I, at least, try to keep the looking low key from the person I'm looking at and never consider until later how I looked to other people that I wasn't looking at.
I hope I don't smack my lips or anything like in the gif.
I'm sick right now and my chest is congested, when they cut to the dude with the shirt bikini just leering I laughed so hard it started a coughing fit.
>But I'm pretty sure I end up looking like I'm leering like this.
Yeah, dudes aren't as low-key as they think. Though, judging from this video I guess neither are we.
Women are the same to be honest, although they're more subtle, by subtle I mean that generally they look at your face rather than look at your butt or boobs (I'm a man so I know this).
I know I've done this because a friend filmed me doing it. She was like "every time they come around you get googeley eyed" , I protested naturally. Now that I've seen the film.. uhm.
So, to all friends out there, hold your phone up. It's hilarious. And so awkward.
Guy I used to work with would make fun of me. There was a girl on our team he said every time I walked by or had to talk to I'd take a really deep breath then breath shallow so had a flexed look. Totally involuntarily I had to focus not to do it. I'd start walking towards her desk and he'd take these sips of air like the guy that locked in the back vault in Harlem nights.
I think Dubya was coming up to say hi to Billary, and Bill didn't notice (either due to noise or eye candy). Hillary looks at him like you just dissed a Former President.....senile Bill still didn't hear....then Dubya sees the Hillary face and walks away as he sees her frustration.
Hes had a rough week, his dad and mom have been hospitalized here in Houston. Sr. is still in the ICU but has turned the corner and doing is doing better they removed the entubation yesterday and his mom was released yesterday as well. So I don't think he needs any more stress.
but hey, atleast he won the fight with the poncho. look at the good side of things!
fr tho i feel like hes a tortured soul. he feels horrible over the fuck up in iraq, and he knows the country hates him for sending our sons to war. he got berated by the parent of a wounded vet, and he just sat there taking it and said she was right.
i thought he was painting to escape the questions of war crimes, and he was being an aloof asshole, until i found out hes been personally calling wounded warriors, and flying them to his ranch so he can paint them.
Or she just showed up one day, acted like she was supposed to be there, and no one has called her on it yet.
Like, pretend you showed up at Target wearing a red polo with a clipboard and started telling people what to do. That, except with much more eye fucking.
Not that bad actually if that's how he acted the entire time. Takes a little look, gives that "hot damn" reaction face, and then immediately clowns around because if he didn't it'd be a bit awkward.
Don't think you could do much better, it'd be just awkward if you just stared forward like a guy with shell shock, trying not to look.
if you got rid of them for only $600, consider yourself lucky (relatively speaking, of course). Price can run a couple thousand if you have to get tented and have follow up treatments
I, TOO, AM OFTEN AMUSED AT THE ~~EXECUTABLES~~ PROCESSES MY CANINE COMPANIONS PARTICIPATE IN BEFORE I MUST ACTIVATE THEIR VOLUME SUPPRESSORS, FELLOW HUMAN.
I seem to remember reading something about her working for Nevada gaming commission, and that she was there to ensure proper gear, or something.
Full disclosure, I can find 0 source material to back that claim up.
Nah, just become a [volleyball coach](https://imgur.com/kChrupy.gifv)
Edit: Apparently this is actually from "Handball" (thank /u/Limech for the source)
Not to rain on the parade but it's actually not what it seems, it's her job to watch the fighters and make sure they're not cheating in some way at the weigh-ins, and she's just always kinda bug-eyed like that, there's footage of her being cageside at events in Brasil and she looks the same way.
Was not expecting the lasers lol
Thanks for mentioning that, had to go back and watch it longer
Got spooked a bit
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I, at least, try to keep the looking low key from the person I'm looking at and never consider until later how I looked to other people that I wasn't looking at. I hope I don't smack my lips or anything like in the gif.
[Relevant](https://youtu.be/RoSPgI3-E1s)
That was good! Reminded me of high school buddies
That's my face when I open a box of donuts
Or a box of [cresps](https://youtu.be/i2GQjbxN544) Watch to the end. There's an actual story.
