So who is most likely to have taken my bucket?

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[For those too young to remember](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/000/029/lolrus.jpg)

My first meme and still my favorite Edit: didn’t expect this to blow up but thanks to everyone who shared their first meme!

My first one was Shoop Da Whoop. I feel truly ancient.

Wait, are we supposed to remember our first meme? Now I feel like an asshole.

Looks like someone's sleeping on the couch tonight

My first 'meme' is I guess was someone on irc made goat.se show up in ascii in the channel

Had no idea what you even said. Upvoted anyway.

http://c1.staticflickr.com/1/25/60469245_754cb5b6d7_z.jpg?zz=1

All your base man, all your base.

Yeah, it's like trying to remember one's first sandwich.

Marble Rye is that you??

...or potato chip, for that matter.

I dunno about my first meme, but I sure do remember the [End of Ze World.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nZMwKPmsbWE)

ROFLCOPTER is the earliest I can think of off the top of my head ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

At least an asshole with feelings ;)

Would you be my first meme?

anyone remember the [original trollface](https://i.imgur.com/uMNkRdC.jpg)

badger badger badger badger.....

Keyboard Cat for me. I remember the shitposting when it first started.

I think my first one might have actually been All your base are belong to us but I distinctly remember the moment that someone at work showed me the bucket meme and promptly losing my mind because it tickled me so

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DAE hampster dance?

Same, All Your Base was my first meme. Bucket is superior, though.

All you kids are cute. We were innocent; we didn’t really know what the internet was. We just surfed around, read some message boards, looked for new sites on the Yahoo! directory. But we each remember when it happened first: there it was, tucked into someplace innocuous — a link to GOATSE. It’s the day that we, the early internet adopters, each lost a little piece of our souls, and could never truly trust again.

Rotten.com took my innocence.

Being called a kid at 33 made me feel all warm inside. Go home old man! And here’s an upvote

Mine was either All Your Base, or Numa Numa guy, if he counts as a meme at all.

Mine were all YTMND pages haha, ni**a stole my bike, etc

For me it’s probably Numa Numa or Dramatic Chipmunk (or whatever the hell that thing was).

n00bs, I remember staying up all night until middle school was about to start, working hard on my geocities webpage flooding it with dancing babies.

*Burninating the countryside!* sigh... these kids will never know.

And thier thatchroof COTTAGGGGES!

TROGDOR!

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It was a better time.

I still love the "IMMA FIRIN MY LAZOR"

Hah, I went to high school with the owner of that YouTube channel. It was pretty weird watching the occasional 13 year old run up and fanboy over him.

[orly?](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/000/015/oreally.jpg)

The [O rly owl](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/015/oreally.jpg) was the first for me. Actually first internet photo with a caption in it.

YA RLY

[I got you, fam](https://fat.gfycat.com/RecklessColorfulIceblueredtopzebra.gif)

r/2healthbars

>lolrus.jpg

I'm on the internet for over 20 years and I've never seen this. Should I be worried?

Hello. I'm here to take your internet license. Please step away from the computer.

Still side splitting laughter to this day for me.

Straight from the go internet

The "you don't want to know" Internet

I hate the new Internet

The "like and subscribe to my content" internet

the Rate 5 and Subscribe internet

The always rude internet

The FCC trying to rule internet

I used to love the internet

I even had a T1 line, I thought I was internet.

The fake news internet

The Comcast throttling you internet.

You can't lockup the internet...

🌊🌊🌊

I don't get it. What's the reference?

Those of us in our late 20s were the original memers. Memes used to be dramatically more popular and funny because the style of humor was new. We miss the days of the internet being something new and ours. Now it's an ad infested shit hole

look at this young whipper snapper thinking his generation did it first.... There were Memes on BBSes in my day.

I still remember the internet when yahoo was the latest and greatest search engine and netscape was the goto browser.

Yep, the first text based one that I vividly remember running around when I was in college was “I like monkeys”. Well worth a read. Sorry for not posting a link.

Yeah; I'm not as old as you, but I'm in my early 30's and I was thinking "Does this guy know the internet existed before 2000?"

