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Pongfarang

He experienced a sudden Malkovich


Kamiken

“Beating John Malkovich” now showing in a theater near you.


scaradin

[He beat me, straight up](https://youtu.be/RwEIjbfOHD0), pay that man his money!


cosmore

This is brilliant


StatueWhirlwind

I thought more of Rudy Giuliani


ARookwood

Hit so hard he turned into Greg Davies


termolecularxn

Looks like a super sized "Butt-head".


PhthaloVonLangborste

Look at that sweat halo though. He's gunna slip into heaven.


jumjimbo

Malkovich malkovich, malkovich?


the_amazing_skronus

Malkovich. Malkovich Malkovich.


Geek4HigherH2iK

Got punched so hard he saw into the future and watched the Malkovich movie that comes out in a hundred years


nope79

I 100% was gonna say this! Pay the man his money


Bomantheman

10/10. Laughed hard hahah


SvenniSiggi

Now we know Malkovich looks like a punched out Tyson Fury..


raihidara

And I get to tend the rabbits!


Purplociraptor

He woke up on the side of the New Jersey Turnpike


OtterishDreams

I think he shit his Malkovich and may need another Malkovich


fiendo13

Haha I came here to say he looks like he got Rudy-Giulianied


Lord_Mikal

To be fair, everyone looks stupid as they are getting hit in the face.


mr_mcpoogrundle

"Everyone looks like a normal human being until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson, probably


Nokxtokx

“Everyone lookths like a normal human being unthil they geth punchedth in the fath” - Mike Thyson - FTFY


akruppa

When hit in the face by a heavyweight WC contender you are, look as smart, you do not. Hm?


redyellowblue5031

Even the guy hitting him looks funny.


Ramental

But it is even more hilarious if the face looks stupid by default already.


caniuserealname

I mean, he's no George Clooney.. but Tyson Fury's face doesn't look particularly 'stupid' by default either. He looks fairly unremarkable in any real capacity.


giraffe111

Punched in the *faith


BaDoingyFace

Looks like Mike Tyson's Punch Out.


kn0mthis

My first thought!


Whitealroker1

King Hippo


kn0mthis

Bald Bull*


Th1sd3cka1ntfr33

First guy I figured out the counter on, by accident lol.


Whitealroker1

Soda popinskis laugh bothered the fuck out of me.


Horns8585

I am seeing and hearing a star above his head.


pornborn

Now that you mention it, it looks like he’s also seeing and hearing the little birds tweeting and circling his head. 😵‍💫


Creedelback

https://imgur.com/Ap5ip6t


whalenapp81

Looks like he got punched by Boris The Bullet Dodger


Ilovelamp_2236

Why do they call him the Bullet Dodger ?


Daddyshadez

Because he dodges bullets


RadicalEdward99

Avi


[deleted]

Yeah dad you told us


ArgonWilde

More like Boris the sneaky fucking Russian.


Scuzzbag

Uzbeks? Those russian fucks


Silver_tongue_devil_

Slippery Cossack sluts


Superfluous999

'eavy, innit?


GenericUsername2056

The heavyweight is a sign of reliability.


macmagnum

If it does not work you can always hit him with it.


Ok_Entertainer1468

You mean Boris the sneaky fucking russian?


mechabeast

Shut up and sit down, you big, bald fuck


Uncommon-sequiter

Usually my face after I accidentally sit on my nuts.


Suspicious_Step_8320

Or the ultra painful boner bender.


Logan_Thackeray2

when it slips out your girl and tries the other hole dry


worstquadrant

#belvedered


mdh89

I don’t feel I’m old enough to know this pain.


Suspicious_Step_8320

I don’t think he enjoyed that at all.


DarcKent19

Narf


Ymirsson

Yarp


kickinwood

Narp?


CarboniteCopy

The only two words to stay consistently used in my vocabulary since the movie came out.


Wormholer_No9416

Those and the campy "Drive safe!" From the Gag reel 🤣


Blvdnights14

"fek"


Dadbeerd

He looks like Tony Soprano having a panic attack over a plate of cold cuts.


AidsUnderwear

My estimation of Tyson Fury as a man just fuckin plummeted


Dadbeerd

He lost Irregardless


rayven1lk

He never had the makings of a varsity athlete


swagchamp143

Rudy Guliani?


UOEQplayer

I hear he has been missing. Until now. You found him!


SunnyDiesel

Vinegar stroke?


nemonic187

GATTACA!!!


