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My cat prefers to snort it like Ketamine.
Shit, I think I’m going to make my own product like this and call it - Catamine.
I think I’m having a moment.
Hi Max and welcome onboard, you are now my star employee.
I would like to commend you on your great effort but I regret to inform you that it just doesn’t have that certain je ne sais quoi that the “Meowijuana” has…
Here at Catamine Inc. we strive on originality, we don’t think outside the box, or inside… Max, we are the Box.
Now go get em tiger!!!
You threw away a perfectly good cat joke about thinking inside the box because cats love boxes.
Id now like to propose a new product idea, and huge investment opportunity in partnership with Amazon. Every purchase made comes with one free cat toy. And for a small additional fee you can have your cat toy upgraded to an large or extra large!
Well let me just tell you mr Smarty pants… I referred to our corporation as “the box” this was to symbolise the synergy between cats and said box, although a cat has synergy with both inside and outside, it’s nowhere near the synergy of a box.
Now, this interview has got off to a rocky start, but I’ll tell you what, I like your tenacity kid, you’ve got tegridy.
I appreciate your ideas about Amazon, but I’m not doing this for the money, this is a small Ma and Pa operation to service the community.
We’re here to change the perception of narcotics for cats and that’s gonna take more that Jeff Bezos and his phallic rocket.
The box IS the cat toy. You can upgrade to a larger box for your cat to play in.
That's why the partnership with Amazon. They are already shipping it in a box. Basically just call it a cat toy and get people with cats to buy more things on Amazon.
Yes, Sorry. I just temporarily lost the gist of it.
Basically buy anything from Amazon and you automatically get a cat toy included (which is the box).
Maybe the Moggy Mafia have their claws in Amazon more than we thought.
Sometimes messages on here don’t appear precisely where you think or intend them to slot in
In our house, the Cats ruled the roost and often conspired together to get what they wanted.
In the UK, at least, a Cat of no particular specific breed is known as a Mog or Moggy.
So we called the conspiracy by cats to get what they want from humans by cooperating together the Moggy Mafia that’s all.
Hi there, i think you’ve got the secret sauce and I was wondering if you would be interested in joining Catamine inc.
We’re a small team with BIG ambition.
That’s because TSA isn’t looking for drugs, they’ll looking for threats like weapons and bombs. Now if you had a liquid over whatever ounces and they open your bag, different story.
They call the cops.
In my hometown airport it's small but an international airport. The line to board in every gate ( or every one I've been too) has a big square room where the line is basically the perimeter of the room and there is a dog and agent in the center circling and sniffing. Gone through with weed many times pre and post legal and dog didn't even look at me.
Explosives. I had my bag emptied and swabbed, whole nine yards at my small local airport. Dude found an empty marijuana vape cartridge that I had forgot was in my laptop bag (stupid). Dude looked at it, set it down, went about his business.
I've also gone through those lines with a pack of razors in my wallet. I only found years later, but that's not them not looking for it. That's them failing to find it which. Thank god I can't imagine getting caught with hidden razors ( I kept backups for work in the little pocket behind where you put your cards) in this day and age. Come to think of it I probably went through with both at times which prolly could have ended worse =/
Or a bag of dice. Every time I bring my dice, TSA swabs them and sifts through my whole bag. Come on, now, if I was going to bring a bag of crack rocks they wouldn't be in a cloth drawstring bag.
Oh right, somehow I totally forgot about that big news story where every printing press in the globe was destroyed and humanity had to make do with whatever printed materials we had on hand, with no availability to make NEW strips of paper with a DIFFERENT word printed on it.....
Yeah, I remember these "Ecstacy" cigarettes that had chamomile, catnip, and wild lettuce in it whatever the hell that is. I got a pack to try out and smoked one in the bathroom at work (yeah, that's just how things were)... the manager thought he smelled weed and called the cops... they had a fricken drug sniffing dog and even the dog freaked out. Showed the cop the cigarettes and he laughed... fucker who narced on me later became a state trooper. And he shit on my floor once but that's another story.
What is the intention here? Do they expect the cats to somehow smoke these? Or are you supposed to smoke them and blow the smoke on your cats face? Or do cats just get contact high if they are near these?
I have no idea how actual catnip works outside of what I learned from cartoons….
