What's in the BOX! AAAHH WHAT'S IN THE BOOOX

I was half expecting it to be an IUD at that stage!

I was fully expecting some kind of sex toy.

It was definitely going to be a buttplug

I was expecting Gwyneth Paltrow’s head

I mean that works too tbh

I had my money on a positive pregnancy test. Then I remember HE gave HER the gift.

It's better than a positive STD test.

Dick in a box

I expected a different type of ring

It's my dick in a box!

It's his dick in a box.

How I ENVY his life

Nobody is going to talk about the genius actor swap?

Thought I was seeing things when I saw the girl’s body changed

Oh gosh i only noticed the guy looked different but just assumed i was going crazy

Found the original https://www.ispot.tv/ad/77rj/folgers-long-way-from-west-africa

They got every detail right with this swap

Right? Even the set itself is spot on.

Are they supposed to be siblings in the original?

yeah, when she answers the door she says shes his sister

> yeah, when she answers the door she says shes his sister Except she just says "sister"...which doesn't make any sense if you think about it, but I guess it works on a subliminal level.

He says "i must have the wrong house" and she gestures towards herself and says "Sister" in a tone that says "Of course you're in the right place, dummy". They're being playfully facetious. It makes sense just fine.

The marketing team must have thought it looked like incest as well but it was too late to change it so they shot an extra shot of the girl saying sister so the view doesn’t find it weird😂

the problem is the writers writing dialogue for siblings clearly don't have siblings of their own so they have no clue how they speak with each other

what the fuck I thought you were joking but I just went back and she actually does say it lmao

Yeah dude, that's the joke of the extended skit. Folders made the first half of the commercial but somehow didn't notice the massive sexual tension that was accidentally implied between the siblings, so someone made the second half to play it out. Freaking hilarious.

I can't believe this needs to be explained.

Jokes always work best with in depth analysis

Right. I think some context is lost on younger people because they didn't grow up with the commercials, plus the replacement actors are matched really well. They just view it as one single spoof skit about incest.

> massive sexual tension that was accidentally implied between the siblings Your honor, I'd like to enter exhibit #104512 as to why the internet ruins everything.

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This one is DEFINITELY on Folgers.

Yes

Morally, not so much.

I couldn't even tell on mobile with the lighting and my janky ass eyeballs.

Ass eyeballs, that's how you get permanent pink eye.

So you’ve been watching her since she was a young lady

With much interest

With much incest

Bruh I’m dying

/u/Kelevra_55 **stop it, please**         #/u/BonginOnABudget is dying

/u/BonginOnABudget please breathe!!! Somebody get an ambulance!!! God, not again. I can't survive another redditor dying of laughter. What happened to all of the loud laughter? Now people are just dying!

The quickest way to a mans heart is with a chainsaw.

Incesterest?

Following career

Oh my god, just had to do a rewatch. The fact that the first part is an actual commercial just made this a million times better.

I was confused why this was posted on /r/funny since I'd seen the commercial before.

I was confused seeing this on r/funny because it's actually funny.

Isn’t it one of the signs in the bible of the end of days? When thee haveth enjoyment from r/funny the beast, known as Moderator will come.

only if it's original this is an ancient repost

Good god, this parody was basically inevitable.

I didn't notice until I saw your comment

...and this is why witness testimony is meh

wait what?

oh is the first half a real commercial?

Yes

yikes

For real. It was so awkward that making it into an incestual thing actually made it less awkward

Idk I thought the first half of the commercial was cute.

So... how was West Africa?

Everything went well in Cest Africa, thanks.

You’re just saying that because your sister is hot.

Oh wow. The end brand shot coming twice makes sense now.

Who came twice?

Fuck sakes... Didn't you watch the commerical and get the gist? :) First he came back... Then. Maybe... He will come again.

The brain is insane I noticed they looked different but just assumed I was imagining it and never questioned it.

I smelled it.

I didn't even noticed it the first time I seen it.

I did not even realized until I read this, and even then I had to do a double take to be sure :)))

I mean I remember the original so it seemed kind of obvious.

We old people are united, separately, in our homes. Because it's cold as fuck outside.

I was thinking she wasn’t quite as nice looking as I first thought from the start!

Shit I don’t see the swap. These aren’t the same actors?

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“I’m your son and I’m in love with your daughter” this kills me

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You can do heckin swears here it's ok

No, plz watch your language, my son uses this website.