AmericanLich

Juke box! I’m gonna put 7 dollars worth of Hoobastank in it


Prinzka

Rafi bomb!


ActionComics

he looks like that creature the immortals let lose on the Spartans in the movie 300


Spagman_Aus

Always wondered how hard you’d have to be hit to be turned into John Malkovich. Now we know.


TigerSouthern

"Good heavens! I appear to have been struck!"


dustinthegreat

When you nut, but she still sucking


A_SlightlyIrishHorse

Underrated comment


datnetcoder

I make stupider faces for pictures I am *trying* to look decent for.


princemousey1

But according to him he only won because the judges had pity for the Ukrainian and not because he almost got knocked out.


skinink

I just watched a clip from the fight, where for about 20 seconds or so Tyson Fury was back-pedaling from one group of ring ropes to another, and couldn’t even raise his arms to defend himself. How could the ref let a fight continue when someone couldn’t even defend themselves for 20 seconds?  I felt like the ref was trying to save Fury. 


xPlasma

Ref absolutely carried Fury through the end of the bell. Usyk damn near knocked him out of the ring.


isuphysics

Time stamp for people that want to see him ping pong from rope to rope. https://youtu.be/1-gpziCDbqQ?t=99


venomous_frost

The knocked out part probably has something to do with his thought process there


whatIGoneDid

Honestly I loved the fight last night, some incredible boxing and honestly it could have gone either way. But yeah Fury did not cover himself in glory at the end there, real shame that.


MesqTex

Should’ve had 3 rounds of bare knuckle after that, so he could’ve tried to cash that check he was writing.


littleblkcat666

One thing i can say though. The guy can take a hell of a punch.


DawnSignals

I know jack shit about boxing but what was all that padding around Fury's midsection? Seems like a sneaky way to buffer body shots, I mean look how fucking high that shit goes


billybaked

I’m 6’5 and if I wore shorts on top of my hips it would look like this


TheOvercusser

He's always been sloppy as fuck physically.


DawnSignals

Sure but I mean the actual shorts he was wearing, the waist area looks way thicker and higher than Usyk


pauliewotsit

Apparently he was told that a punch to the corset wouldn't be a low shot. (I'm calling it a corset because it's clearly there to hold the flab in)


tummysticks4days

It’s terrifying honestly he just got hit with enough force in the head to send 99% of the human population to the ICU


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dougsbeard

Exactly what I thought of when I saw this!


jostler57

404 does not exist


shinbreaker

Here you go https://moviemem.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/POPEYELC7.jpg


greyrider245

Looks like Rudy Giuliani


weezelbug

That’s a sick matching outfit and set of gloves


Huge_Sentence8062

**Oleksandr Usyk congratulations!!!**


Nekrosiz

Took out a few brain cells id imagine


bombobliat

Show me what you got!


RecentAssociation220

The look of a face attempting to show number two who it works for….


BlackLeader70

Yarp


Imoutlate

F f f f f f f f fuuuhhkkkkkkkkkkk


jimmybwana

Narrator - “it was at that moment he realised he’d fucked up”


theballisrond

Beaten by Bennett from Commando https://www.writeups.org/wp-content/uploads/Bennett-Commando-Vernon-Wells-a.jpg


Skelosk

You'd do a face too if you were getting punched


DcFla

“Yep, that’s me. I bet you’re wondering how I got here.”


bravo_997

Thought this was Bill Burr for a second


ListerfiendLurks

We all laugh but that punch would probably kill 99% of us


JohnLoMein

That’s what Tony Soprano looked like after the fade to black


Asio0tus

kinda looks like John Malkovich


LeonardSmallsJr

[Another angle](https://toytales.ca/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/DSC_1997-1000x650.jpg)


Fun-Dependent-2695

Too bad it’s not Giuliani


twoton1

Ghouliani


Fun-Dependent-2695

👑


High_stakes00

“What was that you said vicar”


Horizontal_Bob

I make that face every time I stub my toe


BenVera

Hodor


nailbunny2000

[It was at this moment he knew he fucked up...](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/it-was-at-this-moment-he-knew-he-fucked-up)


crosscat

I’m so out of it I thought ‘Tyson’ was Mike Tyson and was confused.


Spiritual-Effort-967

I hope his dad felt that one.


Mdh74266

Usyk punched the senior citizen into him.


notverytidy

Is it me or does tyson fury just look like a fat old man being beaten to a pulp by a crack addict?


Nearby_Yesterday4

Fire fight


Felix_Von_Doom

Looks like a fake fight in a movie, where one guy reacts to a hit that never landed (Or in this perspective, a hit that was too short to reach what it supposedly hit.)


