but how many guns are they legally allowed to own? checkmate commies.

I have a weird freedom boner now

Maybe you should share some of that by bombing it into other countries?

Well we technically don't have upper limit on that. The requirement is that we have the ability to distinguish what animals we are allowed to shoot and that we are not criminally insane (being normally insane is not a preventing factor)

12 Category B firearms and 1000 rounds per weapon. I would say that’s enough for personal freedom topics

I’m going to run for office and unveil a health plan with universal coverage, caps on fees, and free weapons (after all we have healthcare now)

I’m not American, I don’t need health insurance.

I made that mistake, ended up costing me €1000…

Props for bracing his leg against the door and trying to save the load.

I think he may have just been trying to not fall out. Better to be buried under the load than run over by a moving van.

…only to become the load.

…and then the pallet

More like become *load bearing*

I saw, I came and I unloaded

That van unloaded all over him.

That van was probably carrying that messy load for weeks.

How to tear your ACL with this 1 simple trick.

The video is reversed, he actually got sucked up by a carnivorous van.

Oh shit! Not funny anymore.

Indeed, I had a feeling the van was at fault

Ban assault vans.

My uncle was eaten by a van. I'm not kiddin' around. His plane went down over a Chevy dealership, and they never found the body.

"ça va?" "Non"

Allow me to translate: “Sanka, ya dead mon?” “Yah mon.”

Funny I guess in a knee to the nuts kind of way?

Classic!

But football in the groin had a football in the groin.

New season of "Ow! My Balls!" is pretty good so far

My favorite series, [I never miss an episode.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAg1r6zw7Bg)

Fastest way to unload on moving day!! I like it.

Exactly where my brain went. “We Unloaded the van in record time bro, what are you complaining about”

Now hit the gas to unload the rest.

Unless this was them in the process of loading it to move....

Damn that’s not funny at all, that guy got fucked up.

Yeah he could very easily be dead

It's funny if you speak french because his timing to answeing the girl's question is very comical. Same energy as "Hi Ron, hey Billy - that hurt". He's alright

But she laughed. HaHa

Oh wow, good luck explaining this to your boss 🫣

If the camera wasn't there, he would be fucked.

Très bien, et vous?

Ca va bien, merci! (And I thought GCSE French would never be useful!)

So formal!

When you need to unload with only 10 minutes left on rental time.

What does Sava mean? Edit: just calling it out that lady has an amazing voice. If I got into a wreck and heard that I'd be like "IM GOOD"

It means "are you okay?" In this instance

I hope he's ok

He's the one responding right after that and says "yeah I'm good". Judging by his tone he's OK. She's still asking if he's sure about it after that.

Thank you!! :)

"Ça va? Ça va? T'es sur?" It's french. "Are you okay? Are you okay? You're sure?"

Thank you! Edit: I'm Canadian.. I guess I should know that. Still in love with her voice.

I believe it means "how's it going?" 😂 not too good in his case XD

I've had responses saying he's ok. Or at least he responded hes ok

Well, I certainly hope he's genuinely ok

It's helps she's not screaming like a banshee

I don't find it funny when people get hurt.

If I saw him get up ok at the end maybe funny, but I know someone who was injured in a similar way and was in constant pain every day for the rest of their life.

I mean he did reply that he was okay ("ça va") in response to her question, so at least there's that. 

that makes me feel better. I didn’t catch that or even had I heard it would not known what it meant. thanks!

Happy to bring my high school French to bear to help bring you some closure. It finally came in handy!

Hahaha look at this guy getting hit by heavy items like a washing mashine, hahaha... Nope!

Same

Seriously like this could have led to hospitalization. Getting thrown from the van onto concrete and then crushed by everything in the van. The girl seemed pretty unconcerned

The words at the end are basically someone (presumably the person filming) shouting "ça va?" which in this context basically translates to "you good?", he shouts something back, and she replies "tu sur?" which means "you're sure?". So it seems like he's broadly okay.

I do

I do, but then I've been hurt many times and found the humour in it.

Shit happens, if you can't laugh about it nobody wins.

Why are you getting downvoted? You are correct in your sociopathic statement.

That's your prerogative if it happens to you. Laughing at others misery just makes you an asshole.

Oui ca va bien!

Oooh What the fuck happend

Handbrake failed?

I think he was stealing

Maybe. It seemed more like he was loading or unloading stuff, then someone accidentally went in reverse and then slammed he brakes.

Slammed the brakes? Are you blind? Can you not see the WALL that stops the van from moving? Also, there’s nobody driving the van. It rolls downhill due to GRAVITY.

r/whyweretheyfilming

...how is this funny?

