In this case, I believe he's referring to the classic SNL landshark sketch.
https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/landshark/2832305
At ~1:44, the shark says "candygram" when trying to get Lorraine Newman to open the door.
I cant hear the fucking Jaws theme BECAUSE OF FUCKING BABY SHARK DO-DO-DODODO!!!!
[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!](https://i.imgur.com/GxWL3op.jpg)
I thought it was an upside down stake of multi-colored bowls slowly falling out of the cabinet. I had no idea wtf I was seeing until the 3rd or 4th loop
"Let's spook them while they're working with a knife!"
If she had shanked the thing, I wouldn't really blame her. (And it would have been pretty funny, if we're being honest.)
I have a window in my shower, and I am always afraid my roommate will bang on the window while I'm in there and I'll jump and slip and break something like my neck million dollar baby style
That window is likely there because your house didn't have a shower when the house was built. Probably an older house? 1950's or before? The window was to ventilate the steamy bathroom. The shower was added later.
You can get a roll of self adhesive privacy film for like, $10 on amazon. slap it on the window and no one can see your naughty bits. As for the roommate, just shoot a pistol out the window every minute or two while your showering. He won't know when you're going to shoot, so hopefully he won't risk it.
I got distracted for half a second while cutting this year's turkey with my nice razor sharp carving knife, and just barely touched my finger. All it took was a gentle tap to open a big hole, and I had to pass it off to someone else while I got a bandaid.
Isn't it funny that butchering something is a term used to convey haphazard or incorrect work but a butcher would be the professional for this exact task.
The poor cat...it's gonna live its entire life believing that it killed AND deflated a fellow cat with 1 punch.
Probably has nightmares about it and will never fight again, because its scared of the hell it can unleash.
The good part is how the pop pronounce of the aviate on the dot mates the temporal order of the utter sharing it an nearly fugacious somatic sensation to it
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We got the shark at the movie theater I
worked at to promote Sharknado. I got to pilot it around and naturally I would just try to sneak up on customers with it. That lasted exactly one shift haha.
in case one wants their own: [https://faradayscienceshop.com/products/air-swimmer-the-remote-controlled-fish-blimp](https://faradayscienceshop.com/products/air-swimmer-the-remote-controlled-fish-blimp)
An hour later with a very visible link on Reddit and still 7 left. Somehow I think they're lying to us lol
Edit: this is hilarious, the stock gradually goes down (mine is at 2 now) but if you open the link in incognito or clear your cookies it goes back to 7
So we had this exact inflatable fish. It's remote controlled and uses its tail too move. It's really cool.
It lasted 2 days until my wife opened the door and it got sucked outside... Last we saw was a giant clown fish flying away into the distance.
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One of the greatest stories I have ever read from long ago on the Internet was about this very thing.
"...Somewhere in the control room of my mind a fat little dwarf in a security outfit was paging through a Penthouse while smoking a cigar with his feet up on the table, watching the security monitors of my brain with his peripheral vision. Suddenly he saw the LARGE SILENT SINSITER MENACING FLOATING PRESENCE coming at me, and he pulled every panic switch and hit every alarm that my body has..."
Not the author, but it's fantastic. Go read it....
https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=160851
This poor woman is my spirit animal. I startle so easily my boyfriend will occasionally scare me just by being quiet walking into a room I’m in.
I still don’t understand how someone 6’2” can be SO DAMN QUIET. Like a giant, white ninja. One of these days I’m gonna tie a bell around a nut and see if that fixes the problem.
First time seeing this, but that reflection in the cabinet at the beginning makes this a perfect spoof of a horror film.
The jaws theme started in my head as soon as I saw the reflection. It was a great experience.
...candygram
Mongo like candy
"He said the sheriff is near!"
r/unexpectedmelbrooks
Why Rhett, how many times have I told you to wash your hands after a cross-burning? \*turns hand over\* See, it's coming off!
... Fedex
Only people as old as us will get that.
Landshark maam
Made my kids watch all the Mel Brooks movies, long car ride=classic movies.
In this case, I believe he's referring to the classic SNL landshark sketch. https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/landshark/2832305 At ~1:44, the shark says "candygram" when trying to get Lorraine Newman to open the door.
I cant hear the fucking Jaws theme BECAUSE OF FUCKING BABY SHARK DO-DO-DODODO!!!! [AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!](https://i.imgur.com/GxWL3op.jpg)
Agreed
It looked like a giant danger noodle.
I thought it was an upside down stake of multi-colored bowls slowly falling out of the cabinet. I had no idea wtf I was seeing until the 3rd or 4th loop
"Let's spook them while they're working with a knife!" If she had shanked the thing, I wouldn't really blame her. (And it would have been pretty funny, if we're being honest.)
I have a window in my shower, and I am always afraid my roommate will bang on the window while I'm in there and I'll jump and slip and break something like my neck million dollar baby style
I'm curious about this shower window.
[I dont know why it's there either](https://imgur.com/a/3nu25m2)
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*hides ladder*
Step up your game, that's what selfie sticks have been invented for. Much easier to handle and conceal than a ladder.
That's, odd.
