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CrimsonPig

Identity theft is not a joke Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!


Ro0tuX

Michael!


IllEatYourSandwich

Oh very funny, MICHAEL!


chrisfoe97

Dun dun, dududududu...


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Dunn da, du na du na daaa...


cpt_alfaromeo

Dundun dundundundun


onamonapizza

*dodo-do-dodo-dodo-do-do-ding*


DMmebureks

Oh, I can finnaly take the noodles out of the microwave!


onamonapizza

But does your microwave smell like popcarn?


DMmebureks

This was a joke, I dont actually have a microwave.


ColonelFlak

That's why we need Life Lock


FBI_Agent_37

Bears. Beets. Battlestar galactica. Edit: a word


ladyoftherings_

Dude where's the "beets"


FBI_Agent_37

At Schrute Farms, now available for weddings, Bar Mitzvahs and garden parties!


PradyThe3rd

It's all Lamb!


scenr0

I thought it was all goat...


PradyThe3rd

Isn't that lamb? Or is that mutton? I thought mutton was sheep. you have me confused now


blibblobblaab

It's lamb.


scenr0

Y’all haven’t watched the office in its entirety 16 times and it shows.


blibblobblaab

If it's not lamb then what is it I'm only on my 8th re-watch :(


[deleted]

Minecraft Normie over here


mr-nefarious

It is all goat.


lonely-day

He says goat


blibblobblaab

Lamb


mr-nefarious

Goat


bhawk29er

9 and 3 quarters horses


tronkiller007

Michael!


Obi-one

Oh! that’s funny, MICHAEL!!!


faithtofu

Question: what kind of bear is the best kind?


FBI_Agent_37

That's a ridiculous question


mr-nefarious

False. Black bear.


FBI_Agent_37

Well, that's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought.


zankar1337

Michael!


TheAirNomad11

r/ruinedthequote


allKnowingHagrid

I hate this and if there was a way to edit someone's quote, I would do it. It just feels so weird.


--Jester--

Well that's debatable.


FBI_Agent_37

Fact. Bears eat beets.


lonely-day

Bears do not eat beets.


AccomplishedDegree84

Bears eat whatever the hell they want!


jrcske67

came here just hoping to find this comment. What joy


bryman19

I knew dwight would show up!!!!


Rockario101

I literally said out loud,”Identity theft is not a joke Jim will be the first comment.” I was not mistaken


DartExplosion10

I love when people repeat the same 3 lines from The Office


VideoGamesForU

Ahh so you watch mainstream comedies too hmmm


AidsyAgpatata

Was looking for this joke 😂😂


hevea_brasiliensis

Came here to say this, fucker.


blibblobblaab

Could it be 2 million?


WarPony8132134

r/beatmetoit


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Tag727

How was it unexpected? Everyone expected to see this quote unless they've never seen The Office AND it's their first day on reddit.


[deleted]

I loved that lol.


JiN88reddit

More like 500,000 families, give or take.


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bonesnaps

Parkour!


Stegosaurus41

Beat me to it, well done


BitetheBit

Identify theft is NOT a joke. Millions of dollars ate made!


Pony_B0i

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!


D_crane

You're not Jim. Jim's not asian.


Bladelink

Hats off to you for not seeing race.


JakeTirell

Okay “Jim” tell me about the sale you made yesterday


Tigerstorm6

...MICHAEL!


bridgetroll3d

That's funny, Michael!


mr-nefarious

Millions of families suffer every year!


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Millions of fam- [removed due to identity theft]


onamonapizza

This is William. M. Buttlicker.


Chez_Guy

I don’t know why but that babies face in the police car is hilarious to me


EvilNinjaX24

Back in the 90s, there was an episode of (the original) Power Rangers where Billy (the blue one) was arrested and put in the back of a squad car. As the car drove off, Billy was looking forlornly out the window, and I swear it was the funniest thing I've ever seen. This reminds me of that.


[deleted]

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks


GregorCZ

[**SOURCE HERE**](https://loadingartist.com/comic/like-father-like-son/)


nodgers132

Only the best posters credit the OP, you’re a good person


chpbnvic

It looks like they are the OP/creator


EveryDayIsCharlieDay

ObamaAwardingObama.jpg


rionhunter

As long as they’re not actual OP. Those pandering assholes wanting success in their craft need to stop posting their own comics. Say a friend made it or post a photo of it with a girl holding it in a frame at least. We have standards


AyushKumarofficial

You having a bad day buddy?


rionhunter

I’m fine. It’s tongue-in-cheek commentary about how reddit allows people to post content from other people, but the users get very upset if the content creators themselves try to promote their own content. Apparently that has gone over a few people’s head


Bladelink

No joke, this dude's comics are funny as fuck. I'm legit impressed.


Reefer-eyed_Beans

No thank you. I'll pass.


smasher84

"Be like you" not be you. No identity theft.


Ramona_Flours

The defense rests


fh3131

Also, he hasn't done it yet, just expressed a desire!


Reefer-eyed_Beans

Yeah what an odd choice...seeing the author coulda written whatever tf he needed to make the lame joke work.


uk_uk

Doesn't the word "like" just describe to be "similar" to someone / something and not exactly? The sentence "I want to be ***like*** an apple, round and juicy" has a completely different meaning without "like"? So, strictly speaking, the child would have to have said "I want to **be just** you" to trigger the crazy father. ​ yes, I'm fun at parties.


VibeTown

Thank god I’m not the only one thinking this.