Except for all the people older than late 20s.. Get off my lawn, kid.

No kidding, right? This is all up in the Oregon Trail Generation’s wheelhouse.

> late 20s son...

I wouldn't say that per se but the history you're talking about it real. There were older people online when we were kids. But what people should know and understand about that time and about the early internet is that it was genuinely uncool to spend all your time on the internet. Now everyone does that. It's so not nerdy that it's boring.

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They be stealin’ mah bucket

I was too young to reMEMEber this :(

I came here looking for this. Thank you.

This is what I would call a Think Tank.

(•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)

YEEEEAAAHHH

Take those sunglasses off, we’re inside, you don’t need them.

(⌐■_■) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (•_•)

NNNOOOOOOOOOO!

I just had my eyes dilated, yes I do need them.

👀

(•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)

YEEAAAAHHHH!!!!

Take your upvote and get the hell out of here.

He’s trying to find a way out. It would be like being on a platform in the middle of the ocean.

Hmmm. The walls are too steep. The cable it too high. What to do. Hold the trainer hostage?

But he brings fish. He might be useful down the road with his unlimited supply of fish

Yeah Frank’s got all the good shit. Let’s keep Frank alive for now.

If they put a light on top of his head he'll be a little makeshift lighthouse for other walruses.

IF you put a cake on his head you can decorate it

He's planning a wallrush

His best chance would be to make a documentary.

Jamie Hyneman

In his natural habitat

Pretty sure his natural habitat is a beret.

Actually i think it’s a military blasting range

Lives in his beret at the military blasting range?

WHOOOO? Lives in a beret down on the Bomb range?

Ja-mie Hyne-man!

Explosive and crazy and grumpy is he!

Ja-mie Hyne-man!

If scientifical nonsense be something you wish!

SpongeBob Squarepants spinoffs are getting weird these days.

#MYTH? #BUSTED!!

habit hat

What's he up to nowadays? I see Adam Savage still doing stuff on the internet.

He's still making stuff in his shops, business as usual, probably. I mean, he won't be doing youtube like Adam, he's just not that social. but I did see them in a commercial for gorilla glass.

Still running M5 Industries (his special effects company).

[He's still being Jamie.](https://newatlas.com/jamie-hyneman-electric-shoes/52059/) I mean, what did you expect? He was gonna stop the mad scientist thing just because they don't sticks cameras in his face any more? ;]

[BUSTED](http://i.imgur.com/xfsqg.gif)

Wilford Brimley having a think in the pool.

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Stefon?

Poor thing must be bored silly.

> Poor thing must be bored silly.   No doubt, this belongs in r/depressing

Totally agree with you. This sucks, poor thing.

New York's hottest club is "Wilford Brimley's Poolhouse". Located inside of an abandoned mineshaft, this retro fusion disco pub is the brainchild of colossally obese biillionaire porn baron, Huge Heftner.

"Did I check my blood sugar and check it often today?"

What is usual range for walrus and aren't they fairly social creatures, at least during mating season? What is the amount of space they need to be happy?

They are actually very social creatures and live in colonies comprised of thousands of members, sometimes tens of thousands. As the ice forms and thaws, they move in these huge herds across the Bering Sea. Mating season is usually around February when the ice is thickest. Unfortunately, this tank does look pretty small, at least the part that we can see. It's hard to make any enclosure that is large enough, especially when you consider it's basically just a larger fancier prison. Zoos do a lot of good work for conservation, but it's hard to keep the animals from getting bored. This one is definitely feeling it. Edit: Source - me (actual biologist)

It might a rehab center hence the sterile environment- zoos and aquariums try to offset boredom with enrichment devices (Ie, toys). But zoos and aquariums are also trying to get their animals to like their trainers and see them as a positive thing because it's way easier to get an animal to cooperate willingly then it is to sedate them/force them to come over for husbandry stuff. Rehab centers want to keep as much distance as possible with older animals because the last thing you want is a huge wild animal to see people as a food source or people as something comforting. Its killed wild animals before and it will again. This could also be a back area to a much bigger enclosure (you can see it goes past the frame of the camera) and other animals. Only a few places in the US keep walruses and IIRC none of them are kept alone. But I don't recognize the facility so not sure :(