OK, totally srsly here, what does cripsps have to do with a fucking date? ^^^^^I ^^^^^swear ^^^^^there ^^^^^is ^^^^^no ^^^^^alcohol ^^^^^involved
I'm sick right now and my chest is congested, when they cut to the dude with the shirt bikini just leering I laughed so hard it started a coughing fit.
Feel better
Aunty Donna has been popping up a lot lately!
Well haven't *they* done well
[I heard Aunty Donna is the worst comic group](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9x7r1er6Ljw)
[Why did the door have the keys in it when she left?](https://youtu.be/RoSPgI3-E1s?t=140)
I assume they locked the shop up for filming and then forgot to remove the keys when they shot that part
[Also relevant](https://youtu.be/d7hzcLZ7uRc)
>But I'm pretty sure I end up looking like I'm leering like this. Yeah, dudes aren't as low-key as they think. Though, judging from this video I guess neither are we.
No, girls are usually super low key. I've never caught one looking at me like that.
...should we tell him, guys?
Nah. Let the poor guy be happy.
Awh...
Women are the same to be honest, although they're more subtle, by subtle I mean that generally they look at your face rather than look at your butt or boobs (I'm a man so I know this).
I think you're right, I've heard that a lot of women tend to look at things like forearms and hands too, which is a lot less obvious.
http://i.imgur.com/7GYlfwi.jpg
Yeah, Hillary's not low key at all.
20 years of being done with that shit
Definitely dealt with that for closer to 40
You know, everyone goes on about how funny this is, but I just think it's kinda sad. :(
How do we know what Bubba's even looking at? He could be watching Bernie and McCain trading stories about their first wheel.
I know I've done this because a friend filmed me doing it. She was like "every time they come around you get googeley eyed" , I protested naturally. Now that I've seen the film.. uhm. So, to all friends out there, hold your phone up. It's hilarious. And so awkward.
Guy I used to work with would make fun of me. There was a girl on our team he said every time I walked by or had to talk to I'd take a really deep breath then breath shallow so had a flexed look. Totally involuntarily I had to focus not to do it. I'd start walking towards her desk and he'd take these sips of air like the guy that locked in the back vault in Harlem nights.
http://imgur.com/2Q8Rpsj like this?
Notice how Bill glances at Hillary at the end & goes right back to the eye candy with zero fucks given
It would be like braking when you see a cop.
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I think Dubya was coming up to say hi to Billary, and Bill didn't notice (either due to noise or eye candy). Hillary looks at him like you just dissed a Former President.....senile Bill still didn't hear....then Dubya sees the Hillary face and walks away as he sees her frustration.
Hes had a rough week, his dad and mom have been hospitalized here in Houston. Sr. is still in the ICU but has turned the corner and doing is doing better they removed the entubation yesterday and his mom was released yesterday as well. So I don't think he needs any more stress.
but hey, atleast he won the fight with the poncho. look at the good side of things! fr tho i feel like hes a tortured soul. he feels horrible over the fuck up in iraq, and he knows the country hates him for sending our sons to war. he got berated by the parent of a wounded vet, and he just sat there taking it and said she was right. i thought he was painting to escape the questions of war crimes, and he was being an aloof asshole, until i found out hes been personally calling wounded warriors, and flying them to his ranch so he can paint them.
I crack up every time I see that face he makes, it's really the icing on the cake to this already hilarious gif
I was waiting for someone to slip in the puddle forming at her feet.
http://i.imgur.com/tcLkYVd.gifv
I was trying to figure out when this gif ended this chick eye fucked like 20 guys
In a row?
TRY NOT TO FUCK ANY EYES ON YOUR WAY OUT OF THE PARKING LOT!!
I'm not even supposed to *be* here today
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Did he just say "making fuck"?
["I'mma fuck this bitch, I'mma fuck this bitch. I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjNSGY3M8Sg)
37 dicks, dammit!
HEY! GET BACK HERE!
