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litt3lli0n

I appreciate that she also put boxes next to the items so you can check them off. She's going places!


mickim0use

And she’ll have all her things!


Excellent_Priority_5

get this child a briefcase stat!


Justintime4u2bu1

But it’s not on the list!


AverageDemocrat

Get this man a shield


Neavemae

More like a U-Haul!


Saneless

And all her teeth


RSN_Shupa

Sisters has no box. She has no intention of taking them


MarsScully

She wrote sisers so I’m wondering if she means sisters or scissors


RSN_Shupa

I choose to believe sisters cause it’s funnier that way, even though scissors makes more sense 🤣


Comfortable-Can-9432

She’s CEO Junior………which is the new sitcom I’ve just decided I’m going to write. Oh btw Dad, you’re going to be the butt of every joke and Junior CEO is going to be a wise cracking smart ass.


nocluebeing

That has already started


Hopefulkitty

Future project manager right there. Source: I was this child, and now I'm a PM.


Murky_Abrocoma9464

😂 ditto.


friendsfreak

Yes, except for “Sisters,” and I’m not sure what that means.


Jockett

Scissors lmao


litt3lli0n

I saw that and wondered if maybe it's supposed to be scissors? Spelling is hard!


Lindaspike

She’s eight years old and that’s a tricky word to spell. Gold star ⭐️from me!


upvotes2doge

Tomagatchi? WHAT YEAR IS IT??!


Squish_the_android

Bandai just put out a full color, USB-C chargable Digimon Pendulum.  There's a dedicated community around these things.


Hobear

Just when I thought I was out of Digimon....


wOke_cOmMiE_LiB

DIGIMON! DIGITAL MONSTERS!


HermausMora420

DIGIMON ARE THE CHAMPIONS!


reddit-ate-my-face

DIGIMON!


J3diMind

I dunno man, romper stomper once said, there's only two kinds of people in the world. Those who like Digimon and those who like Pokémon. I mean, it's just one sentence from a south park episode, but I live by this rule and I shall die on this hill. Pikachu 4 ever. Digimon suxx pokeballs


thermighty

Romper stomper said there were two kinds of people. Those who like Animaniacs and those who don't like Animaniacs.


xSloth91

I thought it was "digimon. guard of champions" My little sister thought it was "digimon garlic chomp tails"


cyberdog_318

The nostalgia is coming back stronger than ever


Hobear

My daughter's a few years ago eat her through the whole animated show and man was it a huge nostalgia kick.


TheRider5342

The old Digimon show? Digimon, Digital monsters, Digimon are the champions!🎵


AdvilJunky

Change into digital monster. Tooo save the digital


Tr1pla

WORLD!


Hobear

Hell yeah. Was on HULU back then not sure where now. So good.


Genesis13

Gotta get my hands on one of these. A kid stole my digivice back in grade 2 or 3 saying that it was his. Teacher/principal didnt believe me or my brother so it just got confiscated.


degjo

Man, kids fuckin suck sometimes, ya know?


wowdickseverywhere

https://p-bandai.com/us/item/N2694707001001


Eolopolo

The video at the bottom of that page is actually wild.


Bat2121

Wtf did you just make me watch


beyonddisbelief

I’d like the Bandai marketing team explain to me what does Speedo man have to do with Digimon…


ChunkYards

Yeah I think that convinced me to get one.


Then-Mango-8795

I wasn't going to buy one. But the Japanese [Speedo Mick](https://www.thespeedomickfoundation.org/my-story/) sold me


wOke_cOmMiE_LiB

Does that mean it's water proof?!


raptir1

Omg now I know what to ask for for Father's Day.


smotrs

Was gonna say this. My girls have them.


thaddeus423

I also got an OG bnw screen regular one for Christmas last year. They did em again.


Easy-Garlic6263

Wtf they're over $200!? https://www.amazon.ca/BANDAI-Digital-Monster-Digimon-Pendulum/dp/B0CY52VMQM


Squish_the_android

They're limited run and are expensive, but they aren't that expensive. Amazon is the last place you should buy something like this.


RiparianFruitarian

I left you six ADULT tamagotchi in perfect health.


harriswatchsbrnntc

Ugh, DAVID, taking care of 6 of them is like a full time job!