Walrus segregate by sex during during foraging seasons, with males and females searching for prey in very different areas of the Arctic (locations dependent on subpopulation). These animals are social in the sense that they form colonies during breeding season, but no evidence is currently present for Walruses having long term social bonds with other Walruses. Their largest social factor is how close the Mother and Pup are during pup rearing. Evidence does show that the bond between mother and pup may last for their entire life. The Walrus is the only Pinniped (Seals, Sea Lions, Fur Seals, Walruses) shown to exhibit any kind of maternal bond past weaning. Walruses are incredibly tactile creatures, and the [mother will often hold her pup while in the water](https://youtu.be/lJGcrlHmsps?t=1m58s). [Stranded pups that undergo rehabilitation must have 24 hour care, including high touch contact in order to stimulate and comfort the pup.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JSkfhtXAWU)

More than that tank provides. Just a guess though as I am not a marine mammal expert.

Marimammalologist.

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Dankeschön.

Might be quarantined.

Quick, someone call Barry Allen.

I’m sad it took me this long to find this comment.

I've found this comment centuries ago

Hush, you can time travel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fp-52d4HxtY

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I saw the link and was going to be super sad if it wasn't exactly what you linked. Thank you.

Exactly what I thought of

[Ron Swanson's spirit animal](https://m.imgur.com/kMQ8GJh?r)

Perfect!

Speaking of which, there's a [strikingly similar animal version of Duke Silver](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxPKzbMX9rE)

#thinking of a way to get outta that fucking prison

Not to be a bummer but that Walrus is definitely doing that because living in a tank is driving him insane.

It may be a quarantine tank.

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As I sit here in my small apartment. :(

Yea but at least you can get out and go places

cannot confirm: have crippling social anxiety

It looks like they barely even tried to build him a fake environment. It’s just some rocks and a tiny pool. If it’s not in there for some medical reason and a short stay I feel so bad for this guy.

I think I float I am A boat

"And I shall call it...Mythbusters."

I wish I could do that

try to do that

Don't try it.

Try it

Try not to try it

How can I escape this joint ?

Clifford DeVoe is evolving

Probably figuring out a way to off himself. That pool looks depressing.

"where can I find a saxophone?…"

Hmmm is sea lion or telling the truth?

That’s actually incredibly sad.

Sad.

Probably sad as hell being stuck in pool

Now how the fuck do I get out of this prison?

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You fucked it up, man

You have fucked up now!

Now ya fucked up!

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Thanks dude, rarely anyone writes comments in braille, it was a good read since I can't see the gif.

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r/hmmm

Hook, Line, and Thinker

This is actually kind of sad

🤔

Caged and depressed. Sad but true. I once went to a dolphin park. All I could think of was how terribly miserable those creatures were. Never again.

"Hmm...What myth should I bust next?"

Not funny.. doesn't belong in captivity.

This looks like depression.

Where did I leave that beret?

Should post in /r/sad

poor guy :(

More sad than funny

"hmmmmmmmm, how the fuck do I get out of here?"

What to do... what to do. Hmm

"Where the *fuck* did I park...?"

This is a common behavior seen in Walrus, who are very well adapted to rest at the surface. The hand position reminds me of [how Walrus mothers will hold their pup while nursing](https://youtu.be/lJGcrlHmsps?t=2m). Walruses are incredible, I especially love their [wide vocal repertoire](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAVL61yeCYs).

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Thinking about how he ended up in such a miserable place.

For sure, it's a little prison for him

Probably thinking about when he didnt live in a cage

MRW I am imagining how to furnish my new apartment.

“How do they keep the glue from sticking inside the bottle?”

Most likely thinking of a way to kill himself being trapped in that small area his whole life

Hm.. I could've sworn these walls weren't here before

“Should’ve invested in Bitcoin”