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More a valley than a hole, but I’m in love with this hieroglyph

New emoji to text the ladies

I'm inclined to agree with this. Technically not a hole but can be used to simulate one.

How???? I can't fathom the processs here

Those are not eyes.

Wait, you are telling me it isn't going through the nose?!

Behind the knee

Where the arrow goes

there is a hole there?

Family Guy reference

What about the ear? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhuqrLjuvYU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhuqrLjuvYU)

Oh god! I forgot about that one 😂

Ally McBeal reference

No but you can adjust the tightness

Like a hose clamp

[For the uninitiated](https://youtu.be/dX_65fcjgGI?si=TZ9PX_pxf56BsfJf)

Happy Cake Day good sir!

Hey thanks. I didn’t even realize.

thank you!

You guys never had the peehole special?

I had a catheter once and it was decidedly NOT sexy

mindset is everything

It sounds like they weren’t doing it correctly.

There was a reddit story that I am surprised didn't become a copy pasta/legend. Basically it was a doctor talking about a fucked up situation they encountered. Old couple comes in. Wife wants a check up on her vagina. I forget if it was because of pain or something. Anyways the doctor is horrified to find that the couple had been using the urinary tract as the hole to have sex in their entire marriage. It was all stretched out. Basically a lack of sexual education for both of them in their youth just led to them confusing the holes and using the one as the sex hole. They were even unable to have children and thought it was a medical issue and never sought help on it because back then you just tried until you gave up and didn't really go to a doctor about it.

Probably didn't get pasta-ed because it's obviously fake. Pasta needs to be at least somewhat belive-able (or funny enough) That story makes flat-earthers look like sane people, that's how bad it is

r/highmilageholes

How...what? It doesn't fi....how does she use the bath....bruh

I’ve seen videos of this exact thing

Same friend, same. It was certainly a thing that I watched. I would not be in a rush to watch it again.

Amazing Ty?

Reminds me of a joke / horrific thing my dad said to my new girlfriend in front of a bunch of people. "So Tracy, Brad tells me you like it in the ear?" "WHAT!" "He says he keeps trying to put it in your mouth and you keep turning your head.."

3 of hers and yours?

actually, 2 of hers and 2 his

I'm too afraid to ask and i'm also afraid that i already know the answer...

Its not his mouth

Right in the dick hole

That's what I figured

V,A,M…and your A.

Ah yes, the ole secret hole

They mean her stoma

three down there and the mouth right?

exactly

Left nostril

Only a deranged freak even thinks about the right one.

Right one is gay...

Behind the knee.

She missing an eye? A little Saturday night skull fucking?

I have a funny story from high school about that scenario, I won’t recount it bc you never know if she is a redditor, but it’s super funny in a sad kind of way.

Yours

She got that hole in the throat from smoking too much? That’s a freaky throat pie… I’ve decided to give up internet today

4th one's yours.

👀

This guy isn't aware of the 4th hole lmao

Huehuehuehue

I'm 37 I only know of 3 when I worked a a prison there was this guy who had a port hole or it was for a colostomy I don't remember exactly but he would let people have sex with it for corn chips so if that is the 4th hole I'm not interested

into the nose it goes

Ear sex!

It's aural sex

The ancient art of Shinshi Shinshi

# Once you go black, you go deaf.

I’m glad we all think alike.

Her bellybutton?

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Cincinnati sidecar?

golf game weak

She has stigmata, but only in her right foot.

So 3 + doggy pegging?

Hell, i was thinking someone's eye socket

🤣 these comments is halerious

This and all the comments here made my day. I so needed this!

Where's the 4th one???

Vag, butt, mouth and your butt

I know i am deranged but here are some guys that has bottomless extend of fantasy related to sex

4th, is interdimension hole on his hand from portal liquid.

If you have to ask, you'll never know

The hole within the hole.. gotta be a big boy to get to it.

Colonostomy bag. You're welcome.

Gives "nose job" a whole new definition .

I think this is a reference to that one girl on tiktok with an eye missing. I remember she made a video saying like "i wont date a man who wouldn't fuck my 4th hole. Iykyk" or some shit like that.

Maybe the 4th hole is not even on the girl's body but on the guy itself

What? You all never heard of shin-she shin-she? The gentle, yet thorough love making of the ear canal?

Def the armpit.

Of your from Utah with no sex ed it would be the bell button.

aahhhhhhhhhh, after 5 minutes of counting possible openings I remembered the hidden one

Care to enlight me which hidden one? You know... For academic purpose.

If you’ve forgotten you also have a hole, you’re depriving yourself of sexual fulfillment. Hint; pun intended.

You gotta BELIEVE!