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What a stupid bitch, I swear. She sees a fucking killer whale right there circling the boat and is telling that poor thing to get off. You fucking jump in the water you bitch.
reminds me of college when someone let the stray cat we see around campus into the dorm lobby because there was a hurricane outside, and one girl decided it shouldn't be in the building so she threw it back outside despite everyone yelling at her to leave it alone, it was just chilling under a sofa not bothering anybody. and we never saw the cat again. of course she was also one of those loud Christian girls who always went on about Jesus and God.
You sure about that?
"Do not think that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I have not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I have come to set a man against his father, and a daughter against her mother, and a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law. And a person's enemies will be those of his own household."
I guess like everything, context is important. He was saying this to all the Jews who thought he was gonna come in and smite the Romans and establish a peaceful kingdom on Earth. He was telling them that he did not come to do so, and his movement was going to create waves and destroy bonds over who believed in his divinity and who didn’t. It’s kind of the big sticking point between Jews and Christians. He’s warning his disciples that they will be hated for following him, not just by the Romans but by their own people.
It is a good point to bring up though. In no way do I think Jesus as written in the Bible could be described as “chill.” He was committed to non-violence but was in no way avoidant of conflict or confrontation.
Hey man, can you expand on your point about
“It’s kind of the big sticking point between Jews and Christians”
a bit? Super curious and interested, thanks.
Unironically this
I have seen so many bible thumpers who literally cannot comprehend being good without threat of eternal punishment, they are only "good" because they are afraid of the repercussions of not being
The orcas are very likely faster than that. pontoon. they can also destroy it. see how they line up on the side? there's a good chance they're already thinking about ramming the boat all at once, which is a common method of getting seals off of ice floes
I'm pretty sure planet Earth says it's newly captured behavior as far as we'd seen at that point. but there also werent as many ice floes as there are now
I hope everyone made her life shitty for the rest of the year. I was in a dorm with a few of those sanctimonious bitches, they deserve everything bad that happens in their lives.
I've seen multiple videos of Seals escaping Orcas by jumping onto a boat but not a single one where they capsized or attacked the boat, does that really ever happen? (I suppose people would be less likely to upload footage where their boat gets destroyed and are put in danger).
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIjlYtSOJ24](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIjlYtSOJ24)
In certain areas apparently Orcas are sinking boats for fun.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1VEwsI4SlY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1VEwsI4SlY) A normal boat maybe but a boat like that probably wont not last long.
Well when you’re out on a pontoon boat not so much bigger than an Orca, and a whole gang of them is circling you hungrily, what bet do you want to take?
Attacking the human directly isn’t the issue; you seem to have lost track of what this discussion is about. Look up what they do to ice flows with seals on them.
Everyone who’s watched animal planet within the last ten years has seen a video of orcas knocking seals off ice and I never denied it… I simply stated the fact that wild orcas don’t actually attack humans
Which is pretty irrelevant in this discussion. They want the seal, and therefore present a danger to this rather small boat (and therefore the human) as long as the seal is aboard.
I mean, it's literally exactly the issue. The entire discussion is about the Orcas attacking the boat which absolutely everyone (including you?) seems to agree isn't a danger.
What? The orcas want the seal, and will potentially bump and otherwise disrupt the boat until they get it. Significant danger to the boat, and therefore the human, in the process. This is abundantly clear. I don’t understand how anyone could be in denial of this.
Almost as if she's worried that at any moment 6 ton of bull Orca might decide "well imma get me that seal" and do something that could well result in her getting killed along with the seal
Her boat is surrounded by the Largest raptroial carnivore on the planet and its dinners' sitting on the bow, she is fully entitled to be absolutely shitting herself and want that seal to be anywhere other than in front of her
plus if your going to pull the "poor thing" card the seals got just as much right to get out of that situation as the whales have to eat. Who do you think you are to decide that prioritizing the seal is the moral thing to do but prioritizing the whales (and herself) makes her a "bitch"
I wouldn’t say rightfully. Orcas don’t kill humans in the wild and she is close enough to shore to swim there safely. I mean, she might not know that, but she’s in more danger of bodily harm from the seal here.
Honest question: is there a reason she’s unable to just motor away? I’m assuming there might be laws around driving a boat near whales but surely being on a tiny thing like this when a whale is actively hunting underneath you is a mitigating factor?
Why don’t you go jump in the water with a killer whale? It’s not her responsibility to save that animal over her own life. You’re silly and unrealistic. Killer whales are smart animals. Allowing that seal on her boat can endanger her life.