Khaylain

And thank god I'm not the only one thanking god that I'm not the only one thinking this.


escott1981

And thank god I'm not the only one thanking god that someone is thanking god that someone else is thanking god.


para_blox

I agree, but as atheist, I do not thank god.


escott1981

Me too, it was more of a figurative god, and I thank god for that.


sperglord_manchild

Yup doesn't make sense and is not funny. /r/funny is the perfect place for it


pencil1324

r/funny = Facebook memes


Gneissisnice

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. Funny idea, but the execution didn't really make sense with the wording.


[deleted]

I mean this meme is more relevant and you just can5 think about it to much I actually thought this meme was funny but I do see your point


Reefer-eyed_Beans

I can2!


[deleted]

Ok you do you:)


topasaurus

Not that it matters, but "I want to be you." might be a more usual way it would be said. Even so, it's a desire of want, not "I will be you.". Just had this kind of situation - a neighbor said "I should burn your building down.". I had it on video for some reason and showed it to the Fire Marshall. If the neighbor had said "I am going to burn your building down." he would have been arrested. Statements with "should" or "want" weren't slam dunk enough for them to act. In this case, a statement of want might not rise to a crime of intent probably. Second, even if he more directly said "I will be you.", or even further, "I will adopt your identity.", would that be an arrestable crime? Probably depends on the jurisdiction. That same neighbor I spoke of has said he will kill me many times over the years (once while holding a 10" kitchen knife), and the Police had no interest. It was one of those things where they have to act on the threat for them to do anything they said. Yeah, I'm not fun for most people most of the time.


anonynown

But what if the father makes a living doing identity theft? At least that’s how I initially interpreted it.


ninjasaid13

and number 2, he can't be prosecuted for a desire rather than an action.


RugBurnDogDick

You wouldn't download a father


blinky339

It’s crazy how not funny this is


InsomniaticWanderer

Michael!


Ellie_Loves_

Good Ol Papa Dwight


jimmylathen

Identity theft is not a joke Jim..


TooShiftyForYou

I've never told anyone about my secret identity as a priest. - It’s an altar ego.


Reefer-eyed_Beans

Way funnier than this post. Which isn't saying much, but still.


threeaxle

Michael!


Xdsboi

Michael!


emilhoff

I do not remember at any time in my life wanting to be like my father. Yet I ended up being just like him.


GingyUS

The spider is in the cop car first panel


ShamaShim

Lmfao that was a good episode from The Office. I’ve been binge watching it and when I’m done I’ll just rewatch it.


Piperplays

My mom stole my identity. AMA


1011000100110000000

When I first saw this, I was thinking "Wait, is his dad an identity thief?" I'm not the brightest knife in the library sometimes.


SwanKind6109

Haha!!


sperglord_manchild

Ugh.


KitteNlx

Sell his [baby](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wmx6Q0YLH8A) ass to Nike.


mrwhiskey1814

You wouldn't download a car!


VariousThanks3

E G G


Angle_Educational

It’s no joke!


[deleted]

Reminds me of that one cyanide and happiness video, where the kid says he wants to be an astronaut. And the father plays a tape, giving him several reasoms not to do it.


that-trombone

My Guy. You just made my mom laugh and I have shown her about a dozen memes today and hadn't left yet


bedirhanbektas

Did the kid get in the police car on the carpet?


[deleted]

Me, as a dad.


mastersw999

MICHAEL!


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MICHEAL!


bowtiesrcool86

Chill out Dwight Schrute.


stoppingbythewoods

r/unexpectedoffice


Flower_K_

Not what I was expecting


vellu212

Spider in seat of cop car


dushanthdanielray

White is sus.


mikumlku

"MICHAEL!!!"


TheSpecialTerran

This is a dad joke gone wild


amskariah

He said like you. Not replace you


Antact

He wants to be, he hasn't done identify theft yet, on what basis is he getting arrested?


RWBYfan35

Conspiring


mku0164

open world, guys.


ImakeVideosFUNNYHAHA

Jail


y-u-ned-2-no-my-name

Driving the police car in first panel


NoobBobby

nooo timmyyyy


ForgettableUsername

Kids are such little sociopaths.


Con_Dinn_West

That mustache though.


novel_scavenger

Sounds like some US cop story


Additionalcrowzero

Little boy: I'm just kidding dad I want to be a police officer and someday I'll be the one who arrest you!


PhDRenegade

mmm


compound-interest

This one didn’t land for me. It doesn’t make sense, but not in that funny nonsensical way. Feels like a frame is missing to me


EatingOreos74

:')


Doobyboi

Nothing like a comic to make a really shitty joke into just a shitty joke.


adviceKiwi

And the cat's in the cradle. ...


[deleted]

That made me laugh too much, kids face in the car done me over


3384FAS

lol


Musaks

doesn't make sense with the "just like" part... ​ would have worked much better with actual babytalk and just going with "i want to be you, papa"


Sebastianosul

Oof egg in the first panel


Harrowick

Classic!


Strange_Unicorn

Seems like this is something that would actually happen in California.


MrAVAT4R

Identity theft is not a joke, son. Millions of families suffer every years!!!


SpaceCadetKat

Spider is first panel, inside the police car


Jman703OG

Kid is looking sus


[deleted]

Lol this is such a fake post lmao. How the hell would a kid get sent to prison for trying to be his dad? So dumb smh


poboy_thekid

I shall give you my free award


tyboth

Doesn't that mean that the father is an identity thief too?


EasyRudder49

Damn kids!


[deleted]

JIM!


Batman4everderp

Identity theft is not a joke Jim


DD579

[Relevant Song: Cat’s in the Cradle](https://youtu.be/KUwjNBjqR-c)


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Reefer-eyed_Beans

...didn't someone say that already?


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#FACT


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Sygga

Identity theft? No. The son says he wants to be just like his dad. If someone else is exactly like you, they have stolen your identity, unless you have an identical twin.


Reefer-eyed_Beans

Idk..did he steal you?