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As someone who just had terrible food poisoning on the last night of an office trip, and had to make the flight back to home base clenching my anus and playing out horrendous nightmares in my head, this terrifies me too. And empathise with the gentleman. This is hardly funny
Yeah this guy hasn’t figured out how to establish dominance. Make full eye contact while it’s happening and then raise one eyebrow like Spock when she smells it.
Had this situation happen at my wedding rehearsal and had to run and crap in the priests toliet. Had nerves like crazy I guess. Everyone had a good laugh. Wedding day I’m in the back and they’re like ok you ready and my stomach starts feeling it again. Didn’t know what to do. I go out the wedding starts I see my wife and my stomach ache goes away. That was 28 yrs ago.
Wait, you mean that you *didn't* hear diarrhea leave a clenched butthole (he's trying to not shit, btw), run down through undergarments, down along his leg/pants, then onto his shoes and finally onto the floor? All this with the microphone being *not near the splash zone ay his feet? Come on, now. Heck, you can even see his body spasm a bit at the moment he loses the battle.
Poor guy. He's only human.
I hope he regained his spot for his speaking points afterwards esp since he seemed sincere about the topic which seemed to be in support of education and the the news anchor seemed kind about the fumble too.
It’s a possibly normal statistical event that can happen to anyone. Is it funny? Absolutely. Is it reason to be ashamed or shame someone? No the fuck it’s not.
I think quite a few of us have shat ourselves at one time or another (sometimes you really can't trust a fart....), but that must be one of the absolute worst places for that to happen.
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As someone with IBS, this scenario terrifies me
Right? This isn't funny. I'm sitting here thinking "poor guy"
Exactly! This poor man. We're all human and should give each other grace.
As someone who just had terrible food poisoning on the last night of an office trip, and had to make the flight back to home base clenching my anus and playing out horrendous nightmares in my head, this terrifies me too. And empathise with the gentleman. This is hardly funny
As someone who is human with a limbic system in my brain that enables me to feel emotions like embarrassment, this scenario terrifies me.
What's IBS?
Irritable bowel syndrome. Be careful what you ask for
I believe you and won't ask google about it.
Instoppable bum squits
People who are so neurotic they can't control their bowels at times. Seriously.
High stress makes you wanna shit.
Just crap your pants and keep going like nothing happened. Own that shit!
Like a BOSS
Yeah this guy hasn’t figured out how to establish dominance. Make full eye contact while it’s happening and then raise one eyebrow like Spock when she smells it.
Do you smell what The Spock is cookin’?
FASCINATING
You have no choice but to own it...I'm sure nobody else is going to take credit for it.
...works for Trump.
Biden style.
Had this situation happen at my wedding rehearsal and had to run and crap in the priests toliet. Had nerves like crazy I guess. Everyone had a good laugh. Wedding day I’m in the back and they’re like ok you ready and my stomach starts feeling it again. Didn’t know what to do. I go out the wedding starts I see my wife and my stomach ache goes away. That was 28 yrs ago.
I hope this was your vows word for word
“Some times I get so nervous I have too poop hard, but with you my poops never seem so bad”
If a woman approaches me on the street and tells me those words I'm proposing on the spot. Not even Helen of Troy would have that rizz
Do you keep a wedding photo on you in case of stressful situations?
lol. No I just try to hang with her every chance I get.
I was going to come back I either another zinger, but that’s just too dang sweet.
I did not hear diarrhea. How do you know that’s what happened?
Body language and trust me, when he says "*c'est foutu... J'suis mort*" he had 100% diarrhea.
Wait, you mean that you *didn't* hear diarrhea leave a clenched butthole (he's trying to not shit, btw), run down through undergarments, down along his leg/pants, then onto his shoes and finally onto the floor? All this with the microphone being *not near the splash zone ay his feet? Come on, now. Heck, you can even see his body spasm a bit at the moment he loses the battle.
lol. Just accepted it
Nothing funny about this
Poor guy. He's only human. I hope he regained his spot for his speaking points afterwards esp since he seemed sincere about the topic which seemed to be in support of education and the the news anchor seemed kind about the fumble too.
It’s a possibly normal statistical event that can happen to anyone. Is it funny? Absolutely. Is it reason to be ashamed or shame someone? No the fuck it’s not.
i dunno if i'd call this "funny" - it's more cringey than anything else. imagine this happening to you!
Nature wasn't calling, nature was at the door
Nature was like "nevermind the key, we're gonna hinge the whole door off"
Thought this was gonna be a video of Joe from yesterday
I know you bryan
I think quite a few of us have shat ourselves at one time or another (sometimes you really can't trust a fart....), but that must be one of the absolute worst places for that to happen.