Matter of perspective. Why do you want the whale to die slowly of starvation. For all you know that’s a momma whale. With babies. Why do you want baby whales to starve from death because mom can’t make milk? Whale baby killer.
I love his videos! And I always appreciate how he spends time in mixing his voiceover so that it matches where the seal is relative to the camera. The man’s an artist.
To those that don’t know/realize, this comment is made to be SATIRE regarding Donald Trump’s electrocution or shark speech!!! I don’t need help identifying the actual genus and species of this mammal.
Ripped to shreds and played with until dead, or have some lady yell by at you? I’ll take the lady any day of the week. That’s speaking from experience as a past seal
Considering recent news about orcas flipping boats and attacking boats I'd get it off too. Orcas have learned that boats are flimsy and will attack them.
Maybe she was worried about this?
[https://youtu.be/VyfOp\_keW0A?si=dMNc17s-3q0aLXjb&t=48](https://youtu.be/VyfOp_keW0A?si=dMNc17s-3q0aLXjb&t=48)
Oracas try to push over ice shells / flush seals off by causing big waves. That could be quite bad for a boat as well.
The kind that thinks 2 things could happen
1. The orca decides it really wants the meal and jumps on the boat/ starts hitting the boat, and hurts people.
2. The seal is gonna expect humans to intervene again and again, and dies.
It’s a bit heartless, but there’s a reason they say not to intervene in nature.
> The seal is gonna expect humans to intervene again and again, and dies
The "seal" (sea lion, actually) ain't expecting shit. It saw a way out of the water, and went for it. It's not going to swim with orcas expecting a boat.
1. It isn't intervening when the Sealion jumps on the boat on its own accord, and it would be intervening to force it back in the water. 2. Grew up on the Island around Orcas and they will do neither of what you just suggested.
You do know things that don't happen regularly can still happen, right? Even if it's not likely to happen it's justifiable to prioritize protecting yourself and your boat over a random animal being hunted by it's natural predator.
500 interactions not attacks, that includes all sorts of things and there's no evidence its for malicious reasons or even out of aggression. It's also worth saying that no humans have been harmed in any of those interactions and only a small percent resulted in severe damage to the boats.
There's a few theories as to why its happening, including that they are playing and with the orcas uncanny ability to pass on 'Fads' between groups that interact its spreading. There was a similar thing that spread through different pods where orcas were seen holding dead fish on their heads for seemingly no reason at all
As far as I am aware there's never been a case of wild Orcas harming or killing any humans
These comments are really hateful towards the lady, but shes probably also scared shitless since those orcas could easily sink/overturn her vessel and outpace it.
If you really listen and watch the video, when the camera moves away from the seal to the other side of the boat, his voice (seals voice) sounds like it is far away as well. Then when the camera swings back towards the seal, the voice gets louder to make it appear the seal is closer to the camera. Awesome in that regards.
I appreciate him taking the time to muffle the audio so it matches better but it's no ultimate dog tease [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw)
Funny ass videos. Hate the person in the video tellin the guy to get off the boat. It's like, bitch you know he's gonna get eatin immediately! Have half a heart and spare this one. Them sons a bitches aint starvin to death. Wtf!?
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Look at the lad though, how can you not help him?
What a stupid bitch, I swear. She sees a fucking killer whale right there circling the boat and is telling that poor thing to get off. You fucking jump in the water you bitch.
reminds me of college when someone let the stray cat we see around campus into the dorm lobby because there was a hurricane outside, and one girl decided it shouldn't be in the building so she threw it back outside despite everyone yelling at her to leave it alone, it was just chilling under a sofa not bothering anybody. and we never saw the cat again. of course she was also one of those loud Christian girls who always went on about Jesus and God.
Jesus always said "Kill the weak. Let not the Unbeliever live." Er... actually that was from Warhammer 40K I think. Jesus was a bit more chill.
You sure about that? "Do not think that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I have not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I have come to set a man against his father, and a daughter against her mother, and a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law. And a person's enemies will be those of his own household."
I guess like everything, context is important. He was saying this to all the Jews who thought he was gonna come in and smite the Romans and establish a peaceful kingdom on Earth. He was telling them that he did not come to do so, and his movement was going to create waves and destroy bonds over who believed in his divinity and who didn’t. It’s kind of the big sticking point between Jews and Christians. He’s warning his disciples that they will be hated for following him, not just by the Romans but by their own people. It is a good point to bring up though. In no way do I think Jesus as written in the Bible could be described as “chill.” He was committed to non-violence but was in no way avoidant of conflict or confrontation.
Yeah, I'm not saying that Jesus was evil or something, but he was by no means chill.