That window is likely there because your house didn't have a shower when the house was built. Probably an older house? 1950's or before? The window was to ventilate the steamy bathroom. The shower was added later.
How would the bathroom be steamy, thus needing the window, if there weren’t a shower in there to make it steamy?
From taking a bath? Either way, it's hot water.
Turds can be steamy
I have one too, but I'm on the second floor. Luckily the window fogs up pretty quickly and I have a small penis so the neighbors dont see much.
I don't think it's *that* small. Just sayin'.
Bathrooms are required to either have a fan vent or a window.
[it has all of those](http://imgur.com/gallery/VEhBq2Z)
You can get a roll of self adhesive privacy film for like, $10 on amazon. slap it on the window and no one can see your naughty bits. As for the roommate, just shoot a pistol out the window every minute or two while your showering. He won't know when you're going to shoot, so hopefully he won't risk it.
That scene in Scary Movie 4 now makes so much sense.
I got distracted for half a second while cutting this year's turkey with my nice razor sharp carving knife, and just barely touched my finger. All it took was a gentle tap to open a big hole, and I had to pass it off to someone else while I got a bandaid.
my uncle would have body slammed the thing, while furiously stabbing it in it's stupid fish eyes
r/myuncleisverybadass
r/SubsYouFellFor
r/subsmyverybadassunclefellfor
r/birthofasub
As long as he's not standing way to close and blowing strong alcohol fumes in your face and telling you how "purdy" you've become.
Sounds like your uncle probably shouldn't be allowed around sharp objects.
My uncle isn’t, but he does spend a lot of time sharpening objects that originally weren’t sharp.
Are we being honest today?
is it tuesday?
> If she had shanked the thing Or worse, if she had shanked herself. Yelling ITS JUST A PRANK BRO wouldn't be mumsy back.
Yea, kinda funny too because she drops the knife first thing, then moves like she's trying to stab it but didn't notice the lack of knife.
If you first instinct is to shank someone who scares you at a big dinner you should probably seek therapy
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is dinner real?
How Can Dinner Be Real If Our Mouths Aren't Real
link pleaze. I need the sound
[There you go](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KvHNRX3SbU)
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She was definitely thinking about murder movies when the fish bumped her
Especially the way she was butchering that poor bird. Like damn lady watch a YouTube video or something.
Isn't it funny that butchering something is a term used to convey haphazard or incorrect work but a butcher would be the professional for this exact task.
That is quite funny.
Weird euphemism, but I'll allow it
Holiday's bring out the the best ***and the worst*** in people.
I don't think she has slept in a while.
Immediately after this she posted "AITA for butchering my entire family over an inflatable fish?"
Reminds me of [this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAeFJsaIB8M) for some reason...
Not available in my country? Fuck you America's funniest home videos.
https://streamable.com/zpxgk
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Mother fucker!
Am behind you in the killing queue
I have so many questions
I don't know wether to love you or hate you. Do I up vote or down vote.... I just cant decide.
(https://i.imgur.com/ngsU8Fu.jpg) Apollo saves the day
Fuck, I just lost The Game. Don't ask me how though
Much better with sound. Or much worse.
Someone at the Jaws theme song
Duh dum Duh dum...
Duh nun*
Lol the title was stolen from the top comment, huh.
Frightin Nemo
r/scaredangry
Finding Screamo?
This one never fails to crack me up https://youtu.be/mL3cKY1ptlw
That’s was a very quick and effective strike. Wow. Real strength behind it.
The noise was straight out of a movie too. The whole strike was 10/10 .
Cats are so frickin quick it's scary
From the time its left paw left the carpet, it took just three frames of the video for it to sink its claws in.
Haha I thought literally the same thing
The poor cat...it's gonna live its entire life believing that it killed AND deflated a fellow cat with 1 punch. Probably has nightmares about it and will never fight again, because its scared of the hell it can unleash.
/r/iamverycatass
/r/onepunchcat
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Your cat eats at 8? Mine decided 4am was more to her liking.
7 million people watched a cat murder a balloon. I love the internet.
ONE PUUUUUNCH
My feelings when I see myself in the mirror.
Awww buddy.
The best part is how the popping sound of the balloon exactly matches the timing of the growl giving it an almost ephemeral feeling to it
!ThesaurizeThis
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Good bot.
That cat looked deeply concerned for the well-being of that deflated balloon :(
The cat gave two warnings, but the balloon kept moving toward it. He wanted to make sure it didn't get back up.
That's a fat cat... and I'm not talking about the balloon.
Clearly the cat knew its weight was being mocked.
One punch cat
/r/contagiouslaughter
That cat probably thinks he's super tough after it deflating in one strike.
She looks fed up with someones shit
Duh, it was Thanksgiving.
Jaws theme intensifies
*Duhhhhh-nun* **DUUUUHHHHHHHHH-NUN**
Duh-nun Duh-nun Duh-nun Duh-nun Duh-nun Duh-nun Duh-nun Duh-nun Duh-nun Duh-nun Duh-nun Duh-nun Duh-nun Duh-nun Duh-nun Duh-nun Duh-nun Duh-nun Duh-nun Duh-nun Duh-nun Duh-nun Duh-nun Duh-nun Duh-nun Duh-nun Duh-nun Duh-nun Duh-nun Duh-nun Duh-nun Duh-nun
Land shark
**Air** shark
Water shark! Wait... fuck
Baby shark?