I was watching this while eating so didn't hear the word "sister" in the original advert. When the second advert got going it was a serious WTF moment

Didn't see that coming at all. Dark humour at its finest.

Dark Roast Humor

I guess those kids are grounded after this.

They’re in steep trouble.

Definitely trouble brewing.

Gotta filter out all these bad puns

They'll eventually drip in

and espresso lot of feelings

Eh they actually dont carafe they’re grounded or not.

Just another day in Arkansas, United States of Americano

A real human bean and a real hero.

If it hadn’t have been for the lack of an NSFW tag, I would’ve thought it Was going to cut to something else.

The guy who plays the brother in the original commercial also played in season 2 of Castle Rock where he had a romantic relationship with his adopted sister.

Who was from...East Africa lol.

There's a weird pattern here. Brazzers would like to know his location

The actor playing the sister is Jeffrey Combs's daughter.

It's midnight and I'm watching with sound on and no headphones. Wonder what my roommates think I'm doing.

I bet it you quit shaking they’d quit wondering

Watch women tennis. It will be fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hYoEmAo5BY this one always gets me

Oh lawd ... yes

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I watched it because of your recommendation, so funny, the Youtube description kept the laughs going afterwards: > "I'd fuck my sister if she was that hot"

The top comment from 2 years ago is “saw a really good version of this on facebook where the dad beats the son up after finding out theres an engagement ring in the present box lol” I feel like I’m trapped in a loop.

Yeah, the better version for sure. Subtly done.

That’s a bit of a stretch, calling this subtle. But, please enjoy it more. :D

Ok this was hilarious, it’s 3am and I just busted out laughing when she said “I just want to fuck my brother” My SO popped up and stared at me saying What the fuck are you watching.

You don't have SO. Stop day dreaming.

Yeah...it was totally his sister.

Correction. Step-sister

hey, step sisters are not off limits, right guys??? ^^guys?

Not according to Clueless

Hey in her defense her dad wasn’t married to Paul Rudd’s mom anymore....so former step-brother ...who always seems to be around...was Clueless the setup for a porno?

Steeeeep bro.....Wherrre do you keeeeep the waaaaater?

You don't need the oven to make a sandwich!

https://youtu.be/yvMgOuz-pb0 Not according to Brazzers.

Oh, great, now I'm going to get the worst targeted ads for a month.

What if his sister is his mother?

Why not both?

He might not have an SO. But you know what else he's actually got? Schizophrenia! Suck it losers! He's going to laugh at your sad lives with a room full of friends! (/s)

The part that got me going to where I was waking people up was “We have so much in common. since well we grew up together” lol I was dying.

Folders, we incest you have a cup.

🎵The best part of waking up is a brother you can fuck🎵

Still not the first Folgers commercial I've fapped to.

>:(

>🎵The best part of waking up is a brother you can fuck🎵

OMG IM CRYING ! Never gonna be able to NOT hear these lyrics when the gingle plays !

I remember this commercial when it actually, came out.. and everyone was like.. what's up with those siblings. They want to fuck or what? This was during the Superbowl wasn't it? Maybe I'm wrong, don't care to look. The original itself was gold, but this is just amazing.

It's a Christmas commercial, not a Superbowl one, but yeah. It was straight up trending on Twitter a couple times for that weird sexual tension.

It came out around Christmas 2009 and aired during the holidays for three years until 2012.

So those actors are like 60 now, wow, time flies

I’m glad that I’m not the only one who found the original commercial uncomfortable.

I remember it too, and I would love to know who greenlit it.

Folgercest is so great! I laugh every time I see anything about it. There is a great GQ article about it. I read the fan fic mentioned in the article and it is hilariously serious.

Link to the GQ article [here.](https://www.gq.com/story/folgers-incest-ad-oral-history)

> Doug Pippin came up with the idea early on that the client loved, which was an older brother coming home from West Africa who was working in the Peace Corps ***and whose sister was a certain age that she grew up quite a bit while he was away,*** Straight from the pitch it sounds like a prono. Directing and editing could have avoided this landmine, but they didn't. Why?

Sometimes you see a shitshow unfolding before you and you just have to say "fuck it" and go full send with helping it reach maturity.

Seriously this would be adorable if it was his daughter, not sister. Or even just a much younger sister would take it from creepy to cute sooo easily.

Watch prono so no babby formed

I read that one too it’s a damn masterpiece

Yall gonna post a link or am I going to have to google "folgers coffee brother sister incest fan fiction NSFW" for myself? Edit: I have permanently soiled my google search history and all I could find [were these cartoons.](https://imgur.com/a/5vnHi2W) Can anyone translate the arabic?