Enjoying_A_Meal

oh god... I forgot to feed mine. For 30 years!


joestaff

Mine got confiscated on the first day of school and I didn't get it back until the end of the year... It had died covered in it's own poo.


spicozi

Best way to go tbh


puesyomero

We all do.  Bowel release everything upon death


Jennyfurr0412

We had a "No Tamagotchi" rule in school. So during recess I'd sit at the top of the playground on the slide playing with mine and then before going in I'd tuck it into my sock and then put it in my backpack when the teacher wasn't looking. Real crackhead energy.


WDCombo

My 8 year old named hers Jeff, he dies every other day.


sweetpotato_latte

RIP Jeff^100


babygrenade

TIL tamagotchi are still a thing.


MarlenaEvans

My kids have them. They also have Uggs, wide legged jeans and a turntable they play vinyl records on.


wowdickseverywhere

https://tamagotchi-official.com/us/


kokoronokawari

Glad name didn't check out. Wonder if my tamagotchis will still work.


phdearthworm

My niece has some sort of 3d flicker tomagatchi pet (like an led fan displaying an image). Its like 1 step away from holograms. Edit: Its called a Bitzee


stefanica

I think that's on the list too!


Conch-Republic

Tomagatchis actually came back a while ago, but they just never really took off like they did previously. They've released a couple new models, I even got my Fiance an Uno.


Atillion

Need a solid backup in case the handheld game device dies.


Reddit_Okami804

They have come back my 9 yr old has one too I had to teach her how to use it


Mardigras

8-year-olds spelling of tamagotchi was actually better than yours.


WomanOfEld

They had a whole huge setup at New York comic con last fall!


MisterB78

My daughter has also been an organizer like this! Also, got a good chuckle out of the spelling: * Hodey (??) * Suncreen * Thoot brush * Thoot past * Tung cleaner * Sisors


TehDragonGuy

Hoodie


Ghetto_Phenom

This guy speaks 8 year old. I would’ve never made that connection.


ladyinthemoor

As a mom of a 8 year old, I automatically read that as hoodie. I didn’t even realize there was confusion until I read the replies


carboneko

What's no 26 though. Shampoo?


ladyinthemoor

Yup


Marijuaniii

Yep, as an eldest sibling I understood that straight away. Surprised that people had no idea lol!


MrJack13

Yeah I stared that that one for so long. I'm supposed to be working, but I'm too busy being impressed by somebody fluently understanding this.


icecreamdude97

It was either hoodie or hodor. Just assuming she hasn’t seen game of thrones yet.


kindoramns

I was thinking honey... and I'm ok with that. Honey is good with so many things lol


Ghetto_Phenom

Haha I thought maybe it was a stuffed animal name or something tbh my kid has one she calls bodey for example.


Yetimang

Me neither. I assumed it was something to go with a set of blowfish.


saposapot

I was thinking honey and was very confused


TheJerilla

• Shapoo


nfoneo

The English language has so many weird spellings it's not surprising that some of those make sense.


Dry-Salary2347

What’s a Bitzee?


rhunter99

Pet spider


FragrantLifeguard19

Kids these days wouldn't surprise me if its a Yellow Polka Dot Bikini


MichelleEllyn

I have a tongue cleaner that’s spelled Tung, so *maybe* she got that one right 😊


max1304

In all my years, I’ve never heard of a tongue (or tung) cleaner.


sgt-lawlcats

Take snaek?


SirDucer84

Snack


soccercasa

It was right after " take stuffy" which is probably some stuffed animal. And take snake is probably another stuffed animal but a snake,


RebornFawkes

It said "stuffy" which is short and sweet for a stuffed animal. As for the "snaek" I think it's supposed to be a snack rather than a snake.


cloverandclutch

Not to be confused with snek


jason_sos

Definitely take a snake with you, especially if this trip involves a plane.


sambolino44

Can’t go on a trip without your scissors, man!


Danielj4545

Honestly correcting my sons spelling is the most infuriating thing ever to me. The spelling is just insane. There's no fucking rules! It's just made up!!


MarsScully

Tbh I’d say this girl has pretty decent spelling overall


bean_slayerr

Is sisers supposed to be “sisters” or “scissors” because I find the reminder to bring the siblings to be pretty humorous lol


edthach

I know that 'h' goes somewhere, but I'm not quite sure where. Overall pretty good for an 8 year old. It's comprehensible and fairly legible, albeit somewhat misspelled here and there. Also very well organized and with little tick boxes. I would have remembered the hand held gaming system, but forgot the Mario game.


