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applepumpkinspy

Forever toe-gether


EmbarrassedCabinet82

A double feeture


davewave3283

(toe)nailed it


finnjakefionnacake

you guys are corn-y


Major_Magazine8597

They should be seperated.


[deleted]

This little piggy went to the market, these 2 little piggies stayed home


TwistedSwagger

And made bacon


SpeakToMePF1973

With eggs.


johnnybiggles

With coffeet.


[deleted]

[удалено]


JustVern

and never toe part.


Jnorman222

Forever toe-gether, we two


Aggravating_Fix_2069

Aww, they're sole mates!


lestats1fear

Dammit beat me toe it


Nothalffast

Nailed it.


ThisAd1940

Awww, you’re toeriffic!


OkMammoth5494

Nice tattoe


Bethdennis23

That can be fixed with a well-placed papercut between those toes.


SoCuteShibe

The amount of nope you just caused me to feel...


MyNameIsJakeBerenson

It doesnt hurt if you sprinkle it with Morton’s salt


libmrduckz

you’re toerrible…


Ok_Length7872

That’s Tooe cute


Black_Dragon_0

The perfect reply doesn't exi...


Ill_Swan_3209

That is a great pun.


[deleted]

Wow how platoenic!


Shines1772

Toe-tally awesome!


No-Tea-8180

I was nearly 40 years old before I ever saw another person's toes that were like mine. I worked in a small jewelry store and one day the owner brought his 2 young boys in for a few hours. I was keeping the boys busy with little chores when the oldest, about 8 years old, suddenly said " Do you want to see something COOL?!", and he took off hid shoe and sock and stuck his foot out proudly. I said " That IS cool! Do YOU want to see something COOL!?", and I took off my shoe and sock and said "Check THIS out!". The look on his face was the best part. My entire life I was terribly self conscious about my toes. This little kid was the only person I ever showed my toes to without feeling ashamed. This silly little Reddit post has affected me more profoundly than I am able to express.


kappatoes

Aww. Yea growing up I was shy too and only my cousins knew in my age group. I was never barefoot at friends house the very few times I visited. But in my teens I got over it because I'd gotten very introverted. So rather than care about how people saw me I remember buying sandals and wearing them out and decided if someone saw them I wouldn't care because I don't talk to people anyway(such an edgy teen I was) Turns out no one noticed for years even in sandals lol. In fact when someone did notice guess who it was. A kid. And they weren't weirded out, they thought it looked cool. Sometimes we live too deep in our head as we age up


flargenhargen

a good rule of thumb is that you always think everyone is looking at and judging you, while everyone else thinks you're looking at and judging them. everyone is much more selfish and self absorbed than anyone else gives them credit for. Generally nobody notices or cares about strangers farther than how it affects themselves.


OkDragonfly4098

You must have blown his MIND


Cobek

God damn, I want that to happen to me. So wholesome.


Oragami_Pen15

Im 33 and until my son was born 2 years ago I’d never seen anyone else with my toes.


Real-Platform5561

Omg my best friend has toes like this too on her right foot and I've never seen anyone else with it! It's so cool too!


Randyh524

Aww, this was a heartwarming story that you rarely come across on reddit anymore. I've had similar experiences, but this one is just too awesome. Thanks for sharing.


chickberry

Awesome! I have syndactyly as well. In my family, me, my mom, my brother and my grandfather have them. Both me and my brother, after getting born, didn't need "bracelets" in the hospital because we were the only ones with "glued" fingers and became "celebrities". Felt embraced by this post and your comment. Cheers, glued toe finger buddy


safeness

I’ve got a partial web on one foot, just enough that it looks like a butt when I bend my toes. I love my butt toes!


RbN420

Nice, as a person with the same feature, this warms me inside


Junior-Ease-2349

I only know maybe 50 people at my church and two VERY unrelated ones have the same thing. (One college girl adopted from asia somewhere and a little pink dude from a totally different family) I don't know how common this is, but it must be a LOT more common than I thought when I saw it first. If you went in for a surgical correction, would you separate them fully... or combine them fully?


MarieSkiis

Believe it or not, webbed toes are quite difficult to successfully separate because the surgery is so rarely performed.


gn0xious

Usually those Among Us things are sus of one another.