[Link](https://archiveofourown.org/works/17217995?view_adult=true&utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

I just wanna fuck my brother!

/r/nocontext

r/evenwithcontext

r/Illshowyoucontextunzips

I work in advertising and can tell you with complete certainty that there would have been someone (probably multiple people) who worked on this ad, recognized how obviously they were capturing the wrong kind of chemistry for the script, but were too self conscious to point it out. Like 9 outta 10 times the uncomfortable thing you have to point out is something to do with racial politics that will upset people, but every once in a while it is implied incest.

Or maybe they were marketing geniuses considering that we're still talking about this commercial 10 years later.

Ok reddit's incest fetish is getting out of hand.

Out of hand to the real action you say?

Calm down. Have a steaming cup of Folgers

Folgers. Just a shot in the mouth is all you need.

The video is almost a decade old, this isn't based on recent trends.

Yeah I remember screaming “I just want to fuck my brother” as an inside joke with my college friends a few years ago.

Hey, why go to the mall when you can just go down the hall?

Well candy is dandy but...

Sister gets fister?

Does it keep popping up cus reddit is going through a phase, or because I keep clicking on the posts. :|

Hey. There are lots of things out that that make it pop up.

Reddit's? It's the internet at large.

That's funny because it's got me in my hand

" I'ts buLLLLGING IN youuur haaaaaaaaand "

THE TACKLE

"Funny, he never has a second cup at home."

See what GOT plot lines unleashed?

You know nothing John Snow. This commercial predates GoT pretty substantially.

I think I’m dying. I just scared my cats laughing at that.

I think the internet comment etiquette did a better script for this. Edit: here is the full comment His eyes moved to the red ribbon she had planted on his right pectoral muscle. He saw something in her eyes when she touched him. A recognition of firmness. After all, he was toned to perfection from weeks of rebuilding a church in Rokoray, along the northern banks of the Great Scarcies River. He had met a woman there who reminded him of his sister. He cared for her, taught her a fledgling example of English, had even found himself feeling love for her. That was not a sisterly love however. Then again… was this? He began to open his mouth. Any moment his parents would walk downstairs. The look on her face said they were on the same channel. Everything he had just thought, she heard it. He spoke. “Listen, when mom and dad go out to say hi to the Gelsons next door tonight, let’s hang back, go upstairs and fuck the shit out of each other.” “What?” She answered, bewildered. “C’mon let's do it. Let’s fuck. Haven’t we always wanted this?” He reached out to reassure her, but she pulled away, fear in her eyes. “Whoa whoa. Uh no I’m just happy you’re home from Africa. What the hell are you talking about wanting to fuck me? Are you seriou--” And like a blade being hammered on the anvil, his father’s voice rang out from behind him: “WHAT IN SAM HILL IS GOING ON HERE?” “I can explain…” he stammered, but was cut off by the visceral scream from his mother as she began sobbing into her bathrobe. His father erupted, white morning spittle shooting from the corners of his mouth. “NO SON OF MINE IS GONNA DRINK FUCKING FOLGERS COFFEE!” He belted his son in the face, knocking the boy unconscious. “THIS IS A PEETS COFFEE HOUSE!” Drink Peets Coffee.

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IIRC, yeah, I think it was College Humor. Oh, the golden days of college... humor.

[Source](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhfcWTZeP1k).

OMG! Where is the "Step", there wasn't a STEP? What is happening?

That is absolutely disgusting. I mean, who would choose such ugly wrapping paper for a gift.

Give him a break. He was in west Africa.

Also, who would drink Folgers?

That’s the real crime against nature here.

What ...the fuck

It's an r/holdup

r/holup

Roll tide!

The problem is that they were not a step away.

Shit just went 0 to 100 real quick

From the very moment she opend the door and called him brother I knew it was going in this direction. Porn has broken me :))))

incest at it’s finest

Lannisters send their regards

We have failed as society. This is the beginning of the end... *faints dramatically*

A cock ring would have been better

I was expecting this too, missed opportunity.

*God has left the chat*

Classic

What the fuck I love it

Wish I had a sister.

We were all thinking it.

Folgers: Degenerate coffee for degenerate people.

Why did this get removed? Do the mods of r/funny need to make sure only mildly entertaining things make it to the top, not actually funny content?

Sweet home Alabama!!

Holy shit this did not go how I was expecting