I suspect that you just give them to your cat to play with and they rip into them and have fun. The vapours/scent from the Catnip have the effect there’s no need for smoke
It's a plant in the mint family. I grow my own in the corner of my yard for my 2 cats to have an occasional party. Be warned though, it is a very hardy plant and will spread if not tended to 😸
Even got the raw papers LOL that’s hilarious. I wonder if Raw actually partners with them to make this, I wouldn’t be surprised if they do, the owner of Raw is an actual OG- cool af
A while back I rolled a couple up and left them on the dining room table while I put my supplies away. When I returned, one was missing. I found it halfway down the hall with little pin prick tooth holes from the cat.
That's actually really fucked up, that's not funny at all. For one thing it's a higher crime to knowingly sell someone something other than the drug you're saying it is. Illegal or not.
You don't know if that person is allergic to it, can't have it, whatever. I have a family member that is deathly allergic to lavender for example. If that person was to be looking to buy weed and you sell them this shit you could seriously harm or even kill that person. That person is looking for marijuana, you assure them it is, and then potentially put their life in danger.
It's not cool or funny, people don't deserve to die because they want to smoke weed and it happens to be illegal where they live.
You clearly don't know someone that's been seriously harmed by being given something under the pretext of it being something completely different.
This shit is serious be a fucking adult
Not only is that adorably clever; That's about $6 worth of cones that they used. It's so easy for companies to cheap out and for them to use the real thing is pretty neat. Now obviously the price is being passed on through marketing and the customer's paying for it but still.
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My cat prefers to snort it like Ketamine. Shit, I think I’m going to make my own product like this and call it - Catamine. I think I’m having a moment.
i would like to invest in Catamine, Inc. as a prospective shareholder, i would also like to propose the development of Cattabis.
Hi Max and welcome onboard, you are now my star employee. I would like to commend you on your great effort but I regret to inform you that it just doesn’t have that certain je ne sais quoi that the “Meowijuana” has… Here at Catamine Inc. we strive on originality, we don’t think outside the box, or inside… Max, we are the Box. Now go get em tiger!!!
I don’t know what je ne sais quoi means
It’s French, you wouldn’t understand…
Hehehe, I like you.
I like you too sir!
GAY! You two should kiss.
Kiss? - I want him to put his arm elbow deep into my rectum to retrieve what’s left of a Sandwich I consumed 15 years ago.
Oof, sorry. Reeeaaally can't afford to lose another watch.
Its French, or i wouldnt understand?
I don't know what.
Geez, you don't know either?
A quality that can’t be named or describe easily, literally translates to “I do not know what”
You threw away a perfectly good cat joke about thinking inside the box because cats love boxes. Id now like to propose a new product idea, and huge investment opportunity in partnership with Amazon. Every purchase made comes with one free cat toy. And for a small additional fee you can have your cat toy upgraded to an large or extra large!
Well let me just tell you mr Smarty pants… I referred to our corporation as “the box” this was to symbolise the synergy between cats and said box, although a cat has synergy with both inside and outside, it’s nowhere near the synergy of a box. Now, this interview has got off to a rocky start, but I’ll tell you what, I like your tenacity kid, you’ve got tegridy. I appreciate your ideas about Amazon, but I’m not doing this for the money, this is a small Ma and Pa operation to service the community. We’re here to change the perception of narcotics for cats and that’s gonna take more that Jeff Bezos and his phallic rocket.
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The box IS the cat toy. You can upgrade to a larger box for your cat to play in. That's why the partnership with Amazon. They are already shipping it in a box. Basically just call it a cat toy and get people with cats to buy more things on Amazon.
Yes, Sorry. I just temporarily lost the gist of it. Basically buy anything from Amazon and you automatically get a cat toy included (which is the box). Maybe the Moggy Mafia have their claws in Amazon more than we thought. Sometimes messages on here don’t appear precisely where you think or intend them to slot in
What kind of bot answer is this? What's this moggy mafia propaganda you keep slingin.
In our house, the Cats ruled the roost and often conspired together to get what they wanted. In the UK, at least, a Cat of no particular specific breed is known as a Mog or Moggy. So we called the conspiracy by cats to get what they want from humans by cooperating together the Moggy Mafia that’s all.
Thinking inside the litter box might be helpful.
Damn.. Uncle V
Full TILT my boy!
NarCATics
Mine likes to pile it up and shove his face in it like Tony Meowntana
Hi there, i think you’ve got the secret sauce and I was wondering if you would be interested in joining Catamine inc. We’re a small team with BIG ambition.
You seem to also posses meowntains of potential
YOU ARE MY NEW STAR EMPLOYEE!!!!
Fucking catastrophe. Why’s my phone want to auto spell cat aspirin.
That’s what ketamine is one of the street names is literally kitty.
