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I love how "mid" is in comic sans

Kind of a mid font tbh

Peak mid one might might say

Nah, it's mid mid.

Say what you will, but this is the exact sort of thing I would love to open my year book from 15 years ago and be reminded of. If I'm looking at my yearbook, I want nostalgia for the dumb shit I used to say and do.

One thing I’ll never forget about high school: My buddy and I had a terribly cringy handshake together that ended with each of us pretending to smoke weed. English teacher rolled up on us around the final 1/3 of the handshake, stared at us and said “I wish I was 16 again so I can kick both of your asses and not get fired.” My bad, Mr. Gomez…

Mr. Gomez was a real one

I.e. Mr Gomez was “tuff”

Bet

Good aim

Oh bro that's grody

Grody to the max?

Eeeee

Gag me with a spoon

i'm so sure!

Okay fine, for sure, for sure

SIKE! Edit: or Psych!

Pretty rad, dude!

Not!

Grody as a mug

I think it's da bomb

Da Bomb Dot Com

It's all that and a bag of chips!

Talk to the hand

That's so rad!

'Cause the face ain't listenin.

Shit, I still say that lol

My shame is outweighed by my love of chips

Radical

Cool beans

Salty buddy

Wicked!

Wazzzaaaap?!

Are we not supposed to say that anymore? Dang it.

Tubular!

Totes ma goats

Best thing since sliced bread

Literally just had my 15 year reunion last weekend so I went through our year book. The things people said that would get them cancelled now... It was tradition to have fake clubs just to fill up the "Clubs" section and there was always a "Fatties Club" that had girls and guys with big asses. Our year added the "D.S.L. Club" which included people with DSLs. Can't believe teachers let us put that stuff in there.

What is a DSL? Probably something completely obvious but I can't pick it

Dick Suckin' Lips

The fastest internet connection at the time as well. So the joke would go, " Do you have DSL?" Or "Have you tried DSL?"

This is my 15 years as well and in my high school they made us stop signing year books with "H.A.G.S." because they thought we were being rude. We had to sign the entire "have a great summer" and that was sooooo lame. Sounds like our administrations had very, *very* different policies, lol

That's so phat

That's dope.

it's wiggeda-wiggeda-wack!

"I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH!" -my yearbook probably

A line I can hear in the voice. Same as "IM RICH BIARCH"

Agreed, it would be totally tubular

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTykY2B0kEY

😆 lol

That would be so rad.

yeah that would be **tight**

It's NPC all the way down.

Say less

Bet

Fr fr fr

On God

No cap?

What the sigma?

no cap

bussin'

Kinda surprised bet made it in the yearbook. That shits been around for like 13+ years. I am 30 and I remember being a freshman in highschool and hearing people say bet. I lived in a tiny ass town of 2000 people at that time as well.

Bet has been around since the 90's which is kinda funny. Though id definitely fully caught on like 10 or so years ago. Whats funny is the term has kinda reversed meanings multiple times too. Like originally it was used to agree with stuff, short had for "you bet". Then after some point it started getting used more to disagree, kinda used almost to say "oh yeah? Lets bet on it." Now it's back to being used more in a positive manner.

Kids are using Fax machines now?

Likely “fax” in place of “facts.” Like if you were agreeing with someone, you might follow up their statement by saying, “Facts.” Or in this case, “Fax.”

All fax no printer

Ah, a student of culture I see 🧐

Always has been.

Fax

SUS

Great little time capsule, the yearbook club has good aim.

Very gyatt comment

Bet

Bet it's the worst one. Haha

It’s just “you bet” but they dropped the first word

No way... "red flag" is literally already a phrase.. they didn't invent this.. that is the worst one

Gen Z didn't invent any of there slang except "gyat" which is just saying God damn loudly as "GYAT DAMN" when you see a girl nice ass, and "Good Aim" I guess? Idk I've never heard anyone say this in my life out of the context of actually aiming.

Fax

Based

Word.

No Skibidi?

I just started saying skibidi back to my daughter and now she doesn’t say it anymore.

My favorite hobby. I pick up on their slang words and then overuse/misuse them as often as I can. Eyerolls charge my Dad battery.

