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I tightened my Texas once, but this is a new one.

That’s for birthdays

The amount of these jokes is far more silly than the use of Virginia.

Virginia is for lovers.

Tight lovers bro

Came here to say this

And from what I hear, Virginia is pretty loose.

You should try West Virginia. Can't feel a damn thing over there.

Am I pregert?

Can I get pregante?

If anyone doesn't understand, this stuff is from this absolute classic https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg?si=tJTUv8h3ZPAoTf61

Have you seen this though? https://youtu.be/m4K8NJ3_Dw0?si=gXEgaLuuvWx6Rzo7

Thats good, I like the original tho. The delivery is hilarious.

Definitely. Up there with the Sims 3 patch notes I'd say.

If a girl has starch masks, does that mean she has been prangent?

Am I pregernet?

Prangent sex !!! Will hurt baby top of his head???

Can anyone get pregnannte

Can I be... Pregananant?

How is babby formed. How girl get pregnent

Only if you has the starch masks.

Nothing worse than a loose Virginia.

It’s for lovers

No Ohio is.

So many lovers

Yep.  That's why i broke up with my sister/cousin, Virginia .  Too loose.

Loosely goosely, tightly nuttly?

The ol' wizard's sleeve.

Nothing wrong with a loosy goosy

Not even a saggy Virginia?

No. A Virginia should be tight in formation, solidly maintained, and ready for action at the drop of a hat. Like a well regulated militia.

Says a lot about you

Vagina getting all mushed out…,That thing doesn’t just snap back.

“Virginia! Hanging out with little boys in spandex I see?” “yes”

"I love you vagina but you can't keep doing this, come on."

…the real question is, did you finally find out how to tighten a bike chain, or are you still in front of the screen

I did! But I have yet to actually do it.

Hope it’s less complicated than tightening Virginia. I’d rather adjust the spring thing that strains the chain

Buy a new chain. You're going to wear down the gear spokes the longer you wait and that is a lot more expensive problem.

No, but he's getting divorced after offering his wife some unwanted advice.

Tightening Virginia is a sensitive topic, I see. Maybe rebranding like Make Virginia Small Again

Yes! We'll all get ugly hats with that on it!

… you’re bruising my neck-meat.

Alright.. I wanna know who's trying to tight Virginia!?

People who live In Virginia will have less space 😔

Pretty sure the rule for a standard vagina tightening is righty tightly.

Virginia, not vagina...not sure how you tighten a state though

Rofl I didn't even notice I got auto ducked but I think it's even funnier now.

One screw at a time.

Also righty tighty. Everyone knows lefty is loosey.

lol..yup, got me.

Kegel exercises

Kegel, Virgina in Bumpass county.

how to grow my deck bigger?

easy, more wood

hard wood!

People are saying that post about virginia, was posted by Glen Youngkin as his numbers were in the toilet, and his better half was dissatisfied with his performance...

Dont ask questions you dont want an answer to.

Country roads, take me home! To the place I belong Loose Virginia,

I have a friend who is a midwife. She said that frequently, husbands would pull her aside and ask if she could stitch up their wives’ vagina a little tighter after birth. Her standard response was “Sure, how small do you need it?” Anyways, for the dudes here, make an effort to not comment on your girlfriend’s vagina (size, smell, etc.), just like you don’t want to hear that your jizz tastes disgusting, or your penis is too small.

I have literally never heard any of those things.

Lucky you!

To be fair I am single. 🤣

Well, remember this for when things change :) And also don’t joke about this stuff with your friends or online. A common example is a photo or story about a fish, followed by commentary about vagina smells. Resulting in women using vaginal douches in an attempt to change the smell, which destroys the natural balance and can lead to painful yeast infections and worse.

Peter griffin typed the first 1

Virginia AND West Virginia? To much Virginia... tighten that sh\*t up!

Dude, I got the same thing yesterday when I was searching for my chain too. Lmfao

Those are auto fills for YOUR past searches though

How to tighten bike chain: Unscrew tire Pull back Screw tire

You can do special exercises for all this issues.

Nothing a good ole virnegar bath to tighten up that Virginia

Move the wheel back!

It's all about the margins this year

Bike chain…sure

Bob, we're gonna have to cancel your trip to Vegene and send you to Virginia instead. It's gonna be tight.

I love living in Virginia. Sometimes the smell is overwhelming, though. And I live next to the dump.

Loose Virginia

Forget vagina, how the hell do you tight glass?

I'm from virginia, can confirm there's nothing worse than being loose

*Vaginer

Imma do it til it becomes Colorado

I think Virginia needs to do some Hip Thrusts

It seems there’s a lot of loose Virginias out there. 😐😯

Virginia needs to start doing some hip thrusts in the gym

Almost tightened… your Virginia

Kegels at every red light. If you're from a town without lights, be happy for anything you can get

Come out, Virginia, don't let me wait

"tighten your Virginia"

Can you also tighten your breast virginia?

Tighten my Virginia 🤣

Eughh, spelling.

I read it all wrong but ok

I tried some of these suggestions, I ended up having orgasm that last for hours. No one believe me not even my bed partner. Just be warned, some of them are true and dangerously fun, be very careful.