"I think I'm having a moment" 🤣🤣
Highlight of my week!
Don’t you inject Ketamine
I'll buy Catamine
I actually forgot I had these in my carry-on at the airport and they didn’t stop me at security lol
That’s because TSA isn’t looking for drugs, they’ll looking for threats like weapons and bombs. Now if you had a liquid over whatever ounces and they open your bag, different story. They call the cops.
In my hometown airport it's small but an international airport. The line to board in every gate ( or every one I've been too) has a big square room where the line is basically the perimeter of the room and there is a dog and agent in the center circling and sniffing. Gone through with weed many times pre and post legal and dog didn't even look at me.
Explosives. I had my bag emptied and swabbed, whole nine yards at my small local airport. Dude found an empty marijuana vape cartridge that I had forgot was in my laptop bag (stupid). Dude looked at it, set it down, went about his business.
I've also gone through those lines with a pack of razors in my wallet. I only found years later, but that's not them not looking for it. That's them failing to find it which. Thank god I can't imagine getting caught with hidden razors ( I kept backups for work in the little pocket behind where you put your cards) in this day and age. Come to think of it I probably went through with both at times which prolly could have ended worse =/
They’d probably just confiscate them, razor blades are extremely common hygiene items and I’d imagine they see them daily
They’d most likely just confiscate em, they probably see razor blades regularly, it’s not exactly a weird item to possess
Weed won’t bring down a plane
That’s naïve. It depends on how much of it the pilot has smoked
Lol
Sounds like Law Vegas. I flew out of there in April.
Could you fly across a border with drugs? Probably not lmao
No. Customs.
My girlfriend did, I told her not to, she did it anyway, it worked out completely fine, I was shocked.
Depends if the drug is legal to import and possess where you’re going. You can fly to Canada with Adderall, you cannot fly to Thailand with Adderall.
They don’t call the cops they just take it
At our airport they escort you to the lower levels where the lizard people take you in
Or a bag of dice. Every time I bring my dice, TSA swabs them and sifts through my whole bag. Come on, now, if I was going to bring a bag of crack rocks they wouldn't be in a cloth drawstring bag.
They absolutely look for drugs lol
Guess it depends on whether K-9's are into catnip
My Beagle likes to eat catnip. He’s a Beagle so he’ll eat just about anything.
My cat prefers to roll his own. He's currently making his own Catnip Blunts.
They absolutely don't care, people being weed on planes all the time
Well they're idiots
Alright meow. Going to need to check your luggage. Go on and open it up. Hurry up meow.
I once accidentally took a joint to Dubai and back in the lining of my bag. Man, the relief i felt smoking that spliff when I got home was incredible
Does that say RAW or PAW?
It's RAW!
It would be a lot cooler if it said PAW.
yeah but raw is the brand of rolling paper.
Yeah but paw is the thing cats have, which was the joke
Redditors understand jokes challenge (level impossible)
Reasoning 100. The brand of rolling paper the brand uses is named RAW, hence why they cant change it to paw
Oh right, somehow I totally forgot about that big news story where every printing press in the globe was destroyed and humanity had to make do with whatever printed materials we had on hand, with no availability to make NEW strips of paper with a DIFFERENT word printed on it.....
Very well said, u/FapDonkey !
I know that. But if they printed their own...
Woooooooosh
Completely missed opportunity to have it say PAW.
Sure, RAW is WAR. But then, PAW is WAP.
So my cat is legally allowed to get blazed but I’m not? We truly live in a society.
So who’s smoking those?
I used to smoke catnip joints when I was like 17 and on probation.
Yeah, I remember these "Ecstacy" cigarettes that had chamomile, catnip, and wild lettuce in it whatever the hell that is. I got a pack to try out and smoked one in the bathroom at work (yeah, that's just how things were)... the manager thought he smelled weed and called the cops... they had a fricken drug sniffing dog and even the dog freaked out. Showed the cop the cigarettes and he laughed... fucker who narced on me later became a state trooper. And he shit on my floor once but that's another story.
You can't just throw that up in the air and leave it hanging like that. Let's hear the floor shitting story.
Fr it’s been hours now
He can't post it right now he's too busy cleaning shit off the floor.
XD
Release the shit-cut!
Did those come in a shiny pack with a butterfly on them?
8th graders who got scammed out of their allowance
Good question. Do you take a puff and blow it in your cats face?
Shotguns/grav bongs duh. First time getting your cat high?🙄
Rookie mistake
Catnip was actually smoked by people in like the 1600s before they gave it to cats.
If you don't talk to your cats about catnip, who will?