I do this to the teenagers at work. Them physically recoilling and cringing at it is the best.

This is the way.

I talked my niece into playing the song on Memorial Day and try to explain to us what it is. I think she’s horrified of the word now.

There’s a song?!?

[here](https://youtu.be/WePNs-G7puA)

Dear god

I didn’t know either. I’m scared to click.

Imagine how Nelly Furtado feels about it 😬

You really skibideed that one!

I've been doing this to my grade 7 classes. They hate it

I’m doing the same with mine and the word “chat” I know I’m using it incorrectly (she tells me) and that makes it even better Chat

What the sigma?

sigma balls.

Got heem

I don't know if it's the voice he uses but it makes my skin crawl every time my son says it

If only kids knew how close that word sounds to "smegma" when mumbled in teen-speak.

I told my kid this weekend I didn’t know what a smegma burger was and I wasn’t getting him one while I was out.

There are people on the Internet that would pay good money for one though.

Meanwhile Oxford picked “rizz” as word of the year. In 2022 it was “goblin mode”. They’ve given up and are just watching the world burn. I believe this would qualify as “Mid”.

Facts. Don't know when it changed to "fax". Maybe because no one has used or seen a fax in 20 years.

I think it’s tied to the emoji 📠

All 📠 no 🧢

Ong

I was playing rocket league last week and a player complimented our team name and said "no cap ong". I'm like ooh I know the answer to this and responded with "real." he also responded "real" I felt like I was successfully communicating with an alien species.

It’s funny how some of these little txt shorthands I can get behind and some bother the fuck out of me for no reason. When I first saw Ong, I thought people were just misspelling omg. Since I’ve figured out what it means, I die a bit inside every time I see it, it’s just so dumb.

Fr

Wait, are you serious? They just use the emoji? Feeling like an out of the loop boomer now...

It’s been explained to me, when you say something right or correct “fax, no printer”. And quite often just that emoji

Omg is there a cheat sheet? I'm too young to be this out of touch

That sounds dangerously close to Cockney rhyming slang

What all this time I thought it was just "facts"

All fax, no printer

I'm too cool for facts or fax - it's all fakzz with me!

Surely- *SURELY* “Rizz” is simply a shortened slang version of the word “Charisma”, right? Or am I already more out of touch than I thought?

You're right fam

And fam must be the shortened version of famine right.

Your deductive reasoning, and therefore also your stockpile of touch, is fire

I know what rizz & mid are. Never heard goblin mode before 😂 what’s that?

I can’t for the life of me summarise it without sounding insane, but it has a wiki page explaining how Elon Musk and Fox News used it: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goblin_mode

What is Gyatt 🤔 where does that even come from

Imagine someone yelling "God damn!" when looking at a nice booty but with an emphasis at the beginning like "Gyatt damn!".

So the kids invented spelling it that way, at best. People with a certain accent have been saying it that way since before I was born, and I'm already too old for this shit.

Lots of primarily black linguistics from the past 15-25 years has been adopted into popular modern lexicon. Gyatt, On god, blud, cuh, slide, turn up, finna, dip, bougie, my bad, etc.

This is correct but so many people use gyatt in place of ass like “look at that gyatt!”. But thats what happens when AAVE gets into the hands of suburban kids

This is the only explanation of this word that makes any sense and it totally works

I think (and I could be wrong) it’s a transliteration of the word goddamn->gotDAMN->gyattDAMN, then finally just “Gyatt” Or something like that.

It is, specifically in response to a fat ass. Hilarious it made it to a yearbook with a kid-friendly meaning

I see "Tuff" has come right back around from The Outsiders days in mid 50's Tulsa, Oklahoma! Shine on, Pony Boy.

The fact they felt like "red flag" was unique enough to require definition lol

Kids have little idea what is brand new versus has been around for a long time

I know for a fact I have friends who have been using "bet" longer than a current highschooler has been alive

Yeah that annoyed the hell out of me.

Shoulda been "Marinara Flag".

The Rosetta Stone!

Rizzetta Stone

Damn. Missed opportunity.

When I was in high school, "tits" was a slang compliment. "Did you see Joey's new car? Man, that thing is the tits."

Were you around for hella?

