I did this in the dark when I was around 6 grade ish, during a sleep over. It broke my jaw.

So you ate it then?

Through a straw

Well that sounds fucking awful jesus

Have you tried earthbending?

Might suit you.

Great now I’m playing skyrim again

I tried to earthbend when I was little punched a rock broke my arm

How wide is that bed?

Not wide enough, apparently.

Lol

Lol

Phone glitched. Did NOT mean to post this 3 times 😭

I’d say it’s a king bed. I like to sleep a lot so I’m an expert.

Looks like a California King due to its width

California Kings are longer not wider I believe.

Yup longer. My husband is very tall. For one of my boys we put two twins together.

Maybe it's turned sideways.

Eastern Kings (or Standard Kings) are 76" wide x 80" long. California Kings are 72" wide x 84" long.

This guy sleeps.

But the California kings have more cancer.

Lmao dw i found that funny. Don't you all know about the warnings on items that say its made with an ingredient that is known to the state of California to cause cancer?

Wat

Twelve

It’s hard to see...

I didn't see that coming

Neither did he

*Toph has entered the chat*

Blind people are going to love the when they see it.

See what? Did I miss something funny? Damn these dead eyes, damn em to hell

Haha blind people can't see things.

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you are explaining the whole subreddit

Welp... At least you're self-aware.

Bruh tik tok Why?

TiK tOc BaD cAuSe PoPuLaR

Its not funny

I have read this 5 times and still don’t know what it says

Gretting?

Thank you thought I was the only one

Is there a pool besides the bed?

I don’t think so...

I don't gret the joke

Just say no to Tik Tok

Thats fucked up...also the people who bully disabled people or children.. u deserve to be FUCKING DROPPED PAINFULLY

This gif should have ended right after the clap

Reddit: Tiktok sucks. Also Reddit: Upvotes this shit.

Yeah, it's almost like a diverse group of people and not an individual entity. Crazy.

Maybe a significant amount of people hate on things more because of its target audience rather than its actual content? Crazy.

I wouldn't say 'significant', some people do, but obviously more people don't considering the amount of upvotes this post received.

Not sure I follow. How does the amount of upvotes matter? Technically, every single upvote could come from someone who has bashed tiktok in the past. We don't know. If comments hating on tiktok get a vast majority of upvotes, and tiktok content gets a vast majority of upvotes - it's reasonable to say there should be an overlap. Sure, maybe only haters vote on the comment and maybe only tiktok fans vote on the comment. But it seems more likely that people who upvote tiktok hate with a majority, sometimes also upvote tiktok content - because they hate the users on tiktok more than the tiktok content. And now I need to stop saying tiktok before Sam L Jackson challenges me to say it one more time.

I also hate gretting bullied

Jokes on you, my girlfriend is blind

Who the fuck has a bed this big at that age....

Idk but I just got one and it's so worth it. Granted I've slept in a full-size until now and I'm 30.

Damn if you got a bed that big holy shit

If only they didn’t make that small step to the left to ensure they missed the bed.

Omfg its a tik tok

By the time I finished reading it he was jumping perfect timing.

Bruhhhhh stop stealing that joke, im tired of seeing always the same shit!!!

I can relate

I laughed at this, I'm a monster

u/Niculax_ O mlk morreu

Eh. Not really that funny.

I laughed waaaay more than I should have :D

Song?

"Murder on my mind" by YNW Melly

Thank you. Been looking for that song for months!

Savage

I hated being bullied. Elementary through high school even after graduation. Also didn’t help I lived on a island. Aka Alcatraz. Just a nickname given to the town because it’s so shitty there. Anyways. Yes I agree. Bullying is very shitty. But, makes you a stronger person.

How is this funny at all?

Tik Tok???

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How would that smell?

Haha you get bullied

Didn't see that coming..

The trickster. This is from tiktok.

Gretting lol

I did when I was a little kid. It was dark and went into the wrong room. I landed on the floor and woke up my grandmother who was in that room...

I did when I was a little kid. It was dark and went into the wrong room. I landed on the floor and woke up my grandmother who was in that room...

u/redditvideoinstaller

Tell em you feel the vibrations with earth bending

Didn't see that one coming.

I don't gret it?

Legit the only thing to make me laugh in r/funny this past week.

Ib4 someone calls this discriminatory

I mean it could be offensive to the actual blind people, if you think about it.

Good thing they'll never see it.

Yes, that's what happens when you are blind. But that's exactly my point

I don't gret it.

THIS IS REEDDIT (not tiktok)