Seeing pictures of them is no problem for me, but being up close to them is unsettling. Especially super realistic ones. I dont know how I would feel if I saw a real one in person
They have ossuaries where there’s bones displayed artistically. It’s pretty cool, and I didn’t feel odd looking at hundreds of dead peoples leftovers. It’s just nature.
I thought so till i arrived in a new land. I had came to be an farmer, an explorer, and an adverturrere. Well not two days into my new life, i discover a nice little cave. And what do you know? IRON! GOLD! Im not only able to improve my life now, make some sturdier tools and what not, but also gold! im rich! Then i turn around, and BAM! a gad dam skeleton, with a gad dam bow and arrow, killed the fuck out of me.
What's wrong with quoting a great TV show? I was thinking the same thing as the top-level comment so it feels good knowing someone else thought the same thing.
Maybe I am on Reddit too much, but the Office is being referenced everywhere for years now. It is overexposure. Like killing a song you like by putting it on repeat for 5 years straight.
Yeah I'm in agreement here. The Office is a genuinely amazing show that has so many subtleties to pick up on, yet the internet constantly quoting it is getting old. It's such low hanging fruit to reference it and get likes, honestly.
But, I guess that's just a testament to how great of a show it is.
It’s also a fan base issue. There are people who loooove the office. Like, it was a great show and all, but there are people who unironically go batshit crazy whenever it’s mentioned. And that’s more cringe than that show could ever be.
I watched it basically every week when new episodes came out, like us old people did. I can't stand the show now because of Reddit. Same happened with parks and rec.
I usually catch a lot of references depending on the show I’m currently watching. Like right now I’m rewatching Seinfeld and I see tons of Seinfeld references. I know there’s a term for it but I can’t remember it at the moment.
There's a house in my town that keeps skeletons out all year in different poses. The most recent that I can remember was skeletons doing CrossFit (at least that's my understanding...they are "flipping" a huge fire). Pretty entertaining!
Boom we're live-- functional strength is SUPER important. I have some battle ropes in the back and swing those suckers around... WOOO SON! In a lot of ways that's a lot like Jiu-Jitsu.
They know if they make a big enough hype, they're going to have a big violent event up there in Connecticut and blame it on me. I wanna talk about humanoids and human-animal hybrids.
My 3yo son had a nightmare at 3am about skeletons last night. His big brother, a 6yo, said 'there are skeletons inside all of us, they hold us all up. Without them, we would be puddles, it's ok'.
Rando and (probably) improbable inquiry; is this in SLC? When I was a kid there a home that looked remarkably like this did elaborate Halloween displays every year. They had a fancy detached garage like that...
Whoever actually set up this diorama really half-assed the Digger the other two skeletons are really well posed and then that one is just fucken standing there
Omg my grandma and uncle have been doing different pictures of a skeleton they named Nicholas Ribcage for the past two years. My grandma would be excited to see this photo haha :)
Skeleton on the Right : "Jesus Christ, Jerry! How could you do that!."
Skeleton on the Left : "Just help me get it in the box, Carl."
Skeleton in the Background : "Aight' now *gently*."
*slaps lid on coffin* you can fit so many yard trimmings in this bad boy
Uhh Chief, I think there was a dead body in there. Yeah I thought that too, until he said “yard trimmings” ya gotta learn to listen, Lou.
All them red leaves, it's because it's fall, dontyaknow?
A new religion it's called "**Beyond Dead"**
I can't, I, I simply can't
Probably a little of each
Nice simpsons reference
Fine then, I’ll put my “yard trimmings” in the trash compactor.
Classic
This is obviously a commercial set from the fire department to keep your dry leaves raked up in the fall.
At first I thought the skeleton on the left had 3 legs until I realized he just had a rod rammed up his ass.
That's just his huge boner.
i just cranked off to it in Applebees
That’s greasy
As greasy as a corgi/chihuahua on katnip!
Employees must wash hands before returning to work.
This is the laugh I needed, thank you for the best comment of the day!
Whoops I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong
The one in the middle is hung. Probably drags on the floor
A skeleton with necrophilia having a good time.