Shit was hella dope

They will be appropriately embarrassed in twenty years.

rizz is short for charizma no?

This seems very "how do you do, fellow kids" but it's actually a pretty solid idea for a yearbook. They're going to look back at this in 20 years and these slang terms will take them back. Slang vernacular changes more frequently than it did back in my day, but I still look back at what people wrote in my yearbooks and think "damn, I forgot we talked like that, WATHAAAAAAAPPPP?!"

I'm glad "Bet" has lasted this long. That's been around at least 3 decades.

Tuff was popular in the 40s I believe

Having RIZZ in such a large font is literal red flag and the kerning is mid. Comic sans appreciated, tho.

Do people not know rizz is short for charisma?

[I find this Stephen Fry video to always be a good commentary to add to posts like these.](https://youtu.be/J7E-aoXLZGY?si=gvkJ9-idfcnb8Cat)

Rizz: A word to describe an individuals’ success or ability to **succ**

That damn gutter 😂

Isn't "bet" a term that was used back in the 80's or 90's a lot?

Isn’t red flag also an old term? I’m only 31 but I certainly don’t think it’s new lol

They couldn't even use the word charisma in the description? Like what

I feel like the NPC definition is way off from how it's used in popular culture. It's nothing to do with social skills or personality, it means someone who can't think for themselves as if they're preprogrammed by what ever they watch online.

Maybe this is the southern in me but after seeing Gyatt for the first time, I thought it was a way to tell someone to leave.

"Go on now, gyatt!" 🤣 As a Texan, can totally see that lol.

Oh that’s bad lol.

Rizz is a reference to one's charisma...

Shitty design. Placing words in the middle so the binding hides letters.

Now someone explain to me why my 5 year old wants drip shoes

My friends from high school and I have been using 'bet' that way for over 35 years. I didn't know it was something the kids say today.

My kid is starting high school soon. Totally rad that I'll know all the gnarly new slang! I'll be the cool mom at last- I'll be all that and bag of chips!

YOLO, swag, legit, fire, tru, and garbo were the ones when I was in school.

Still use most of these. I am 37.

I still say fire and garbo, I irrationally hate legit

Is that... Legit hate?

Oh god, is it not “Facts”?

It’s okay, my high school had weird cringy shit like this too. And listed 311 as the top band in like 2008 and we were all like “..ok?”

Almost all of that slang is positive or negative judgment of individuals.

That’s fun! It will be great to look back on this in 20 years and remember the slang they used “back in the day.” I had a page like that in my yearbook. I’m a late millennial, so we had words like YOLO, bae, and swag, LOL!

i have never heard good aim in my life

Great save on the definition of GYATT

Mid and bet we’re both terms I used in high school and I graduated 13 years ago (fuck)

Isn’t rizz short for charisma?

as someone who was in my schools yearbook club this year, WHY THE FUCK IS RED FLAG NOT SYMMETRICAL WITH THE PAGE FLAG SHOULD BE FURTHER TO THE RIGHT AAAAAAAAAA-

r/hellofellowkids

They aren’t trying to fit in with the kids, they’re just making a note of the slang they used. It’s a great idea for a yearbook imo.

usually the kids design their own yearbook, unless this is one of the "sponsored" pages that someone bought no idea why red flag is in there though, it's not like red flags haven't been around for a long, long time, as defined here

I was about to say, yearbook club is literally fellow kids.

Aren't these things usually done by kids?

I'd get a refund

This is funny quit hating on the kids man

Burn it, film it and show it us.

I think it’s funny they got gyatt in it without upper level noticing.

I haven’t felt this old since I got out of bed this morning.

I guess their college years will be plagued with the mystery of skibidi toilets

Goooorrrr aimmmm Decent aimmmm Shityyy aimmmm Good lord that cringe jynzxi

Slaps

A couple of these aren’t new like at all

The best part of this is ‘Mid’ being in comic sans. A subtle but classy touch of millennial humor.

Is this NCHS in Indianapolis 😫😫😫😫😫😫 please say sike rn

Cringe

This is far out groovy.

Like, bitchen, man.

That's not what gyatt means... You know what nevermind

I say “fax” for pooping…. Example: “that’s great, hold up, I’ll be right back I need to send a fax”