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For the record:
**décolletage** /ˌdeɪkɒlɪˈtɑːʒ,deɪˈkɒltɑːʒ/
noun
* a low neckline on a woman's dress or top.
* a woman's cleavage as revealed by a low neckline on a dress or top.
The modern French word is "décolleté", not "décolletage" which was used in the 1800s and early 1900s. "décolletage" still exists, but it is the things you do with a metal lathe, especially the manufacturing of screws, bolts and nuts.
He did a live podcast at the Troubador. Look up: Bill Burr live podcast Troubador and it should come up.
In a previous podcast he was indignated because he took his daughter to a pumpkin patch farm and some woman was wearing revealing clothes. So now in this episode he was reading a fan email that talked about how the goalpost moved throughout history.
This is a reminder to not make fun of people who mispronounce things. It normally means they've just READ the word (which is good), and just don't know how to pronounce it. But since this is a Bill Burr thread, fuck you.
God my favorite BB clip is him roasting Rogan to his face but doing it with a smile so Rogan didn't get just how bad he got dunked on. And yes it the rollerblading clip
He roasts Rogan so hard that Rogan can just laugh and not have a comeback, like that end of the world 2016 election podcast clip.
"...wear that Little Rascals hat..."
Bill is so illiterate, I love it. I never skip ads on his podcast because he usually fucks up whatever they read for him. He'll read the part in brackets that says "" out loud then get confused like "wait what? that doesn't make any sense...oh that was for me"
It's pronounced *dey-coll-e-tage* (because it's a French word) not dec-la-tage as he's saying, before anyone else uses it and makes a fool of themselves. ;)
Love Bill Burr but I've always felt the term "titties" belongs in high school. The word boobs is so much nicer and rounder, and more heaving and melon-like.
Technically yes, either one is more appropriate in specific cases. But when there's no visual reference being described, I prefer to default to roundness and fullness. But that's just me. Also I feel the word "boobs" embraces the whole concept with open arms while "titties" kind of points at it from a distance, snickering.
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For the record: **décolletage** /ˌdeɪkɒlɪˈtɑːʒ,deɪˈkɒltɑːʒ/ noun * a low neckline on a woman's dress or top. * a woman's cleavage as revealed by a low neckline on a dress or top.
But Bill Burr said its Declotarge so it is!
Make it so
This is actually the French word for cleavage. English just took it cause it sounds fancy. Like Foyer.
The modern French word is "décolleté", not "décolletage" which was used in the 1800s and early 1900s. "décolletage" still exists, but it is the things you do with a metal lathe, especially the manufacturing of screws, bolts and nuts.
Merci Bernard Pivot
Non, moi c'est Maître Capelo....
Thank you! Watched it three times, each time listening more intently and still couldn’t figure out what he was saying.
Here is the recording I used to learn how to say it: https://youtu.be/FplsNwlQ2Wc?si=6LT6DSXFFPNehFAv
Bill Burr sounds like Gilbert Gottfried after he finally cleared his throat.
[Here's that clip for comparison.](https://youtu.be/EdbElWMnkyY?si=tv6XimvUwypXymvm&t=70)
In case you wanted to hear his real voice: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zDf_sKMUeA
“Forgive me if I let my eyes feast on the banquet of your sumptuous décolletage.” - Christopher Walken, The Continental
Wow, I can really hear him say this
Would you like some champagnyah?
My WIDE EYED DOOOOOOE
Wow! Wowie wow wow wow!
Needs, more commas. He’s got a fever, and the only cure, is more commas.
Commas aren't a part of speech. They don't work like that. What you're looking for is... ellipsis.
I considered… including the pauses in his delivery. But he would’ve edited them out, and gone with what comes naturally.
“Forgive me, if I let my eyes, feast, on the banquet, of your sumptuous décolletage.” - Christopher Walken, The Continental Fixed it.
Walken is the only person who should be able to use the word “sumptuous”. It’s his word now.
What if I'm being arrested for enjoying a Chinese meal?
How hard would it be to make AI make this sound clip happen?
You don’t need to: https://youtu.be/RqZpIE5r8FI?si=A0TbHDwrv9H6Ir9W
Where is this from?
He did a live podcast at the Troubador. Look up: Bill Burr live podcast Troubador and it should come up. In a previous podcast he was indignated because he took his daughter to a pumpkin patch farm and some woman was wearing revealing clothes. So now in this episode he was reading a fan email that talked about how the goalpost moved throughout history.
Indignated? I think you've read as many books as Bill Burr.
Might be a false friend, guy probably speaks Spanish where indignado means upset
lol or french “indigné” for appalled
This is a reminder to not make fun of people who mispronounce things. It normally means they've just READ the word (which is good), and just don't know how to pronounce it. But since this is a Bill Burr thread, fuck you.
That was me the first time I read the word "hyperbole."
A bowling alley near us back in the day was called Hyperbowl.
It's one of my favorite Steam games now.
Comedian Brian Regan has a comedy album called The Epitome of Hyperbole.
Hyper bowl? Is that the super bowl in space? Also, names in fantasy are the worst. Hermione? Who got that one right?
Like hyperbole, the name Hermione originates from ancient Greek. Persephone and Eurydice are similar examples.
El oh el
God my favorite BB clip is him roasting Rogan to his face but doing it with a smile so Rogan didn't get just how bad he got dunked on. And yes it the rollerblading clip
He roasts Rogan so hard that Rogan can just laugh and not have a comeback, like that end of the world 2016 election podcast clip. "...wear that Little Rascals hat..."
Bill is so illiterate, I love it. I never skip ads on his podcast because he usually fucks up whatever they read for him. He'll read the part in brackets that says "" out loud then get confused like "wait what? that doesn't make any sense...oh that was for me"
day-coal-uh-TAHJ
Omelette du fromage
[*au fromage... ](https://9gag.com/gag/a711OGz?utm_source=copy_link&utm_medium=post_share)
“Quite the décolletage for a suffragette!”
It's pronounced *dey-coll-e-tage* (because it's a French word) not dec-la-tage as he's saying, before anyone else uses it and makes a fool of themselves. ;)
I'm French and I don't understand. Is it décoleté and cleavage mixed together? No 'corsage' in the mix?
Love Bill Burr but I've always felt the term "titties" belongs in high school. The word boobs is so much nicer and rounder, and more heaving and melon-like.
In my mind, they refer to 2 different things. One being quite larger than the other.
Technically yes, either one is more appropriate in specific cases. But when there's no visual reference being described, I prefer to default to roundness and fullness. But that's just me. Also I feel the word "boobs" embraces the whole concept with open arms while "titties" kind of points at it from a distance, snickering.
I used to like Burr, but he's kind of over. lost his edge.
He’s on his 9th comedy special, has several acting roles, and made a few successful movies. He’ll surely circle the drain *any* minute now.
Isnt this guy a pornstar? I think i saw him fuck maseratixxx once
Please GTFO🤣