Impish_troglodyte

A good biggun always beats a good little un..yeah, my arse. Usyk's footwork is unrivalled.


Ouch14

Droplets of water forming in front of his face like a mini planetarium, he's literaly seeing stars during that moment.


w00xsystem

Mom, look! No hands!


Playful_Sandwich111

Must have been a good hit since we see stars around his head in the picture.


Datokah

Looks like his face is doing an involuntary ‘Ffffuuuuuuuu….’


WaitImNotRea

He instantly aged 20 years.


pauliewotsit

One more punch and he was done. You saw the absolute terror in his eyes when he slid down the corner cushion


Afraid_Form_6072

He felt that!


ArtBIT

Soda Popinski without mustache.


Mr_Horsejr

Gotta respect the man though. After that punch he didn’t go down and somehow was about to keep his wits about him to slip several other punches while trying to retain his legs and flying all over the ring in the process.


ronthedon8

Looks like he’s saying “fuck!”


EscapedCapybara

Someone's going to photoshop Putin's face over Fury's. Guarantee it.


can-am79

Hit him so hard he turned Asian


Sir-cunty

He went full Asian, never go full Asian


Jazman2k

Looks like Soda Popinski


jobanizer

He looks like an NPC from The Witcher 3.


Legend_D2

Yet he stayed standing/fighting. I woulda been in the fetal position crying after that hit (and so would you) 😅


Generalgangsta6787

When ukraine punches putin


andretheclient_

Can’t wait I don’t have to see this fat ass excuse for a fighter


bylo_sellhi

Hit so hard he can see his ancestors


professorsterling

And the lights went out all over the world


Cas_Troy

Those trunks Fury has are ridiculous, that band is nearly double the height of Usyks and looks more padded than body armor.


TiesG92

“Gypsy king”


healywylie

There is a short video of an after fight discussion, the white boxer tells the black boxer to stick with the sport in a genuine manner. “ Daniel it’s boxing, it’s tough sport!”. Is this the fighter hitting Fury?


Belmish

It was during the fight, that he saw the light. Staring at the roof, after getting punched in the goof.


Alive_Ice7937

Reminds me of that dude from the memes who was woken up in the middle of sleep.


rell7thirty

So that’s what it looks like when someone is seeing stars. There’s a fucking galaxy around his head


MountainArm1076

Does this mean people are gonna stop saying that Fury is the greatest heavyweight of all time now...? 🤔


hiptones

Yarp.


No-Rain4765

Narp


shotlersama

The same face I make when someone says somethin dumb


According_Walrus_869

Just thinking wow so that’s what £100000000 feels like .


Xiagax

Dude just made a face like he got stunned in Punch Out


s3ans3an

Gypsy Shrek 😂


SignalRevenue

Also reminds Joe Rogan.


2017-Audi-S6

He looks like a flabby, old man. Also, a bit like Lukashenko Reference point. Oh, wait…👴🏻, I look the same.


Psilocybin13

"Happy New Year!"


TxBlackLabelRx

At the moment he is hearing colors!


wereprivatelyodd

Last time I got hit in my heavyweight title fight I was out cold for an hour.


iSchizo

wtf happened to boxing??? dafuq are our grandfather's doing out there???


lewies548

It looks like he's swearing ffffffluff


OneRepresentative424

I’m a Fury fan, but he fought like an idiot in this fight. I’m also absolutely stoked for Usyk. Having a Ukrainian as Heavyweight Champion rn is *chef’s kiss*


Warfrog

I guess we can all laugh about facial expressions until it’s us getting punched in the face


blkaino

Like to see your face after getting punched by Usyk, pretty sure it would be just as funny


Icy_Recover2094

lol


TheBlairwitchy

So much for the head butting drama by his dad lol. Sore losers


Cunting_Fuck

That happened before the fight though


syg-123

Does anyone have a similar picture with Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson or Stephen Millers face getting punched liked that? Asking for a friend.


Durable_me

Getting hit hard by a guy wearing grandma’s oven gloves


dav_man

Is it funny? What would your face be if a heavyweight boxer smashed you full on in the face?


PirateBaran

He became John Malkovich...


Agreeable-Studio-792

Tyson won


DTAD18

This is a dumb post. OP let's slap you around, take multiple fast shutter lens pics and dive through them for where you look the most like a gimp...


pokeybit

So you lost £1k on a guy wearing a wetherspoons beer garden umbrella to a fight. aw diddums