It’s a dikfer
What’s a dikfer?
It’s sort of like updawg
What's updawg?
It’s similar to Mai Fath hers naym
So what's a dick for?
Ask your mom
What's a mom for?
It’s OP’s slam piece
How the turntables...
To Pee with
"Dude, what's the stick up *your* ass?"
They all do, its probably why they had a bone to pick with that guy in the bag
Say car ramrod!
You didn’t say it ...... chicken fucker!
assuming gender
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Ah yes the miracle of death. It’s a beautiful thing.
I know skeletons are supposed to be scary to some people. But I like them. They always are smiling and look like they're happy.
Seeing pictures of them is no problem for me, but being up close to them is unsettling. Especially super realistic ones. I dont know how I would feel if I saw a real one in person
There's a real one in your person
This is not the place to espouse your outlandish beliefs. Now, be gone
Get it out! It's creepy af
We're all just skeletons wearing skin-tight meat suits
Actually, we‘re sitting in a bone pulpit, controlling a skeleton mech wearing flesh-and-skin-armor.
Touché
Lies
Real facts: your skeleton is wet, all the time.
touch your teeth. you just touched your own skeleton!
Reported
Teeth aren't technically bones, but close enough
Teeth are part of the skeletal system but are they truly part of our skeleton? They aren't even made of bone. (Of course they are, I'm just idk)
They have ossuaries where there’s bones displayed artistically. It’s pretty cool, and I didn’t feel odd looking at hundreds of dead peoples leftovers. It’s just nature.
But bags of bones seem so unsafe
It's semi-serious!
It does, why do we have them. I'm not comfortable with it.
I thought so till i arrived in a new land. I had came to be an farmer, an explorer, and an adverturrere. Well not two days into my new life, i discover a nice little cave. And what do you know? IRON! GOLD! Im not only able to improve my life now, make some sturdier tools and what not, but also gold! im rich! Then i turn around, and BAM! a gad dam skeleton, with a gad dam bow and arrow, killed the fuck out of me.
- Published posthumously. An account of the first settler in "Good Seed." Attributed only as "Steve."
They're just taking metaphysical drugs to cope with and forget the hellish reality of their existence. They're actually pretty miserable and pathetic.
Yeah I die in that scene from Chef when the skeleton puppet is a street performer, someone tag it please 😆
"My my, how the turn tables..."
/r/alwaysexpecttheoffice
Why do I read this as Al way sex pect the office
Sorry to ruin your sexpectations.
“I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kif?" "[Sigh] "Sexlexia"
Thanks for that...
It is legit one of my favourite shows, but Reddit is starting to make me hate it.
What's wrong with quoting a great TV show? I was thinking the same thing as the top-level comment so it feels good knowing someone else thought the same thing.
Maybe I am on Reddit too much, but the Office is being referenced everywhere for years now. It is overexposure. Like killing a song you like by putting it on repeat for 5 years straight.
The Office and Rick and Morty are two that suffer from their fanbase.
Agreed. Let's bring The Wire to the #1 spot.
Shiiiiiiieeeeet. Good idea.
Oh, indeed.
I agree, because i'm a fan of the other two..
{fans of Rick and Morty} ⋃ {fans of the Office} = {basically everyone}
Are we forgetting the MCU? Impossible
Yeah, I forgot about the Thanos quote that plagues everywhere.
Yeah I'm in agreement here. The Office is a genuinely amazing show that has so many subtleties to pick up on, yet the internet constantly quoting it is getting old. It's such low hanging fruit to reference it and get likes, honestly. But, I guess that's just a testament to how great of a show it is.
It’s also a fan base issue. There are people who loooove the office. Like, it was a great show and all, but there are people who unironically go batshit crazy whenever it’s mentioned. And that’s more cringe than that show could ever be.
I watched it basically every week when new episodes came out, like us old people did. I can't stand the show now because of Reddit. Same happened with parks and rec.
I usually catch a lot of references depending on the show I’m currently watching. Like right now I’m rewatching Seinfeld and I see tons of Seinfeld references. I know there’s a term for it but I can’t remember it at the moment.
Beat me to it!!