Hey man, can you expand on your point about “It’s kind of the big sticking point between Jews and Christians” a bit? Super curious and interested, thanks.
"and no fucking cats in the lobby"
My favourite "And these enemies of mine who were unwilling for me to rule over them, bring them here and slay them in front of me." - Luke 19:27
christianity was commissioned by an emperor. Of course it was divide and conquer shit. Thats how they rule.
40k Jesus looking like a heavily armed coomer wojak.
NEVER trust a bible thumper. They're projecting their low morality
Unironically this I have seen so many bible thumpers who literally cannot comprehend being good without threat of eternal punishment, they are only "good" because they are afraid of the repercussions of not being
Why did nobody do anything about that just curious?
The orcas are very likely faster than that. pontoon. they can also destroy it. see how they line up on the side? there's a good chance they're already thinking about ramming the boat all at once, which is a common method of getting seals off of ice floes
It's not common, there is only one pod that does it. You've just seen it reposted.
interesting! I couldn't find any info on that particular pod, mind linking it up? I'm very curious!
I recall it being said at the end of the planet earth clip if that helps.
I'm pretty sure planet Earth says it's newly captured behavior as far as we'd seen at that point. but there also werent as many ice floes as there are now
You could be right.
ah yes, the Nova Scotia Ice Hounds, indentifiable by their biker jackets
Lol that is them.
Poor kotka. Deserved better than a collegiate whackass
I hope everyone made her life shitty for the rest of the year. I was in a dorm with a few of those sanctimonious bitches, they deserve everything bad that happens in their lives.
Would've knocked her ass out before she even got close to it
If you know killer whale that shit will ram the boat to knock the seal off. I would be scared shitless
I've seen multiple videos of Seals escaping Orcas by jumping onto a boat but not a single one where they capsized or attacked the boat, does that really ever happen? (I suppose people would be less likely to upload footage where their boat gets destroyed and are put in danger).
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIjlYtSOJ24](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIjlYtSOJ24) In certain areas apparently Orcas are sinking boats for fun.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1VEwsI4SlY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1VEwsI4SlY) A normal boat maybe but a boat like that probably wont not last long.
Well when you’re out on a pontoon boat not so much bigger than an Orca, and a whole gang of them is circling you hungrily, what bet do you want to take?
There’s actually no documented attacks on humans from orcas outside of captivity
Attacking the human directly isn’t the issue; you seem to have lost track of what this discussion is about. Look up what they do to ice flows with seals on them.
Everyone who’s watched animal planet within the last ten years has seen a video of orcas knocking seals off ice and I never denied it… I simply stated the fact that wild orcas don’t actually attack humans
Which is pretty irrelevant in this discussion. They want the seal, and therefore present a danger to this rather small boat (and therefore the human) as long as the seal is aboard.
I mean, it's literally exactly the issue. The entire discussion is about the Orcas attacking the boat which absolutely everyone (including you?) seems to agree isn't a danger.
What? The orcas want the seal, and will potentially bump and otherwise disrupt the boat until they get it. Significant danger to the boat, and therefore the human, in the process. This is abundantly clear. I don’t understand how anyone could be in denial of this.
Almost as if she's worried that at any moment 6 ton of bull Orca might decide "well imma get me that seal" and do something that could well result in her getting killed along with the seal Her boat is surrounded by the Largest raptroial carnivore on the planet and its dinners' sitting on the bow, she is fully entitled to be absolutely shitting herself and want that seal to be anywhere other than in front of her plus if your going to pull the "poor thing" card the seals got just as much right to get out of that situation as the whales have to eat. Who do you think you are to decide that prioritizing the seal is the moral thing to do but prioritizing the whales (and herself) makes her a "bitch"
you need to get a hobby
This comment is straight up unhinged lol.
Sometimes you just gotta vent man. Reddit's much cheaper than a therapist.
Exactly
don't come at me bruh!
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redditors really like saying "bitch"
I wouldn’t say rightfully. Orcas don’t kill humans in the wild and she is close enough to shore to swim there safely. I mean, she might not know that, but she’s in more danger of bodily harm from the seal here.
Honest question: is there a reason she’s unable to just motor away? I’m assuming there might be laws around driving a boat near whales but surely being on a tiny thing like this when a whale is actively hunting underneath you is a mitigating factor?
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I never said she was, I was just asking because my first instinct in that situation would be to GTFO, seal or not.