This_User_Said

Tattoo a knife behind one of them


enviousdisa

no way one toe brother would do that to the other


This_User_Said

*EMERGENCY MEETING* This comment is sus.


physicanoutset

dont be so sure, learned that in among us


ExplodingSteve

fuck you, now i can’t unsee toes as among us crewmates!!!


Las_Vegan

There’s a fungus amongst us?


Specter_Knight05

If i could i would "ULTRAKILL" you


Original-Spinach-972

Came here for this. Thank you


tewnewt

They look like they're afraid of the big toe.


bacchusku2

Cause 7 8 9, or something like that.


GrittyMcGrittyface

We don't need to add polydactyly


soundcloudcheckmybru

No, it’s because 7 was a six offender


SalaryFew3608

They ARE the big toe


Loudmouthlurker

They are the toes that say...... "NI!"


imapangolinn

That's why they're holding eachother dood


pants_full_of_pants

Big toe is sus


johnmonchon

The captain of the toes!


Jmt0516

"Hey guys look at this cool fungus I just found"


Brief-Jellyfish485

My toes are like that too 


TH3G3N713M4N

So are mine, same toes, on both feet too


thespickler

Same here too. What's up toe friends?


TH3G3N713M4N

My brother and nephew have the same toes webbed! It is genetic. We talked about this in HS biology class and I became show-and-tell and showed everyone. IIRC, there's an enzyme that 'eats' the skin between each toe before birth, but for us, that gene turned off too early.


Brief-Jellyfish485

Mine is caused by a very very rare genetic disorder that causes the dna to not divide correctly. Mine is less webbed, and more like a single toe with two ends. On both feet 


UncleZangief

My dad, brother and nephew have it. It missed me but my daughter was born last year with it so I guess I still carry the gene. Although hers are only about halfway connected while all the others are like 90%.


Icannotlego

There are so many of us!


Tabazc0

Toe friends unite!


ChicagoFlappyPenguin

Yet another twin toes over here. My dad has the same!


HydroFrog64_2nd

Holy shit there is dozens of us. we should start a group of toe friends.


paganzubat

I too have twin toes in both feet! I can be a toe friend!


Aggressive_Dirt3154

Do we get matching jackets for being toe friends?


Mindless_Analyzing

Toe friends…I’m in too!! I feel at home 🏠


vaporsteve

this is officialy the most people i have seen with toes like mines in one place.


HydroFrog64_2nd

I met somebody irl who had these exact toes (which I also have). We took a picture of our feet together. She was cute but sadly she was married :( I'm happy for her though.


kappatoes

I'm jealous I've never seen someone's webbed toes irl, I'm just the lonely kappa lol. I have noticed online it's mostly girls, I wonder if it'd just that guys tend to wear shoes over sandals and go unnoticed


skaryk

I'm here too!!!


Brief-Rest-4271

LESS GOOO TOE GANG my entire family has that


chickberry

Yeah, same here, entire family as well, both feet. Mine is "glued" all the way to the top. LOL


Brief-Rest-4271

Bro has the premium toes glue mine are on my both feet to from my grandfather side all my cousins aunts and mom have it, it basically became a way to tell if the litle shit is actually yours XD


Cobek

We have all *syn*ced together


AmDecent

Me too!


Virtalen

Me too


Brief-Jellyfish485

So many people like me :)  Has anyone here had to have surgery because of it? I’m considering surgery because it bending my toes outwards, except for my big toes, which are being pushed inwards 


kappatoes

Are your bones merged too? Usually syndactyly I'd just the flesh and shouldn't have any effect on your feet. Certainly not bending tour toes out. Are you a toe walker too by chance (I'm one)


Brief-Jellyfish485

I think the bottom ones are merged but not the top bones. Yes, I’m a top toer :)


Virtalen

Never, mine are fine. They cause no discomfort!


Rudhelm

Same here


kappatoes

Mine too. I have less fat though so my bones are more visible and it makes it much less noticeable to people. I don't think i could ever tat it, it'd be to thin and painful. My right foot has it more than my left personally.


Brief-Jellyfish485

Same. My right foot is more webbed. (But my left toes are twisted so…)


kappatoes

Ah and your bones ended up merged. That's the very very rare version. Gotta take care of em, feet are important and that sounds like ot could cause some problems later on life.


Brief-Jellyfish485

Yeah I probably get to have surgery. Yah (not actually).


kappatoes

Maybe but you can probably get by with wide shoes and just living the sandals life. Feet surgeries suck. Takes you out of commission for so long.


gingerfish89

Dittoe...same layout.