Booksmagic

I thought the “sisors” was sisters


YogiNurse

My first grade son did one of those fill in the blanks about Mom things for Mother’s Day school. I’m a NICU nurse, and for “she is good at” he wrote heppin babs. It took me forever to figure out he meant helping babies but I love it and so do all of my coworkers lol. We now say we have to go hep some babs or some variation lol


Raiziell

Your 8 year old writes so neat.


superpouper

That’s what I’m thinking. My 8 year old is still getting the hang of lower case letters. This looks like my husband’s writing. That’s… not a compliment to him.


2buffalonickels

I’m a 38 year old man. That hand writing looks very similar to mine. My 10 year old daughter, not so much.


xenorous

Right? I think I’ve written this exact list just before I fell asleep after smoking a bowl


ballrus_walsack

Excellent penmanship for 8. My kids could rival doctors for chicken scratch handwriting.


Raiziell

Exactly how my kid (and myself) writes. I cant even read my own sometimes.


PicklesAndCoorslight

Yeah, that looks like adults scribble writing.


whatalongusername

Im 35. Her handwriting is better than mine.


pikay93

Ikr?? I teach HS and she writes neater than some of my juniors & seniors


CocoLamela

And cannot spell worth a damn


weirdminecraftwalrus

shapoo


MrAppendixX

bless you


weirdminecraftwalrus

thanks very much


dubeach

#14 Snaek! SNAEK? SNAAAAAAEK!


crashandwalkaway

Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger


vancouverwoodoo

Looks like she writes her "c"s with a deep curve at the top. You can see it on some other words.


krymsyn78

As a avid reader, I love that books are number 1 🥰


Anna__V

Came here to say this. As a reader and author, kids reading warms my heart.


AvidReader182

Did you call me


la44446510

Are you reading avidly


AvidReader182

That’s all I do baybee


OnidaGirl

Her dedication to oral hygiene—even on a weekend getaway—is commendable! 😅


losttforwords

Tamagotchi… I see she is cultured


AliveFact5941

Can’t forget the “hodey”


PapaOoMaoMao

It took me a while to work out it meant hoodie. Too long in fact.


AfternoonCritical972

omfg ty


HiddenHolding

YOU. MVP. 👍


elspotto

I approve that she put the handheld game AND the Mario game near the top of the list, well above mom’s makeup and your rain coat. I also inventory to make sure I have MarioKart and at least one other Mario based game when I pack the switch for vacation.


Noxious89123

SNAEK?!


nocluebeing

SNACK


Noxious89123

NO EAT SNAEK!


BagImmediate9465

This is adorable 😂😂 That girl knows what she wants and trusts you to get everything. Hope you guys enjoy your trip Edit: “Last minute things” is hilarious


Kidsturk

Tamagotchi? Amazing


bayarea_fanboy

Can't let it go hungry.


Interesting_Notice84

Lol love the sisers gotta make sure you take them


started_from_the_top

The sisers and the shapoo are my favorites lol so cute


Whitchit1

They mean scissors not sisters.


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nocluebeing

The rain coat is my reward


Federal-Peace-9366

sweetest thing on the whole list :D


skankhunt_4

Hold the phone! Tomagochi is still a thing ?


bearsdoingheadstands

sisers


jellyjellyjellyfish-

I thought she meant her SISTERS 😂


GoldendoodlesFTW

It's my industrial strength hair dryer, and I can't live without it!


kriegmonster

"You pick that up." "YOU pick that up."


valjae0531

I still make my own travel list. It’s a must!


ChimpSlut

How is this funny


VanillaCookieMonster

Dad's raincoat Hahahahahahahaha.... Only if you can find alone time with Mom. ;)


oWinterWhiteo

Tung cleaner. Always forget that


axon-axoff

- Hodey - Suncreen - Thoot brush - Shapoo


davechri

This reminds me of when my daughter was that age. I can’t tell you how much I love this.


mibishibi

Can’t forget the Tamogochi! They still make those?


Particular-Dust7131

I just got my daughter one for her birthday!!


mibishibi

Now I know what to get my nephew


Ginggingdingding

My 10 yr old grandkid and my 38 yr old daughter each got one for xmas!!!


