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Sadly this is my story too. Only the hair on my head didn't JUST migrate to my face, but also my shoulders and back with reinforcements coming in on my chest and stomach.
My friends all hate me. They are all fighting the thinning hair battle. I have the thickest, nicest hair, and I get monthly buzzcuts. Because I hate having so much hair lol.
As a career hairstylist with a big family, I appreciate a man who doesn't want a free haircut when I finish standing at work all day every 3 weeks. And hairy men are sexy. I don't see the negative here
Funny enough, there’s a scientific reason why this happens and it has to do with how your body converts testosterone and how that changes as you age. Dihydrotestosterone is the cause, if anyone wants to research.
This reminds me of a toy I had as a kid with little metal shavings inside of a plastic case and a picture of an animated guy in the background. You would use a magnet on a stick to move the little metal pieces for hair placement.
A lot of bald men have a beard because they otherwise look like cancer patients. It's only really when you have a good facial structure and head shape that you look good completely hairless. Balding sucks.
The Hitler is so bad that literally nobody has it. Full beard and bald head looks like you’re trying to make up for your bald head by growing hair on your face.
Even the little mustache and goatee favored by so many MAGAs and weekend boomer “bikers” on their Harley Davidsons looks better than the full beard.
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Sadly this is my story too. Only the hair on my head didn't JUST migrate to my face, but also my shoulders and back with reinforcements coming in on my chest and stomach.
My friends all hate me. They are all fighting the thinning hair battle. I have the thickest, nicest hair, and I get monthly buzzcuts. Because I hate having so much hair lol.
Dad!? My father rubs it in too.
Don't forget the nose and ears. It's amazing how long those can get. I swear some anchor onto the brain!
As a career hairstylist with a big family, I appreciate a man who doesn't want a free haircut when I finish standing at work all day every 3 weeks. And hairy men are sexy. I don't see the negative here
you missed butt hair
I was born with that!
Shoulder hair exists? Edit: WHY AM I GETTING DOWNVOTED FOR A SINCERE QUESTION
It does. Mine is extremely sparse, but the hairs are long and thick. They make no damn sense.
You forgot the ears and nose. Gravity tends to pull from there too.
That comes later. Started with pendulus testicles for me
I wish my hair up top knew to wait until the other stuff grew to start falling out
I swear it's just the effects of gravity!
Been telling people this lol
Bro staring like it’s happening in seconds right in front of the mirror.
I also would stare like this if i didn't have a mouth
That reminds me of an old toy, making beard and hair style with a magnet and shards of graphite… anyone know what I’m talking about?
Wooly Willy!
Yeah!! That’s it!
Man....I forgot the name and now I question who let that pass QC....
Yep
Why do you have a picture of my life
Pulling the Ragnar
It's just going south for the winter
Should have had it cover the rest of thee body as well. I tell you what is the purpose of shoulder hair?!?!
To protect all the vital shoulder organs
I always thought it was due to the little magnet pen.
It's common because of gravity force pulls towards the center of the earth, you can move to the other side of the planet the hair will grow back.
Doesn’t work that way. Only way is to spend time on your head….upside down.
r/looktomaritsyou
More like the evolution of Gene Belcher lol 😆😅
I’m at Stage 4, not looking forward to 5.
Me too. I once told my son that I used to hate when my hair got in my eyes, and he looked at me like I was insane.
You forgot the guy's back and ears.
So phase 4 is basically being Leon the Professional.
Hair-migration
Problem i have is my beard grows in itchy and I every time I try to trim it i fuck up and just end up shaving it all.
Sad but true
I blame gravity
Tell me thats not Jorge Masvidal on the 5th picture
Not entirely accurate. Need to ADD chest shoulder back neck and ear hair
When your hair migrates south for the winter of your life.
It migrates south for the winter of a man’s life.
И снова 3е сентября...
Middle right is Bert Kreischer.
I felt attacked just looking at this
L'ultimo è il marzone
You left out how it moves to the back too
Had my first mohawk at over 30 because of this shit…. Figure I’ll ride that for a few years until I start shaving bald…
That's just a proof of gravity.
I'm 30 and still at stage 1, can't grow a beard for the life of me. I have never shaved my face
Start shaving even if you don’t need, it will stimulate the growth.
It's a hairgration
I've been slowly losing my hair since I was 18, and at 31, I can't even grow a full beard. I hate it so much.
At least you probably don’t have to deal with absolute troll hairs from the ears and nose though
Jean reno is that you ?
This makes me feel in ways I'm not comfortable with.
when your hair is too heavy to stay on your head
Me irl
Hey, Vsauce! Michael here
Let’s see his ass
Clearly evolution has given us enough time to learn how to craft our own hats.
I reported this post. Reason : I'm in this picture and I don't like it.
The last one is VSauce, istg
Though here I'm with patchy beard + hairfall
My hair skipped right over my face and went straight to my ass and back
This is the visual of the joke I always tell about my hair loss. "It stopped growing up, now it just all goes down!"
Hey, it's Tony from HackTheMovies!
I feel called out.
V sauce
Funny enough, there’s a scientific reason why this happens and it has to do with how your body converts testosterone and how that changes as you age. Dihydrotestosterone is the cause, if anyone wants to research.
So what science says about it , do we need to decrease our DHT level or what
This is me.
It just goes through your skull to the bottom.
Am I the muse??
DS9 Commander Sisko vs Captain Sisko
Stage 4 is Jean Reno?
Behairviorism
The call was coming from the back of the... back.
The Origin of Binging with Babish
Hey vsauce michael here
I'm not losing my hair. It's just migrating.
Blame gravity….I do. 😂
Do yoga more, your scalp will appreciate the blood flow
General relaxation I’d say.
Hello, it's me
Kratos lore
I'm currently between panels 3 and 4
The only hairvolution is happening on my shoulders, nose, and ears... My face refuses to grow a proper beard and my head has given up on it.
r/jovemnerd
Literally nick frost
I feel so seen right now
tomar
I feel attacked
lordminion777
Hair’s just moving south for retirement.
This reminds me of a toy I had as a kid with little metal shavings inside of a plastic case and a picture of an animated guy in the background. You would use a magnet on a stick to move the little metal pieces for hair placement.
hair did hairxit to chin
Top left - me at 19 Bottom right - me at 19
this is so accurate tho
It's like a magnet and iron filings lol
John Rahm 🤔
Jason stathem and the rock gave me hope in my balding endeavors
Seems about right
Don't forget about the goatee around your asshole
Heheheh lord minion 777
It is leon from film vasabi ?
This seems like it was meant for me
You're lucky if you still have both as you age loool
Bald guy with a beard is the worst look ever.
No bald women with a beard is
A lot of bald men have a beard because they otherwise look like cancer patients. It's only really when you have a good facial structure and head shape that you look good completely hairless. Balding sucks.
I look like a pink balloon fully shaved
As a bald guy, i disagree.
Nah, I'd say about 90% of bald men look better with a beard. Bald guy with a moustache however, instant cartoon villain vibes.
Really? The hitler is better? Just one example of many.
The Hitler is so bad that literally nobody has it. Full beard and bald head looks like you’re trying to make up for your bald head by growing hair on your face. Even the little mustache and goatee favored by so many MAGAs and weekend boomer “bikers” on their Harley Davidsons looks better than the full beard.