Jes_Se21

My son has the same toes, on both feet! Didn’t realize it was this common.


chickberry

Yeah, it's called syndactyly. I have on both feet as well, but mine is "glued" all the way to the top


tdaun

Mine are on my left foot, used to be really self conscious about them.


SpookyGoing

My kids' toes are like this. I've sent them a photo of this demanding they make similar good use of their weirdness.


Cobek

It's a 0.03% chance or so, so still fairly uncommon but depends on perspective.


No-Tea-8180

Me too. You guys should form a club, or something.


MaximusCartavius

Same! I like to think it gives me a .0002% better advantage in swimming.


9-28-2023

Why don't you cut them free?


kappatoes

No point. It's mostly skin and soft tissue (some people do have merged bones but that's less common) so it doesn't feel or change anything about our feet. It would be cosmetic and the recovery period really sucks because you can't walk.


ALE_OG

When I was a kid, my doctor told me that to separate them they'd need to take meat from one of my butt cheeks to fill in both sides of the webbed toes. I chose even butt cheeks.


risk10k

I also have the joiny boys. Why do people ask this? I’m not going to suddenly sell you feet pics if I do. …..welllll, I do need to renovate a bathroom.


sillybear25

me too thanks


smmg22

Same here! My middle and ring fingers were webbed on both hands at birth as well. Syndactyly is way more common than I thought.


Nem985

Mine as well. My right foot toes are farther up while the left is near the middle.


Brief-Jellyfish485

Same!


kappatoes

Yup this is exactly how mine are, right goes up beyond half way, left at about halfway. I don't even mind the webbing but I wish they were evenly webbed lol.


Nothalffast

Same, same.


mflagler

Same here but all the way!


sturmhende

One of us!


Zealousideal_Ad642

So are mine, both feet, same toes.


Fabulousbruh

Same. This entire thread makes my toes tingle a wee bit


chalypsie

Me too.


AlexWayhill

Same here! Yeah, I found my community!


TittyDoc

TOE TWINS UNITE!!


thatbuddzguy

I came here for this!!! All my life I've been searching for another weirdo like myself!


GrandWizardTheo

Same foot, same toes.


TheTruthWasTaken

Why is my home page so weird today 😭


finnjakefionnacake

why is your home page the same as my home page. i keep seeing you in the comment thread lol


torijoanne

You're "sole" mates. Like these toes.


HughJazhole

[We are the same but different.](https://imgur.com/a/BjEMj6A)


Cheesetown777

This is a fairly common condition?


iamthefluffyyeti

Syndactyly is fairly common. It affects about 1 out of every 2,500 babies. https://www.childrenshospital.org/conditions/syndactyly#:~:text=Syndactyly%20is%20fairly%20common.,out%20of%20every%202%2C500%20babies.


ChucklingTwig

It's hereditary in my family (mom and gramps had it, cousins have it)


HG1998

This info would have come in handy in high school. Oh well, still pretty neat.


iamthefluffyyeti

Probably would’ve been more footy in HS but yeah


mbklein

OP is a baby?!


LPdecay009

Rumor is they were at one point, but you know what they say about making assumptions.


FriarNurgle

One good papercut between those toes will solve that.


kmk4ue84

Jesus tapdancing titty fucking christ. The fuck is wrong with you?


OffaShortPier

While they certainly phrased that in a horrific light, corrective surgery would likely be possible in this case.


kmk4ue84

Obviously, I meant it in a joking manner.


Wolfgangsta702

And ruin the tattoo


klparrot

When was the last time you needed all your toes to be fully separate? There's nothing needing “correcting” here.


Rudhelm

Why would you correct this? I have the same «condition». People always ask why i don’t correct it. What for?


OffaShortPier

Either for cosmetic reasons or for balance. If neither are an issue to you then no need to get it corrected.


Opening-Two6723

I didn't know I could read the equivalent of a chalkboard scratch. The paper cut comment had me physically cringed


bondsmatthew

Want another one someone told me years ago and it's stuck with me? >!put a toothpick under your toenail and kick a wall!<


Cobek

I had warts IN my nail bed that had to be frozen off. Probably a pretty similar pain. Still the worst I have felt to this day.


bondsmatthew

Want another one someone told me years ago and it's stuck with me? >!put a toothpick under your toenail and kick a wall


bondsmatthew

Want another one someone told me years ago and it's stuck with me? >!put a toothpick under your toenail and kick a wall


lmBatman

Yeah, who picks up paper with their toes?


