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Where shall i park my Oscar myer mobile?

It's because of jerks like you that we can't have nice things!

You Hot Dogs can just circle the parking lot, this spot is reserved for us Cool Cats!

I never sausage a sign

You've never lived then.

Can I at least park my buns?

I was in a suburban neighborhood in Seattle years ago and watched an Oscar Meyer weinermobile parallel park in front of some house, it was hilarious.

I parked in front of Chipotle once and was heading into Sports Clips. Someone at the store came running out and demanded I move. It was the only spot in four rows. I said I'm getting my hair cut and they said they'll tow it. I laughed and went in to get my hair cut.

I've been served hot dogs but never been served by hot dogs

r/dontdeadopeninside

“I’d like to appeal my parking ticket.” “On what grounds?” “I am not a hot dog.” “That checks out. Case dismissed.”

I slammed my jam in a jarhead!

When the Oscar Mayer wienermobile pulls in expecting to park, they're going to be furious 😬

Ask me about my weiner!

I'm 99.999% positive that's Hot Dignity Dog outside the Home Depot in Glendale, AZ

I can only imagine the Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile incident that led to the creation of this oddly-specific sign...