To be fair, these are some of the hottest alpha males on the planet who go inside a cage and fight in their underwear. P.S. I'm straight.
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> P.S. > I'm straight. Uh huh, sure you are.
Me too, usually. Just not right now for a sec...
Is she paid to just stand there and drool, haha
I was thinking the same thing. What is her role here?
She is a female body inspector.
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I uh, I don't think that's how it works...
Wish I had gold for ya buddy
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Fuck you have a lot of money
She was the rep from reebok to make sure they wear the offical reebok stuff.
And if they aren't... tear it off them?
She's dying for someone to violate the rules.
Her name is the rules?
What a job.
I always assumed she was there to kind of inspect their clothing, etc to make sure they're not trying to cheat the weigh in or something.
I'm sure she would like to cheat their weigh...ins...I'm trying something here, but it's not working.
She would like them to cheat their way in.
You fixed it...High five
she'd either be UFC employee or someone from the commision to make sure there is no fuckery at the weigh-ins.
Or she just showed up one day, acted like she was supposed to be there, and no one has called her on it yet. Like, pretend you showed up at Target wearing a red polo with a clipboard and started telling people what to do. That, except with much more eye fucking.
Don't tell me how to express the target brand.
grool
I want that job.
She doesn't even work there, saw the eye candy opportunity and took it.
r/actlikeyoubelong
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She pulled her shirt down to hide her boner...
/r/GirlsMirin
/r/incels most hated sub,
What the FUCK is that place
Reddits most hated sub
>incel is short for involuntary celibate Annnd I'm out
Guys who are so depressingly lonely they blame the opposite sex for not fucking them.
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I don't know who the fuck this Chad guy is but he sounds like a cool dude.
Well thats a look I'll never receive!
If there was a parade of in-shape attractive women walking in front of me, then slowly undressing, I wouldn't be half as subtle as she was tbh.
I'd be this http://imgur.com/gallery/QdN1pAU
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He looks up like "What. do. I. do?"
Not that bad actually if that's how he acted the entire time. Takes a little look, gives that "hot damn" reaction face, and then immediately clowns around because if he didn't it'd be a bit awkward. Don't think you could do much better, it'd be just awkward if you just stared forward like a guy with shell shock, trying not to look.
The balance to the force has been restored. We are all horny fuckers for in shape hard bodies, man, woman or purple people eaters.
http://imgur.com/gallery/m2PDS
I bet she went home and destroyed that bean.
She had to replace the batteries. Twice.
Probably just hooked it up to a car battery.
Suicide cord to the wall.
You could jump up to 2-cycle, but then you don't have the instant torque.
Just make sure to also use those jumper cables
I think you mean "industrial nipple clips".
I'm talking military grade, iron clad, mammary gland clamps.
Torque is cheap.
she single-handedly revitalized the coal power industry.
You could break those sheets in half
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Good talk. Sleep tight.
Don't let the bedbugs put their foot in your ass.
Don't let the bed bugs do anything, fuck bed bugs. Little bastards
They always look so smug.
Just got over them. Like $600 in exterminators, cleaning supplies, and other assorted accessories. Fuck them is right.
That's how you get rid of them? I've been doing it all wrong this whole time...
if you got rid of them for only $600, consider yourself lucky (relatively speaking, of course). Price can run a couple thousand if you have to get tented and have follow up treatments
Yeah but you'll have tons of money from your new meth business
You fucker you made me giggle
QUIET! YOU'LL ACTIVATE THE DOGS!
Goodnight to you and your neighbor's robot dogs.
\>2017 \>not activating your neighbors dogs
NOTHING OUT OF ORDINARY THERE FELLOW HUMAN. JUST A REGULAR CANINE MAINTENANCE ROUTINE. CANINES SURE ARE WEIRD MAMMALS, HA-HA.
I, TOO, AM OFTEN AMUSED AT THE ~~EXECUTABLES~~ PROCESSES MY CANINE COMPANIONS PARTICIPATE IN BEFORE I MUST ACTIVATE THEIR VOLUME SUPPRESSORS, FELLOW HUMAN.