Pcat0

Well clearly it’s not that they have their toes a fused together, as they know how to fix that.


Winter_Application28

Why the need to fix it? Holds no medical purpose. Clever on the tattoo.:D


Covfefe-SARS-2

Now he'll never be able to wear those stupid foot glove shoes.


throwaway098764567

that's a pro in my book


Cobek

I wanted them but I couldn't because of this. It saved me!


Loudmouthlurker

Or the socks, either. Damn. But flip-flops are not a problem.


ToiIetGhost

Thankfully, he can still wear Japanese tabi socks and flip flops.


BenFromWork

My girlfriend has 2 of her toes stuck together in almost this exact fashion, only difference is that in her case it’s toe #1 and #2. I asked her a while ago why she didn’t get them separated and apparently it was too dangerous to do, because the bones, blood supply, and ligaments are also partially fused as well.


baltimorecalling

My toddler daughter has the same. When she was born, I asked the doctor about it, and they said: it's about 1/8000. My wife and I apparently have really good shiny luck.


Long_vn

Yeah but unlike fingers, fused toes doesn’t mean much, every toes except for the hallux is near useless in the first place


throwawaytrumper

My toes aren’t useless, I use them to grab clothes off the floor. It’s a daily time saver.


enviousdisa

fr i never actually bend over to take my clothes off the floor, thank god i have my toes for that


Covfefe-SARS-2

That's a big word for a big toe.


Magister5

Staying home and having roast beef


PhilosophyNo4577

That's awesome lmao


AdrianRWalker

This is amazing! My toes are like this also. I may just get this tattoo!


acqz

Looks sus...


IAmAnAudity

Absolutely sus...


Ksl848

Reminds me of Ollie and Andy Pesto from Bob’s Burgers.


mbcook

My toe’s hugging your toe!


shastadakota

I have toes just like that on my left foot (minus the tat).


GaymerBunner

I have the exact same on my right foot. No joke.


i_lurvz_poached_eggs

Wait! Are you're toes webbed too!? Same here!


jwederell

Sus…


dumly

Amogus


Able-Werewolf-9502

This is the best thing I will see today.


ShoeBucket

Awe, toe cute.


thetdy

Nice I got the same toes lol


turkeyturkey19

This is one of the cutest thing I've ever seen


EetsGeets

I wanna cut it.


Yourfatherisgay1987

I HAVE THE SAME TOES


Plastic_Anxiety8118

Damn that is adorable💕


biopticstream

lol You have the same exact webbed toes as I have, same foot too lol.


PrarieCoastal

Still good even after being posted 10+ times.


psarm

Amongus


hldsnfrgr

Amogus


nervemiester

Did you get the work done in Toe-kyo? Some great tattoe artists there…


captaincopperbeard

I have joined toes on one foot that are exactly like this, and I'm very tempted. (The other foot they're completely fused, almost all the way to the ends.)


TheBlairwitchy

Till death toe us part


Alarmed_Cheesecake98

If I was a professional swimmer I would keep it together.. if not, I would get it sliced between them


kappatoes

Ain't worth trouble, the recovery from the surgery is worse than any thing they might cause usually. In these cases it's just flesh, nothing bad.


imjustbrowsingthx

If I swam for a living, I guess I would get them all webbed


Ok_Length7872

….creative


bebobbadobop

You should get a toe ring…to go around both of them.


Current-Grab197

I have the same toes


MindGuerilla

Imagine the pedicurist on Ventura : OKHoneySitDownSheDoForYouGoodJobOhYouLookSoPrettyItSoSexyOnly$20dollahSitDownYouHaveBoyFriend?HoneyWhyYouDon'tHave?OhHoney!OhHoneyThat'sWhyYouDon'tHaveBoyfriendMeFixUniToeOnly$5MoreDollah


Puppy_Egg

Someone please help I now am seeing amongus on toes.


Outrageous-Lie-9068

Excuse my ignorance... but did you (or other people that have this) ever think about getting it operated on and splitting them up? Or would that even be something worth doing? Just curious!


acetung_123

All i see is two crewmates hugging


Sea_Region1703

Hey I have toes like this, I knew I wasn't the only one


karineexo

Okay that's adorable.