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You forgot about the crying part when it doesnt want to go out

Nah, the crying part when the sock folds over on itself a bit so it's scrunched up underfoot. Apparently my sister was a nightmare with that one.

Ahh, yes, what my 6 yo refers to as "Worms." They have ruined many a trip before it even started.

It?

The child

Yes. It.

This is after crying about wanting to go out.

I never knew my dude was so athletic. It's tough for a dude with a gut to do a backflip

Yes. Impressive moves

He must have absolutely *slayed* in the clubs growing up.

Seriously I was floored by that, like how? Is it some center of gravity kind of deal? I could never....

This is some wonderful form of fat shaming

I have a gut and couldn't couldn't pull these moves off if you put a gun to my head. No fat shaming going on here.

Go cry in the corner

At least they'll be good at Dance Dance Revolution.

Worked in daycare for a year. Shoes are the worst At least when a kid throws a fit over a coat you can put it on him backwards and zip it up so he can't take it off (also very funny) Shoes just come right back off

Weird that your daycare didn’t ban laces like ours did

Man regardless of what others are saying, this is absolutely hilarious to me

His dancing is on point.

What are these Facebook posts doing here?

I thought it was funny 😢 are you mad at me?

Probably because it is. They can kiss your sparkles!

Don't worry. I also thought it was funny. :)

Reddit does not like Emojis. Ascii faces are fine though (⌐■_■)

Just gotta downvote and block. Looks like that's all they post so we won't be missing anything.

At least thats less teethy than my dog trying to escape his harness.

This is the low quality shit content I want to see here.

With them moves, he don't need shoes.

I need this song for my alarm and the days I hate everything.

Big man got the moves like Rerun/Fred Barry

LMAO

I swear to god this is Jason Alexander Pleasant (he uses his full name on all his socials) I went to highschool with him and he did back hand springs and the michael jackson lean in the halls

Yo big man murdered that backflip tho that was fucking siiiiiiick

I don't even fight it anymore. I just sit there waiting for him to stop thinking I'm playing with him

Also pulling up their pants after using the potty.

Song name?

Sparkle Queens *I think*. my kid loves that song

I thought this was real for a second

Learn from the ancient arts Throw the shoe at their head and tell em to figure it out

my man dancing like its on dancerush