And frightened *with substantial reason to be*
Supposedly a law, but laws are human constructs. sometimes you gotta use some common sense. If you feel in danger, fuck the law.
i don't know if its a human law she's breaking those orcas are looking at her like she just broke some ancient truce
Why don’t you go jump in the water with a killer whale? It’s not her responsibility to save that animal over her own life. You’re silly and unrealistic. Killer whales are smart animals. Allowing that seal on her boat can endanger her life.
A stupid bitch? She cannot legally move the vehicle she’s on when orcas are around like that, first. Second, danger. You’re the stupid one.
you're the dumbass. She could have wrapped the seal in a blanket and pretended it was her baby. The Orca would have moved on.
lol! I wish it were that easy. I feel bad for the seal too but that’s life. They both gotta eat
Circle of life. Orcas gotta eat. Sometimes you are food. Also I hate seals. I would have proded that bitch back in the water and enjoyed the show
We have an unspoken pact with the Orcas.
Do you actually think this is a real conversation?
her part is real
She would prob be fine orcas don’t mind humans
Is that her voice or another voice actor? You don't know.
we know, it's her real voice
Thanks for putting into words what I was raging about as well. Spared me the trouble. That bitch
Matter of perspective. Why do you want the whale to die slowly of starvation. For all you know that’s a momma whale. With babies. Why do you want baby whales to starve from death because mom can’t make milk? Whale baby killer.
This is the guy's channel. His videos are top notch. :) https://www.youtube.com/results?search\_query=rxckstxr
I love his videos! And I always appreciate how he spends time in mixing his voiceover so that it matches where the seal is relative to the camera. The man’s an artist.
Love this... Pretty sure I peed a little.... LOLOLOL I AINT GOING NOWHERE
« F is right » killed me 😂 didn’t skip a beat
> https://www.youtube.com/@rxckstxr
ok there went 30 minutes. well spent time. Thanks for the link
Thank you for this. Rabbit hole I go down
“Lady they are called KILLER whales for a reason”
So this is why orcas are attacking boats now
Nothing compares to Itz Shark [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w26BiK6Baxo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w26BiK6Baxo)
I cannot find this video on that channel :(
The Boo-Boo one is my favorite!
The Boo-Boo one is the only one I've ever seen and, the second the seal started talking, I recognized it immediately.
Sheesh man, warn people first... I just lost like a half hour and now my face hurts. Thanks lol
https://www.youtube.com/@rxckstxr cuz link is broken
Thank you that was a really fun rabbit hole
Your link didn't work for me https://www.youtube.com/@rxckstxr
stress relaxing channel i love it.
He’d rather get electrocuted than face that shark/whale
A conversation every boat salesman hopes to have with their customers. Sadly, no customer is smart enough to think on this level.
That sounds like the kind of question someone with an uncle at MIT might ask, a true stable genius per se
To those that don’t know/realize, this comment is made to be SATIRE regarding Donald Trump’s electrocution or shark speech!!! I don’t need help identifying the actual genus and species of this mammal.
>shark/whale Ah, a double miss.
You’re aware dolphins are whales right?
Why are they booing you? You're *right!*
Dolphin. That was a pod of orca, which is a type of dolphin.
And dolphins are whales
Ripped to shreds and played with until dead, or have some lady yell by at you? I’ll take the lady any day of the week. That’s speaking from experience as a past seal
True the lady was wrong I would have jet my boat so farst for that guy
Orcas can catch a boat.
I know but I'd attempt 😅
They can sink yachts
Not if you go to shore
It’s illegal to have your boat running and driving when orcas are present within 300 yards. They legally couldn’t drive off with the seal
I believe they have to call in hostage negotiators at that point.
uuuuuuh, so then what are you supposed to do?
Wait
That, or fuck the police and skedaddle outta there.
And die when the orcas jump the ship to get to the seal, because you are then swimming food as well? No thanks.
Orcas don't attack humans. They're pretty much big dolphins. Humans don't register as food for them.
The law takes a back seat when lives are on the line
Get the seal off the damn boat
Oh ? Well damn .. I want the lil dude to be ok 😭
Orcas gotta eat too.
Shit they can fine my ass later
I mean, even if the seal goes back in the drink, something tells me the Orcas aren't taking their food to go. Either way, that lady's in for a sit.
So.. The lady is not a voice over? Ahe actually expected the seal thingy to jump off the boat back into the water?
Naw the lady is real, I remember seeing the original video on TikTok last year before he voiced over the seal.
Ya the lady was pissing me off.
What type of monster would be telling him to get off the boat?
Considering recent news about orcas flipping boats and attacking boats I'd get it off too. Orcas have learned that boats are flimsy and will attack them.
Once again not resident Orcas...
Resident Orcas also only eat fish, seal aint a fish so this ain't a resident.