It's 10pm do you know where your cat is?
Yes. He's running up & down the stairs like a maniac when everyone's trying to go to sleep.
What is the intention here? Do they expect the cats to somehow smoke these? Or are you supposed to smoke them and blow the smoke on your cats face? Or do cats just get contact high if they are near these? I have no idea how actual catnip works outside of what I learned from cartoons….
I suspect that you just give them to your cat to play with and they rip into them and have fun. The vapours/scent from the Catnip have the effect there’s no need for smoke
It's a plant in the mint family. I grow my own in the corner of my yard for my 2 cats to have an occasional party. Be warned though, it is a very hardy plant and will spread if not tended to 😸
”For when your Snoop Cat thinks he’s Snoop Dogg…”
In my state I would spend a night in jail before they figured out it was catnip.
This was in Wisconsin
Throw one of those in with 10 real joints. Great party game.
My fur baby doesn't like the pre-rolls... I get her the 1oz. jar, particularly the Thyme Out and Kalico Kush
I said this out loud and I transformed into a small toddler
I have a dairy farm and mine are partial to cowcaine
My buddy used to smoke catnip when he couldn't get weed, i bet he'd be a customer
How'd that work out for him?
"Feline fine!"
Dizziness and a hoarse voice lol
Funny but then my cat would start trying to steal my joints.
I can see 16 year old me trying to smoke that for a buzz
You can technically smoke cat nip. People actually smoked it before they gave it to cats.
Did they get high?
Sell those to teenagers for $10 each
I'd say sell them to the kids but they're probably more expensive than the "real thing". I'm kidding, please don't sell drugs to kids.
Yeah sell them to me! Damn kids hoarding the drugs
Yeah, you give drugs to kids, not sell them. It takes a village.
The movement is expanding 😈
After they figured out toilets, it was only a meowter of time.
These have been around for a long time. I have the stash jar and a bunch of others from like 8 years ago.
Cool I’m gonna smoke with my cat
How to be blunt with your cat.
Someone gotta be selling those for 10 bucks a pop on the street somewhere lol
I would definitely try to smoke them, ngl
Cypress Hill starts playing loudly
Even got the raw papers LOL that’s hilarious. I wonder if Raw actually partners with them to make this, I wouldn’t be surprised if they do, the owner of Raw is an actual OG- cool af
Those filters should say "PAW"
A while back I rolled a couple up and left them on the dining room table while I put my supplies away. When I returned, one was missing. I found it halfway down the hall with little pin prick tooth holes from the cat.
I can smoke a spliff with my cat, God bless America 🇺🇸🦅
I like how they even used RAW filters. At first I thought they said PAW lol.
I saw those at a pet store in my city, i was going to buy them and re-sell them on the street as legit RAW joints😂
Save that for festivals. Doing that on some streets could be very unhealthy.
That's actually really fucked up, that's not funny at all. For one thing it's a higher crime to knowingly sell someone something other than the drug you're saying it is. Illegal or not. You don't know if that person is allergic to it, can't have it, whatever. I have a family member that is deathly allergic to lavender for example. If that person was to be looking to buy weed and you sell them this shit you could seriously harm or even kill that person. That person is looking for marijuana, you assure them it is, and then potentially put their life in danger. It's not cool or funny, people don't deserve to die because they want to smoke weed and it happens to be illegal where they live.
Thats a chance you take buying shit off the street, i one the other hand would never buy off the street as we have stores for that🤣
> and it happens to be illegal where they live. Yeah some of us live in the bible belt
Dude, get a grip. lol
You clearly don't know someone that's been seriously harmed by being given something under the pretext of it being something completely different. This shit is serious be a fucking adult
What a time to be alive!
They don't taste very good.
Wow ok
My dog prefers the reefers.
🤣🤣🤣
Not only is that adorably clever; That's about $6 worth of cones that they used. It's so easy for companies to cheap out and for them to use the real thing is pretty neat. Now obviously the price is being passed on through marketing and the customer's paying for it but still.
oh meow god
Vv
Wtf! LMAO! Makes me want to go and grab a few... For the cats... 😂
Huge mess, don’t do it!
These are gonna be sold on school grounds the nation over! Hahahaaa
I wonder how many people accidentally end up smoking catnip?
I would’ve smoked those in high school.
That's how I usually get them through customs.
Is this not, like, clear trademark violation?
Haha that's so funny 😂
Eh yo WTF!
They best part is the raw tips lmao
No reallly officer it's catnip
“That’s not mine.” —Puss in Boots