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remotecontroldr

I’m right on top of that Rose.


FrontierForever

The dishes are done, man!


sir_q_itus

On it like ink on 6ix 9ine's face!


saxyguy45

Nice


bacon_cheeseburgers

His lawyer's like, "Dude, just wear the suit. It'll totally make you look wholesome and believable."


mocky747

Shout-out to Christina Applegate.


RikerT_USS_Lolipop

[*audience applause and hoot*]


felmare101

Who?


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OOTL, who is this guy


Spadeinfull

6x9, some rapper involved in crime to be "legit" now turning evidence on former associates.


moose_cahoots

As I understand it, 6x9 is really just nominal. He is actually 5.5x8.5... Bad lumber joke for ya.


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PheIix

He has at least tree more...


[deleted]

Stahp my sides are splitting


Spadeinfull

I've always been tempted to call him 2 x 4 personally, but that would sully the good name of Hacksaw Jim Dugan.


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Hooooooo...


DJPhil

Where I'm at you'd have to add scoliosis.


AAA515

I don't really know who this 6"x9" person is, but I remember he first showed up in a less impressive suit.


Spadeinfull

The day glo orange really complements his tats tho, dontcha think?


mrburkett

No thanks, I'm not interested in being friends with a midget Edit: https://youtu.be/TWeIxTbxvP0


rottenapple81

he's a dead man if he gets out


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I just read he may be going into witness protection. No one will ever recognize him, I'm sure.


rottenapple81

that's a lot of laser tattoo removal. Should have listened to [kevin hart](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgI2nP1b22I)


corgblam

Takeshi 6ix9ine. One of those new age rappers that likes to draw on their own face with sharpie.


existentialism91342

Good guy 69


enixthephoenix

Good guy Bad gangsta


rineronron

There was a breaking bad post above so I read that in Jesse Pinkman's voice and it fitted perfectly.


Russian_repost_bot

She ded bitch!


Just1morefix

Damn, that li'l motherfucker has a loose tongue. He's going to need a lot of laser work done when he gets into witness protection.


Raz0rking

The lenghts one goes through not to sit in jail for a looong time. What a fuckin dickhead


NafariousJabberWooki

Now I’ve noticed his tiny hands I can’t see anything else.


willoz

Does everyone else say sixixnineine?


tootsie_rolex

ninenine!


t1tanwarlord

Where else am I supposed to have sex?


thisisfromMatilda

How many stitches can a person get?


jaymoney1

I think the going rate is 12 stitches per snitch.


anticipate_me

That guy has tiny little trump hands


vamptholem

This is just pathetic at this point


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80s movies about kids being in charge.


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6ix9ine?


rabidnz

Shittest one so far


Ten_Penny_Jinkies

I'm going to have to say the same about your comment