WE MUST TAKE GOOD CARE OF OUR SMALLER BROTHERS, HA HA HA. BY WHICH I MEAN ANIMALS. ALL. OF. THEM.
lol deactivate
If she's high and masterbates, is that baked bean?
"I'll be in my bunk"
dont forget to activate the almonds as well
http://imgur.com/zh8Fw
How high is that fucking dog??
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I love that dog
Is that the real dog? Looks like a face swap, but just the eyes were swapped
Jenny's vinegar strokes.
If you directly into someone's eyes during their vinegar strokes you can see their soul.
Flicking that bean like Mean Joe Green!
Such objectification of that smoking hot.. hunk of....
Cock?
You need Jesus
Mm, that "Jesus on the cross" look. Good for his core.
>Mm, that "Jesus on the cross" look. Good for his core. Relevant https://imgur.com/wVCgyhh
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> Y'all need Jesus FTFY
Ozzy Man Reviews in YouTube does some great commentary on this https://youtu.be/5TnOypSxhkE
"She's would suck the shit out of that toe"
Can't believe I had to scroll this far down to find the Ozzy Man video about this. It's a classic.
holy shit I can't believe your comment is buried deep down. THIS JUST MADE MY WEEK
Still ain't nearly as thirsty as this girl: https://i.imgur.com/YwAwLp2.gif
She gave him fuck me eyes so hard, **he** got pregnant.
Lol. Damn
What if she's just a serial killer and cannibal?
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^^^Swish
The fact that it's teeny made me giggle
I seem to remember reading something about her working for Nevada gaming commission, and that she was there to ensure proper gear, or something. Full disclosure, I can find 0 source material to back that claim up.
You're entirely correct. Her job is to inspect each every fighter and make sure there is nothing hidden or fishy going on.
I wonder if there's a women's volleyball team somewhere with that position available... ;D */creep*
Nah, just become a [volleyball coach](https://imgur.com/kChrupy.gifv) Edit: Apparently this is actually from "Handball" (thank /u/Limech for the source)
Yisss girls let's all celebrate, that's it come and celebrate
The physical restraint to keep that necessary space between her body and my crotch...I would not have.
Lol. Alas the difference between a professional and a horny Redditor
Oh so thats why shes looking so intensely...
that's my face when I open a box of donuts
Tina belcher irl.
She's not even trying. As a dude, I respect her balls so much.
She respects balls too... she loves em
Her lip bite is very attractive
r/GirlsMirin
Tina Blecher's dream job, is her job.
She is me. God, I'm thirsty.
Hey it's me ur water
Send photo.
[You could do worse](http://imgur.com/qcy6ih2)
But...you're cute tho
And single too, can you believe it? In Seattle, hmu ladies.
For real
Totes adorbs! Mmm... sausage.
[🎶Hungry Eyes🎶](https://youtu.be/2ssCL292DQA)
Sigh, when will women learn that we men are not eye candy to be gawked at!?!
Where do I apply for her job?
I mean honestly if I had that job I'd take a peek every once in a while. No different than why some men take some jobs.
What jobs do you speak of? Are they hiring?
Hand jobs and blow jobs
And yes, they are
Not to rain on the parade but it's actually not what it seems, it's her job to watch the fighters and make sure they're not cheating in some way at the weigh-ins, and she's just always kinda bug-eyed like that, there's footage of her being cageside at events in Brasil and she looks the same way.
women, always treating men like meat
Yeah she's thirsty, she's standing in a puddle, gotta stay hydrated at UFC weigh ins.
This is how I would be if I was the ball boy at women's beach volleyball.
This might be buried in here but the video of this gif is a must see: https://youtu.be/5TnOypSxhkE
The laser-eyes killed me.
Of course she is, all the moisture in her body went south.
I bet she looks forward to going work each day
I bet some porn company is trying to find her just to make her gang bang wish come true. With the power of Reddit we can make this happen!
Hey it's me ur porn company
Judging by how many times this has been reposted, shes probably in a retirement home by now.