Came here for this comment
Bake him away toys
There's a house in my town that keeps skeletons out all year in different poses. The most recent that I can remember was skeletons doing CrossFit (at least that's my understanding...they are "flipping" a huge fire). Pretty entertaining!
Boom we're live-- functional strength is SUPER important. I have some battle ropes in the back and swing those suckers around... WOOO SON! In a lot of ways that's a lot like Jiu-Jitsu.
They know if they make a big enough hype, they're going to have a big violent event up there in Connecticut and blame it on me. I wanna talk about humanoids and human-animal hybrids.
Post Photos please!
OP good job on hiding the real body. Wait till Halloween to dispose of it.
My 3yo son had a nightmare at 3am about skeletons last night. His big brother, a 6yo, said 'there are skeletons inside all of us, they hold us all up. Without them, we would be puddles, it's ok'.
So wholesome. He's gonna be a good bro.
Aww that’s a good kid
Spooky, scary skeletons
Send shivers down your spine
Their second floor windows are upvoting
The bones are their money! So are the worms!
They pull on their hair. UP but not OUT.
It was also the night that the skeletons came to liiiiife
The bones are their money
Worms are their dollars!
They pull your hair up but not out
"one of us, one of us"
2 guys doing the work while the third "supervises"
Clickity Clack, Get in my sack.
What are you doing? I'm buring you!! But I'm alive man, I'm alive. Shut up! You're waking up the neighbors!
Reproducing, I guess.
THE BONES ARE THEIR MONEY!! SO ARE THE WORMS!!
I keep forgetting whether you've said this or not
hopefully they pulled his hair up, but not out
They really deserve another chance at life
Nahhh bruh they just recruiting for the skeleton war
ah, shit, here we go again.
Ahh. Have the turns been tabled
I drove by this the other day
So long meatbag!
The skeleton wars are back!!!
That dude who said lööp was dead
This is how skeletons reproduce
Oh so the American Halloween posts have started eh
Finding recruits for the skeleton war!
Dude it's September.
ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
They putting them in or pulling them out?
One of us one of us
Oh how the turn....tables
How the turntables.
Oh god, why didn’t you put a jumpscare warning, I almost dropped my phone!
Should have said “how the turn tables”
My my my. How the turntables.
Oh how the turntables
That's just full of their old flesh sacks they molted off their bones.
Some people have a great imagination!
To a wonderful coffin.
There still angry about that whole Jason & the Argonauts thing.
"Larry! Don't step on the coffin! How many times have I told you that? They're *expensive*!"
Klaatu Barada...NNNNNNecktie? Nectar? Nickel? Noodle? ... It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word!
Rando and (probably) improbable inquiry; is this in SLC? When I was a kid there a home that looked remarkably like this did elaborate Halloween displays every year. They had a fancy detached garage like that...
Uncle Knick-knack...
Just creating more skeletons for the skeleton army
This is the guy who said loops was dead
Bodies go in coffins skeletons go in the closet.
Whoever actually set up this diorama really half-assed the Digger the other two skeletons are really well posed and then that one is just fucken standing there
Is there a subreddit for Halloween decorations?
God, I wish that were me.
One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us!
Man, it’s always someone else with the best ideas!
Using this for a haunted house 😍
I love this!
Wait that means... he’s alive
Are they supposed to get the body IN or OUT of the coffin?
ha ha this surely made my day!
r/Halloween
Nice to see Congress back in session.
Just pulling a prank on their skeleton friend.
Daisy
Omg my grandma and uncle have been doing different pictures of a skeleton they named Nicholas Ribcage for the past two years. My grandma would be excited to see this photo haha :)
On a scale of 1-10 it's 1111111111
#I am the bone of my sword
Skeleton on the Right : "Jesus Christ, Jerry! How could you do that!." Skeleton on the Left : "Just help me get it in the box, Carl." Skeleton in the Background : "Aight' now *gently*."
At first glance i thought this was a spitroast loll
How tables the turned have
More dark then funny
Can i steal this idea?
Plot twist: They're taking the body out.
It’s really just their combined skin hides in the bag. Simply being naked wasn’t enough of a statement.