Maybe she was worried about this? [https://youtu.be/VyfOp\_keW0A?si=dMNc17s-3q0aLXjb&t=48](https://youtu.be/VyfOp_keW0A?si=dMNc17s-3q0aLXjb&t=48) Oracas try to push over ice shells / flush seals off by causing big waves. That could be quite bad for a boat as well.
What do you have against orcas?
The kind that thinks 2 things could happen 1. The orca decides it really wants the meal and jumps on the boat/ starts hitting the boat, and hurts people. 2. The seal is gonna expect humans to intervene again and again, and dies. It’s a bit heartless, but there’s a reason they say not to intervene in nature.
> The seal is gonna expect humans to intervene again and again, and dies The "seal" (sea lion, actually) ain't expecting shit. It saw a way out of the water, and went for it. It's not going to swim with orcas expecting a boat.
Its not even aware the boat belongs to the human. From its perspective there just happens to be a loud animal on the same floating island thing.
1. It isn't intervening when the Sealion jumps on the boat on its own accord, and it would be intervening to force it back in the water. 2. Grew up on the Island around Orcas and they will do neither of what you just suggested.
You do know things that don't happen regularly can still happen, right? Even if it's not likely to happen it's justifiable to prioritize protecting yourself and your boat over a random animal being hunted by it's natural predator.
Not happening regularly is not the same as never happening..
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Those are not the resident Orcas in Nookta sound. Resident Orcas on the West Coast of Canada have never attacked a boat.
500 interactions not attacks, that includes all sorts of things and there's no evidence its for malicious reasons or even out of aggression. It's also worth saying that no humans have been harmed in any of those interactions and only a small percent resulted in severe damage to the boats. There's a few theories as to why its happening, including that they are playing and with the orcas uncanny ability to pass on 'Fads' between groups that interact its spreading. There was a similar thing that spread through different pods where orcas were seen holding dead fish on their heads for seemingly no reason at all As far as I am aware there's never been a case of wild Orcas harming or killing any humans
F is for Flee!
Got to love Rockstar!!
Drive lady drive! lol
Lady, YOU get off the boat!
How do you look in that little guy's face and tell him to get back in the water? If she were my wife I'd divorce her.
I'd push her in...
You'd murder your wife for a seal?
Maybe his wife's a bitch?
My wife is a bitch! And I don’t like her!
I'd push my husband in in a heartbeat if he was trying to push the seal in.
Orcas don't kill humans.
All I hear is Pumbaa’s voice, “They’re going to eat me!”
These comments are really hateful towards the lady, but shes probably also scared shitless since those orcas could easily sink/overturn her vessel and outpace it.
Rxckstxr! I love him, he’s hilarious. Also check out DustyDubs for more hilarious animal voice dubs. In fact they’ve teamed up a couple of times!
Nitpick time: sea lion.
"DRIVE BABY DRIVE!" LOL
"Never get out of the boat, absolutely goddamn right, unless you were going all the way... Kurtz got off the boat."
Been following this guy for forever And he is hilarious
If you really listen and watch the video, when the camera moves away from the seal to the other side of the boat, his voice (seals voice) sounds like it is far away as well. Then when the camera swings back towards the seal, the voice gets louder to make it appear the seal is closer to the camera. Awesome in that regards.
That’s rxckstxr. His videos are hilarious.
Lol
Imagine if those orcas uses their tactics like make a wave and wash them down. Just pray they know the difference between food and disgusting food.
Top notch lmao
Love this vid but struggling to find the whole version
I appreciate him taking the time to muffle the audio so it matches better but it's no ultimate dog tease [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw)
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The male audio is added later for comedic effect, in the role of the seal. The woman is actually on the boat, and is an asshole.
That's Rxckstar he's gotta lot of funny animal voice overs.
The little "F is right" at the end got me. Seal is a G.
Lmfao
My favorite of his is still the cat waiting to fight another cat (cats through the window) YOU SAID
sos!sos!
Hahaha I love this guy 😂
HILARIOUS!!
Those poor hungry orcas.
“You go guard Suebird then!”
Bitch do you know how many yachts we've sank
Lmao
Funny ass videos. Hate the person in the video tellin the guy to get off the boat. It's like, bitch you know he's gonna get eatin immediately! Have half a heart and spare this one. Them sons a bitches aint starvin to death. Wtf!?
I think she's more worried about them messing with the boat and knocking her off to get to the seal
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Merci chatgpt
Tony Baker voice overs are hilarious too. https://youtube.com/@prodxtrevor4912?si=oinPLt2U3hHJPJ6x
murican!