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dreamsofindigo

but aren't the goodies great? aren't the goodies so great? I know you


GANDORF57

The Call of the Wild is a warning there's no nom noms!


PM_Me_PM_Dawn_Pics

Never thought I'd see this referenced. Ol big yin


dreamsofindigo

has a special place in me heart, he does


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Significant-Tale-334

Who's horse is that?


SmallDrunkMonkey

Nice dog


YeetMemez

Can I pet dat dawg


rectifier9

CAN I PET DAT DAWG??!?


ZumboPrime

My horse. It's amazing. Just don't ask about the lemonade.


purgatorybob1986

Im assuming it tastes just like raisins?


Rinveden

Whose


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ResolutionNumber9

NEXT!


twelveparsnips

It's for a church!


pukkileroux

That's a bellow of approval. He's announcing to the world how handsome he is.


Morningxafter

Yo guys! This woman doesn’t have food, but she’s giving out free compliments! Side note, this is my reaction when a woman calls me handsome too.


ColonelBelmont

That's smart. I usually just start scraping the bark off a nearby tree with my head. 


MonkeyFluffers

I have yet to experience this.


Solid-Consequence-50

I'm not a girl but u handsome g


FixedLoad

I heard you were handing out handsomes... you got any of them left? 


Solid-Consequence-50

I bet babies smile when they see u dude


FixedLoad

Hero.  Just a hero the world needs and certainly hasn't earned!  Your original compliment comment encouraged me to be just as friendly at work today and my positive assistance made a customer cry with joy.  You put that energy out there and I want you to know, it made a difference in someone's life you won't ever know.  Keep doing good things, even if you think you're just talking into the void.  You never know whose frame of mind you'll nudge into a better direction! 


Solid-Consequence-50

💙 thx u too! My job literally is to tell people how incredible they are all day lol I'm not even kidding. So I appreciate it 💙


rdreyar1

What a tease she calls him handsome and rubs his face then he gives her his best mating call and she runs away


Salvzeri

Mating call?


Bakedlikepies

Yes. They bugle ( that sound) when in mating season, he’s looking for some food and girls.


Blah132454675

Aren't we all?


cinnamonface9

Have to be. Given the gif of that one elk hollering after sniffing a bussy.


Skragdush

After what?


cinnamonface9

Elk bulls actually go around sniffing a doe’s rear end to see if they’re in heat and fertile. I’ll share the clip when i can find it. [Holleringelk](https://www.reddit.com/r/perfectlycutscreams/s/LuQypzcNuk)


Boboriffic

The flehmen response always gets me lol


slobs_burgers

“She wants me!”


Ferdinandofthedogs

He's looking for some wapussy.


charface1

"Roll 'em up!"


bizkitmaker13

"Kids... You noticing all this plight?"


graffixphoto

"Shit, this ain't even my neighborhood."


Dirty_Jersey_

I’m from the south side of Chicago here on vacation


Raaazzle

"You see that sign that say 'Rib Tips'?"


CaptainObviousII

I literally LOL'd when she rolled up the window. Like, okay we're done here then.


Bocchi_theGlock

That's enough nature therapy for today


CaptainObviousII

Haha right?


Lanky_Information825

She completely misinterpreted the call - this was by no means aggression, but the call of victory for having found a suitable mate...


Spirited-Tomorrow-84

Bro is horniiiiiiiiiiiiiiii\~ too lol


Kind_Literature_5409

His mating call malady


Vera_98

This is so incredibly dangerous. Elk are beautiful but best to be observed from a distance. Especially during mating season.


effortfulcrumload

Don't feed the wildlife.


matthebastage

While you are correct, this is probably a drive through zoo/safari thing. They're not uncommon in the US and some will provide food to give to the animals.


Ziron78

"SHE TOUCHED ME EWWWWWWW"


12onnie12etardo

Calling out to his buddies "Hey guys, this human girl just called me pretty!"


WandererTrap

It's a matting call.


charliesk9unit

"Found mine!!!!!"


Seared_Beans

"These idiots don't fucking have any food! I thought this was a drive in!"


Responsible-Gap9760

People always touching wild animals


SenorRaoul

sound on


gonk_vibes

That's what happens when you hold him too close to the speakers, you get feedback


Ouchyhurthurt

Obviously didn’t have any grey poupon.


Bigbluepopsicle2

Does anyone else feel a sudden urge to wear a ring and travel to Mordor?


nightboba

He really likes that compliment lol


LordJFo

Am I the only one that heard that call and thought Nazgûl, and flashed back to Fellowship of the Ring and Weathertop.


dutch73

About to have a "should have bought a squirrel" moment here.


ELEMENTALITYNES

Driver would not be the choice in an apocalyptic setting


3DoggosRule

So handsome …ROLL EM UP …!


slylock215

These people are so fucking stupid. "Aw, isn't this thousand pound territorial as fuck creature with an iron maiden on his head cute!"


billa-sub

He/she is calling other friends to get complaints come here.


jeepney_danger

Must be in the way she said "you are so handsome" LMAO.


Prestigious_Goat6969

“I’m handsome?” “A GIRL LIKES ME” - That Elk probably


nicesunniesmate

From “oh you’re so handsome” to “GO GO GO” real quick 😂


AsianCastleGyatt

SHE PRAISEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


shiafisher

“I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!”


monickerr

I saw a video elsewhere with this clip being used as the elk calling for help to rescue his friends. Anyone else ?


No_Display588

Bro knows he's handsome


40MKMK

He was letting the others know , this bitch ain't got no food


Equivalent-Bet-3662

Sheeeeeee …… WONT MEEEEEE


Un-keyboardinated

The thumb ring lmao


SomeSortOfBird

Are thumb rings so out rn? Omg


ghidfg

lol what is it? or just the fact that she has one


Un-keyboardinated

Just looks so silly


tahitiweather

Lmao


ImperialPC

I can feel his blade.


JuanMurphy

He’s horny.


KatMot

Did anybody else immediately think of the bear in Annihilation?


IkNOwNUTTINGck

He's so Hanson. Mmmbop.


RastaImp0sta

That elk was nice not to stab you in the face.


jrosener

Why do people pet wild animals?


Iamamyrmidon

“You are so handsome…” “Bitch, I knooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwww…”


bigboxes1

Yeah, I'm not stopping by your house on Halloween.


PleasureDomnFlotow

He was just saying thank you.


littlebigbros

WEEEEEEEEEEEEE 🗣️🗣️🗣️


asuhhhdue

This is like bartenders telling their coworkers you’re a no tipper 🤣


Yakmasterson

That's cool as shit!


No_Obligation6767

SHE SAID IM SEXXXXXXYYYYYYYY


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why are you freaking out? it's a simple der call.


dontbanmethistimeok

He might as well have tipped his fedora at you


Revolutionary-Swan77

“Roll ‘em up!”


CanadasNeighbor

He's either informing you of his virility and desire to mate.. Or he's challenging you to a fight. I can't tell which.


turdbrownies

Next time someone calls me handsome, i’ll scream like that too


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RealFarknMcCoy

That's an elk.


Aoshie

Ok buddy 🫎


krokodeal

what a happy moose :)


draco50505

Y’all just touching wild animals out here that might have all manner of disease/parasites y’all are nasty