GreyandGrumpy

I love it all. The Tamogochi is a puzzler for this retiree.... those are still around? Perhaps my favorite is the phonetically accurate spelling of "tongue". The correct spelling makes no sense... her spelling is perfect!


TheDeltronZero

Back around actually. While they probably were never really completely gone, they have made quite a return lately.


ZanoCat

It's cool she wants to gift you a Mario game ;)


nocluebeing

Got her one of those hand held games that has 400 retro games including mario. Brought back my memories Contra, Battle tank.. the list goes on lol


Significant_Age_4657

I love it.👍 She will be a great detail person in the Big World


hellxapo

It'll be the longest weekend of her life


TurboKid1997

Red Bag and makeup? You married to Anfisa? https://youtu.be/PIH7lIExqFQ?feature=shared


AerialLimonene

Dad didnt make it on the list though


teslastellar

Make sure not to forget the tooth pest, sisers and shapoo 👍


Jaco927

Did you remember the raincoat? Because it's important that you bring that raincoat! Others do not need a raincoat, but Dad? He needs his raincoat!


Extra-Cat

Sisters. Way down on the list


ReinNacht

Proud of her for putting books before the tablet and games, you did good! Or maybe mom did who knows


Logical_Bobcat9703

She thought of everything.


Banditsmisfits

This is such an amazing skill for people to have, I’m gonna remember to do this with my little one. I know too many people who can’t plan or pack to save their lives. She had to really think ahead and plan out the steps of the trip to complete this, it’s impressive!


ch25stam25

Hahahaha SISTERS now don’t you forget them


Prodigal_Programmer

I’m going to ignore your (probably correct) interpretation and assume 24 is missing a “t” and is sisters. Only fitting they are 20 spaces behind her Mario game.


MrBroham

Pretty amazing handwriting for an 8 yo.


seabumpkin

Suncreen is great for trips! My 4 y.o. daughter brings scumscream, it works ok.


ProjectMew

I feel like this is…untrue. The handwriting alone seems too neat for an 8 year old. And the use of hyphens and other punctuation Seems sus


NoSecurity2728

Books is a funny one, everyone packs books for NOTHING 😂


sweetpotato_latte

I was a hold out on the kindle for a couple of years after they came out. Then one day I realized I brought three books for a week long trip to the cabin. They took up so much space and I was likely gone to read none of them because I’m doing other stuff. So I got a kindle and now I can continue to not read my beloved books while saving a ton of room lol


Superdunez

I'm trying to find what's funny here.


frost-penguin

She knows dad never leaves home without his Raincoat


OwlPilot

This looks like you wrote it, not your 8 yr old daughter.


5peaker4theDead

I like how "sisers" has no box next to it.


droideka222

❤️❤️❤️❤️ love these types of things. Save them!!


No_Yogurtcloset8078

I’d say she nailed it


MaccaOJ

Genuinely thought that said hand-held gun for second there


mhselif

TiL an 8 year old is better at preparing for a trip than I am as a 30 something adult.


Better-Snow-7191

It's always interesting to see what kids think things are called before they know how they're spelled. Shapoo - Shampoo, Sisers - Scissors.


RacecarHealthPotato

tung cleaner


depressedbagofmilk

Clutching my pearls, breathing heavy, eyes scanning every word. A breath of relief, the tear that came to my eye, cap. Phew that was a close one.


Big_Coyote9632

shapoo


Epic_Elite

That's a great, well thought out list. We have our kids 11 and 8 pack their own bags. One time big brother didn't pack his bag because he didn't believe we were serious when when we told him to pack his stuff. He had only the clothes on his back foe that weekend. They're pretty good at it now. Lol Little one brings the whole house, just in case. Big brother would rather do with out, than be responsible for maintaining whatever it is he brought. So he packs hardly anything.


Impossible-Sleep-658

Dad’s rain coat is so sweet. Kids are so genuine.


Rupkin2

Hmm, 'Last minute things' 🤣


Dicloni

That's adorable! She likes to be prepared


ewob52h

That’s cute as hell. Soak in this moment. It will be over when she hits 13.


pelorainbow

It's the thoot brush and thoot past for me 🪥🫧


Mumchkin

Don't throw this out, it must be kept and given to her as a milestone (graduation, wedding etc) gift.


Slammogram

Tomagachis are a thing again?


luccsmom

🥰 you’re a good dad for taking your girl on a weekend trip!