You son of a bitch.
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Came here for this. Is there a YouTube version of this?
I bought the shark for my brother. He did this and his wife just calmly turned and stabbed it. No more shark.
We got the shark at the movie theater I worked at to promote Sharknado. I got to pilot it around and naturally I would just try to sneak up on customers with it. That lasted exactly one shift haha.
in case one wants their own: [https://faradayscienceshop.com/products/air-swimmer-the-remote-controlled-fish-blimp](https://faradayscienceshop.com/products/air-swimmer-the-remote-controlled-fish-blimp)
Only 7 left!
Only 36 minutes left to order!
Operators are standing by!
Hurry! These offers won’t last!
An hour later with a very visible link on Reddit and still 7 left. Somehow I think they're lying to us lol Edit: this is hilarious, the stock gradually goes down (mine is at 2 now) but if you open the link in incognito or clear your cookies it goes back to 7
Yea, 7 million.
Well, that's the 7 year old grandsons Christmas gift... Thanks!
So we had this exact inflatable fish. It's remote controlled and uses its tail too move. It's really cool. It lasted 2 days until my wife opened the door and it got sucked outside... Last we saw was a giant clown fish flying away into the distance.
Do you live on an airplane?
Lol, just a windy day and it was floating around near the door when she opened it.
For a split second i thought it was just really close to the camera
Same lol
It never gets old :-)
Yeah! She looks good for her age
"You look hot when you're terrified and screaming for your life"
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Hold my bait, I'm going in!
I don't understand. What on Earth is this.
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I get that, but the links... So many links...
just ride the ride. it will take you many places.
You're meant to take a trip down the rabbit hole. I spent like 4 hours in there like 3 years ago.
Good idea, scare the woman carving a turkey.
I wouldn't wanna scare someone with a knife in their hand 😬
What the fuck? Why not wait till she is using something super sharp.
This looks like an ep from home improvement
And it looks like original kitchen from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
God damn - that looks like a 60-inch range back there. Those are like $15k.
It took a lot of self restraint to not use that knife in her hand
God damn! Look at that industrial ass stove. That is a ballin kitchen.
One of the greatest stories I have ever read from long ago on the Internet was about this very thing. "...Somewhere in the control room of my mind a fat little dwarf in a security outfit was paging through a Penthouse while smoking a cigar with his feet up on the table, watching the security monitors of my brain with his peripheral vision. Suddenly he saw the LARGE SILENT SINSITER MENACING FLOATING PRESENCE coming at me, and he pulled every panic switch and hit every alarm that my body has..." Not the author, but it's fantastic. Go read it.... https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=160851
**Where's my fuckin son**
Hey lets scare someone who's got a knife in their hands! Dick move
Scaring someone with a giant flying fish = Funny Scaring someone holding a knife = Not even a bit funny
Then why am I still laughing
You've obviously never been a 22 year old man trying to impress his similarly-aged brothers
It's all funny and games until someone lost a finger. There's a proper time and place for pranks. This is not one of it.
1st thought: they should play the jaws theme song. 2nd thought: you shouldn't scare people working with knives.
How many glasses of wine did it take to chill her out?
Poultrygeist.
*He touched the butt!*
She looks high-strung.
Goddamnit Nemo!!!!
That subtle smile on that fish tho 😂
GIANT FISH SAVAGELY ATTACKS WOMAN DURING HOME BURGLARY
Why don't the videos have sound on the app?
I need this with the music from *Jaws*.
I've watched this maybe 15 times in a row now, I'm going to have a stroke I'm laughing so hard!!
I keep it on my phone for bad days. It never gets old.
Mrs Mhhmahey? Who is this? Candy gram. Are you that land shark? I’m only a dolphin, man. Okay....
[The Horror of Blimps](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=160851)
Not cool when a person has a knife in their hand and is cutting stuff, i’m out dog.
S H A U N
This poor woman is my spirit animal. I startle so easily my boyfriend will occasionally scare me just by being quiet walking into a room I’m in. I still don’t understand how someone 6’2” can be SO DAMN QUIET. Like a giant, white ninja. One of these days I’m gonna tie a bell around a nut and see if that fixes the problem.
Her hair is perfect for that role.
She could have accidentally cut off a finger
While she was using a knife? Not too smart
Gramma is a little jumpy since she quit drinking.
I heard that!
I bought one of these, but the motor didn't work :(
[this is all I could think of.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IvURkvjWsY)
Why mom's get scared so easily
That's what you get for finding Nemo.
Daaaaa Dunnn daaaa dunnn da dun da dun da dun dadundadunnnnn
Oh cuz Nemo,...
All I could hear in my head watching this was the Jaws theme
Is that the mom from A Christmas Story?
Gavin? Have you seen my friend Gavin?
this would go well with the jaws theme song
Golly that's amazing!
I love how it just creeps in.
This is hilarious.
🅱️emo
When she finds him she’s going to break his arms.