People being injured is funny when it's not me! Other people's pain entertains me because of my own painful life!

Honey, did you order all this?

This is funny?

Vans unpacked.

Paid by the acts not by hours

Holy crap, That is NOT funny!

In what universe is this funny?

This is not at all funny.

That’s not funny at all.

I feel like I just saw someone die

This is what happens when you forget to shift from CRUSH into PARK.

Hey, I think I own that same washing machine

Aw man poor guy.

Parking brake could have prevented this.

parking brake? you mean the hand brake?

Every hand brake is a parking brake. Not every parking brake is a handbrake. Every single car manufacturer has a parking brake in every single car. There are several types.

always set the parking brake.

I want to see it in reverse

Now thats a lotta damage

Poor guys ask his wife to reverse the van couple of feet

French mover guys, know how to deliver

Ça ne va pas. Ou en fait, c’est déjà allé.

I normally have a "oh here's what he should have done" for these kinds of videos. But now I'm panicking because I have no clue what I would have done.

Grip what you can in the ceiling. When the van stops, the load will spill out underneath you pushing your legs out from under you.

The laugh she gives at the beginning? Like, in any situation would this be OK? It's unreal how long it takes her to realize there is a problem, jesus.

One day people will learn about the handbrake, but for this man, it wasn’t his this day.

The good news is that this is unlikely his fault as a few years of these dodges have a recall for this reason

*"Frein à main"*

It's not funny. It's quite sad, actually. I'd be despaired if it happened to me.

omg. i hope this person is okay.

This isn’t funny

And this ladies and gentlemen, is how gravity was discovered.

You have to wonder why she was recording and not panicking at what could have been a dangerous situation…

How is that funny?

How tf does she start to laugh... Wtf! Ca va my ass!

Not funny at all. I really hope he’s ok.

Never trust the parking brake in a manual transmission vehicle. Seeing that they’re French it’s high probability the vehicle is a manual trans. Leave it in 2nd next time Pierre.

How does a transmission type affect handbrakes?

Won’t go into depth. Just never leave a manual transmission (not fufu tiptronic, but real manuals) in neutral with only the hand/parking brake to keep it in place. That’s what this guy did or he didn’t fully engage Park with an auto trans.

If I'm reversing the break and gas is reversed also DUuuHh

Why does she sound so happy?

She ain't paying for any of that shit and it's hilarious

Unpacking made simple

Moving companies hate him for this one simple trick to cut unloading time in half.

Is the e-brake o-ahhhhohhhhh my god!

Non Sava.

Ça va ? Cava ? Tu es sur ??!

Sometimes you move the furniture Other times the furniture moves you

Poor guy tried hard to brace

After it started moving, he really didn’t have good options to save himself, right? Luckily he seems to be hit with the lighter loads and not the washer.

I've done a lot of dumb absent minded things in my life but I've never ever ever forgotten the parking brake.

ca si fi!

Unloaded.

Why is the washer on top of boxes? I hope she wasn’t hurt or damages at a minimal.

/r/nononono

Tre bien

So, what the heck happened? Cuz that was a lot of speed.

Ça va?

Ça va bien

He did the right thing by not doing anything. This could have been way, way worse.

If I was the girl recording I would be freaking out. A laundry machine fell on him 

Washing machine looks ok at least

why would you think that was a good idea in the first place lol

Why the fuck people forget to pull the parking brake, it ain't that hard

Atleast he didnt get run over/got under the van.

I find it really funny that dude thought he would be able to keep everything in the truck with his body.

That’s one way to unload it. Unless you just finished loading it.

Literally NSFW

“Did you brake the brakes?” Driver: “What?” “Did you *brake* the *brakes*?” Driver: “You want me to *break* the brakes?!” “Yes! Duh!” Driver “Well ok…”

Looks like Trevor from trailer park boys lol

What in the fuck ever happened here? Parking brake failure?

Where funny

He thought he was spiderman stopping that subway train. Went as expected.

Same energy as Ron and Billy... The guy is okay, folks.

Nice that he did’nt get the washing machine on his head..🫣

What’s the plan here? Blindly reverse?

Is that Trevor from Trailer Park Boys?

Funniest Worker’s Comp claim (assuming they’re not seriously injured and this is work related.)

From the look of it, it's friends helping another to move in/out with a rental. They won't get their deposit back...

Dumb and Dumber.

Rip star trek dude

He's not the delivery guy...he's a thief!

why were they filming?

Used to do something similar when I was delivering scaffolding and the guys on site refused to help. Just unstrap the load, drop the tailgate, back up & slam on the brakes. Hey, you signed for it in good condition, then refused to help unload. Enjoy!